It was a normal day, Fluttershy was attending to her bunny fire, Applejack was selling apples and marijuana, Twilight was busy making Spike clean everything while reading '50 Shades of I Don't Give a Fuck' an award winning novel written by 60's era Spider-Man, Rainbowdash was taking a nap in the tree, and Rarity was ranting on about how she should hire Mexicans to mass produce dresses.
When all of a sudden, water balloons was raining upon them but it was piss balloons. Everyone looked up and saw Discord, the god of chaos throwing the piss balloons. next to him was a bipedal creature who was dressed in red with a long metal thing.
"Ha gaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
Everyone turn their attention to another bipedal creature on top of the tree library. Then an explosion occurred where the thing was standing. The tree's leafs were blown away and a huge blue portal was floating in the sky. Then a cat crossed with a pop tart came out farting rainbows.
"Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan"
One blue handsome looking unicorn knew what was going on, he knew this day would come because of a prophacey. The memes were coming, and only he and a friend of his could stop it before reinforcements could arrive.
He started running towards the Everfree forest. When he reached the edge of the forest, he conjured a summoning spell to summon the weapons of mass destruction, the writer of '50 Shades of I Don't Give a Fuck', the saver of manhattan, and the legendary master of I don't give a fuckjitsu, he is 60's era Spider-Man.
While he was performing the spell a whole bunch of memes came pouring out of the portal. Discord was furious, it was his job to cause chaos , not some weird faces but funny faces. But he was able to ally with them to take over Equestria.
Meanwhile Celestia had found out of the leaking memes and one of her inner self was emerging. It was, Trollestia, she knew that the memes craziness was giving her power to take control of Celestia.
Who will the blue unicorn summon? Will Trollestia side with the memes? Who will steal Diamond Tiara's Mac and cheese supply? Will we find Waldo in here? And will the questions stop? Find next time on Sage's adventure.
"Ha Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
