Derpy Hooves's Deletion

by Sao100

Rating: everyone
Tags: Sad
Length: 357

in 2014, Hasbro has agreed to delete Derpy Hooves (AKA Ditzy Doo, Dizzy Twister). How will her friends and family react?

Hasbro has finally agreed to delete Ditzy Doo, due to persuasion from all the haters and Soccermoms… But Hasbro, you've gone too far.
How will her friends, family, and haters react?
Lets find out. Read the story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-17 14:01:46 UTC

Chapter 1: Dear Ditzy Doo,

   It was a cold, Autumn evening in November, and Ditzy Doo (with Doctors scarf on :D) was as usual, delivering mail. It was Tuesday, and there pretty much was only a few Thanksgiving things, a few muffins, and a leaf that fell into her bag. When she was done delivering her mail, she found a piece of parchment with a red ribbon-This must be from the princesses. If they were writing to HER, this MUST be important. She flew straight home, bursting through the door.

"Hi Doctor, Hello Dinky." Was all she said, before bursting into the sitting room and opening the parchment. It said:

Dear Derpy Ditzy Doo Hooves,

We would like to announce that you are being deleted.*

Please report to the castle tomorrow.

Hugs and kisses,

Celestia Sun + Luna Moon.

*We are not sure, FYI. The Lauren Faust will not let us disturb her work. But from what we heard, you MAY be. Sorry.

Derpy trembled, on the verge of tears.

"Doctor?" Derpy called. "Doctor, c-come here... and read this."

Doctor could hear the worriness/sadness in here voice, so he came sprinting over to the sitting room, took the parchment, and came rushing over.

"Dear Derpy Ditzy Doo Hooves..." he said.

His eyes widened. "No.. NO. This can't be happening. Ditzy, Where did you find this piece of parchment?"

"In my mail bag. *Poker face* Well we better get ready for tomorrow, I guess. Doctor, tell Dinky the news. I'll write to the princesses and ask if this is a joke or anything." Derpy kissed Doctor on the cheek before he left to get Dinky.

(A couple minutes later) "This can Absolutely, Positively, Undoubtitly, Undeniably, Unquestionably CANNOT be happening!"

Ditzy heard Dinky scream. Derpy came walking to comfort Dinky outside, near the stairs.

"Dinky, sweetie, I know this is hard for you. It's just because my eyes are different then other ponies. Thats all."

"Mommy, why do you have different eyes?"

"One is to watch you grow with the world around you, and the other is to watch and protect you." was Derpy's only reply.

(Aww.)