The Wub heard around the World

by Night Music

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Romance
Length: 3484

What Happens when you mix Bass, Magic, and Speakers from the Future? Read and find out. (Title has 2 meanings)

Vinyl Scratch or DJ Pon3 was Testing new speakers she had ordered but they didn't have enough bass, so she decided to add that to them herself, besides she needed to test her magic, it's been while since she actually used it for more then moving records. She casts the spell and turns the equipment on but she gets more than she asked for.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-22 04:50:31 UTC

The Greeting

You are now rushing into your house looking for anything that might have been broken from the explosion of sound that had happened not 5 minutes ago. You are running through your house, sweating and panting, again to your surprise nothing is broken either. So could he have just imagined that sound? No it was to loud, to real to be imagined. You start moving around your house again and notice something moving in your backyard through the glass sliding door, it was small maybe around three feet tall with Neon Blue hair and a... a tail? You cautiously move to the glass door trying not to be seen by the creature you start slowly sliding the door open still trying to be as quiet as you can, but to no avail. The small animal darts its eyes towards you glaring with the utmost curiosity. In front of him was something he never thought could exist, it was a pure white horse? It wasn't exactly a horse it was smaller, more like something a little girl would want for her birthday, a pony. So here he was frozen with a weird feeling of fear, fear of the unknown. This... pony has some sort of thing sticking out of her mane, it's... a... a horn?

Vinyl sat there with the most confused look on her face, here was something she thought was a myth, a legend, a foals story to scare the little ones. She didn't know what to do, wondering if she should say something, but instead of saying something she lifts one of her hooves and waves with a akward smile on her face.

You stand there wondering if there would be anything else to surprise you, you look around, there is nothing else but this... unicorn? You stand there and she starts waving with a look of still confusion on her face. You try to remember what people called horses with horns. As you stutter a few words from your jumbled brain, you ask:

"H-hey there, l-little uhm pony, w-what made y-you- I mean, how did you get here?"

She shrugs.

"Can y-you understand me?"

She nods her head with glee finding out that this is getting somewhere.

"Can you speak?" What were you thinking of course she can't speak it's a pony not a hu- your thoughts get interrupted as the sound of speaking comes from the unicorns direction.

"Finally I thought you weren't going to ask, it's so hard keeping quiet when you wake up in someplace unfamiliar, especially when you find out your not even on you planet anymore. So what's your name?"

You sit there dumbfounded that you just heard this neon white unicorn talk, let alone ask your name.

"uh-uhm my name is S-Sam, Sam J-Jacks. W-What's your n-name?"

"I'm Dj Pon3, that's my stage name but ponies call me Vinyl Scratch, you can call me Vinyl or Scratch, your choice."

You stammer,

"O-ok, Vi-Vinyl, could you come inside? I don't want anyone out here seeing or hearing you and besides it's going to start raining soon and I don't want to get caught out here when it does."

Vinyl thought for a moment and nodded and she galloped inside.

The Sound of New Voices

"Vat? Vat are you looking at? Iz zere somesing in my tees? Sam asked as he reached into his mouth with a finger and tried to find something in or on his teeth.

Sam sat there... at least Vinyl thought that was Sam, wasn't it?

"Who are you and what did you do with Sam?" Vinyl had to many questions already being asked but now there were twice as many questions. Some questions were,  Why did his accent shift? and Why was he not acting like he was a minute ago? A minute ago he could not keep his eyes off her but now his eyes were darting across the room like he was trying to remember where he was.

Other Sam was caught off guard by the question, Sam didn't usually didn't trust people let alone animals, so he thought they already knew each other.

"Vell, I am Leon Kaufmann, but you can call me Leo for schort."

Vinyl raised an eyebrow and said with an uncertainty in her voice, "Ok... Leo, what just happened and where did Sam... go?" The question was weird, it was like asking for someone when they were right in front of you.

"Vell, Iv Zam did not tell you zen I guess I must."

Leo took a breath and sighed.

"Zam iz not vat people vould call regular, he zuvverz from vat people call multiple perzonality dizorder but he zuvverz a zpecial type." Leo took another breath and looked at the pony across from him who was doing more then just listening.

Vinyl was just listening to every word that came out of Leo's mouth and being lost in those gleaming emerald eyes, even though he was hard to understand she could not find herself hearing anything but him until he stopped talking which made a realize what she was doing, she was... drooling?

"Vell, you might be vondering what type of MPD Zam could have?"

Vinyl quickly nodded, now wiping the drool from the corner of her mouth.

"Zee MPD Zam Zuvverz from not only changez hiz perzonality, but hiz very DNA, cauzing changes in his mental capacity, phyzical shtrength and appearence, Mental ztate, also *AHEM* hormones. Zee more ovten he uzes us the more abilities we can tap into, you just witnessed only 2/10ths of vat I can do when I chose hormones and mental capacity, hafe you not noticed how you could not turn your attention avay? Or just ven you ztarted drooling?

Vinyl was about to start drooling again before Leo stopped talking. She thought to herself "If Sam has Multiple personalities what were they like?" But she needed that answer from Sam.

"Hey Leo, no offence but could I talk to Sam?"

As soon as she asked Sam was back and blinking furiously like he was being blinded.

"Hmm, since I'm here, it looks like you want to know about the others?"

How could he know this? He just came to after a thirty-minute conversation with German with amazing eyes that made her drool.

"Wow, he made you drool? and before go and asking how I knew that unlike the others i can chose one thing that the others can't have, mind reading, so I chose that and being able to change my physical form."

Vinyls face turned more red then her eyes now knowing that she had to be careful about what she thinks about around Sam.

"I'm going to start with the few you should be able to talk to, There's Sergio, he picked physical strength and nothing else. Sergio doesn't talk much but when he does his words pierce into your very soul. Then there's Felix, He chose a special type of form shifting, instead of how he looks, he can make his skin reflect the very light that surrounds us and make himself invisible. He doesn't talk at all, and when I say that I mean it, rocks talk more than him. You already know Leo, The German with amazing eyes that can make you drool." Sam said poking his elbow into Vinyls side.

Vinyls face turned red again and she gave Sam a glare that would give Fluttershy a run for her money.

"ha, I'm joking. Now Here are the ones you should avoid at all costs." Sam said with all of the seriousness of the world going into the conversation.

"There's Tick & Tock they are mostly the same person but they have their differences, One wants to find out how you tick and rip it out,hence the name Tick. Tock wants to, well make you Tock Finding out your deepest secrets using any means necessary and then murder you as quick as possible."

Vinyl sat there, frozen in her seat wondering what to do if they came out.

"But the worst one is, Freyyson, All he wants to do is make people scream and plea, Just like Felix he does not talk. Unlike the rest of us, Freyyson Doesn't have a boundary in what powers he has, if we have it, he has it."

Sam was cut off when Vinyl started to yawn. Sam suggested that they get some sleep, talking for two hours doesn't help you rest, two minutes later they fell asleep right there, in the chairs across from each other.

Shifting Colors

Sam was the first to wake up, he groaned and rubbed his eyes, sleeping in a chair was not unusual for him but it still left him pretty sore. His eyes darted towards his clock and noticed it was a hour after his first class started.

Not thinking, he picked his backpack and Vinyl and bolted for the door.

Vinyl awoke from the sudden movement and said with a groggy tone to her voice.

"H-Hey, what the hay are you doing?! Why are you taking me with you?!"

Sam looked at Vinyl who was slung over his shoulder and said,

"Well, I can't leave you at my place and I don't think anybody would watch you for me, so I have to bring you with me.

Vinyl looked back at Sam and asked, "How and Where are you going to hide me? Because if you can remember, I shouldn't be here."

Sam looked at his backpack and then to Vinyl and then back to his backpack.

Vinyl saw what he was doing and said, "No no no, there is no way i'm going in that thing."

"Vell, to bad, you are getting in to this backpack, efen iv I hafe to use my powers." Leo said as he started to move Vinyl into his backpack.

Vinyls' body went utterly numb when she heard his voice. Such a dirty move, using his powers to manipulate her.

As she slid into the backpack, Vinyl started to slowly drift back to sleep as she heard these words hum in the back of her head, "Let the Bass take you"

Vinyl slowly awoke to more sudden movement as she was being lifted out of the backpack.

"Hey Vinyl wake up, were back home." Sam said as he thought "She looks so cute when she sleeps" Sam interrupted that thought, when he realized he meant something other then cute, something on the lines of, Beautiful, Serene, and Just plain out amazing. He never realized how amazing she actually looked, she had everything from an amazing body to an almost god like ass.

"Where are these thought coming from?" Sam asked himself before he heard Leon interject,

"Vell Sam, ven you had read Vinyls' mind, zat did a number on your psyche making your thoughts take on a more... pony form, giving you the thoughts a stallion would have seeing zee mare body. Zince she is from another reality, some of zat reality rubbed off on you, being male you took the thoughts of a stallion."

Finally waking up, Vinyl shot up from Sams arms. "You bastard, using Leon to get me into your bag, how could..." Vinyl went quiet as she saw the worry in Sams face and those eyes', what was with this dudes eyes? Sams were Rainbow colored, and Vinyl swore she could see the color shifting.

"I'm sorry Vinyl but I can't risk you being taken away from me." Sam said as he looked toward the ground as though he was a six-year old in trouble.

Vinyl saw it now his eyes' did shift in color, from being a bright Rainbow of hues they turned into a dark ocean blue so deep you could swim in them. Did Vinyl have a thing for eyes? Maybe...

Vinyl felt those eyes' as if the emanated sadness, "Look, I'm sorry for calling you a bastard..."

A heavy silence fell upon the room.

"It's okay Vinyl, I shouldn't have done that in the first place. But I really like you..."

A look of bewilderment overtook Vinyls' face. What was Sam saying? Was there something wrong with him? A million questions zipped through Vinyls mind but they were all silenced when she felt her face burning with an intensity that would put Stars to shame. There was one Question Vinyl wanted to ask Sam, so she did.

"Hey, Sam? Do you have a Mare-Friend?"

Sams head had dropped as soon as she said those words, and picked back up when when Vinyl shifted in her seat to get an uncomfortable feeling out of her body.

"Whoa... say Vinyl, Vat have you been doing vith Zam? His hormones are going crazy, He has male and shtallion hormones pumping through hiz body like he has been... vell nevermind zat. Vat hafe you two been doing?

"uhm, hey there Leon, how are you?" Vinyl said as soon as she was rubbing a hoof on the back of her head trying to find something to do in this akward situation.

"Vell i'm fine but... hey don't make zis about me, zis is about you and Sam" Leon said as his accent started to break into a more English tone.

"It's so hard keeping that accent, now that's out of the way, what have you been doing with Sam? Wait, no don't tell me, I can do this. Now if you came through a rift in space and most likely time then there must be things seeping through that rift which would most likely be hormones since I had to use mine against you, now since it can't close itself, more and more stallion hormones are being produced by Sam to match what you are attracted to, but since we are two totally different species the rift is sending more and more each time..."

Leon rant was interrupted when he caught a certain Neon white unicorn looking like she was going to pounce him.

"Hey Vinyl, why are you looking at me like that? oh right, hormones, well... shit" Leon exclaimed with a deadpan tone.

"My hormones are spiking and then dropping back down, this is not good" Leon said as he was holding Vinyl back with a broom.

Vinyl was looking at Leon with half lidded eyes trying to make it past that confounded broom, given the stature of humans the broom was holding her back at least four feet. She needed to get to Leon, just looking at him sent a shiver down her back, oh the things she would do to him.

Leon was pushing his mind to think of what to do, it's not everyday he has women trying to jump him, let alone a unicorn from another dimension, although she did have a great body.

"Those eyes, that hair, her body, her smell... wait that smell? The smell! Vinyl must be suffering from a jump started cycle due to the hormones, not only are a massive amount of male hormones coming through but female hormones too."

"AHA!" he shouted as he was dropping the broom.

Leon caught Vinyl out of the air as she was leaping at him.

"Vinyl look deep into my eyes" Leon said as his body was making something new, Anti-hormones, although he was making more and more the anti-hormones would subdue the Stallion hormones, but only for a limited time though.

Vinyl was looking into those deep emerald green pools with her Ruby red eyes and found herself coming back to reality as her sultry mind was letting go of the thoughts she was thinking.

"Leon? oooohhh... what happened? Vinyl groaned as if she was coming out of a hangover. Her head was pulsating and her vision was a little blurry from the light flooding her eyes as they tried to adjust.

"Well, you were in a state of heat, but don't worry I solved it" Leon said with a relieved sigh.

Vinyls face went as red a her eyes as she tried asking a question but only managed to sputter a few non sensible words.

Leon saw Vinyls face and his turned the same shade as he thought of what he said.

"no no no no, I d-didn't d-do anything l-like that. My I created Anti-hormones and that's how I solved it."

"Although, I wouldn't mind doing what you're thinking of" The thought sounded low and breathy.

"Hey Vinyl, we should get to bed" Leon said as he was glancing up at the clock.

As he was sitting down on the couch across from Vinyl his mind began to drift to the place he knew he would be safe, his body began to relax as a feeling came onto him and his eyes began to shut, and as they did he swore he felt something snuggling up into his chest, but he was to tired to care. His mind began to drift into darkness as he was leaving this world and entering another.

(NOTICE)

To the few people who actually read this fic, I'm sorry for not uploading normally, problems have been rising. As soon as i can, i will begin chapter 6 or 7 which ever, I am though working on a new chapter and another story to write. Again to the few people who read this I'm sorry and thank you, for actually reading this fic.

The Arrival

This was a regular day in MoodsVille, Cloudy, Light Rain, and only a number of people outside. Your name is Sam Jacks, You are around 26 years-old and you live in the middle of the city right next to the city's college  where you study Musical Harmony, When most might see polar opposites, you see art in the making, like Electronic and Jazz, Country(even though not your favorite) and Hip Hop, and Dubstep and Classical. You are walking home from class, wondering what your class is going to be tomorrow but that thought gets interrupted by the loudest and last thing you might hear.

Vinyls whole body was quaking with raw energy as she rocketed down towards the earth, the ground coming ever so closer, and the thought of living moving ever so farther. When she came too, Vinyl found herself in a back yard, trapped, like a pony in Fluffle Puffs fur. Her head was thumping with the beat of drums in a rock concert. She needed to get out of here and fast, before anything found her.

After a few moments of trying to shake that noise out of your head you see a beam of light shoot down where your house is and you start running towards your home, You look up and down the street making sure everything was ok.

The Talk

Here Sam was sitting, not even 5-feet away from what he thought to be a mythological creature.

"So, what brings you to my back yard? matter of fact, what even brought you to earth?"

Sam asked questioning how Vinyl even got here.

To which Vinyl retorted,

"I don't have the slightest idea how i got here, one moment i'm fine tuning my new speakers, the next i'm hurtling towards the ground like somepony shot me out of a cannon, and that's all I can remember."

Sam sat there thinking, thinking if these "speakers" could have sent her here.

"Hey Vinyl, what kind of speakers were they if you don't mind me asking."

"Well they were specially ordered, from the future. They were not cheap, going to the future is one thing but bringing something is different, you have to put a magical seal of time travel approval on it. But they didn't have what I needed for my music, so I tried to boost them with a magical bass blast from my horn. hope that helps." Vinyl shrugged at the lack of more info.

Sam sat there, now in the deepest thought he had ever been in since his days in the lab.

Now Sam was mumbling to himself.

"Maybe since they were magically "stamped" with a seal of sorts and being from the future their very being was in a unstable balance of sorts, but your "bass boosting blast" offset the energy already within them from the stamp and the time travel, which in turn caused a rip of sorts or a black hole, but the very idea of that would be almost near to impossible, unless black holes act differently in your reality than in mine..."

Vinyl sat there, with her mouth agape at the sudden shift of attitude from her host. From being stunned and silent, to a madman rambling to himself.

"um... what?" Asked Vinyl with the now most confused look.

"Oh, I am so sorry, where are manners?" Sam said his accent now shifting to sound more German than English.

"what?!" Vinyl asked even more confused than before.