Gallade and Gardevoir: Too Green

by DeluxeMagnum69

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Dark, Comedy, Other, Romance, Shining Armor, Sex, Crystal Ponies, Adventure, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 3915

[Pokemon in Equestria] Gardevoir and Gallade, a sweet couple get thrown into an unknown land after drunken legendary figures screw around with their powers. Thanks Arceus, Dialga, and Palkia! UP YOURS!

(Note: More to a world where Pokemon rules the land. Still confused? Here's a link that'll give you a comic featuring Gardevoir! [link] Hope it helps you to understand!)

After Arceus, Dialga, and Palkia get drunk on a Friday night, they had a little bit too much to drink. With the power of time and space, many things could go wrong while intoxicated by the mighty strength of alcohol. When Dialga abuses his powers, Palkia also joins in - wreaking havoc on an event that may haven't happened. Yet.

It never happened, so nothing can go wrong!!

Well...

Meet Gardevoir and Gallade, two very close friends. But that's going to all change when Gardevoir wants to confess her feelings for Gallade.
Gardevoir is in love with Gallade and shows all the signs that she wants to be with her. She's a strong Pokemon that's very friendly, sweet and kind.

Gallade on the other hand also loves Gardevoir with all his heart, but he's just a very shy, timid, and soft Pokemon. He just doesn't have the guts to make his move. What he does have is a killer instinct to protect Gardevoir at all costs.

On a Friday night that should've been the day that changed everything for the good, the couple was rudely interrupted by mixture of bright lights. The lights then transported them to a place that no Pokemon ever set a foot/feet/tentacle/hoof/stub/body ever before.

In an unknown land, will they find their way back home? But more importantly, will they know the true feelings for each other?

Rated M to my paranoia. This may or may be not clop. But if announced, I will change the rating lower or higher (higher?!).

Published 2013-08-16 03:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-16 03:40:03 UTC

It's Friday Night!!

Gallade and Gardevoir: Too Green

Chapter 1: It's Friday Night!!

"Chug, chug, chug, chug!!" Palkia and Dialga chanted slurrly as Arceus was downing a truckload of blue alcohol.

Lucario's Aura sBeer dripped down Arceus's chin and down to his neck as his lips sucked in the alcoholic drink like a powerhouse.

"Go, Arceus, go!!" Dialga stomped his feet as Palkia took a chug of Raging Tauros. The unique brown blend gave a punch of a Tauros. Palkia shook his head as the strong punch of the drink woozied him.

"Hell yeah!!" Palkia roared as Arceus started to finish up the keg of a drink.

A small pool of Lucario's Aura sBeer made it's way to the floor as gulps from Arceus was drowned out by Dialga's and Palkia's loud cheering. Arceus's pace began to quicken as the large keg was soon emptied by the mighty Pokemon.

"Yeah!!" Arceus yelled at the top of his lungs as he finished the monster drink.

Arceus then brought the pure steel keg to his head and crushed it flat like a plate.

"YEAHHH!!!!" Arceus yelled again as Dialga and Palkia joined in.

"I AM THE IRON POKEMON OF ALL, BITCHES!!" Arceus said as the blue alcohol dripped from his mouth. "I AM UNDEFEATED!!"

"Here's to you, bud!!" Palkia hiccuped as he took a giant swig of the brown alcohol.

The steel smashed keg suddenly connected with Arceus, turning his original yellow color to a solid gray.

"Iron is right, Arceus!" Dialga said. "I would make a metal joke... but I'm just too damn rusty!"

"I don't zinc so!" Arceus said proudly, broading his chest. "I hope the coppers aren't on to us!"

"Arceus!!" a female voice called out from above. "Do you want some food?"

"NOT NOW, MOM!" Arceus yelled back slurrly. "I have stuff down here!"

Barrels and bottles of alcohol were stacked ceiling high and covered an entire wall. Mind you that these Pokemon are ginormous. Dialga and Palkia continued to take small sips from their drinks. Dialga with his Kyogre Juice and Palkia with his Raging Tauros. Arceus stumbled towards the icebox that contained a Rumpardos. The taste of Lucario's Aura sBeer was attacking Arceus' taste buds and wanted something else to replace it. As he opened the bottle, his mother called down.

"If you say so!" Arceus's mother yelled back. "I have some Magikarp fillets! Come and get it if you want!"

The three legendary pokemon looked at each other at the mention of the scrumptious lip-tastic fillet.

"MOOOOM!!! Arceus yelled as he downed the whole bottle of rum.

Dialga and Palkia silently congratulated on what Arceus just did, but looked very stupid as they were cross-eyed and were stumbling around. A huge explosion ensued as Arceus blasted his way up the house to get the fillets. The backdraft flew the two other Pokemon through the ceiling above and were blasted out the enormous house.

"Ah!!" Dialga and Palkia yelled out as they were in the late night sky.

They flew out with bottles of alcohol beside them as the explosion also picked them up.

"C'mon Gardevoir, what is it?" a tall green Pokemon asked as his hands were led by a gorgeous another green Pokemon.

"It's a surprise, Gallade!" Gardevoir said, sticking her tongue out at the handsome Pokemon she held by the hand.

Gallade was blind folded as Gardevoir led the way. Gallade stumbled a bit as his feet tried to keep up with Gardevoir's fast pace.

"Are we almost there?" Gallade asked as the two breezed past a tall tree.

Fresh grass was around them as a chilly evening breeze swept at the couple. In a magnificent park, Gardevoir giggled at Gallade's continuous questions.

"Almost." she replied, sticking her tongue out.

She leaned closer in as she hugged Gallade's muscular arm, knowing full well of the blades that extended out. Her breasts squeezed Gallade's arm as his face began to turn a shade of red.

"Gar-Gardevoir..." Gallade said softly. "Your-"

"We're here!" Gardevoir said cheerily, letting go of Gallade's arm.

Gallade took a small deep breath as his fingers made their way to the blind fold around his eyes.

"You can look now!" Gardevoir said as Gallade's finger quickly undid the knot.

He took the red blind fold off to see Gardevoir having a bright smile on her face. Near her feet was what it looked like to be a picnic, facing the amazing moon and the lake.

The classic red and white picnic blanket was laid out as Gallade could see Gardevoir blushing a little.

"A little bit too cheesy?" Gardevoir said, her face turning a bit red of embarrassment as Gallade was staring.

"I-what? No!" Gallade said. "It isn't cheesy at all, Gardevoir! It's perfect!"

The shade of embarrassment soon turned to blushing from the compliment. What Gallade couldn't believe was Gardevoir herself preparing everything that was laid out for him. He could see a straw basket, a bottle of wine, and wine glasses perfectly set up near the lake.

"Please, sit down." Gardevoir shyly said as Gallade did what he was told.

He gently placed himself on the picnic blanket as Gardevoir did also by sitting next to him.

"Is-is that a Mamo's Wine?" Gallade thought as he noticed the very expensive wine. "I thought this was just a normal get together..."

Gardevoir opened the basket and pulled out many things. From Oran Berry Pie to Magikarp fillets, she set up in front of Gallade.

"He's surprised by this... Gardevoir thought as she saw Gallade's shocked face. "He must know something's up..."

She smiled and blushed a bit as she thought to confess her feelings for him. For years, Gallade was always there for her in the time of need and always made her happy. But what was Gallade's feeling for her?

That was something Gardevoir worried about. Would it damage their friendship?

"G-Gallade..." Gardevoir said as Gallade was pouring the wine into the glasses.

"Yes?"

"There's something I need to say."

"What is it?" Gallade asked as he screwed the cap back on the bottle.

"Well, you see, I-"

"AHHHHH!!!!!"

A yell above them interrupted Gardevoir and Gallade as Dialga and Palkia crashed landed inside the lake. The combined mass of the Pokemon launched a giant tidal wave towards the couple. The water thrashed towards them as Gallade put himself in front of Gardevoir.

Protect!

A bright blue sheet shielded the entire picnic site as the torrent of water engulfed the shore at everything single edge of the lake. The barrier Gallade had put up made the spot where he and Gardevoir was safe from the liquid.

"Wha-hoo!!" Palkia called out from the middle of the lake. "That was awesome!!"

"HA!! Let's do it again!!" Dialga said as he started to glow.

Palkia also glowed as they were suddenly teleported out from the lake. Gallade and Gardevoir were both confused and wondered what they just witnessed.

A few seconds later, they heard a familiar sound.

"AHHHHH!!!!!"

Dialga and Palkia crashed landed in the lake again as another tidal wave approached them. Gallade grimaced as he didn't recover from the Protect cycle yet.

Magic Coat!

Gardevoir's fingers lit up this time as bright red coat shielded the site. Instead of the cyan color of Protect, Magic Coat had an impressive shade of red and pink. The water merely ricocheted back at the drunk Pokemons. The tidal wave then crashed back into the lake as Dialga and Palkia were immediately submerged in water.

A black void suddenly opened up next to Gallade and Gardevoir as Palkia and Dialga plopped out of the dimension portal. Wet, drunk, and slurred, they had crashed the get together of the two green Pokemon.

"That was amazing!!" Dialga roared as Palkia whooped.

Palkia grabbed the whole bottle of the Mamo's Wine and immediately drained it. As he did, his face lit up in disgust.

"Wine? Not my thing!!" he said as he threw the bottle onto the ground. "Where's the Milotic Lite at?!"

"Why are you doing here?" Gallade asked up at the two drunk Pokemon.

Dialga and Palkia noticed the Pokemon talk up at them.

"Hey, Gallade!!" Dialga said as Palkia grabbed the Magikarp fillet.

"How's it hanging?" he asked slurrly as the alcohol in his blood stream did it's work.

Palkia munched on the Magikarp fillet and downed the Oran Berry Pie that Gardevoir set up for herself and Gallade.

"I thought I said not to talk to me anymore!!" Gallade replied angrily.

"Whoa, little man." Dialga said, putting up his feet defensively. "I know what you said back then, but why not enjoy this Friday night with your lady friend?" he asked as he got his wallet out.

Dialga pulled out a few thousand Poke' Dollars and clumsily handed it to Gallade. However, being drunk, he placed it o the grass next to Gallade.

"Sorry what we did bro." Dialga said as Palkia slurped up the rest of the picnic food. "Enjoy the rest of the night!!"

"Hey, where the hell's the Milotic Lite?!" Palkia roared as the blue berries of the Oran Pie tainted his lips. "I'm thirsty!!"

"There's the lake right there, smart one!!" Dialga bellowed back.

Palkia's face lip up in the delight as he sprinted his way towards the lake. Sticking his whole head in the cool crystal water, he began to gulp down the water.

Gallade face palmed as Dialga waved good-bye clumsily.

"See ya' - hic - soon - hic! - little man!!" Dialga said as he trotted away. "Nice night!"

Gallade groaned and looked down at the ground. But sniffling behind him broke his thoughts. He turned around to see Gardevoir starting to tear up.

"I-It's all ruined..." Gardevoir said as her cries started to get worse.

"No, all isn't ruined!!" Gallade said, in the hope to reassure her.

"Really?" Gardevoir asked as Dialga in the distance walked over sluggishly towards Palkia.

Palkia was still drinking out of the lake as Dialga plopped down next to him.

"We can go someplace else than be with these drunks!!" Gallade said.

"Hey, I heard that!!" Dialga shouted.

Gallade ignored him and continued on.

"I know that these guys ruined your surprise for me, but let's salvage what we can do and turn this night into the best night ever, okay?" Gallade said with warmth in his eyes towards Gardevoir.

Gardevoir couldn't help but smile as Gallade's kind words turned the sad frown into a happy smile.

"O-okay." she said as her smile got brighter.

"BLARGH!!" Palkia said, throwing up puke chunks into the lake. "What the hell was in the pie?!"

"You're allergic to Oran berries, you oran berry man!!" Dialga said groggily as Palkia continued to hurl. "Don't you know?"

"I thought it was Sitrus!!"

"Isn't I, blue?" Dialga asked as Palkia upchucked again.

"BLEAH!!"

"I think we should leave." Gardevoir suggested as Gallade nodded.

"Yes, let's."

Gardevoir got up and grabbed the straw basket and dirty picnic blanket while Gallade grabbed the money left by Dialga.

Palkia continued to throw up as Dialga started to hum a baby's tune.

Gardevoir and Gallade were chuckling at the local restaurant, Bibarel Barrel Tavern . The local restaurant was busy as usual as Bidoofs and Bibarels were moving back and forth to serve and write down orders. The wooden restaurant was fairly popular as many Pokemon in all sorts of shapes and sizes entered through the door. From a Pidgey to a Wailord, the restaurant boomed quite unexpectedly.

The two green Pokemon were chatting away as a Bidoof waiter tried his best to pour water in Gallade's glass without disturbing the conversation. Gardevoir looked at Gallade with interest to each word he spoke, her beautiful eyes stared into Gallade's cunning ones.

Nothing could ruin this night again.

Right?

Arceus looked at Dialga and Palkia with a raised eyebrow.

"What just happened?" Arceus asked, his color to a gray due to the steel plate.

"Well, Palkia and I just had a bit of fun!" Dialga said as Palkia groaned, clutching his stomach.

"The pain!!" Palkia said.

The two other Pokemon ignored him as Arceus began to munch of the Magikarp fillets.

"What 'fun'?" Arceus asked as he swallowed the fillet whole.

"Lake jumping!" Dialga said. "And by using my awesome powers, we managed to do it again!!"

"Your so called 'awesome' powers don't match mine!!" Arceus said as he wiped the crumbs away from his mouth.

Arceus lit up a faint color before a fish fillet appeared again in his foot thing that looked like a hoof.

"I just bent time and space and got the exact piece back!" Arceus said proudly.

"Oh yeah?!" Dialga asked. "Watch this!!"

The time Pokemon lit up a color of his own, engulfed in bright blue light. Dialga was now in front of Arceus, a few seconds prior. Arceus began to reach for a fillet as Palkia groaned out.

"The pain!!" Palkia groaned.

The two other Pokemon ignored him as Arceus began to munch of the Magikarp fillets.

Dialga then slapped the fillet out of Arceus' hands, landing on the floor with a splat.

"Hey, what did you do that for, Dialga?!" Arceus asked.

"Something that you're going to say a few seconds from now!" Dialga said.

"Hey, I think I need medical help." Palkia said weakly.

Arceus and Dialga got into a heated argument as Palkia groaned on.

"Palkia! Open up a safe dimension!" Dialga said.

"What? Why?" Palkia asked.

Dialga sighed as he looked at Arceus.

"I'll see you in an instant." the time Pokemon said as Arceus gave a nod.

As Dialga turned a shade of blue, he disappeared in front of of Palkia and Arceus at a concentrated point.

"And now... We wait!" Arceus said as he sat on the ground.

Palkia groaned to Arceus' comment in which the creation Pokemon looked at him funnily.

"I know what'll fix ya'!" he said, grabbing a fillet.

He threw it at the space Pokemon, making a 'splat' on his face with the fried food.

Few minutes ago...

Still groggy from alcohol, Dialga stumbled onto the point of time when he and Palkia crashed in on Gallade and Gardevoir.

"Am-Am I in the right time frame?" Dialga asked himself as a headache shot through his head. "Ow!"

"That was amazing!!" past Dialga roared as Palkia beside him whooped.

On the grassy area when the two Pokemon teleported from the lake, what Dialga had to do was prevent past Palkia from eating the pie.

Past Palkia grabbed the whole bottle of the Mamo's Wine and immediately drained it. As he did, his face lit up in disgust.

"Wine? Not my thing!!" he said as he threw the bottle onto the ground. "Where's the Milotic Lite at?!"

Past Dialga continued to stumble behind the 4 Pokemon to complete his quest.

"Why are you doing here?" Past Gallade asked up at the two drunk Pokemon.

Past Dialga and Palkia noticed the Pokemon talk up at them.

"Hey, Gallade!!" past Dialga said as Palkia grabbed a Magikarp fillet.

"How's it hanging?" he asked slurrly as the alcohol in his blood stream did it's work.

"Almost... there..." Dialga said as he spotted the Oran Berry pie.

It was sitting right next to Gardevoir, who was staring at the crashed Pokemon with a confused look. Past Palkia continued to munch on the fillet as past Dialga suddenly laughed and hiccuped. Dialga ignored the atmosphere around him and reached for the pie. But before he could grab it, Gardevoir's rear caught his eyes, in which he wolf-whistled in response.

"Huh..." Dialga said. "That's nice."

"Hey, that's my pie!" past Palkia roared as he saw Dialga with a foot on the berry pie. "Mine!!"

"What?" past Dialga asked, seeing another of him on the side.

He shook his head and rubbed his eyes to see what he was seeing.

"Am I drunk?" the time Pokemon asked as Palkia, Gallade, and Gardevoir looked back to see another Dialga with a foot in the pie.

"Oh, hello." Dialga said, lifting the foot that was in the pie up.

Blue berries from the pie soaked his foot, as Gallade and Gardevoir backed away from the Dialga behind them.

"That's mine Dialga!! I love Sitrus Pie!!" past Palkia said as he began to glow.

"Palkia, stop!!" Gallade said, butting in on to stop past Palkia causing damage. "You're drunk!"

"I'm drunk?!" past Dialga asked out loud.

This caused past Palkia to turn around, seeing that Dialga was right there.

"This is for when you didn't or did take my pie!!" past Palkia roared as a black void formed at his head.

Gallade gulped and brought Gardevoir behind him as the two Dialgas looked at each other.

"Is that me?" the two asked at the same time. "I'm gorgeous!"

Past Palkia had aimed for past Dialga, who was behind Gallade and Gardevoir, but due to the effects of alcohol, his aim was very poor.

The black void of a shot engulfed Gallade and Gardevoir has they found themselves sucked into another dimension.

"Gallade!" the embrace Pokemon said as she grabbed Gallade's hand.

"Gardevoir!!" the blade Pokemon spoke as he grabbed hers.

The next thing they knew, the portal closed, leaving an enraged Palkia to face two drunk Dialgas.

"Whoa, there needs to be three of us..." past Dialga said as Palkia warmed up for another shot.

Another Dialga then suddenly appeared behind Palkia in which Dialga and past Dialga squealed in delight.

"Hey, other me's!!" future Dialga said. "I wanted to know if I was sober or not when-"

"MUST KILL ALL DIALGAS!!" Past Palkia screamed as he fired a shot at future Dialga.

About 20 minutes later after that at Bibarel Barrel Tavern...

Gallade and Gardevoir were chatting on before two black voids individually suddenly grabbed both Gallade and Gardevoir. It disrupted the conversion immediately as the couple was swallowed up. Every Pokemon that was there witnessed what just happened. Jaws/mouths/and other things dropped, they looked at where Gardevoir and Gallade were once were.

A Hariyama with a drink in his hand placed it down on a counter and shook his head.

"I think that's enough for today."

Ripped through time and space, 2 Gardevoirs and 2 Gallades found themselves in weird black voids that suddenly exploded in pink and purple colors. The couple that was at the picnic site hugged each other as they were flung across the plains of space. The couple at the tavern on the other hand were trying to grab each other in the dire situation they were in.

The two different couples that were in an entirely different part of time suddenly collided together. An explosion was brought upon the plain of space as the Gardevoir merged with the Gardevoiir and the Gallade with the Gallade. Bright light covered the Pokemon's visions when it suddenly turned black.

"Ugh..." Gallade groaned as he felt his body like it was covered in ice.

He struggled to move only to find a layer of snow above him. He immediately sprung up to his feet as Gallade a sudden shock of a wind chill entered his spine.

He was in the middle of a terrible blizzard. Visibility was very poor as continuous pockets of snow poured from the skies above.

"Gardevoir!!" Gallade called out as the wind roared over him.

The sheer temperature of the air sapped strength from the blade Pokemon as his feet struggled to move.The sheer height of the powder snow almost made it impossible to move quickly in the harsh terrain.

"Gardevoir!! Where are you?!" Gallade called out as he almost collapsed by the pressure of the temperature and snow.

His face met the stingy cold snow as he slowly opened his eyes. The snow was relentless on bringing him down. Energy was being sapped as he felt his eye lids slowly fall. But the thought of Gardevoir lying in the snow clung his heart as he forced himself to get up. With a grunt and a lot of willpower, his eyes fueled in a frenzy that focused on one objective.

Save Gardevoir.

As Gallade stood up, he opened his eyes as he channeled energy to his fingers.

Protect!

Gallade brought forth a barrier of cyan energy that immediately blocked out the harsh snow and moved it in front of him. The barrier levitated in front of Gallade, who began to move it. The bright light illuminated despite the heavy cover of snow in the hopes to find anything that resembled of Gardevoir.

A few seconds of searching felt like hours as Gallade forced himself to look for Gardevoir.

"Gardevoir!! Answer me!" Gallade called out as the Protect barrier soon faded away.

But as it did, Gallade noticed a small lump in the snow and ran towards it. Unable to see what was in front of him, Gallade looked down at the sheet of white snow to hopefully spot the lump. Gallade brought another Protect barrier and immediately felt weaker as he channeled it. The lump was only a few feet away, but strength was still draining from Gallade. Each step seemed like a mile.

"Gardevoir!" Gallade said as his hands worked on to unearth Gardevoir from the snow.

His hands scooped out a lot of snow as the cold sting of the snow made Gallade's fingers numb. The effort was worth it as Gardevoir's face appeared from the snow. Gallade grunted as he placed his arms around Gardevoir's cold body and lifted her up from the unforgiving snow.

He continued to trek on as he felt his body wanting to give up.

But he couldn't.

He had to go on.

For her.

Princess Cadence woke up with a gasp as she felt cold sweat run down her back and face. The princess of love and wife of Shining Armor, she shuddered as a horrible feeling entered her heart.

It was in the middle of the night at the mighty Crystal Empire. Something dragged her heart down and couldn't help but look outside. Some houses below in the town still had their lights on, but was out-shined by the mighty color and aura of the Crystal Heart.

It took a while to get used to, but soon it was a thing to see every single time. The way a green would turn into a pink or the other way around, the lights were spectacular. But this didn't even bring a smile on Princess Cadence's face.

Something was wrong. Something was approaching the Empire with evil at their hooves. It was a feeling that Princess Cadence never felt before. She sighed and looked towards the bed to see Shining Armor still snoring away. With a smile, she looked outside up at the bright lights of the Crystal Empire. Nothing evil could get into the Empire. King Sombra could barely get pass it.

No pony could pass it.

No pony.

The princess of the night perked her ears up as she felt a disturbance somewhere in Equestria. Princess Luna bit her bottom lip as she looked up at the stars and tried to see any signs that told her of anything.

Nothing.

Ignoring the feeling, Princess Luna stretched her wings and made her way back inside the castle.

Something was coming. Something powerful and terrible that might bring down upon everypony.

But what exactly?

Author's Note

I was weird when I wrote this. :twilightoops:

Weird. :unsuresweetie: