"Epic I got something to tell you." said twilight. Ooh she has to tell me something. "Our love is not doing so good." she said. "Why, is this because your an alicorn?" I asked. "A little." she said. "Epic it's over!" Then she leaves. I start to cry. How am I supposed to find a new girl friend. Then I see a beautiful pony. I know her. I think her name is Colgate. "Hey Colgate!!" I yell. She turns around. "How may I help you." she says. "I need to ask you something." I say. "Want to go out?" I asked. "But you don't know me." she said. "But you look nice." I said. "Ok I will." she said. This is going to get good.
On Sunday we got together at Apple Acres (not really the fanciest place but it will do). "Howdy y'all." said Apple jack. "Hi A.J." I said. "Can I have some, apple cider, apple pie, and an apple cobbler for the lady. "Ok y'all." she says. Then she leaves. "Umm you name is Epic right?" she asked. "Yea." I said. "And your a dentist right?" I ask. "Yea." she says. Later that day we go to my house. "I had a good time." she said. She kisses me on the cheek and she leaves. I jump and yell. I got a new girlfriend, I can't believe it.
The next day as I was going over her house, I saw my best friend Speedy Block. He's a Pegasus. "Hi Speedy." I say. "Oh hi Epic." he says. "I heard you broke up with twilight." he said. "Yea I did." I said. "Now I'm going out with Colgate." I said. "You mean Minuette the dentist?" he asked. "Yea she's nice, she's a keeper dude." he said. "Thanks man." I said. "How's Rainbow Dash?" I ask. "Oh she's good." he said. "We're probably going to get married." he said. "Oh congrats bro." I said. "Hey man I got to go now." He said. "Ok bye man." I said. Now it's time to go to Colgate's house.
When I got to her house she gave me a hug. "Hi Epic." she said. Wow what a warm welcome. When I came inside I saw tooth brushes everywhere. "I see your a big fan of toothbrushes." I say. "Yea I'm into them." she says. I sit down on a couch in a shape of a toothpaste tube. "Why don't we go to my house?" I asked. I just said that because I'm freaked out of her house. When we got to my house. We ate brunch. "This food is good." said Colgate. Then I thought of something. I had to meet Celestia in Canterlot (don't ask why).
When I got to canterlot I saw princess Celestia waiting. We talked about me going to be her new student. I got accepted. Then I see Derpy. " Hi Derps how's it going?" I ask. "I just got back from gravity falls." she said. "Ok." I said. When I got back I saw a note on the table. It said: Dear Epic, Meet me at the Everfree Forest. love, Colgate. Why the Everfree Forest? This is getting weird. Then before I fell asleep I saw Colgate and I think she had red eyes. But I'm one story up so I'm not sure.
At night I see her and she has red eyes. Then she started shooting me with beams. I'm a unicorn so I could blast her back but I can't blast a girl. "Must destroy Epic." she chanted. Then she blasted me. I wake up. It was a dream. Later I went to Pinky Pie's place to pick up a cake for Colgate. Then I saw Twilight. "Hi twilight." I say. she turns around and blushes. "Awkward silence." said Pinky Pie. "I just need to pick up a pie." I said. "Okee dokee." said Pinky. Then when I got to Colgate's house I gave her the cake. Then we just talked about life then I left.
Today has been a short day and it's still 3:00. I'll just go to Speedy's house. Turns out he was getting ready for his wedding with Rainbow. I'll go to Mike's hose. Or maybe he's at Apple Acres. I just walk home. I'm bored. What should I do? Maybe I should go on an adventure. I go to a mountain with a dragon that has been sleeping for 1,000 years. I poke it with a needle. it doesn't budge. Then I throw a pebble at it. It woke up roaring and it flew out of the cave. "What have I done?" I said.
I see the dragon attacking ponyville. Man all I wanted was for some action. I'll try to do a wing spell on myself (I'm still not that good at magic). Then I try to do it and I did. But it's butterfly wings. When I got there I zapped the dragon and it smashed me. All I see is blurriness. I can't see anything but a shadow. Then I faint. I wake up in Colgate's house. "Are you alright?" she asked. "Yea." I said. "My through hurts." I said. Then twilight came in the room. She did a heal spell on me and I was ok. "Thank you twilight." I said. " Anytime." she said.
The next day I woke up to a singing bird. Then I got up and went to Colgate's house. I kissed her but this time on the mouth. then I go to twilight and I hug her. I felt in a really cheerful mood so I went to Apple Acres and ordered the picnic pack and I invited the six and Colgate. We ate and then we went to have a fun time in the park. I will always enjoy my time here in ponyville.
