Oranges day to Ponyville
By: Jesus Paul Christ
Once upon a time, there was a filly loved to eat books to lunch. She eat many books selestia wrote. she loved the feelings of the papers in the mouth they made her feel.... soooo... rock hard. While the feeling of paper in her mouth made her rock hard, it was the great and erotic tatse of the glue that bound the books that gave her the most euphoric highs and orgamsism. She took a step back from teh pile of sehxy papers.
THEN she relized that on the paper she had the documents of Spikes and moms and dads treasure and the LEGENDARY DRAGON PORN TAPE OF THE CENTURY, the document stated that if you saw this tape U WOULD KNOW TEH KNOWLEDGGE OF THE DRAGON WORLD Then filly screamed out her name absorbing dragony knowledge from the book. her name was ORANGE COUNTY. Orange backpedaled out the second-story window of her apartment and fell into a apple stand below she then went to carrot school to be taught my captain cucumber the most nerdy teacher ever.
Orange was scared to be taught by the cucumber, for he had a history of raping and murdering his students with his oversized cucumber arms. Some would say that they were pickles. Others would say pineapples. She didn't care, for this was the best teacher in le school. She lifted her head and walked inside the class....the door slammed closed behind her.... THEN CUCUMBER TEACHER SAID.” WELCOME TO THE SCHOOL OF CUCUMBER TEACHER ISWATUDIDTHAR.”
"I hope you've done your homework." the teacther said. "Yes, I did!" Orange replied, remebering how she had violated her best friends for the assigenment. The teacher was pleased with her. The teacher then took out a long object out of the desk. Orange didnt know what it was. "UH what is that may I ask?" Wehn suddenly, JACK BLACK BUST THROUGHT THE WALL! Orange was stunned by the beuty of the bearded fat rock star. She could only compare what she say to the gods she worshipped.
Cucumber aimed his bazooka that he pulled out of the desk at teh rock star and said teh ominus word "TIEM TO DIE JACK BLACK" and pulled the trigger. Jack Black's ass was instanly raped by a buckshot of vodoo dildo. They ripped his ass apart so hard that he died from the shock of the incident! Jack's blood splattered all over the place. Orange was confused by what was going on. She sat on her desk to find Jack's head ontop of it. His face was full of happiness from the instant rape professor cucumber gave to him. "Orange that is your first lesson for today, your homework assignment will be to recreate this scene in anyway you can think off, class dismissed" The cucumber left the classroom slamming the door behind him.
BUT THEN Jack Black was resurrected by Satan and for some reason he has a guitar.... when he strumed the guitar just once he became a spider, Jack Black is confused and doesnt know what to do so he just went with the flow and raped Orange, he went inside orange secret spot and orange apparently just gave birth to many baby spiders... Orange "THE FUCK JUST HAPPEND"!!
Orange passed out from the from rediculousness,
When she woke up to professor Cucumber staring down at her, he was bleading heavily and almost looked like he belonged in a cucumber salad, ''Orange...'' he weased having trouble speaking from his wounds, probably from the resurected Jack black. ''You must defeat him.....Before I die you must beat him, into a black pulp fiction writen by many crazy bronies.''
Orange looked up at him with tears in her eyes. ''WHO THE FUCK ARE BRONIES''
Cucumber weased again. ''I have no fucking clue. Now then. Orange'' He paused. '' your next assignment is to find the seven dragon balls and combine them, to bring the brony armies from a distant and confused land and to bring them to equestria. ''
Orange was unsure what do do. ''Okay, but if these bronies end up raping all the ponies in equestria then it is your fault'' She got up from her bed and walked to the fridge, then brought out some ceaser salad and added cucumber to it. Then she looked at it dearly. THEN ATE IT.
Orange then left for her assignment. She crossed over all of Equestria not finding a single dragon ball. AFter coming across Ponyville, she encountered a pink pony who had one of the dragon balls around her neck. The dragon ball had a single star on it signifying that it was the first of the seven to find. She walked up to her. "Hey where did you get that?" she asked this pink pony. "HI I'M PINKIE PIE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME? I'VE NEVER SEEN A PONY LIKE YOU IN THSES PARTS! YOU MUST BE NEW HERE!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "Um... nice to meet you Pinkie... Why are you shouting?" Orange questioned. "WELL, THIS GUY CAME UP TO ME RECENTLY AND ASKED THE SAME QUESTION TAHT YOU ASKED ME JUST NOW AND THEN HE GAVE ME THIS SUPER AWESOME PILL THAT MADE ALL THE AREA AROUND ME LOOK LIKE RAINBOWS AND SUGAR! I THINK HIS NAME WAS JACK BLACK!"
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS GIANT PANCAKE CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND COVERED THE WHOLE EARTH! THERE ONLY OPTION WAS TO EAT IT TO SAVE THE EARTH FROM GETTING DESTROYED! AFTER A BILLION CENTURYS OF "NOM NOM NOMMING" THE PANCAKE WAS FINALLY DEFEATED! BUT NOW THEY WERE ALL SUPER OBEASE! ALL THEY COULD DO IS SIT THERE AND SING SHOW TUNES!
Orange then saw that the ball around pinkies neck started to glow.:Make a wish". the ball said. Pinkie then said. " I wish everone was smoking hot. Because all these ponies are soooo ugly. With there obse ly ness and flab." SHUT THE FUCK UP the ball said. Then every pony became irrisistable. And then Orange then felt chills down her spine. she saw everypony with over sized breasts and pingeses She didnt know what to do."Should I hang out with them or should I go find the rest of the dragon ball?
And then Celestia was like "All these fat ponies need to be not fat anymore" because all of the pnoy wur fat again somehow. Then she used her unicorn magiks and fixed all the fat ponies. Orange magically found all the dragon balls and wished to bring back jack black as a dragon. Dragon black jack then sent a letter with a middle finger on it to cucumber teacher.
BUT THEN, Pinkie was also in the letter that hat a middle finger in it. She broked the fourth wall again and sayd "IT'S SONG TIEM EVERYPONY!"
AND DEN DEY WERE ALL TRANSPORTED TO THE WORLD OF FANFICTION!
"Let me sing you a song about stories made by bronies ~ " Pinkie started to sing
This is a song about the world of fan-fiction~
Ask anyone around, this is a great rendition~
About the great idea’s that we ponies come to know~
Of these seriously great stories, that these bronies come to show!
After the creepy random song about the worlds of fanfictions was over, pinkie recieved a standing ovation now that all the fat ponies were now able to stand instead of rolling around like they had to do to get around before. suddenly celestia got a super creepy grin on her face and suddenly generated a storm cloud suddenly out of nowhere and now all the now super-attractive ponies suddenly had wet manes and were all slippery amd wet. Jelly pony appeared out of thin air and rose out of his jar of jam and his eyes drifted off in random directions and a mysterious voice said ME GUSTA. At this point Orange got super frightened and started galloping away from the creeper princess and the jelly pony, but slipped and fell in the mud
The jellly broke his hooves through the jam jar and started galloping towards Orange. Through his eyes he saw her as another jelly jar which he could defile. The creepy princess laughed and chased Orange as well. Orange tried to run again but the mud turned into globby piles of pink jelly that smelled like chicken. Jelly pony joygasmed as he saw the newly appeared pink jelly which caused his jar to expolode with other forms of unexplicable jelly supstances and landed on orange.
"ewwww" said Orange. It was sticky and smells like orange for some reason. Orange tries to run away again but cant because of the sticky, thick, juicy jelly (hmmmm)... anyways she was trapped, Jelly and Celestia caught up and do despicable things that theyll do to her, WHEN SUDDENLY, A RANDOM ASS PONY CAME UP OUT OF NO WHERE AND SAVED ORANGE AND HE SACRIFESED HIMSELF TO SAVE ORANGE AND HE GOT RAPED!
The jelly had a hipnotizing smell that mind controlled Orange. Then suddanly, a pony came out of o where grabbed Orange and ran off with her. Orange woke up in a cave with a pony in front of her.She couldnt see its face."Uh. What happened." she said. "Your were about to get um... Well lets just say I saved you and now your safe." he said queitly.Orange wanted to thank him but didnt know how. "How can I repay you" she said. The mistory pony didnt want to show his face. He didnt want her to run away. She wanted to she his face and took his hood off.GASP# He said. She looked at him just looking."I.. I.." she couldnt finesh her woulds. The mistory pony thenkissed her out of stress. She was about to push him away but she injoyed it. The mistory pony stopped and looked at her. Waiting for the worst. Orange then looked at him and kissed him back.(camera fades out) Orange was about to repay him in the proper way. Orange then went back to town not remebering what happened last. And then the princess came and swoopped her and thew her in a giant tub of jelly. The pricess then facehoofed Luna Saying. "In yo Face Bitch! Celest in the House."
Inside the giant tub of jelly, princess celestia had joined Orange and was grooming her hair with the wonderful jelly that covered all of oranges Nether regions, Celestia like the jelly off her hair and then aproached Orange with a very large smile on her face. They got freaky in the jelly and Orange never knew what to do...in the jelly that is, THEY FUCKING LOVE JELLY
She used Cucumber style on princess celestia. AND FOR WHAT COULD BE CONSIDERED A EPIC BATTLE OF RAP BATTLE HISTORY. Princess Celestia approved of the style very much. Once all the rustling in the jelly was done. Princess Celestia looked up Orange with a very satisfied look on her face.
Celestia said '' For the most amazing time that I've ever had in the last lonely 1000 years of my life.'' I shall allow you one wish that you may choose to do with whatever you like. Molestia then stood well above Orange inside the glass tub of jelly they had been in. Orange had noticed that there were many ponies arround the glass tub. Most of them had been engaging in very very naughty things that there parents would aprove of. Discord was also there somehow liking his own special jelly off of his fingers.
Orange then looked up at the jelly covered princess, and mental wished she was a doughnaught, so she could TAKE A POTATO CHIP, THEN EAT IT. Orange then made her dicision''I want the power of the 6 elements of harmony.'' with that Princess celestia gave her just that. The golden pendants and tiara had been placed gently on her head by the many tentacles that celestia had used during the jelly tub bumbing they did just a bit before. Orange recalled that celestia made the best faces during the experience.
Orange then used that power of elements. and shouted. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL I BANISH YOU PRINCESS CELESTIA TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.'' Ending the tyranny that was princess celestia molestia trollestia, and now the lonely moonestia forever after.
Orange then became the Hero of Equestria and also the worst ruler they had ever. ever.ever.....ever......WITH A SPOOON
And den orange was tierd and told spike to take a lehtter , so spike took a letter.
“Dear Princss slutsia, i hope This letter gets soon too you becaus long distance mail fis ucking expensive and you are a bitch and i wnat you to read this. you are a dirty whore, ruler, and i want you to know that our naughty time in the jelly was the wost and best time of my slutty life. but expect for the time i was in zap apple jam instead, that stuff makes my pussy tingle and i liekd that a bit more because you just don't tingle the same way as the zap apple jam. Still, you are a naughty bitch ruler and i almost hope you come back from the moon soon so we can have naughtysex again and i can teach you about the magic of expreexra spechul friendship in myt panats. except i don't wear pants because i am a human pony. and human poniez don't wear clothes, except for gstraps. those are okay. also strapons. anyway, i learned that the best buttsex is surprises buttsex, and also I blame Paul for the lack of zap apple jam in the tub. that would have tingled ilke i said earlier, and the only thing better than supriise buttsex is tingly zap appble butselx. your fiathful pimp, orange pussy.”
ANDTHENDEYALLFUCKEDTHE END
