Shadow TASTES THE RAINBOW, MOTHRFUCKER! (P)
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NOTICE: YOU WILL BE LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TIME YOU ARE READING THIS:
Rainbow Dash was traveling alone in the Everfree Forest. She had learned from Applejack that Applebloom had found a town full of cursed ponies that had pretty much tried to fillynap the young foal. Now, Rainbow was out for revenge.
Even so, she was getting bored. She had found nothing so far, not so much as a hoof print!
"Where is this Sunny Town? I want to kick some Bloodhoof flank!" She groaned to herself. So, BORING. The Pegasus though to herself. This isn't what I expected at all!
Then, there was a clicking sound behind her, and a deep voice said, "I prefer shooting shit up."
The Pegasus jumped, and then growled, "Who the hay said that?! Come out here right now!", and turned to see... She couldn't even put it into words.
The beast was tall, fat, and well muscled. His back was a turtle shell covered in spines, which was obviously defensive. The head was... Well, here's a picture so that we don't waste time:
(Yep, that's me.)
The beast turned to a nearby, shaking bush, and aimed some sort of... Device:
The creature fired, and a Bloodhoof fell out... Well, half of it did.
The creature remarked, "Looks like he's been halved! NEHEHEHE!!!"
Then, the animal turned to Dash, and then told her, "Oh... and... Dash, you're... beautiful."
The Bloodhoof reformed, to which Rainbow responded by telling the creature that had shot it, "Dude, you got to destroy the head! They're zombie ponies!" The Pegasus then ran over to the resurrected Bloodhoof, and bucked its head clean off. With that done, Dash turned to the turtle... Whatever and asked, "What's your name, and what is that strange device?" The Pegasus also remembered that the creature had told her she was pretty, and a slight blush came over her as she continued. "And thank you... but how do you know me?"
The creature stood up straight, puffed its chest, and began: "I'm Shadow of the Night, and-"
However, another Bloodhoof leaped at Shadow from his right, knocking the beast down. Rainbow was going to rush over to help the downed giant, but she watched as her newfound companion chomped the Bloodhoof's snout, and then yanked it off by jerking his head back. Shadow then proceeded to spit out the Bloodhoof's head, kick the body off of himself, and remarked, "Looks like he's been BIT. Sorry, bad joke."
Rainbow managed to recover from what she had just seen, and decided to remain calm. She then said to her newfound companion, "Well... Hello, Shadow. Want to go kill some Bloodhooves together?"
However, Night put his arms behind his back, looked down, and kicked a small pebble as he said, "Yeah! But... Is there anything else you want to do?"
Rainbow looked at Night in confusion, and then drew her own conclusion. She told SOTN, "Uh... sure... but first... what the hay are you?"
Night looked up and replied, "Well... I'm the Koopa King Bowser. At least, that's what I am right now." Shadow's voice then changed to one similar to a shy, curious child. "What are you suggesting we do? I just wanted to know if you wanted to do something else... such as... play a video game?"
Dash then decided that she was going to have her way with this guy. She slowly cantered over to SOTN, her flanks swaying, and a sultry smile on her face. When she got close to her quarry, she managed to bring her face close to Shadow's as she said in an incredibly sultry voice, "Well, Shadow... I can think of something much, much more fun than a video game." She then blinked her eyes in a slow, pleasing way (think of how Rarity used her eyes to get Spike's Fire Ruby in Secret of my Excess.) "Hmm?"
Shadow's face expressed his confusion as he said, "I... don't get what you're trying to say."
Rainbow smiled she exclaimed, "Why, sex of course!" The Pegasus then turned around and shakes her spectacular plot in Shadow's face. "Don't tell me you haven't had it before!" She turned to face the stunned Bowser look-alike, and smiled. "You haven't!" The rainbow pegasus then tackled Shadow to the ground, her lips grinding against Night's as her tongue attempted to gain entry.
Shadow could only think one word: Wow. He opened his mouth and seized Rainbow's tongue with his own, and dragged it into his mouth.
Both of them continued the kiss for a few minutes, then Rainbow pulled off of Shadow and backed away a little. He tunrned around, scrunched her about up, and put her plot in the air. "Come on, Shadow! Give me something good!"
Rainbow's companion responded by shoving his arm deep inside her tight pussy, and flipping her over as Shadow began to sucking on her supple crotchboobs. His penis was as solid as an asteroid, and hungry, but he was going to wait for the right moment.
Rainbow moaned, and said, "Oh yeah, just like that Shadow!" She moaned again, and smiled. "That's how I like it!"
A few minutes passed, and Shadow felt Rainbow's fantastically fleshy walls clench on his arm, and it was covered in delicious marecum. Rainbow moaned as she came and Shadow withdrew his arm, but was silenced by a massive shaft entering her maw, which she sucked like a pacifier. The Pegasus moved down the cock until she had it, balls an all, in her mouth. Shadow, meanwhile, was enjoying the mare's delicious vagina. He moved his tinge around, enjoying the flavoring of it. Just like Skittles., the beast thought to himself. Shadow's tongue moved everywhere, greedily lapping up all the fluids. Then, he hit his limit, and ejaculated. Rainbow Dash moaned as the sweet, salty seed went right into her belly.
Then, Shadow withdrew his phallus, flipped Rainbow over, mounted her, and began to thrust unthinkably hard.
Rainbow screamed, "Yeah! Just like that, Shadow!" The mare moved against Night's thrusts, bringing her mate much deeper. She felt him in her womb.
Then, Shadow knew he was about to reach his limit, so he thrusted with all his strength. It was so much that his testis were in the mare's vagina as the sperm was realeased and began coating the womb.
Dash passed out from sheer pleasure as a white alicorn appeared. Celestia saw Shadow and simply asked, "What the buck is going on here? What are you?"
Shadow looked absolutely surprised as he looked t Celadtia. He responded by saying, "I'm... Shadow of the Night... and Rainbow allowed me to have intercourse with her." His boner dissapeared. "Seriously, just ask her when she wakes up! Wait... Wow. She's unconscious becuase of pleasure."
Celestia frowned as she said, "I am mad that she did not share."
Shadow suddenly became M. Bison:
He shouted, "PSYCHO CRUSHER!", and slammed into Celestia.
NIGHTMARE BOOSTER!
THIS PLACE SHALL BECOME YOUR GRAVE!!!
After recovering, Celestia used a gravity cancellation spell to stop Shadow's onslaught. "Nice try." She then grinned as she said, "I want some, too."
Shadow responded by throwing a massive amount of projectiles, which sent Celestia to the Tentacle Rape Galaxy.
END OF CHAPTER 1.
