Celestia was laying down in her chambers reading a rather interesting book when a letter appeared in a puff of green smoke. “Oh a letter from Twilight!” she used her magic to open the letter. It read:
Dear princess Celestia
My friend Applejack is worried about her sister as she is calming that she is having nightmares about a town in the Everfree forest called ‘Sunny Town’ and it is interfering with her daily life. I was hopping you would be able to shed some light on this subject.
Your faithful Student
Twilight Sparkle
‘Oh boy. Not this again!’ Celestia groaned and face-hoofed. She needed to think about what to write back. She could say that it is just a myth.......but....
She got a very funny grin on her face as she flouted a peace of paper and a quill over in front of here
My faithful Student Twilight,
I have thought about this for some time now and will look into the matter. if I find out anything I will let you know when to pack a picnic and some fire-works.
From
princess Celestia.
A bright light covered the paper and it dissapered. She got up and walked out onto the balcony and took flight. She flew over ponyville and over the Everfree forest. She looked around to see any sign of town life when she saw wreckage of what she thought was ‘Sunny Town’. “Hmm so it IS real... Alright then.” She grinned and teleported back into her chambers. The next morning she searched the library in the palace for old Equestria legends and myths, she finally found the book she was looking for and read threw it about Sunny Town. “Oh.....my.” She mumbled sounding a bit like Fluttershy. “Well I know what should be done!” She got up and put the book back.
------------WARNING! RANDOMNESS STARTS HERE!-----------
She flew threw the palace to Luna’s room and kicked the door down (I mean it she KICKED THE DOOR DOWN!). Luna was looking at a old pic when she did that,
“Tia! What in the name of Equestria are you doing!?” The pic dissapered.
“Luna dear sister you know that bomb Nightmare Moon was working on?” She nodded confused. “Well I know a way to get rid of it! Can I have it?” Luna looked reluctant at first but nodded.
“Um sure Tia but why do you need it?” The bomb popped into existent’s right there and Celestia grinned.
“Oh just taking care of a very old problem.” She took the bomb with her magic and ran out.
Luna watched her for a moment then the pic reappeared. “She is so wired dad.” She giggled.
Celestia was half way to ponyville in her chariot the guards looking scared out of their minds. They landed right in front of the library and Celestia jumped off taking the bomb with her. “Twilight! Open the door!” A few things crashed to the floor then she could hear hoof steps and some muffled voices. The door opened to show a worried looking Twilight.
“Um princess? What is that?” Celestia looked at the bomb then back at Twilight.
“Uh a problem solver?” She put on a innocent grin as Twilight sighed.
“Alright some in.” She opened the door all the way and let her in. “So I take it you found something about Sunny Town?” She nodded with a grin. “And you plan on using a bomb to fix this?” She nodded again a bit faster. “.....So you where truthful about the picnic? Again she nodded like crazy. “......I’ll get everyone together.”
“I knew you would understand.” Celestia laughed. “Oh and remember to get your Pinkie friend!” Twilight nodded.
“I heard she met somepony with a coned shape head that gave her a bottle-rocket” Celestia grinned wildly.
“Oh this will certinly be a fun night indeed!” They both laughed, Spike shivered.
Celestia flew over the Everfree near the ruins of Sunny Town carrying the atom bomb and super bottle rocket with her magic. She waited a while for Twilight to tell her when to start. When the purple light in the way of Ponyville went off she lit the bottle rocket and set it down into Sunny Town. The zombie pony’s looked at the little light as it exploded then she dropped the atom bomb. Before it hit the bottle rocket made this HUGE looking explosion that made the atom bomb go off. She was unaffected by the explosion being immortal and all watching as the explosion torr threw the land. “Problem Sunny Town?” She mad her best troll face and flew back to the library. The main six all had faces of awe and excitement.
“Well that was eventful.” Twilight laughed as Celestia landed. “Now we have to find out what to do next week.” Everyone started thinking as the forest not to far away burned to a crisp.
Celectia was sitting in her chambers yet again when she got a troubling letter from Twilight.
Dear princess Celectia
I have some sad news, Ponyvill’s very own mailmare Derpy Hooves as had what makes her, well her taken away and I would like to request help in finding the evil beings who did this and punish them with all the force we have.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.
By the end of the letter Celectia was steaming with rage. How could anyone do this to Derpy?! They will pay! She got up and walked down the hall to the barracks to ready everypony for WAR! She opened the door and saw the solders playing cards, sleeping, eating, pillow fighting, and- wait.....what? When they saw her they jumped up and saluted. She desided she would use this to have some fun with them later. “Now everypony, soon we all go to war!” They all looked surprised but she dident give a hoot. “Somepony as taken something wonderful from us and they shall pay!” They cheered this time. “So when I get back from Ponyvill you all better be prepared for WAR!” They cheered louder and got to work, Getting swords and armor ready, preparing canons, the works. She stomped out of the castle and took flight to Ponyvill. She hadent flown like this sines last week when she nuked Sunny Town. She had arrived at the library in record time and kicked down the door. “Twilight?! Where are you!?” she looked around to see the frightened faces of 5 out of 6 elements of harmony.
“Um she’s up stairs.” The one she remember as Rainbow Dash spoke up pointing her hoof at the stairs. Celectia nodded and ran up a floor to see Twilight comforting and very well known mare who was crying waterfalls.
“What happened!?” She walked over as Twilight raised her head to her.
“They took everything that made her, her.” She reapeted what she said in the letter. Celectia took a seat next to the crying Derpy.
“Calm down we will get them back for this.” Derpy looked up at her and she gasped. Her eyes were not ‘derped’ and she looked very focused.
“H-how could they do this to me? I dident do anything wrong!” Her voice was also different witch got another gasp from the sun princess.
“Don’t worry. We WILL get revenge.” She stood and her horn glowed. She was then teleported back to the castle to see a VERY large army getting ready. At the front of them was a large dark Alicorn wearing a dark red cape and red glasses, his mane was a mix of black and red. “Dad!” She charged him in a hug tackle.
“Hey Tia! Um mind telling me why the army is ready to spill a LOT of blood?” Celectia filled him in on on everything that has happened and his face grew with rage. “I’ll open the portal when your ready.” She gave him another hug then turned to the army.
“Are we all ready!?” She yelled out into the large crowd of blood-thirsty, armor covered, armed ponys with hate for everything in their eyes. They cheered signaling they were ready. Celectia turned to the dark alicorn and nodded. He nodded and his horn glowed with a rust color and a massive portal opened. “TO HABRO! CHARGE!!!” She yelled charging threw the portal. On the other side a building with large words glowing red saying ‘HASBRO’ stood there. No one here knew of their impending doom. As she charged more and more solders came threw the portal ans charged after her.
---------In HASBRO!---------
“Ya I felt kinda bad taking Derpy out but al least those soccer moms wont kill us.” A very important man laughed and took a sip of soda.
“Hey boss you hear that?” Another important man sat up putting his hand to his ear. The boss man also sat up.
“Sounds like......horses?” They looked around themselves confused when the wall exploded and in the hole stood the sun goddess with a VERY pissed off look. “What the?! Your not real! You are just a cartoon!” The boss man yelled in fear as she lanced him in the heart with her horn,
“Mess with my world will you!?” She looked the other dudes and evaporated them. The boss man was clutching his wound still alive due to Celectia’s magic. “Now you go somewhere well known in my world!” He looked at her with a mix of fear and confusion. “TO THE MOON WITH YOU!” Magic surrounded him and he dissapered.
about a hour later the building had been cleared Celectia told some of her most trusted ponys to stay and make sure that the show went on! She reentered the portal and see everyone cheering, the mane six where there and so was Derpy in all her glory. She landed clumsily next to Celectia and gave her a hug. “Thank you thank you thnk you!” She somewhat messed up the last part but she was back to normal and for that we all love her.
you know i dont see any offense in Derpy. she is what gives most of us hope and lets us smile. she was proof that people can do anything and everything they want no matter how they are. i love you all!
