Being a Princess had seemed so nice to Cadance at the beginning. It wasn’t that she was vain, or that she was particularly enamored of wealth or splendor. It wasn’t even that she was living out the little filly fantasy of being a beautiful royal lady, rescued by dashing knight and galloping off with him into the sunset to live happily ever after (truth be told, something like that had happened on the day of her wedding, though the roles were reversed).
What had appealed to her most about being a Princess was that it would give the pink Alicorn a chance to spread love further than she ever could in any other position in life.
She had come to finally returned Crystal Empire with her husband, had worked hard to beat back the roaring maniacal darkness of King Sombra’s shade, and even banished the apparition thanks to her sister in law’s assistant.
Then, after all the monsters were slain or banished, the curse that had lain upon the Crystal Empire dispelled, she and her husband Shining Armor could settle down into the life of wedded bliss and benevolent patronage that would bring Equestria into a new golden age of love and kindness.
In reality she now found that her days were less devoted to spreading as much love around the land as possible, and had more to do with endless seas of paperwork and reports, receiving diplomats, trying not to throw diplomats out of windows, speaking with petitioners, dealing with a seemingly endless tide of nobility all of which had either a petty grievance to air or a scheme they wanted her to participate in, fantasizing about casting her love spell on the diplomats and the nobles and then making some popcorn while she watched the fireworks, and being genuflected at.
The Princess dismissed her handmaidens for the evening and sighed.
She looked around her lovely room. Like all of the crystal palace it was formed from a beautiful living gemstone that pulsed with the magic of the Crystal Heart. It filled all those within it with a sense of peace and comfort, though according to a loophole in magical law it did not affect the one who had awakened it, which rather annoyed Cadance.
Sadly, her peace and comfort was a thousand miles away in Canterlot.
Something like this was always coming up these days. They would get a very polite request to attend some ceremony or another, and because of the endless stream of royal duties Cadance would have to stay behind while diplomatic necessity would send Shining Armor down to the party.
The only Cadance had attended was the coronation of her sister in law, and even to go to that she’d had to basically shut down government in the Crystal Empire for roughly two weeks.
Still it wasn’t all bad she considered as she gazed upon the gentle glow of the heart shaped locket that sat upon her dresser.
It had been a wedding present from Luna, one for both her and her husband, but they rarely wore them. That might have been a bit too intense, the magic worked best at a long range, too close and they would be constantly aware of every sensation the other was experiencing.
She took the softly glowing silver thing in her magic and felt herself grow damp between the thighs.
The blue glow was a signal, it meant that Shining Armor wanted her to experience something. There was generally only one purpose to which the lockets were put.
Quickly the princess dashed over to the door to her chambers and locked them tight, then to the window to close it and the curtains.
Cadance reclined on her bed and lowered the locket around her neck, and with a small whisper of her own magic, opened herself up to her husband’s sensations.
Instantly her hind legs bucked as she felt a phantom shaft and flared head forcing itself roughly in and out of her throat, she tasted strange stallion flesh slick with the savory saltiness of precum.
There were other sensations, phantoms of her husband’s body, the restraining leather and rope that kept his hind legs spread that were just deliciously tight, and a painful, illusory erectness that she just wanted to reach out and stroke, she also felt a curious emptiness in her backdoor, and liquid warmth dripping out of it.
Her husband, the cunning devil had made quite a brilliant first strike against her.
She grinned around the phantasmal sensation and taste of cock in her mouth, she’d have to repay this thoroughly when he returned. She could have any number of lovers with her, over the course of their courtship and marriage the Princess of Love and her husband had met a number of open minded and discreet mares, stallions and in betweens, any one of whom would have been happy to give her a way to fight back against the overwhelming sensation of Shining Armor reuniting with his old guard unit.
It was a curious custom, at least to many of the outside observers of Equestria, that the royal guard (which was also the de facto military) not only tolerated but actively encouraged romantic relationships or at very least friendship with benefits, within its ranks, and since the majority of guard ponies were male well...
Cadance had actually been present at, and participated in a number of Captain Shining Armor’s bonding exercises with his truth. By the end of the night she’d had more cocks in her than she would have thought possible, and was delirious with pleasure, but she had been used nowhere near as much as her darling husband. The thought of the sloppy, cum soaked kiss they had shared after that before he had slid into her drenched pussy was almost enough to send her over the edge into orgasm right away, which would have been felt by Shining who would then have likely cum himself.
That wasn’t the goal, that wasn’t the thrill of this exercise for Cadance.
The thrill lay in in staying still, vicariously feeling every twitch of her husband’s body as he used or was used. Sometimes he would visit a brothel, and Cadance would get to know what it was like to feel a warm, velvet pussy slide over his big thick cock, or when using such an establishment would be too indiscreet he might simply lay in his bed and stroke himself.
Her reverie was broken by a new phantom sensation, a warm hard pressure at her anus which clenched reflexively though nothing touched it, and she felt the flared head of a new cock slide into her husband’s ass.
The feeling was exquisite, one of Cadance’s favorites. She felt the shaft press against the prostate she didn’t have as the intruder worked his way further up Shining’s ass with long slow strokes, and as they speeded us she felt the cock sliding down his throat begin to jerk and tense before being removed until only the head remained.
She tasted the unknown semen that was pumping into Shining Armor’s mouth, a taste she had always savored since the first time she’d ever gone down on a colt, salty and alkaline. She also felt it slide out the corner of his mouth, and how the Princess wished to be there. The sight of her husband drenched in spunk always sent her libido into overdrive.
The unknown cock in his ass picked up speed now, and she could feel the stallion’s balls slapping against his hind quarters but before she could focus on the delicious feeling they were sharing a new cock, this one smaller and thinner slid into Shining’s mouth. Cadance recognized the taste, a relatively new recruit who had shared a night with them a few months back when all four of Equestria’s Princesses had been in the empire for a summit. His name was Flash Sentry, and he had been deliciously nervous, the couple had treasured making a Stallion out of him.
He finished in Shining’s mouth quickly, pulling all the way out and emptying his balls on Shining’s face and back, and even before the last few hot spurts echoed across Cadance’s body a new cock was inserted into his hungry mouth.
Cadance realized that quite outside of her own awareness, one of her forelegs had gone between her legs and was rubbing at her pussy. She took the limb away, not wanting to over stimulate her darling husband just yet.
Still, she decided, a little teasing couldn’t hurt. She daintily licked her hoof clean, letting him taste her in turn.
Between her legs, she felt the sensation of his cock suddenly jerking up and slapping against his belly.
Cadance felt the phantom lips of an unknown stallion brush his neck as the cock in his ass suddenly stopped its thrusts and pumped out load after load of white hot cum, and as it withdrew she felt the warm whiteness dribbling out, though not for long as a new member slid in almost immediately.
To distract herself, and to get her juices going, Cadance thought back to the first time they had played this game, it was the night after the wedding, and she had decided to give her husband a show instead. One of Twilight’s friends had been a great, and very eager help.
Pinkie Pie was simply a marvel with her tongue, it had snaked up into Cadance’s most secret of places and brought her through multiple orgasms with shocking speed.
Upon the return to the bridal suite Cadance had felt her arousal peak again as she saw her exhausted husband laying on the bed, his face splattered with his cum, and the sheets drenched in it. She’d let him sleep, though in the morning they had been very late to breakfast.
Her reverie was shattered by both the stallion in Shining’s mouth and ass reaching orgasm at the same time. It was breathtaking. Both Shining and herself nearly came themselves at that moment. It wouldn’t be long now.
Cadance had always liked to watch. The first sexual experience of her life had been when she was still foalsitting Twilight, and had peeped on Shining Armor stroking himself off after she’d put the young filly to bed. It wasn’t till later that she realized she had been visible in the mirror, and that her future husband had known she was watching.
The next time she’d actually come into his room, sat and watched him. After that they had begun dating.
She began to rub at her pussy and clit again, occasionally bringing a hoof up to her mouth to share the taste with Shining armor. Two stallions were now getting sucked off in turn by him. This was likely the big finish them.
She felt a tongue sliding along the underside of his shaft, tracing the vein from his balls to his tip where the phantom mouth nibbled at him gently.
The orgasm that took them both was not a slow build. He went off first, and the sensation sent Cadance off in turn. She cried out for him, and while it would have been romantic to say that he cried out for her as well, his mouth was too full of cock for that.
Each jet of semen from his orgasm set off an aftershock in Cadance’s pussy, and 1,000 miles away each after shock made Shining Armor moan around the cock in his mouth.
Both felt the cum spray up onto their chest and across the ground, both felt the shuddering climax as Cadance’s pussy spasmed and sprayed. It seemed like the bliss would never end.
Sadly, as much as husband and wife would have liked to spend the rest of eternity like that, locked together in separate but shared orgasm, all good things must come to an end, and so did this little adventure. Shining’s cock twitched for the last time, and Cadance’s cunny gave a last, delicious quiver of pleasure and she lay exhausted, panting on her bed which was by down drenched in her sweat and juices.
She barely even noticed as the two stallions her husband was servicing came, draping his own exhausted form with sticky ropes of cum.
The last thing the Princess of Love felt from the locket before she drifted off into sleep was the taste and texture of Shining’s own semen, a kiss, admittedly of a perverse sort, shared across a thousand miles.
Both had very good dreams that night.
Author's Note
Wheeeeee! More drunken clop, that's definitely what the world needs more of!
Anyways, I wrote this to relax after work, mostly because my brain didn't feel up to editing a much longer story I'm working on. Especially not after half a bottle of Shellback.