Grand Theft Pony: San Equestrias

Los Ponies, San Equestrias

Los Ponies, a city known for its high crime rates, has one of the most well known police departments. The LPPD was not known for their service to the community. Instead, it was the spearhead of the corruption in the city. The most corrupt unit of all was C.R.A.S.H. which stood for Community Resources Against Street Horses. The unit was founded by Gilda, a griffin, and her partner Trixie, a unicorn. Although they claimed that the purpose of the unit was to reduce gang violence, it was all a coverup. Gilda and Trixie used their positions to manipulate the crime in the city, only to make their wallets bigger. Although they fooled the community, It would only be a matter of time before one of their newer members would want to reveal the truth.

Five years later...

Gilda and Trixie were in their patrol car. They were just about to make a plan when Trixie brought up a topic.

"Gilda, I'm having doubts about Redberry," said Trixie, "Something doesn't add up with him,"

"Yeah I know what you mean. Don't worry about it. I'll deal with that asshole later. In the meantime we gotta focus on what we're gonna do right now," said Gilda. Trixie nodded in agreement and they pulled up to a house in Apple Street. Gilda and Trixie got off their car and knocked on the door. Hoof-steps were heard inside.

"Open up you good for nothing street trash," said Gilda as she knocked on the door hard. Soon the door was opened by Braeburn, an OP from the Apple Street Families.

"What the hay do you want Gilda?" said Braeburn.

"You're in no position to ask us what we want! Now shut up and listen to what I'm gonna tell you," said Gilda, "You see what I'm holding in my hand? You see it?" Gilda took out a plastic bag filled with cocaine.

"Yeah, I see what you're holding. The hay do you want me to do with this?" said Braeburn.

"We want you to distribute this shit, seeing how we as police officers can't do that. You know integrity and all that bullshit," said Gilda.

"What's in it for me?" said Braeburn.

"Well, we'll give you a part of the profit," said Gilda as she pulled out her gun and pointed at Braeburn, "And letting you live,"

Braeburn noticed the dilemma that he was put in. He knew Big Macintosh would never go for this.

"Look I gotta tell Big Macintosh if he's okay with this," said Braeburn.

"Fine but we're only giving y'all twenty four hours, you hear me? After that you're both dead," said Gilda.The two officers got in their patrol car and left.

"I gotta tell the rest of the OPs," said Braeburn.

Meanwhile, Trixie and Gilda were off to meet a new member to C.R.A.S.H. They didn't like the idea of new members that much, especially when they found out that Redberry was threatening to report them to the courts.

"Well we took care of that," said Trixie

"I told you that the cowboy fuck would have seen it our way," said Gilda.

"Yeah especially when they have their lives on the line," said Trixie, "So who's the new member?"

"Let me see...yeah here it is," said Gilda as she was looking through a folder, "She's a unicorn named Sunset Shimmer,"

"Sunset Shimmer huh. What the hay are we gonna do about her?" said Trixie.

"The same thing we did with that cowboy idiot. She's either gonna see it our way or have a bucking problem," said Gilda.

"So there's nothing to worry about?" said Trixie.

"Look Trixie, I ain't worried about that. Redberry is more of a threat. If he plans on doing what he saying, then shit's going to get interesting,"

"Very interesting," said Trixie as they got in their patrol car. As they left, there were a couple of Bales smoking in an alley.

"What's with this grass bullshit? Yo don't you got anything real to smoke?" said the hooded bale.

"That ain't grass, it's that hay," said the shaded bale.

"Whatever," said the hooded one, "so are you down for this?"

"I'm always down to kill some Applerats," said the shaded one.

"Homie, we're going after their leader, Big Mac," said the hooded one.

"What? But we're killing one of their OPs," said the shaded one.

"So what? Apple Street isn't even a real gang, even they know," said the hooded one, "Shit changes,"

"I guess you're right homie, shit does change," said the shaded one.

"Yeah for sure. Let's bounce homie," said the hooded one. It was now clear that the Bales had Big Macintosh in their line of sight. They both got in their car, ready to get their plan in action.

Braeburn didn't want any of his homies to get killed because of this. C.R.A.S.H. may have threatened him but he may have also given him a blessing, a once in a lifetime chance to make a killing. Big Macintosh wasn't home so Braeburn went to the only homie that was at their house, Rainbow Dash. He opened the door and he saw her fixing up her wing.

"Hey what's up Dash?" said Braeburn as they both pounded their hooves.

"Nothin' much homie. What'cha come for?" said Rainbow Dash.

"Listen what I'm about to tell you is that I have the opportunity of a lifetime to make the big stacks," said Braeburn.

"What do you mean?" said Rainbow Dash.

"What I mean the thing that could change the very rest of our lives, homie," said Braeburn as he took out the bag. Rainbow Dash was wide eyed. Right in front of her was as Braeburn said, a potential big stack. A chance to become somepony in the world. This could change the rest of her life. She went back to preening her wing as Braeburn sat there awaiting her response.

"Look, the way I see it, I gotta be in charge of my destiny," said Rainbow Dash.

"This way you will be. This is all about destiny. You know I got your back, right homie?" said Braeburn.

"Cool, hey how do my wings look?" said Rainbow Dash as she stretched her wings.

"They look alright. Now the way I see it is that we don't have a choice. Ain't nothing to feel bad about. You put a gun to a pony's head, pony's gonna do what he's told, no matter if he's a foal or a wise pony," said Braeburn, "You don't want a bullet in the brain, but if you can make it work and make some bits while you at it, then that's cool"

"It'll take a lot more than a bullet in the head to stop me," said Rainbow Dash.

"I don't doubt that homie," said Braeburn.