After Cadence tries to encourage Shining Armor to try new things and experiment with her, the stallion refuses to try anal sex. Her only route of relief now is through the basic use of toys. Unfortunately, they were suddenly stolen. She goes to Celestia, hopeful to borrow some, but the sun princess has been robbed as well, and Luna too!

What ever will they do?

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Invite Pinkie over for replacements, of course. But, as she arrives, the princesses decide they would very much like to test the toys out first. Thusly, an all alicorn anal party ensues the royal night. Clop, clop, clop, and so on.

Special request fiction for Cold Blooded Twilight from tumblr. Both descriptions will be edited once the story is complete.