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                         Ponystuck                         
                     -by Tranquillite-                     
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                          ACT ONE                          
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ACT ONE
A young filly sits in her studious room filled with books. Today is August 12th, her birthday. A sweet sixteen years ago, she was brought into this world, although I shall not go into further detail. Today, she shall be named!
What shall her name be?

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                       > Enter name.                       
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Enter name.
The lavender mare sits quietly as you contemplate your choices on naming her.
Princess Shitwad.
That sounds beautiful. We need to finali-
The lavender pony shakes her head furiously. She is quite upset that you even joke about disgracing the title of Princess, as her beloved teacher, Princess Celestia, would also be angry. Your unintelligent name annoys her.

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                       > Try again.                        
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Try again.
Sending a glare at you, this time you know she's serious.
Okay, time to think.
Twilight Sparkle
The lavender pony smiles in agreement, yet you try not to burst out in laughter at such a ridiculous name. Damn it, too late now, but you should have named her Suzie, then named all of her friends ridiculous names along the lines of Twilight Sparkle.  Who cares, her name is Twilight Sparkle now.

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           > Retrieve WAND from MAGIC BOOKSHELF            
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Retrieve WAND from MAGIC BOOKSHELF
Ah, your wand. Although it is pretty shitty and useless, it's still fun to use, as it makes you wonder if the HUMANS which inspired the WAND from many old mythical stories still exist. Alas, it is not time to wonder about that. What's on your MAGIC BOOKSHELF, anyways?

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                   > Examine tree house.                   
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Examine tree house.
Your name is TWILIGHT SPARKLE. Today is your BIRTHDAY, as stated before. Plenty of BOOKS for intelligent UNICORNS much like YOURSELF are scattered throughout the room, showing your interests. You tend to like TERRIBLE BOOKS, like Daring Do, shitty kid chapter books, and the most disgraceful book, TWILIGHT, along with it's three brethren, three unnecessary sequels. You tend to fantasize about being caught in a love triangle with a CHANGELING and a TIMBER WOLF, although you'd never tell your friends. Your best skill is MAGIC, and you love to write STORIES which you send to your teacher, the ruler of the country, PRINCESS CELESTIA. You are pretty sure she has a fetish for these badly written stories, which is why she never taught you any better writing.
What will you do now?