Chocolate Rain by Armex and FJ
It was a sunny day in ponyville, and Derpy frolliced through the clouds, her mane blown back by the force of the wind, Her eyes skewed as always, and she knew this was going to be a special day, as she was going about her business she was suddenly gripped with an urgent need "Oh no please no"
she squeaked and made her way franticly down to the ground. Before she could get there however she was suddenly hit by a white and blue blur with rainbow sprinkles. it was Rainbowdash, riding her cloud, "oh sorry derby"
she chuckled as the grey mare shook her senses back "didn't see you th- whats that smell?" derby's face went bright red as she realised she had just made a mess on the cloud. ''O-oops, my bad...'' said derpy, as her blush intensified
''It's okay''...said Rainbow Dash, ''I have never EVER thought about telling anyone this, but actually, I have a scat fetish <3~'' Derpy's eyes widened, ''W-what, no...wait?'' Suddenly, Raindow Dash felt something in her coochie, and it expanded to the point where it looked like she had a penis. ''W-what's that?!'' exclaimed Derpy. ''This is what is going to be put in your mouth after I scoop the shit back into you, you dirty little filly'' Before Derpy could react, she was tackled and forced to the ground. You're not getting away from this, you know that, you dirty little whore, whispered Rainbow into Derpy's ear.
Derpy squealed out ''Noo, but I don't like this!'' Then, within a blink of an eye, Rainbow Dash pulled out an anal speculum and started scooping the shit back into Derpy's asshole. ''Now that that's done'' Rainbow said, giggling, ''It's time for something bigger and harder'' At this point, Derpy was squealing. ''Shut up, you whore'' shouted Rainbow, shoving her hoof down Derpy's throat. ''No-one is going to help you''. Rainbow pulled the bloody speculum out of Derpy's anal cavity, and then, from a saddle bag, which was suddenly on Dashie's back, She pulled out the biggest toy that Derpy had ever seen. It was the size of a baseball bat, and was covered in spikes
''You know where this is going, right'' questioned Rainbow Dash. ''Nooo, please don't! I'll do anything for you!'' begged Derpy, but in the end, she knew what was going to happen. ''Infact, this isn't anywhere near big enough'' giggled Dash, and pulled out a monster dildo, that looked about the size of a large fire hydrant. ''OH GOD NO'' screamed Derpy, crying before it even got inside of her. There was a loud rip as the dildo was inserted into Derpy's va-jay-jay, It tore straight from her tail to her belly button. Suddenly there was the biggest shit-splosion. I mean, as they say, You do shit yourself yourself before you die, and Derpy died, with one last gurgling shriek.
''But wait, I wasn't finished with you! Oh wait, I still have what's left of your body for my pleasure!'' said Rainbow Dash, under her breath. But what was left was basically a puddle of organs and ripped skin. ''Ooh, Pinkie would love this for her special banana bread!'' She scooped up the remains and flew off to Sugarcube Corner with a huge shit eating grin, knowing Pinkie would love what she had to offer.
Dashie arrived at Sugarcube Corner, and approached Pinkie.
''Look what happened to Derpy!'' exclaimed Rainbow Dash
''Ooh, This will be perfect for a delicious banana bread recipe!'' said Pinkie
Pinkie took the remains of Derpy and ran to the Kitchen, Ready to make the best Banana Bread in the history of all Banana Bread.
''A bag of flour, Half a bag of sugar, two eggs, Bananas, a spoonful of love, and considering we have all this delicious Derpy meat, I'm going to use every single edible bite'' so, Both arms went in first, Then the legs, Pinkie then skinned the corpse, and chucked the skin into the mixture, and finally the organs, including her favorite, sexual reproductive organs.''
Then she baked it until it was Golden.
''Mmh, smells like Derpy!'' Shouted Pinkie, ready for one of the best things she'd ever tasted.
She brought Dashie towards her and said ''Here, Dig in!''
They both went in, face first, enjoying their best portion of Banana Bread ever.
The End.
LOL JK
So later dash and pinkie found they had caught aids and had to commit suicide cause it was the law. so dashed an idea and turned to pinkie.
Rainbow grinned and pulled out the giant dildo "NO NO NO WAI-" pinkie squeaked but it was too late. Dash grabbed her and rammed the dildo deep into her throat. Pinkie choked and exploded into thousands of cotton candy chunks, which rainbow promptly gobbled up and died of sugar poisoning
The Real End LOL.
LOL fooled you again.
You see this fic isn't over until the fat pony sings, but mrs cake hasn't sung yet so i'm afraid the fix will continue for some time. Sorry about that. As you can no doubt tell i am trying to reach the thousand word requirement. God fimfiction has some high standards. Hi moderator please approve my fic, I would be your best friend forever and ever amen.
Well let me tell you another story to pass the time.
So after the two insane mares committed sudoku all of the peonies of ponyville rejoiced and feasted of their bodies like a hord of hungry zombies. soon word got to Celestia who decided to flood the town with sunny d to purify the infection of aids that had broken out after the feast. it was unsuccessful. so Celestia decided to take an atomic shit, to see of that would help. it didn't. Finally luna resolved the situation by unleashing the biggest fart the world had ever seen. It destroyed half of the planet in the process, but at least stopped the aids from spreading.
the end. Or is it?
Yes? NO? Maybe? I don't Know anymore.
