Animation Acres

In loving memory of Joe Alaskey

(Original theme by Michael Picher) (https://michaelpicher.bandcamp.com)

It was a dark night in Animation Acres, but not just any dark night, it was darker then usual, the bright stars would start to dim and almost vanish from sight. The weather would start to turn cooler as the last leaves dropped from their tree branches. On this evening, Timmy, Spot, Pinkie Pie and Spike were over at Cartman and SpongeBob's house for a sleepover. Spike was looking out of Cartman's window, nervously. For a second, he almost thought he heard something.

"Spike?"

Spike quickly turned around and looked at Timmy who was sitting on the floor with Spot, Cartman and SpongeBob playing cards. "You okay?"

"Uh, yeah!" Spike quickly said. "I thought something was out there. But I guess it was nothing."

All of a sudden, Cartman's bed sheets started to rise in front of Spike. The young dragon yelped at the sight and jumped off the bed.

Pinkie Pie popped her head out of the sheets. "No worries! It's only me!"

Cartman turned to Timmy. "Remind me to burn my sheets later," Cartman then glanced over at Spike who was shivering. "What's up with him?"

Timmy turned to his longtime friend. "Hey, dude. It's alright, there's nothing out there."

"No, I-I'm fine," Spike stuttered.

Cartman smirked and raised an eyebrow. "So, you're not scared?"

"No!" Spike quickly spoke.

"Well, I am. Especially after hearing..." Cartman paused. "Nah, forget about it."

Spike's eyes widened in fear. "What? Forget about what?"

"No, no, I shouldn't say a word," Cartman pretended to act innocent. "It would make the night even worse for you,"

"Cartman!" Timmy said, annoyed.

"What happened? I'm not scared!" Spike stood up.

"You mean, you never heard the story of...The Black Widow Bride?" Cartman grabbed a flashlight and held it under his face.

Spike's eyes widened. "W-who's she?"

"I'm guessing that's the cue for 'Tell the story'!" Pinkie Pie eagerly jumped from the bed and joined the others as they started to listen to Cartman's story. "The Black Widow Bride was once a lovely woman named Constance Hatcheway, someone who every man would want for his bride, unfortunately, nobody has ever witnessed that...ALIVE!"

Everyone was silent as Cartman continued. "Constance is nothing more then a gold digger, with one of the most intense schemes ever. She was married numerous times, usually to very rich men, and for each honeymoon, she would have them go to a nice looking house, deep in the Brisby Forest..." Cartman was stopped by the sound of munching. "SpongeBob, quit eating your hands!"

SpongeBob was so spooked by the story, he gone from biting his finger nails, right down to eating his hands and arms. "...Sorry." SpongeBob smiled nervously as two hands grew back, because he's a sponge.

"Anyway," Cartman continued. "As the lovely couple would go to sleep, the woman would go downstairs and get her hatchet...and slowly walk back upstairs..." Cartman pulled out a toy axe. "And while her husband was asleep...she'd do her deed."

"They celebrate Meat of the Month?" Pinkie Pie asked. "Genie tried celebrating it that way, but the ax was too dull to cut."

"No!" Cartman snapped. "She chops off her husband's head!"

Everyone gasped. "She did this numerous times?!" Spike asked.

Cartman nodded. "The only thing she was afraid of was getting caught. Which, she actually almost did."

"Well, what happened to her?" Spot asked.

"Constance was worried someone might find out, so she eventually decided to keep the money she had and live in the house for the rest of her life...until one day...sitting on her rocking chair...RAAAUGH!!!!" Everyone jumped at Cartman yelled and clutched his chest. "It was done."

SpongeBob nervously spoke up. "What happened to the house?"

"People say that her spirit still roams the house every night, looking for victims who would enter..." Cartman turned off his flashlight as everyone's fear started growing. "She would shriek out wedding vows in a horrific voice to anyone who would walk through her doors...Rich or poor...young or old...doesn't matter...what does...is that you're DEAD!!!!" Cartman turned on his flashlight appearing between Timmy and Spike. Spike yelped and hid under a blanket, while Pinkie Pie turned white as chalk, Spot hid under the bed and SpongeBob literally fell to pieces. This caused Cartman to go in a laughing fit.

Timmy noticed Spike still under the blanket and turned to Cartman. "Okay, Cartman. We all know that this Black Widow Bride is fake!"

Cartman shrugged. "Never said it wasn't."

"He does have a point!" Timmy looked down and saw a bunch of tiny little SpongeBobs looking up at him.

"Even if she was real," Cartman spoke. "She'd never get me, I ain't scared of anything!"

The gang then heard the doorbell rang.

"Pizza's here!" Pinkie Pie chirped.

Hearing that, the gang all hurried downstairs in a flash, as the tiny SpongeBobs all morphed into the regular SpongeBob. But SpongeBob noticed that one part was missing. He turned to Pinkie Pie who was holding the last tiny SpongeBob.

"Aww, he's so cute I could DIE!!!!" Pinkie Pie shook the tiny SpongeBob. She then noticed SpongeBob looking at her with his hand out. Pinkie Pie chuckled nervously as she handed him the tiny SpongeBob. As the two walked downstairs, Timmy peeked in Cartman's room and noticed Spike was still under the blanket.

"Hey," Timmy asked. "You okay?"

"Y-yeah," Spike spoke. "I'm fine."

"If you're still scared about that story, don't worry." Timmy said as helped Spike out of the blanket. "Cartman's only messing with ya. In fact, Kara actually told that story to me too."

"Really?" Spike asked.

"Yep," Timmy said. "And she told me it was nothing but a phony legend."

Spike smiled at Timmy. "Thanks,"

"Don't mention it." Timmy said as he playfully elbowed Spike, making him giggle.

Pinkie Pie poked her head through the door with a slice of pizza in her mouth. "You guys want pizza?"

Timmy and Spike both nodded excitedly at that as they followed Pinkie Pie downstairs. But unknown to them, someone was indeed watching them. Outside Cartman's window, peeked Iago, the parrot of the wicked sorcerer Jafar. He was grinning evilly when he heard about the Black Widow Bride. Quickly, he hopped off Cartman's window and flew towards the Animation Acres prison.

Once Iago reached the prison, he snuck past the police office and into the cell-room. Once he reached Jafar's, he saw it was empty and saw on his bed a dummy that was wearing Jafar's clothes. But it wasn't a surprise to him. He pulled out a large stick and pushed it against the wall. The part of the wall then slid open, revealing a staircase going down. Iago flew through the staircase and stopped at the door. He slowly creaked the door open and noticed Jafar sitting at his desk. He felt nervous approaching the sorcerer. He hasn't quite himself after being locked in prison.

"Uh..." Iago spoke. "Hey, Jafar!"

Jafar didn't turn around, he was working on something. "Any news to report?"

"Well, I was flying around and I found out something that could lead us to getting rid of Spot and Timmy!" Iago answered.

"Excellent." Jafar spoke.

"I thought you'd be pleased." Iago grinned, smugly.

All of a sudden, Jafar's fist clenched. "Pleased?" Iago saw Jafar's quill instantly break in two. Jafar stood up and glared down at Iago

"Pleased to be humiliated by an insignificant DOG?!" Iago backed away from Jafar's menacing tone. "Pleased to be rotting in jail, day in and day out, without any coffee?! PLEASED that my entire life's work has been destroyed by THESE TWO?!" Jafar pulled out a picture of Timmy and Spot's heads on sticks.

"I-I know you haven't been happy the past few weeks, and I-" Iago stopped when he noticed Jafar's picture. "Whoa, you drew that yourself?"

"Guilty," Jafar answered, looking at his picture. "I was thinking about adding vultures, looking for their remains, but that would've made it look like...I had...problems..." Jafar quickly snapped out of his state. "But what did you find out about them?"

"From what I've seen, The Black Widow Bride is their current phase." Iago perched on Jafar's desk.

"The Black Widow Bride?" Jafar laughed. "Mindless little fools, that's nothing but an old fantasy tale. But what does that have to do with 'our' needs?"

"Simple," Iago flew towards Jafar's shelf and pulled out a book, while Jafar was still adding something to his picture. "There's one special way to trick anybody, Psycology!" Iago placed a book that said 'Psychology' on the cover.

"Ah!" Jafar grinned. "Of course!" Jafar opened the book and looked on the page while finishing up his drawing. The sorcerer read aloud. "To influence people, aim first for the brave...the ones who aren't certain of danger the most, are led much closer...to their downfall!" Jafar laughed evilly at that as he finished his drawing, with two vultures on Timmy and Spot's heads.

The sun shined brightly in the next morning. In Cartman and SpongeBob's home, everybody was still asleep. Spike was tossing and turning in his sleep. Cartman woke up and noticed Spike moving around. A grin formed on his face as he slowly crept towards Spike and pulled out a toy axe. He slowly set it in front of Spike while he was asleep. Spike woke up with a startle, but noticed he was looking straight at the axe.

"YAH!" Spike yelped. Everybody instantly woke up, with Pinkie Pie accidentally getting stuck on the ceiling. Cartman laughed at Spike's misfortune as Timmy looked annoyed.

"Will you knock it off?" Timmy snapped.

"Oh, lighten up! It was a joke." Cartman frowned.

"Well, that 'joke' is starting to get stupid!" Timmy walked up to Cartman's face, giving him an angry glare.

"Now, now." SpongeBob spoke calmly. "Let's be smart and end this."

"I've been in the Brisby Forest before, and I saw her creeping behind the trees!" Cartman spoke.

"No you didn't!" Timmy said.

"Wanna bet?" Cartman shot back.

"HOLD IT!" SpongeBob put his hands in the air. "Now, this Black Widow Bride is a story. But, we don't know if it's real or not!"

"Are you saying we should go in the forest ourselves?" Spot asked.

SpongeBob's eyes widened. "FAR from it, trust me! But, there's always the library!"

"...SpongeBob..." Cartman groaned.

"Come on, Eric! There's nothing a little reading can't solve!" SpongeBob grinned. He then noticed Cartman writing something on a piece of paper. Cartman handed the paper to SpongeBob. "Read it."

The paper read, Reading is boring!

SpongeBob glared at Cartman, who was snickering.

"Reading is good!" Spike spoke up. "W-what I mean is, it'll get things done a lot faster!"

"I can go to the library, too." Timmy said, stepping in for Spike.

"Well, then it's settled!" SpongeBob spoke proudly. "Let's head on over!"

As Timmy, Spot, SpongeBob and Spike were about to exit, Cartman spoke up. "Uh, guys?"

"What?" Timmy turned around, annoyed by Cartman.

"...Pajamas?" Cartman pointed at the clothes his friends had on.

Timmy, Spot and SpongeBob looked sheepishly at their pajamas and quickly ran in the bedroom to change. Cartman shook his head at this, only for Pinkie Pie to finally drop from the ceiling and land on Cartman.

The gang was now at the library to find a book on the Black Widow Bride. But so far, they couldn't really find anything. But unknown to any of them, Iago was hiding in the library, with his own book on the Black Widow Bride. Hiding behind a book shelf, he gently pushed his book out in the open and coughed to get the kids' attention.

"Oh!" Pinkie Pie spoke as she pulled out a book. "Here's one!" Spot looked at the book. "This is the black widow spider."

Iago coughed louder.

"Oh, right!" Pinkie Pie looked at the cover, looking at the scary looking spider. "Looks too cute to be scary!"

Iago finally couldn't take waiting anymore as he picked up the book and threw it at Cartman's head, causing him to fall over. Before anyone could notice, Iago quickly went back into hiding.

"What the heck?!" Cartman said, getting up.

"Hey!" Pinkie Pie picked up the book. "Here it is!"

"Well then, let's hear it!" SpongeBob spoke.

The six went over to a chair to read the book as Pinkie Pie opened it. "Hey, here's something new! George Hightower!"

Spot took the book and read aloud. "George Hightower, the last of Hatcheway's husbands. He found out of her crimes before the deadly event, but Constance quickly killed him before he could do anything. But instead of chopping off the head, the axe only hit the top of George's head. Having enough of these murders and worried of being caught again, Constance decided to live for the rest of her life in the house, until her death."

Spike started to shiver at the thought of George's demise. "Does it say if she's real or not?"

Spot looked back at the book. "If she's real or not, only time will tell, once you find out..."

The gang was in cold silence at that last part. "Okay, I think we've heard enough!" SpongeBob spoke standing up. "I say we forget about this and stay alive as long as possible!"

"Agreed!" Timmy, Spot, Pinkie Pie and Spike all said.

As they began to exit the library, Cartman rolled his eyes. "Weenies," He muttered as they began to leave. But Pinkie Pie was still looking at the book as she turned the page. "Hey, guys! This looks like a cookbook! I hope it has cupcakes!"

Iago's eyes widened as he grabbed another book and threw it at Pinkie Pie's head. Pinkie Pie fell over in a daze.

"What was that, Pinkie Pie?" Spot asked turning around.

"Wha-?" Pinkie Pie asked, as she shook her head. "What did I say?"

"Let's get home," Spot said as he helped Pinkie Pie up and headed out the door with her. But as they walked out, Spike couldn't help but notice red feathers in the library.

"Red feathers?" Spike said to himself. But then, he noticed Iago quickly flying towards the back exit.

Spike recognized the evil parrot and quickly turned around. "Guys, I-!" Spike was going to yell for his friends, but they were already gone. Spike quickly ran to the back exit to follow Iago.

Spike ran and ran and ran as fast as his feet could carry him, until Iago finally hid behind a large tree on a hill. Spike slowly snuck on the other side, but accidentally stepped on a twig.

Iago heard the snapping, as he quickly flew to the other side of the tree...Nothing. Iago quickly snuck back around the other side, not knowing that Spike was hiding in the green leaves at the top of the tree. Spike sighed in relief, It's a good thing dragons can climb trees, he thought to himself.

He peeked out of the leaves and saw Iago pulling out a mirror. "Come on, buddy! It's time for action! Show me Jafar!"

The mirror glowed, and showed a green mask. "You know, you're still not attractive."

"Who asked you?!" Iago angrily shook the mirror until it finally showed Jafar who was showing his teeth. Spike gasped at the sight of Jafar. He certainly didn't forget that he previously tried to take over Animation Acres. But what was he up to?

Jafar was still showing his teeth until he noticed Iago. "Aah!" Jafar yelped. "Iago! How many times have I told you not to contact me this way?!" Jafar growled.

Iago grinned sheepishly. "Sorry,"

Jafar put a hand to his face. "Ugh, whatever. What is going on, anyway?"

"Well, I'm reeling them into our trap!" Iago grinned. "If I can think of one more idea, they'll be in that forest before we know it!"

"Yes," Jafar chuckled. "And when they enter the forest, we'll be ready for them."

Spike gasped at this! Timmy and Spot were in big trouble now! Spike didn't notice his footing as he fell over, quickly grabbing onto the tree branch.

"What was that?" Jafar spoke up. Iago quickly flew around to the other side of the tree, and once again spotted nothing. But Spike quickly scurried over to the other side of the tree and slid off. Without the two villains noticing, he quickly ran to find his friends.

The gang was walking back to their homes until Spike ran up to them. "Timmy! Guys! Wait, stop!!"

"Spike?" Timmy asked. "Spike, what happened?"

Spike panted to catch his breath. "It's...Jafar...he's back!"

"Jafar?!" Timmy and Spot both said.

"Not that super nasty sorcerer again!" Pinkie Pie yelped.

"He's planning to kill you!" Spike said, frantically. "He's using the Black Widow Bride to do that!"

"The Black Widow Bride, huh?" Cartman smirked. "Nice try, but I'm not falling for it!"

"I'm telling you guys, it's the truth!" Spike begged. "You gotta believe me!"

"Cartman, I think we should listen!" Timmy told Cartman.

"Oh, no. I think you're right." Cartman shrugged. "After all, Spike knows what he's talking about...Right?" Cartman instantly pulled out the fake axe, making Spike jump. This caused Cartman to laugh. "That never gets old!"

Spike couldn't take it anymore. Angry at Cartman's antics, he walked back to his home in a huff.

"Spike, wait!" Timmy tried to stop Spike, but no luck. Timmy turned back to Cartman, angrily.

"Do you ever know when to shut up?!" Timmy growled.

"I'll shut up when I feel like it!" Cartman put his face in front of Timmy's.

"Stop!" Pinkie Pie picked up both Timmy and Cartman. "You both are going to hug each other and make up right now!"

Cartman, annoyed with Pinkie Pie, pulled his hat down over his eyes in frustration.

"Come on, can't we work this out like buddies?" Pinkie Pie asked putting Timmy and Cartman down.

"Okay," Timmy said, dusting himself. "Whether Jafar is waiting for us or not, I want this whole Black Widow Bride thing to be put to rest!"

Timmy was about to continue, until he heard Pinkie Pie snickering.

"What?" Timmy asked. But then he realized what he previously said and slapped his forehead.

"So, what are you saying? You want a bet?" Cartman asked. "If The Black Widow Bride is a fake, we'll never talk about this again!"

"Deal!" Timmy shook Cartman's hand with a smirk.

It was close to sundown, and Timmy and Spot had their winter coats on, ready to head outside, while nobody was looking.

"Wait a minute!" Timmy whispered.

"What?" Spot asked.

"You're a dog? Why do you need a coat?" Timmy asked.

Spot's eyes widened. "Oh, yeah." Spot took off his coat and continued to sneak out with Timmy.

"It's a good thing no one caught us." Timmy whispered.

"Caught you doing what?" asked a voice. Timmy and Spot both yelped at the sight of Donna looking down at them, raising an eyebrow with her arms crossed.

"Oh, hi!" Timmy spoke up. "Well...we were...uh..." Timmy felt nervous about this, while Barbara or Kara would be easier to explain things to, Donna took a lot of things very seriously and was not easy to fool.

"We were going for a walk!" Spot quickly said as he grabbed his leash. "It's...such a nice evening! And why not soak up the sun's gorgeous beauty as it touches down on us?" Timmy and Donna were surprised by Spot's sudden way of talking. Spot blushed. "Sorry, I get carried away at times."

"So, can we?" Timmy asked.

Donna looked suspiciously at Timmy and Spot's big grins. "Be home before nine."

Timmy and Spot sighed at that as they both hugged Donna's legs. "Thanks Donna!" As they were about to go outside, Donna called them. "Wait! Not before Jiminy goes too."

Timmy and Spot looked down and saw Jiminy smiling at them. "Hi, boys!"

Timmy and Spot both grinned nervously at Jiminy and waved at him.

As Donna closed the door, Timmy, Spot and Jiminy were on their way.

"So, boys," Jiminy spoke. "Where are we heading off to?"

"Well," Timmy asked. "It's kind of a long story." Timmy stopped when he noticed Spot next to a bush with his leg up. Spot saw Timmy and Jiminy looking at him. "What?"

As they were reaching the Brisby Forest in the now dark sky, Timmy and Spot told Jiminy about the bet made with Cartman. He was less then happy. "The Black Widow Bride?" Jiminy asked. He quickly hopped from Timmy's shoulder and to the ground. "Hold it, I don't think this is a good idea!"

"Jiminy!" Timmy said. "Cartman won't stop teasing Spike about this! We have to do it!"

Jiminy held his hands up. "Boys, boys. Take it easy. I'm telling you, this whole thing is nothing but an ol' made up story. Passed on from generation to generation." Jiminy then turned to walk back home. "Now, I say we all go home and put this behi-"

"There you are!" Cartman called. The three turned and saw Cartman, SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie waiting for them. "We've been waiting forever!"

Timmy and Spot ran up to them as Jiminy nervously followed.

"So, are you guys ready?" Cartman asked with a smirk.

"You know it," Timmy answered, raising an eyebrow.

"Let's get to it!" Pinkie Pie reached in her bag and pulled out her flashlight and turned it on. As the gang began to walk through the forest, Jiminy went to follow them. He wasn't exactly the snitching type, but he would still do his best to keep Timmy and Spot from danger. But if he was told about the part of Jafar, he certainly wouldn't waste any time telling Timmy's guardians.

It was a half hour that they were walking, through the forest, and still no sign of the Black Widow Bride.

"Alright, Cartman." Timmy said. "We've been out here for a half hour, can we go home yet?"

"I second that statement!" Jiminy jumped in the air.

"Ha! You're not getting scared, are ya?" Cartman turned to Timmy.

"No, it's be-" Timmy paused when he saw Pinkie Pie pointing at something.

"Pinkie Pie, what's wrong?" Timmy asked.

"Look!" Pinkie Pie whispered fearfully.

The gang were all amazed by the sight. It was an enormous house that looked like it was there for decades.

Cartman himself was starting to get nervous. But he quickly pulled himself together. "Well, what do you think, guys?" Cartman asked.

"I wouldn't be so sure, Eric!" SpongeBob spoke. "That could be any house!"

Cartman wasn't going to take any chances and chicken out when he had the chance. "Well, I say we check it out for ourselves!" Cartman ran up to the house as everyone followed.

"Boys, wait!" Jiminy called, running up to them.

Once the gang walked inside the house, Jiminy hopped in front of them. "Okay, this is where I draw the line!" Jiminy spoke up, getting everyone's attention. "We are going home right this minute!"

Cartman snickered. "Don't tell me the bug is scared."

"It's an insect to you, bighead!" Jiminy snapped. "And besides, it's probably dangerous here! All of us are in real dan-!" Jiminy paused. "Wait, where's Pinkie Pie?"

As everyone noticed Pinkie Pie was gone, Cartman still looked surprised by Jiminy's insult. "My head's not that big,"

The gang looked up and noticed Pinkie Pie at the top of the stairs, looking at a room with the door wide open. She wasn't saying a word.

"Hey, are you okay?" Timmy asked. Everyone walked upstairs to Pinkie Pie and looked where she was...Everyone was in silence. In the room, in a rocking chair, they could see some sort of figure, sitting in it, not making a sound.

"S-s-she's real!" SpongeBob stammered.

"I really think we should go now!" Jiminy said backing away.

Cartman started to sweat nervously. But he quickly tried to cover up. "Guys, relax!" Cartman spoke. "I-it's only the body! I don't see any ghost around here!" But Cartman didn't notice the figure turn towards them, and get up from the rocking chair, much to everyone else's fear.

"What?" Cartman said, wiping his sweat. "The body isn't gonna hurt ya! It's dead! It's most likely been sitting there for years!" The figure pulled out an axe and began walking towards them.

"RUN!" SpongeBob screamed as he and the others began running for the door.

"...N-nice try, guys!" Cartman called out, trying to keep himself from being frightened. "If you're trying to scare me, you're gonna have to try harder then tha-" Cartman turned around and saw the figure raising the axe.

"AAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!" Cartman screamed as he ran down the stairs with the others trying to open the door which was now closed. "WHY WON'T IT OPEN?!"

"It looks like someone nailed it shut!" Spot looked at the door and saw many nails on the door, keeping it shut.

They heard footsteps getting closer as they kept trying to get the door open. "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!" Cartman yelled, pulling on the doorknob.

"Hello, kids..." The figure spoke. The gang turned around in fear, as the figure revealed itself. It was Jafar in a wedding dress. "Miss me?"

"Jafar?" Timmy and Spot both said.

"In the flesh," Jafar grinned. All of a sudden, a net dropped on Timmy, Spot, Cartman, SpongeBob, Pinkie Pie and Jiminy.

"Going somewhere?" Iago squawked from the top of the door.

Jafar took the trapped kids into the basement of the house, and had them each trapped in stocks. And for good measure, he placed Jiminy inside a glass jar so he wouldn't get in the way.

"Why don't you pick on someone your own size, you big bully!" Jiminy yelled trying to get through the glass.

Jafar laughed. "Look, he's having a tiny little tantrum! Isn't he adorable, children?" Jafar then walked towards a sharpener, and placed his axe on it, getting it nice and sharp.

"Ah, yes. It has indeed been a long time, hasn't it? Well, that's mostly because I was locked in JAIL by the likes of-!" Jafar started.

"Jafar?" Timmy interrupted. "Can you please take off your wedding dress?"

"Oh," Jafar spoke. "Does it disturb you?"

The kids nodded.

"Well, good!" Jafar laughed as he continued sharpening.

Pinkie Pie looked down for a second. "What a minute, you guys can't kill me! I'm a genie!"

Jafar stopped sharpening and looked at Pinkie Pie. He was speechless. He didn't know what to say after that. But, he didn't have time to think about that.

"That's not your concern," Jafar growled as he continued sharpening.

"No offense, but since you were planning to kill us, I thought I'd mention it!" Pinkie Pie chirped.

"Can you stop talking?" Jafar grumbled under his breath.

"Well, I was thinking-" Pinkie Pie started.

"NO!" Jafar stood up. "Don't!"

"I-" Pinkie Pie was about to say.

"No, don't 'I!', if you speak again," Jafar was fuming. "If you SPEAK again, I WILL kill you! Do you understand?!"

The other children were confused by this argument, but SpongeBob quickly remembered he was sponge. Without a second thought, he slid himself out of his stocks and snuck towards his friends to free them while Jafar and Pinkie Pie were arguing.

"So, you say you're going to kill me, but you can't kill me?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Yes! I-NO!" Jafar yelled. "You better be silent or your life will be hanging in balance!"

"...So, you aren't going to kill me?" Pinkie Pie asked raising an eyebrow.

Jafar was burning red. He felt like he was going to explode talking to Pinkie Pie. He turned around, trying not to lose his mind. But he didn't notice the other children freeing Pinkie Pie, and taking the jar that held Jiminy in it.

Iago flew over to Jafar. "Are you feeling okay?"

Jafar sighed. "Oh, that pink one frustrates me,"

"Ya gotta keep it together! The party's going to be over soon!" Iago spoke.

"Party? What do you mean?" Jafar raised an eyebrow.

"'Cause the GUESTS ARE LEAVING!!!!" Iago yelled pointing at the kids who quickly escaped the basement.

"NO!!!" Jafar yelled as he ran for the door, only to have it slammed in front of him by SpongeBob.

"Open up! Open up I say!" Jafar yelled as he and Iago banged on the door trying to open it.

"Whatarewegonnado? Whatarewegonnado?!" Cartman stammered in fear.

"There's gotta be another way out of here!" Timmy said. "Come on!"

As the gang ran upstairs, Pinkie Pie still held the door closed. "Open this door or I'll break it down with the axe!" Jafar yelled from behind the door.

Pinkie Pie started hearing the sounds of running footsteps as she quickly thought of an idea. She opened the door, causing Jafar and Iago to run into the wall. They both fell over, looking like they were seeing stars. Pinkie Pie then grabbed the axe.

"This not something to be played with!" Pinkie Pie scolded holding up the axe. But when she held it up, she accidentally threw it up on the chandelier, causing it to fall and shatter on Jafar and Iago. "Oops." Pinkie Pie yelped as she ran upstairs with the rest of the gang.

The gang was running around the house, trying to find a way to escape, but no luck. They were running to every possible window and door, but they were all nailed shut. Almost as if Jafar and Iago were planning this right from the beginning. They all of a sudden saw Jafar walking up the stairs with the axe in his hands. "There's no way out!" SpongeBob said, hysterically. "There's gotta be someway to escape!"

"You can run and hide all you want, kiddies!" Jafar grinned as the gang were trying desperately hard trying to open a nearby window. "But either way...you're MINE!" The kids backed up against the wall, as SpongeBob covered his eyes, waiting for the worst, as Jiminy pulled his hat over his eyes. When, they suddenly heard a strange sound.

"In sickness and in...wealth, You may now kiss the bride,"

Jafar turned around and was frozen in fear as was everyone else. Standing in the distance of the hallway, was a strange looking figure in a wedding dress, and surrounded in purple aurora.

"J-J-J-Jafar...!!!!" Iago stammered. "I-i-is that the-"

Jafar did nothing but scream as he instantly ran for the door, with Iago along with him. He chopped the door down with his axe and ran away into the night.

The kids were equally terrified as they all ran for the exit, but Cartman was still standing right where he was, fearing the ghostly spirit that was before him.

"Eric!" SpongeBob yelled.

"We'll live happily ever...after, Till death...do us part..." spoke the Black Widow Bride as she raised her axe.

"NOOOO!!!!" Cartman yelled as he quickly ran past the spirit and ran right out the broken down door and ran for his life right back home. "DON'T LET HER GET ME!!! SHE'S A KILLER!!!!"

The gang looked up at the Black Widow Bride, who wasn't chasing after Cartman, but was only still standing. Suddenly, the spirit began to glow and in a flash of light, the Black Widow Bride turned out to be...Twilight Sparkle.

"Twilight?" The gang all said surprised.

"Hi, kids." Twilight smiled as she walked downstairs.

"But how did you find us?" Jiminy asked from still inside his jar.

"Hey, guys." The gang turned and saw Spike sheepishly waving.

"Spike!" The gang said happily as they ran over and gave Spike hugs.

"Spike told me on what was going on, especially with Jafar's plan. And from the looks of this, I don't think Eric's going to forget this for a long time." Twilight chuckled.

Timmy smiled, knowing that they were all safe, but then turned to Spike. "Hey, Spike? I'm sorry about what happened. I should've stepped in earlier."

"Hey, don't sweat!" Spike said. "This was a crazy night."

Twilight looked at Timmy. "Even though what you did tonight...wasn't the smartest thing. You still stood up for Spike either way." Twilight nuzzled Timmy's cheek at that, making him giggle. "Now, I say we should find Eric and get home, it's a half hour until nine."

Timmy and Spot quickly remembered what Donna said earlier and sighed in relief. As the gang exited the house, SpongeBob remembered something.

"But wait, what about Jafar?" SpongeBob asked.

"Oh, don't worry." Twilight said. "I left them in good hands."

Jafar was still screaming and running through the Brisby Forest, joined by Iago was screaming but flying. But Jafar accidentally slipped on a twig and caused him and Iago to fall down a hill and land in the river. As they both got their heads out of the water, They noticed a group of cops aiming their weapons at them.

"Hands, I say-hands in the air, miss!" Officer Leghorn ordered.

"Miss?" Jafar raised an eyebrow. Iago realized that was going on and started to snicker. Jafar glared and Iago and smacked him on the head. "Oh, shut up!"

THE END