Step-Parents

by Azreale

Rating: teen
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance, Spike, Comedy, Rarity, Shining Armor
Length: 15434

It was bad enough that Twilight's parents decided to get a divorce. What's worse is that they've each found a new special somepony - and she's not pleased when she finds out who they are.

Twilight Sparkle never thought that her parents would get a divorce.

Twilight Sparkle never thought that her parents could find another special somepony either.

Twilight Sparkle was wrong on both these accounts.

Published 2013-08-18 06:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-03 18:57:51 UTC

Chapter One

Princess Twilight Sparkle fell to her knees; tears already free falling down her face.

“What do you mean, dad? You and mom… you love each other!” She cried out, trembling. Twilight hung her head low to the ground and sniffled deeply, trying to make sense of the situation. For years, Velvet and Night Light were a loving couple who cared a lot about each other.

“I’m sorry, princess. You know that your mother and I both still love you very much, but the two of just don’t see eye to eye like we used to. We both talked it over, and we agreed that it was better this way.” Night Light put a reassuring hoof onto his daughter’s shoulder. Twilight looked up sadly.

“Can you really not work this out? You two have been in fights before… every couple has! But they sit down and work it out together!” The alicorn stood up and glared at her father in the eye angrily. “What’s so bad that you can’t work this out like normal adults?! Huh?! Why can’t you be mature?!” Night Light took a step back, shocked and a little bit upset at his only daughter. Twilight’s gaze didn’t flinch.

“Princess, you don’t want to know. Please, just drop this. You don’t need to worry about it. There are more pressing matters for you to concern yourself with.” Night Light shook his head, his blue mane flying back and forth. He squeezed his eyes shut, trying to push the memories of his conversations with Velvet out of his mind. Tears threatened to roll down his own cheeks.

“No!” Twilight screeched, pounding the floor with a hoof like she did when she was a filly, “I am a part of this family and I deserve to know what’s happening! Why are you and mom getting a divorce?!” Twilight stepped towards her father, and for a brief moment, all of her anger and fury was replaced with a pleading sorrow. “Please tell me, dad.” Night Light opened his mouth, and then closed it again. He sighed, and his shoulders slumped forward, defeated.

“It will just hurt you more if you know,” He began slowly, choosing his words carefully, “But if you really want to know, I’ll tell you.”

“Please, dad,” Twilight nuzzled his shoulder lovingly; “I want to help you. I want to help you both.” Night Light nodded.

“Your mother… revealed to me a few weeks ago…” He stopped and took a breath before continuing, his whole body shaking from anxiety, “That she has been cheating on me for the past six months.” Twilight felt new tears rolling down her face, and for the first time that night, she saw fresh ones coming from her father’s eyes as well.

“Dad… are you serious? You’re not joking around right now?” She mumbled, trying to form cohesive words. They mostly just came out as a babble, her mind still trying to process the sentence that her father just uttered.

“I’m… afraid so, princess. Velvet said that she met this stallion when she went away on a business trip, and she’s fallen in love with him.” The words obviously visibly pained him to say. Twilight was speechless, her mouth opening and closing like a fish in water. A long, awkward silence filled the room.

“But… how could she do this to you?” She said finally after a while. Night Light merely shrugged, having no idea how to reply to his daughter’s question.

“I’ve been wondering the same thing myself, Twily.”

~~~~~~~~~~

“My stars, Twilight! I simply cannot believe it!” Rarity exclaimed, putting her teacup down and pulling her friend in for a supportive hug, which Twilight gladly took. It took all of the alicorn’s strength not to cry as her friend embraced her. “I’m so sorry something like this happened! Your parents are so sweet! I never would have thought that your mother could be capable of something like this!” Twilight pulled away, rubbing her right eye absently.

“I know… of all the reasons that I could think of that might cause their divorce, infidelity was certainly not high on the list.” Twilight smirked despite herself, letting out a short, harsh giggle. Rarity rubbed her forearm gently.

“If there is absolutely anything that I can do to help you or your family out in this tough time, be sure to tell me, alright? I want you to know that I will be there for you, no matter what happens!” The white unicorn promised, giving Twilight her most sincere, earnest smile. Twilight returned it.

“Thank you Rarity. I mean it, thank you so much. It feels good to have somepony else that I can talk to about this kind of thing. It’s not that I don’t trust the other girls, but…” Twilight twirled her hoof around in a circle, trying to find the right words, “I don’t think they would be as refined as you are about this, if that makes any sense.”

“Of course it does, dear.” Rarity nodded sharply. “Like I said, you can come talk to me about anything and we will sort it out together. I promise.” Twilight’s smile faltered, if only slightly, at her friend’s words. The way that Rarity spoke seemed slightly off to her, but Twilight couldn’t say why. The alicorn mentally shrugged, brushing the feeling off as her inner self being out of whack lately.

“Thanks Rare. I gotta take off now, but it was really good talking to you. I’ll come back to Ponyville as soon as I can. I promised my dad that I would stay with him in Canterlot for a few days, to help him out through this whole ordeal, you know?” Rarity nodded once, slowly.

“Of course, of course. And…” She paused, biting her lower lip, wondering if she should ask such a question. “And what of your mother? Where is she staying, if not at your Canterlot home?” Twilight visibly stiffened, not wanting to think of her mother.

“Dad said that she’s gone to the Crystal Empire. To see Shining, and all that. She figured that she might as well tell him face to face.” Twilight’s brows furrowed as a twinge of anger passed through her. “I would love to be there to see the look on her face when Shiny kicks her sorry flank right out of the castle.”

“Twilight!” Rarity gasped, holding a hoof to her heart. “I know that your mother erred, but you still love her, do you not? A child should never say such harsh words about their parent!”

“Of course I still love her!” Twilight answered quickly, holding her hooves up defensively. “It’s just… she did something so bad to my dad… she broke his heart! And what’s worse, I think, is that dad’s not angry at her! They’re still talking via letters, for Celestia’s sake! Dad isn’t even mad at her! He should be!” Twilight hung her head in shame almost instantly after the words spilled out of her mouth. She looked up guiltily at Rarity. “Shouldn’t he?” Rarity tsked.

“I think that it’s wonderful that your father is stallion enough to forgive the wrong-doings of a mare, and continue a platonic friendship with her for the sake of his children. It truly shows how caring he is.” Rarity’s eyes suddenly lit up once she said the word caring. “I-deeeee-a!” She jumped up and pulled Twilight up, smiling brightly at her friend. “Why don’t you invite your dear father here for a few nights?” Twilight just cocked an eyebrow at the overly excited unicorn.

“Why?” She asked in a deadpan voice. Rarity was always spouting unnecessary ideas, and this was probably another one of them, but Rarity’s smile didn’t fall one bit.

“Because, darling,” She laughed, as if it were obvious, “It will get his mind off of his wife! Or, ex-wife, I should say,” Rarity actually giggled. “He’ll get to meet your friends on a personal level, see your home, meet new ponies... who knows, maybe there’s a mare here that’s just right for him!” She squealed in delight.

“I seriously doubt that anypony here would be interested in my father, Rare.” Twilight reminded her, rapping her very gently on the side of her head. The unicorn seemed unfazed.

“Oh pish posh! There are plenty of available, beautiful mares here just ripe for the picking! What about Cheerilee? Or Redheart? Oooh, what about one of the spa sisters-“

“Rarity!” Twilight yelled, exasperated beyond belief. “All of those mares are our age!”

“Well, who’s to say that your father doesn’t need a ripe, young mare that’s full of energy and spunk?” The unicorn countered. Twilight shuddered involuntarily, shaking her head back and forth.

“Not even going to go there, Rares. Thanks for the idea, aside from that last part, it’s actually pretty good. I think I might bring that up with him later on tonight. A little vacation might do him good!”

“Exactly.” Rarity winked. “Have a safe trip home, Twilight. I eagerly await word of your father’s impending arrival!” She sang merrily at the door as she waved Twilight off, her face positively glowing. Twilight gave her an awkward grin and a half wave as she flapped her wings and took to the sky, trying to make a little sense of the uncomfortable last-half of her visit.

~~~~~~~~~~

“Remember dad; don’t think that you have to come just for me. This is a trip for you – if you feel uncomfortable meeting my friends on a more personal level, or if you don’t think that you can leave Canterlot due to work, please don’t feel forced to.” Twilight assured her father, mildly hoping that he would decline. She had a nagging feeling in the back of her mind that told her that inviting her father to Ponyville would be a rather bad idea, especially with Rarity’s words planted firmly in her mind that her father might find somepony who was a little too young for his age.

“Oh, of course I can get somepony else to cover for me at work! Don’t worry Twilight – I think that visiting you in Ponyville is a wonderful idea! I’ve wanted to for some time now, but I never knew when you were free, and I didn’t want to have to burden you with looking after your old man.” Night Light winked playfully at his daughter, who nudged him back.

“Dad, you knew that it would have been no trouble at all. There aren’t too many dangers plaguing Equestria currently, which is a weird and refreshing change, to say the least!” The Princess laughed alongside her father, and for the first time in a while, Night Light could say that he was truly happy.

“When do you think I could come down, princess?” Night Light asked, looking at Twilight. The two were nestled together under a blanket drinking some hot cocoa, something that the two had not done since Twilight herself was a little filly.

“Why not tomorrow? Work has already given you the week off – and I can just teleport us down there!” Twilight beamed proudly at Night Light, whose own eyes went wide.

“You can teleport two whole ponies? Plus my luggage?” He asked, his voice filled with wonder. While Night Light was no amateur when it came to magic, everypony knew that teleporting even just one pony was a difficult, arduous task.

“Yep! Before, I could only teleport myself around, and even that took a little bit out of me each time I did it. But now that I have these,” She unfurled the wings on her back, disturbing the blanket, “Casting teleportation spells is a breeze!” Night Light just stared at Twilight for a few brief moments, pride and accomplishment filling his heart, before rustling the alicorn’s mane.

“I’m mighty proud of you, princess. Why don’t I go round up a few of my things and put them by the stairs for tomorrow. It’s getting late anyhow – you should be getting to sleep. Even if you do have super incredible alicorn powers now, you’re still a little filly,” Night Light cocked an eyebrow playfully, “And little fillies should be in bed by this time.” The two glanced to the clock and saw that it was almost eleven thirty. Twilight nodded, smiling, and stood up, shivering once as a cold chill passed through her. Fall was never Twilight’s favorite season.

“I guess you’re right, dad. I can’t wait for tomorrow!” She exclaimed, feeling a bit better about the entire idea. “I’ll see you tomorrow morning, bright and early!” Twilight stifled a laugh at Night Light’s rolling eyes.

“Good night, princess. I love you.” He smiled warmly as he walked his daughter to her old bedroom, still decorated like a little filly’s. If Twilight minded, she didn’t voice it or show it.

“I love you too dad. Thanks for letting me stay here. Have a good night!” She gave him a brief hug and a kiss on the cheek before entering the bedroom and closing the door behind her with her magic, leaving Night Light in the empty, darkened hall. Yet despite all that had happened recently, the stallion felt good about himself. He had two successful children, and a daughter who was willing to give up her free time away from the castle to be with him. And now, an offer from her to meet all of her friends and see her true Ponyville home? Night Light couldn’t be happier. He went to his own room and gently tugged the covers back, climbing in them and flipping off the light switch with his magic.

And deep in his heart, Night Light knew for absolute certain, that everything was going to be fine.

Chapter Two

The Sparkle’s woke up bright and early the next morning for their trip to Ponyville. Twilight had a spring in her step as she trotted around her childhood house, eager and excited for the day to come.

“I’m so happy that you’re going to meet all my friends dad! Well, I mean, you’ve met them already I suppose, but now you’ll really get to meet them!” Twilight was bouncing up and down like Pinkie Pie after one too many sugar cookies. Night Light laughed and ruffled her hair.

“You know it, Twily. I’m pretty excited too. All of my things are packed, if you’re ready to go.”

“I am! Now then, just stand close to me and I’ll teleport us down.” Twilight shuffled over closer to her father to that their sides were almost touching. Night Light levitated his three bags over to his side as he watched Twilight’s own horn light up with her trademark purple magic. While most unicorns would be panting and sweating with exhaustion by this point, Twilight’s face was calm and cool, showing no signs of over-exertion at all. Night Light marvelled at his daughter’s power for a brief moment before a blinding purple light overtook him, and as fast as he could blink, the two were standing in front of a giant tree. A quick, disoriented glance to the right showed Night Light a busy town square, with market stalls and store owners flagging down any passing pony they could see. Multiple voices could be heard calling out their greetings and good wishes to anypony that could hear them. More than once, Twilight earned a respectful bow of the head from a passer-by.

“Twily, is this where you live?” Night Light asked, gazing around. Unlike the hustle and bustle of Canterlot, where earth and Pegasus ponies were rare and hard to come by, Ponyville housed all three breeds of ponies comfortably. The stallion almost marvelled at the sense of community emanating from everyone in the town square. If an earth pony came to Canterlot and tried to mingle with the local unicorns, he would be brushed off and shunned for being different. Here, everypony was treated equally and with respect. It was a strange and refreshing change for Night Light to behold.

“Welcome to Ponyville, dad! I hope you’ll like it here! If you don’t mind, I’ll show you my home and where you’ll be sleeping, and then afterwards we can go meet my friends!” Twilight motioned with a nod of her head towards the giant tree that the two had landed in front of. Night Light followed slowly, taking in the sights. “Now, I’m sure you’ll remember my number one assistant!” Twilight winked playfully and hollered Spike’s name once she had swung open the tree’s door, revealing inside a giant library. Night Light laughed as he entered, shaking his head as he looked at the rows and rows of bookshelves.

“That’s just like you, Twily. Leave it to you to live in a giant library.” Night Light put his hooves up defensively as Twilight shot him a playful glare, but both ponies turned as they heard the pitter patter of feet running down the stairs.

“Dad!” Night Light heard his adoptive dragon son yell as Spike barrelled into him, nearly knocking him over. “It’s so good to see you! I’ve missed you so much!”

“I’ve missed you too Spike. You’re looking well I see! My, look how big you are now!” Spike got off Night Light and stood up proudly, beaming as he flexed his muscles.

“Finally, somepony who thinks so! Twilight says I’m still a kid,” Spike stuck his tongue out at the alicorn, who rolled her eyes, “But I’m not! See, Twi? I told you!”

“Whatever, whatever. Come on dad, I’ll show you to your room,” Twilight turned and began walking up the staircase. Spike helped Night Light up and the two sped up, jogging to catch up to the alicorn.

“How have you been, sport? I hope Twily hasn’t been too rough on you these past few years. I’ve missed you two an awful lot since you moved away!”

“I missed you too dad. Eh, Twilight’s been okay. Same old same old, I guess.” The dragon and the stallion shared a quick laugh as they entered the room where Twilight stood waiting in the doorway.

“Dad, this is where you’ll be staying. I’m sorry it’s not anything extravagant – I usually don’t have overnight guests, so this is the best I can do.” Twilight said as she motioned for Night Light to step in. “Here, I’ll grab your bags.”

“Thank you, sweetie.” The stallion mumbled as he looked around the room. Just like his daughter had said, it was indeed very plain – a double bed below the window, two nightstands on both sides, and a small dresser to the very left corner of the room. A mirror hung on the wall and there was a small table below it, but that was about it. Night Light turned and gave his daughter a big smile. “It’s perfect. Thank you for letting me stay here, both of you. It means a lot to me.”

“Hey, it’s no problem at all! If you’re ready, why don’t we go meet my friends for lunch? They’re waiting down at the Daisy Café for us.” Twilight informed him. Night Light looked towards Spike when he saw the dragon swoon out of the corner of him eye.

“What’s up with Spike?” The stallion asked, confused as to why Spike’s eyes were replaced with hearts. Twilight shook her head as she levitated the dragon onto her back, already trotting down the stairs. Night Light rushed to catch up with her. “Is he going to be okay?”

“Of course he will be. He’s just excited at the idea that he’ll get to pay for Rarity.” Twilight laughed as Spike let out a dreamy sigh. “You know Rarity, right?” Night Light thought for a moment.

“Rarity… that name does sound familiar… she’s not the blue Pegasus… is she the unicorn? The white one?” He asked. Twilight’s face lit up.

“You remembered! Yeah, she’s the unicorn! Spike’s always looking for an excuse to impress her,” She leaned in to her father and whispered, “I think he has a little bit of a crush on her.” Spike immediately jumped up and nearly fell off of Twilight’s back once the words had left her mouth.

“Twilight!” He hissed angrily, still keeping his voice to a whisper, “You can’t just go telling everyone that! It’s a secret! She’s so beautiful, what if when she finds out, she gets all creeped out and doesn’t want to be around me anymore?!” Spike punched her lightly on the back of her shoulder. “What if dad goes and tells her now?!” The dragon turned to Night Light with pleading eyes. “Please don’t go and tell her now!”

“Don’t worry Spike,” Night Light gave him a gentle nudge, “I won’t. You have good taste – that girl seems very nice. She’s an Element of Harmony too, if I’m not mistaken, yes? Generosity, was it?” Twilight nodded in confirmation.

“Yep! Rarity’s always offering to make us dresses and give us makeovers. She’ll probably offer to make you a new suit when we get there.” The alicorn motioned to the café across the street. “We’re almost there now.”

“It’ll only be the five of them, right? Nopony else?” Night Light asked, biting his lip. He loathed saying it, but he was actually nervous about meeting them all.

“Don’t worry dad, they’ll like you. They’ve met you before! Just relax, you’ll have me and Spike there as well. Everything is going to be just fine.” Twilight scanned the tables that were outside, looking for her friends. “Now, I just need to find- oh! There they are!” Twilight trotted ahead merrily, flapping her wings once to get their attention. Night Light gulped audibly and followed, keeping his head a little lower than usual.

“Twilight, darling! Here we are! It’s so good to see you!” Rarity stood up and waved at the alicorn and the dragon, rushing forward to give them both a hug. Spike melted in her arms the second that she touched him. “And this is your father, yes? It’s been so long since we’ve seen him!” She exclaimed, locking eyes with him. Night Light stopped dead in his tracks.

“Yes! This is my dad, Night Light. I know you’ve all met him, but since it has been a while, I figured that you might as well get introduced again! Dad, these are my friends!” She motioned to each one of them in turn, introducing them as Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, and finally, Rarity. Spike hopped off of Twilight’s back and ushered Night Light to his seat, to the left of his daughter’s.

“See, I told you she was beautiful.” He whispered, his eyes never leaving the white unicorn’s smiling face. Night Light nodded slowly, staring as well.

“Yes… beautiful.”

~~~~~~~~~~

The rest of the lunch went by quickly enough. Night Light was regaled with stories of the girls’ adventures, both with their friends and without. The stallion had learned more about throwing parties, flying, caring for animals and apple farming than he ever thought he could learn in an hour. He nodded politely and listened to all of them, even the topics that he found to be boring. He even shared a few stories about his own life in Canterlot. He humored Rainbow Dash with tales of watching the Wonderbolts derbies, and Fluttershy with the mention of the Palace Gardens. Yet it was Rarity who was the most excited to hear about his life.

“So, you’re saying that you see ponies like Fancy Pants and Lady Fleur de Lis just walking around outside daily?” Rarity asked, her eyes wide and her mouth frozen in a big smile. Night Light nodded, leaning back in his chair.

“Oh yeah! Sometimes, we’ll even see ponies from the palace around the city! More than once, I’ve seen the Princess’s advisors and personal hoofmaidens shopping. And one time, just one time,” Night Light leaned in, pausing for dramatic effect, “I saw Princess Celestia herself!”

“Truly?!” Rarity leaned in as well, gasping. Twilight giggled at her reaction. “What was she buying?! Was it dresses? Was she getting a dress?!”

“I can’t say that I know. I only saw her pass by; I didn’t see her actually purchase anything. She didn’t even have any bags with her. But still, it was pretty amazing. It’s not every day that you get to see a princess. Well,” He looked to Twilight, who blushed, “Maybe some ponies do, but that’s beside the point.” The whole table shared in a laugh for a short while before Rainbow Dash looked up to the sky.

“Well, thanks for lunch everypony. I gotta head off – there’s a weather team that needs organizing. Catch ya later!” The cyan Pegasus called out as she lifted into the air and took off with a wave. The rest of the ponies at the table watched their friend fly off into the distance before finally disappearing behind some trees.

“Well, this was a pleasant lunch girls. I’m glad that I got to spend-“

“Ugh, Twilight!” Spike interrupted, grabbing onto the alicorn’s wing and giving it a tug to get her attention.

“What, Spike?” Twilight turned to him, agitated and a little bit offended that he would interrupt Rarity like he did. Without saying another word, however, a stream of green fire erupted from the dragon’s mouth and a scroll dropped onto the table. Spike groaned afterwards.

“Sorry Twi, letter was coming.” He said as he slumped back in his seat, letting go of her wing. Twilight levitated the scroll and unfurled it, reading it silently in her head. The more her eyes darted back and forth along the page, the more her face fell.

“Twily, what’s wrong?” Night Light asked, leaning over to read the letter, but Twilight rolled it back up and put it away. “Is something the matter?”

“Yes, unfortunately,” She said, looking from her father to her friends, “Celestia just sent me a message saying I’m needed in Canterlot for an urgent meeting. Something about the griffons, I believe.”

“Oh dear, when do you think you’ll be back?” Rarity asked, putting a hoof onto her friend’s shoulder. Twilight shrugged.

“No clue. I could be up there the entire week, if things go poorly. And believe me, when it comes to the griffons,” Twilight rolled her eyes, “Things always go poorly.” The alicorn guiltily turned to her father. “I’m sorry dad, but I have to go. You don’t mind, do you?” She asked, keeping her head low. Night Light fixed her with a reassuring smile and pulled her in for a hug.

“Of course not! You go and do whatever it is that you princesses do up there, I’ll be fine here! After all, I have my favorite dragon here to keep me company!” The stallion noogied Spike’s head playfully. Twilight stood up, grinning at the two.

“Alright, if you’re sure. If you need to contact me for any reason, get Spike to send a letter and I’ll be sure to teleport back down.”

“I will, dear, don’t worry.” He affirmed, but Twilight still looked rather downtrodden.

“I’m just sorry that I can’t be a better host! Here I was, thinking that you were going to get a good tour and a good look at life in Ponyville, and now I have to leave you!” She muttered, “Some host I am.”

“Nonsense, Twily! You’re a Princess now – you have to do what you have to do. Go, I’ll be fine. I promise.”

“Twilight,” Rarity interjected, placing a hoof onto Night Light’s shoulder, earning a jealous glare from Spike, “If it truly bothers you that much, I’ll take the liberty upon myself to show your father around and make sure he’s comfortable,” The unicorn gave Night Light a warm look, “You wouldn’t mind that, would you, Mr. Sparkle?”

“I… uh, n-no! Of course not! Unless that would be too much of a burden on you, Miss Rarity. I wouldn’t want to be a bother.” Night Light stuttered. Rarity didn’t seem to notice, instead brushing him off with a laugh.

“Oh, no bother at all, Mr. Sparkle! It would be my absolute honor to be your hostess while here! Unfortunately I cannot offer you lodgings at my home at Carousel Boutique, but I trust you have a room at the library?” She asked, looking from the stallion to the alicorn.

“Yes, I do.” He stuttered again, not understanding why he felt so nervous. Rarity took her hoof off of his shoulder and clapped once, letting out a squeal.

“Then it’s decided! Twilight dear, you must be off to Canterlot! I wish you the best of luck with whatever griffon thing is going on! Come, Mr. Sparkle! There is much to show you here in our quaint little town!” She tugged him upwards with her magic and started towards the exit. “Like I was saying earlier, thank you all for a wonderful afternoon! Hope you all have a good day! Ta~!” Rarity called, pulling him alongside her. Spike stretched out his hand and opened his mouth, but no words came out.

“Alright, if you’re sure Rares! See ya later everypony! Spike, be good for dad and be sure to get to bed on time. Dad, if Rarity tries to make you model for her, feel free to say no, she won’t mind too much!” Twilight yelled after them as they turned onto the street, Night Light still being held with her magical aura.

“Bye Twily! Have fun in Canterlot!” The father called as Twilight winked out of sight. “Bye girls! It was a pleasure meeting you all!” He waved to the remaining ponies and Spike at the table.

“Now, come along now, Mr. Sparkle. There’s much to see here!” Rarity released him once they were halfway down the street and no longer in sight of the Daisy Café. He stopped momentarily, trying to regain his balance. The unicorn turned back around and looked at him, giving him a quizzical glance. “Mr. Sparkle?”

“Please, Miss Rarity,” He replied, composing himself. “Call me Night Light.”

Chapter Three

A unicorn mare hung her head low, ashamed of her words. Before her, the Prince and Princess shook their heads sadly at her, with the Prince attempting to hide tears. The Princess put a comforting, loving hoof onto her husband’s shoulder in a futile attempt to make him feel better, yet Cadence knew that there was nothing that she could say to ease her dear Shining Armor’s pain.

“I know you might hate me now, but I just wanted to come here and tell you myself. I figured that I owe you at least that.” The mare mumbled, peeking up at Shining Armor through her mane, which had tumbled in front of her face. “If you would rather I leave, I can do so now.”

“N-No, mom. It’s fine…” Shining Armor stuttered, rubbing his eyes and sighing loudly. “It’s just… shocking, I guess is the only word for it.”

“I know that I don’t deserve your trust anymore, son. I just hope you know that I love you so much. Both of you,” She beamed at her daughter-in-law, who returned it with a weak smile of her own. “I don’t know how a mare like me ended up with such wonderful children such as yourselves.” Velvet raised her head as Shining Armor hopped off of his throne and trotted down to the floor, where he embraced his mother in a deep hug.

“I love you too, mom. Nothing you could do would ever change that,” He pulled away, shuffling in place awkwardly, unsure if he should ask the question that was on his mind, “So… what will you do now?” Velvet cocked her head to the side and fixed him with a quizzical look.

“What do you mean, Shiny? What will I do with what?”

“You know!” Shining paused, leaning forward with wide eyes, “You know, where will you go now? Are you gonna move in with this new stallion? Are you two even still together?” The second that the words left his mouth, Shining clamped a hoof over his mouth, and Cadence let out an unimpressed gasp.

“Darling! That’s not appropriate!” The Princess scolded, masking her displeasure with a short, nervous laugh. “Velvet, please. You don’t have to answer that.” Cadence tugged sharply on Shining’s shoulder, pushing him backwards towards the throne. “If there’s anything we can do to help you, please, don’t hesitate to ask. You can stay here in the castle for as long as you would like.”

“Oh, dear, that won’t be necessary!” Velvet immediately perked up. “And don’t worry Shiny; everything is going to be fine! In fact, I’m staying here with him now!” Cadence and Shining exchanged confused looks.

“Him as in...”

“The other stallion, yes.” Velvet clarified, her smile not wavering once. “He offered to let me stay here until this whole divorce finalizes and whatnot! He’s such a sweetheart!” The older mare’s eyes glazed over as she swooned in place at the thought of her stallion. Cadence took a cautious step forward, carefully choosing her words so she wouldn’t overstep her bounds.

“Velvet, are you saying that this stallion lives in the Crystal Empire?” She asked slowly, looking to Shining for support. Velvet snapped back to reality once she heard Cadence speak, and fixed her new daughter with a humorous grin.

“Of course he does! Why do you think I came here in the first place?” Velvet laughed, but immediately realized the way she had worded her statement, and sobered quickly. “I-I meant, of course I came here for you too, Shiny! But it just so happened that my dearest also lives here, and I figured that living with him for a little bit would be the best thing for us until everything normalizes again!”

“I see…” Cadence said slowly, sitting back down on her throne. “Tell me, Velvet, if I’m imposing in any way, but will we get to meet this new boyfriend of yours?” Velvet put a thoughtful hoof to her chin, pondering for a moment.

“Well, I suppose I could formally introduce the three of you, if you really want to. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind personally getting to know his employers!” The older mare laughed heartily, swinging her forearm around her son and nuzzling him. “I think that would be a great idea!”

“Whoa whoa whoa, repeat that? You’re saying that this guy not only lives in my kingdom, but works for us too?” Shining’s mouth hung open, and even Cadence’s eyes were wide and filled with a twinge of worry. Velvet blinked and stared absent mindedly at the two before face-hooving.

“Oh yeah, sorry Shiny! I forgot to mention that detail until now, silly me! Yes, he works here in the palace! In fact, he should be getting off work sometime soon!” Velvet glanced out the window to her left at the slowly setting sun that was disappearing over the horizon. “If you want, I can go find him and bring him here for you two to formally be introduced! I know where he’s stationed.”

“Sure…” Shining started awkwardly, not absolutely sure that he even wanted to meet the new stallion. Cadence wordlessly nodded, and Velvet skipped off with glee down the corridor and turned a corner, disappearing from sight. Shining sighed and went to rest his head on his wife’s shoulder.

“Cady, I don’t know if I should be meeting this new guy…” He informed her quietly, just in case his mother was still in earshot.

“Why not, my darling? While I’m very sorry to hear that she and Night Light are no longer in love, I am still overjoyed to hear that she has found somepony that cares for her, and she cares for in return. I think it will be good for you to meet him and see that there is absolutely nothing for you to worry about!”

“But he works here! What if I’ve been rude to him in the past? What if he and my mom get married and he makes my life into a living Tartarus? What if he hates me because I’ve been rude to him!” Shining’s eyes went wide and his voice dropped to a conspiratorial whisper. “What if he’s gonna do my mom in order to get back at me?”

“Shining!” Cadence interrupted him, shaking his shoulders hard. “That is enough! Whoever your mother has picked to be her new mate, it will be because she loves him, and he treats her right! Stop being so ridiculous! By your logic, one could say that you married me for the sole reason of having more seniority over me than Twilight does. I remember how jealous you got watching me play with her day in and day out,” She exclaimed slyly. “Stop being so childish. I’m sure you’ll get along with him just fine.”

“I guess you’re right… I’m sorry Cady. I’m sure I will like him. He just better be a good stallion – my mom deserves only the best!” He declared, earning a giggle from his wife. “Now then, if I’m not mistaken, the Night Guard will be taking over soon?” He asked. Cadence nodded.

“Yes – and here is the captain now!” The Princess and Prince stood up as their Captain of the Day Guard entered the room, saluted to Shining Armor, and bowed before Cadence.

“Princess Cadenza, Prince Shining Armor, at this time, at six o’clock in the evening, the Day Guard has officially retired.” The newcomer bowed low again and waited.

“You may rise, Flash Sentry. Thank you.” Cadence said gently, nodding her head to him once, a universal sign of respect. Flash Sentry rose, smiled brightly at his rulers, and turned to leave.

“I’m sorry Shiny, I couldn’t find him!” A familiar female voice echoed throughout the hallway, drawing the attention of the three ponies in the room. They all looked as Velvet trotted back towards them, head low, a frown on her face. “I was really looking forward to introducing you two!”

“It’s fine, mom. Some other time, I suppose.” Shining shrugged as he went to wave Flash Sentry off, but he found that the stallion wasn’t looking at him. “Captain? You’re dismissed.”

“Oh, thank you, sir!” Flash suddenly snapped his gaze back to Shining, saluting quickly, before trotting over to Velvet with a big grin on his face. “Velvet!” Velvet’s head shot up at the sound of her name. “Velvie, what are you doing here?”

“Oh, Flashy! I was just looking for you! I wanted to formally introduce you to my son and daughter-in-law! I’m sure you already know them as Princess Cadenza and Prince Shining Armor, but today, they are simply Cadence and Shiny!” Velvet trotted up to the throne and nuzzled Shining’s horrified face in an embarrassing, motherly fashion. “Say hello, Shiny!”

“I…”

“Wha…”

“Oh my…” Were the only noises to be heard. Shining was glad that Flash seemed to be as shocked and speechless as he himself was. Velvet still beamed with pride, and Cadence coughed awkwardly.

“Velvie, I had no clue… you’re the mother of… Oh sweet Celestia!” Flash stuttered, finding it difficult to form coherent words. His eyes were as big as saucers, and though he himself was no small stallion, he felt positively tiny under the sharp, angry glare of his Prince. “Prince Shining Armor-“

“Shiny.” Velvet enunciated, reminding him that formalities were not needed.

“Prince Shining Armor, I had no clue that I was starting a romantic relationship with your mother… had I known-“

“Enough!” Shining interjected, furiously rubbing his eyes and resting on his wife. “That’s enough for today. I need to go lie down.” Without another word, Shining stood and stomped out of the room, head low as he shook his mane back and forth. Cadence stretched out her hoof after him, but put it down once she saw him leave. She turned back to her two subjects standing before her, Flash still stunned and Velvet still beaming.

“It was a pleasure to meet your new boyfriend, Velvet, but I must go calm down my husband.” She said, putting on a fake, obviously forced smile. Flash Sentry squeezed his eyes shut, his coat more red than orange.

“Of course, of course, Cadence. You go talk to him – he always did overreact to things like this when he was younger… that boy is so silly!” Velvet laughed as she stroked Flash’s mane affectionately. “We should be off. But how would the two of you like to join us for dinner tomorrow evening? It would be a wonderful opportunity for you three to get to know each other better!”

“Velvie, I don’t know if that’s such a good idea…” Flash mumbled, brushing her hoof off of his head. “They’re the Prince and Princess, I’m sure they’re very busy-“

“Oh, nonsense Flash! Of course they’ll join us, won’t you Cadence?” Velvet cooed, nuzzling the stallion beside her. Cadence squeezed her eyes shut and nodded frantically.

“Yes, of course Velvet. Whatever you want. Now please, I must be off.” The Princess declared, standing up and already showing herself out. Her two hoofmaidens that perpetually stood near her at all times rushed to her side wordlessly, ready to serve her in any ways possible. The Princess followed the path her husband took, feeling almost equally as distressed as he did.

“Oh, alright Cadence! We’ll be at Casanova’s tomorrow at eight! Hope you two can make it!”

Cadence knew that tomorrow at eight, her life was about to get very, very miserable.

Author's Note

Who called it? nemryn did.

Chapter Four

“And that there’s the Quills and Sofas store, it’s run by Davenport – oh, he’s such a nice guy. He’s always saying hello to everypony that passes by!”

“Well hey there, Rarity! Hello to you too, sir! Fine day we’re having, isn’t it?” The tan earth pony proprietor called out the door, waving to Rarity and Night Light. Both returned the wave, and Night Light felt a sense of community that he had not ever felt in his life.

“Wow Rarity, I had no clue that Ponyville was so nice! I would have come to visit Twily a lot more if I had known it was like this! It’s just so different from Canterlot! I mean, aside from the obvious reasons.” He looked from his own horn to Rarity’s, noticing that it was thin and very beautifully spiraled.

“Oh? How so? Aside from the obvious.” She asked, laughing. The sound was angelic.

“Well, everypony in Canterlot just… sticks to themselves. They have their group of friends, or family, or whatever, and they don’t let anypony else in. Here… everypony is so friendly! You really feel welcome! Remind me later to tell the Mayor what a fantastic little town she has.” Night Light smiled at Rarity’s smile.

“I shall. I’m glad to hear that you like it. We here in Ponyville strive for excellence! Oh, and over here, you’ll see the hospital. Doctor Stable runs it, he’s truly amazing. Though I’d watch out for some of the nurses there – especially that nasty Coldheart mare, she really lives up to her name! And here is the last stop on our journey, and might I say, my favorite building here in town,” Rarity ran forward and threw her forearms into the air theatrically, “The chic, unique and magnifique… Carousel Boutique!” To Night Light, the building in particular wasn’t anything special or amazing, at least on the outside. While it was a little more decorated than some of the other plainer places that he had seen around town, nothing about it jumped out at him, but he still smiled wide at Rarity’s enthusiasm.

“Wow, alright… Carousel Boutique. It’s a… dress shop, then?” He hazarded a guess. Rarity placed her arms back on the ground and started to walk towards the door.

“Oh, much more than just a dress shop, my dear. Here, my artistic freedom is… free! Free to do whatever it pleases! Dresses, suits, accessories… anything that one’s heart could dream up, I can create!” She squealed with delight. Night Light raised a humored eyebrow.

“I see. Well, why don’t you show me some of your stuff? Twily told me that you might want me to model for you, or that you would volunteer to make me a suit when I met you-“

“Oh my goodness!” Rarity interrupted, running back to Night Light, grabbing his face, and bringing her own muzzle uncomfortably – or rather, comfortably – close. “You are so right, my darling! I apologize for not offering sooner! I was so caught up in listening to your charming stories of Canterlot that I completely forgot!” The mare looked like she was about to have a panic attack. Night Light gently pushed the unicorn back down and concealed a laugh.

“Don’t worry, Rarity. I understand. If it wouldn’t be too much trouble, I wouldn’t say no to a couple of new suits. Most of the ones I have now, I’ve worn to various occasions already…” He hesitated, biting his lower lip hard, and Rarity noticed a tear. “Occasions that I went to with Velvie.”

“Oh, my darling!” Rarity moved in, hugging him tightly. “Do not think such awful thoughts, please! Come along now, hurry inside – I’ll make you a new suit on the spot! You can help me design it and everything! Does that sound alright?” Her eyes were wide and hopeful, and her smile almost faltered when Night Light didn’t react. But his face visibly eased after a few moments, and he nodded.

“That sounds spectacular. Thank you, Rarity.” The pair resumed their walking, and Night Light could swear that Rarity’s eyelids lowered in a seductive manner ever-so-slightly.

“Think nothing of it, darling. Please, let’s go inside.” Night Light swung the door open with his magic, and bowed his head low.

“After you, Madame.”

~~~~~~~~~~

“Now, stop it with the overreactin’, Spike! Your dad wouldn’t do somethin’ like that, especially so soon after he separated from your mom. You’re bein’ silly.” Applejack scolded, shaking her head. “I don’t even know how you got that idea in your head. Your dad, hittin’ on Rarity?” The three remaining mares at the table laughed as Pinkie Pie smacked Spike playfully on the back, earning a pained oof from him.

“Yeah Spike! I mean, just because Rarity has a thing for older upper class, rich, kind and sweet, noble stallions that know how to treat a lady doesn’t mean that she’s gonna go out with him!” The pink earth pony laughed even louder than before, smacking the table with one hoof. Applejack didn’t think it was possible, but Spike deflated even more.

“Pinkie,” She said plainly, fixing her with a glare. “You ain’t helpin’.”

“Oh Spike, I believe that I know Rarity better than anypony else here does – n-no offense to you girls – and I do not think that she would ever date one of her best friend’s fathers. It’s just not like her… besides…” Fluttershy’s voice dropped to an even lower whisper, “She has a thing for Fancy Pants.”

“So THAT’S’S why she was so interested in him when Night Light mentioned his name!” Pinkie’s eyes went conspiratorially wide for a fleeting moment before she started grinning and squeezed her eyes shut again, looking as happy as can be, “Either that, or she’s just got the hots for your dad!”

“Pinkie Pie!” Applejack grumbled again, clearly not pleased with their friend, “That’s enough outta you! Poor Spike here looks like he’s on the verge of tears!” Sure enough, the dragon was obviously fighting back his feelings as he hung his head low. “You gonna be okay, sugarcube? You want us to take ya back home?”

“Nah, it’s fine, I guess… I’ll just walk there myself.” He mumbled, getting up and turning to leave without looking at their concerned faces. “Thanks for lunch, girls. I’ll talk to ya later.” Spike started walking. Fluttershy, Pinkie and Applejack exchanged worried glances with each other.

“Okay sugarcube, if you’re sure. Call us if ya need anything, we’ll be there in a jiffy.” Applejack called with a frown.

“Bye Spike… sorry I couldn’t be of more help…” Fluttershy whispered, her face hidden behind a sheet of pink hair.

“See ya! Try not to think about how your one true love might soon be your stepmom!” Pinkie hollered, waving frantically at his back. Applejack noticed the dragon go rigid for a second before taking another shaky step forward.

The last thing that Spike heard before he got out of earshot was Applejack scolding Pinkie for saying such harsh things, and Pinkie retorting with mentioning that she was only speaking the truth.

~~~~~~~~~~

“Now, do you have any particular colors in mind for your garment?” Rarity asked as she whisked around her shop, pulling out various sewing equipment, threads and fabrics. “Oh, and what about cloth, do you prefer silk or velve-“ She immediately stopped and put a cautious hoof to her mouth at Night Light’s sudden slumped posture. “I-I’m sorry, I forgot-“

“It’s fine,” Night Light interrupted, waving her off and putting on a fake smile. “The word is still a word, even if it is the name of my,” He swallowed hard, “Ex-wife. Silk is fine. I like how smooth it feels on my coat.” Rarity nodded and began slinking towards him, fabrics and needles in tow.

“Smooth indeed, I love the feeling of silk pyjamas on a Sunday morning. Then again, who doesn’t?” The unicorn giggled as she began taking Night Light’s measurements. The stallion noticed how close she got to him to take them, and strangely enough, he didn’t mind it one bit. Silence overtook the studio as Rarity moved in front of him, taking chest measurements. “Now then, you never answered the question about the colors. Do you have a preference in mind?” When he was silent for a moment, Rarity gazed up at him questioningly. “Darling?”

“Oh, huh, what?” Night Light snapped back from staring in the mirror –and the nicely shaped rear that was staring back at him – to looking at the owner of said nicely shaped rear. “What was it that you were saying?” Rarity didn’t reply, instead turning around and looking at herself in the mirror – and noticing, almost embarrassingly, that her nicely shaped rear was poised high in the air. She immediately straightened, coughing awkwardly and smoothing down her mane.

“Um, I-I was asking about colors…” She started, her white face being overtaken by a red blush.

“Oh, whatever you think is best… I’ll trust your judgement… what… do you think would go good with my color?” Night Light smiled awkwardly, showing a bit too much teeth and not enough sincerity. He was mortified with himself that he was caught staring at the flanks of his daughter’s friend.

“Oh, well I think that perhaps a royal purple… or maybe a dark gray tinged with yellow. That would look splendid!” Rarity seemingly forgot all about the awkward mishap and trotted away from him to pull out some gray and yellow fabrics. “You know, I am so glad that you came to visit here! None of the other girls are ever up for modelling! And they almost always refuse me when I offer to make them a dress!”

“I’m glad I came to visit too. Even if Twily couldn’t stay, I’m still honored that I got to meet her friends. I’m especially honored that I was able to spend my day with the Element of Generosity herself.” Night Light was rigid and nearly sweating once the words left his mouth as he waited a moment for her to reply. That moment felt like a lifetime to him, but all his fears seemed to melt away as he saw a smile trying to hide itself on her face. As Rarity's back was turned away from him, Night Light's horn lit up.

“Oh please, darling! You’re the father of a Prince and Princess! Spending time with little old me is nothing special!”

“Oh, I beg to differ, Rarity! You’re absolutely special! I could think of nopony else that I would rather spend my time with than the most beautiful unicorn in town,” He stepped off of the pedestal that she had placed him on earlier and started sauntering over to her. His horn stopped glowing. Rarity didn’t move a muscle.

“B-But I’m just Rarity… I’m one of Twilight’s best friends…” Rarity stuttered, trying to think clearly. Night Light hesitated at the mention of his daughter’s name, and he fought the urge to turn tail and run away, ashamed of himself for thinking of such a beautiful, pure mare like her in such a way. Ashamed, and a little bit thrilled.

“N-Night Light, honestly,” Rarity scolded gently as she hid her face a bit, but even as she did, Night Light could see her growing blush and growing smile. He had something of his own growing as well.

“Rarity, please tell me if I’m being too forward, but I would like to take you back to my room at Twilight’s library and do terrible, unmentionable things to you.” Night Light covered the distance between them, his eyes wide as he searched her face. Shock and surprise were, obviously, the most prevalent of her visible emotions, but he could see, deep underneath, a carnal wanting was fighting to get out.

“Darling, I-I don’t know about this-“ Rarity hesitated. “We’ve only just truly met… it wouldn’t be appropriate in the slightest…”

“Rarity.” He put a hoof to her lips, stopping her from speaking further. “I know that what I am asking is completely immoral and inappropriate, and if word got out, two of my children would be very upset with me. But I’m going to be frank… Rarity, in the last six months, Velvet has withheld all womanly pleasures from me, and since seeing you and your nicely shaped rear, I can’t help but to think about being with you.” Rarity almost thought that he was joking, but the serious, determined look on his face told her that he wasn’t. She laughed nervously as she pawed the ground, weighing her options.

On one hoof, she could go with him, experience pleasures that she had never experienced before, and possibly start a beautiful, strange new relationship with a wealthy, experienced, handsome stallion who obviously had feelings for her and could probably fulfill her every desire.

On the other hoof, she could stay here in lonely solitude all evening long and watch as Sweetie Belle wrecked her home with her two friends.

Rarity didn’t have to be asked twice. She lunged at Night Light, not caring that her beloved, expensive fabrics tumbled onto the messy ground, and her lips met their mark. The two stayed connected for a long time until Night Light pulled away, gasping for air.

“Let’s go,” He ordered, turning and trotting to the door. Rarity took a brief moment to squeal with delight before skipping happily after him eagerly.

~~~~~~~~~~

Spike swung open the library door, sighing loudly to himself. He had managed not to cry in front of the girls, but he wasn’t so sure that he could hold back the waterworks when he was alone. The baby dragon walked to the windows and pulled the blinds shut, sending shadows into every corner of the room. He hung up the “Closed” sign on the front door afterwards just to be safe. Spike slumped down in one of the multiple library reading chairs and placed his head in his hands, letting the first few tears fall down.

“What am I gonna do?” He moaned sadly, thinking of his lost love, the most beautiful unicorn in the land, in the arms of another man. “There’s no hope for me now, I should just-“ Spike stopped, hearing a familiar voice outside the library door.

“Oh perfect, Spike put up the closed sign before he left. Now we won’t be disturbed.”

“Rarity?” Spike thought to himself, standing up and moving closer to the door. All of a sudden, it swung open, startling the baby dragon and causing him to jump backwards, directly into one of the shadows.

“Excellent. I don’t want any interruptions.” Another manlier voice growled seductively. Spike’s innocent, virgin eyes went wide at the sight of his father and his true love locking lips, the door slamming shut behind them due to Night Light’s magic. The two nearly fell over on the ground as they tripped over each other’s legs, neither wanting to let the other go. “You don’t know how long I’ve waited for this.”

“I agree darling; there is absolutely nothing that could ruin this for us… except for-“ Rarity looked up and around as she heard a loud thump near them. Her sharp eyes scanned the library for a fallen book, or something of the nature, when they finally rested on a short figure lying rigid and unconscious on the ground to their right. Night Light peered up to see what she was looking at, and both stallion and mare yelled the same thing at the same time;

“SPIKE?!”

Author's Note

Hohoho, layin' on the sauce.

Chapter Five

“I promise you, dear, it won’t be that bad.” Cadence lied through her teeth as she took off the pearl necklace that Shining had given her and putting on gold chain instead. It accented her rose colored dress that she had donned just for the occasion. “Casanova’s is a wonderful restaurant, and I’m sure we’ll have a great time.” The Princess cocked her head as she adjusted the gold bracelet around her left foreleg.

“I don’t wanna go.” Shining grumbled, sitting on his hind legs and crossing his arms defensively, his lower lip stuck out in a pout. “It’s gonna be terrible.” Despite the situation she was in, Cadence couldn’t help but to grin at the adorable sight of her husband in a dashing tuxedo, whining like a child.

“I know it’s shocking, my love, but did you think that your mother was going to stay single forever? Of course she’s going to find somepony new to treat her right. I, for one, am happy for her.” Cadence smiled brightly, which made Shining’s frown recede just slightly.

“I knew that she wasn’t going to be single forever Cady… hay, I knew that she was probably gonna get with this new guy! But she’s dating my subordinate! Do you not see how weird that is?!” Shining felt like banging his head against a wall in frustration.

“Of course I do, dear,” Cadence moved in and nestled Shining’s head against her chest, letting him feel her heartbeat and her breaths. “But this is for your mother, not you. You have to let go of those negative emotions, my love. Think about how you would feel if Twilight hated me just because I was marrying you.” She let a moment pass in order to let her words sink in. “It wouldn’t feel very nice, would it?” Silence.

“No…” Shining finally answered, his voice muffled by her pink coat and dress. “I guess not. I still don’t like it though.”

“You don’t have to like it, my love. You just have to accept it.”

~~~~~~~~~~

“Flash, there’s no need to be nervous. Cady and Shiny will love you! Trust me,” The older mare pinched Flash’s cheeks as she whispered, earning a blush from him, “Who wouldn’t love this cutesie little face?” Flash let her linger a moment longer before brushing off her hooves, shaking his head back and forth.

“Velvie, it’s not ‘Cady and Shiny’ I’m worried about! It’s my boss, Shining Armor, and his wife – and might I add, my princess – Cadenza, that I’m worried about! This is one hundred percent inappropriate! What will the other guards think?!” Flash waited a moment as he processed what he just said, “Oh sweet Celestia, what will the other guards think?!”

“Keep your voice down Flashy, we’re in a restaurant,” Velvet gently reminded him, “And what are you talking about? What will they think?” Flash turned to the mare, a horrified look in his eyes.

“Isn’t it obvious? They’re gonna think that I only started dating you to get close to Prince Shining! They’re gonna think that I did it to get a raise, or get closer to him, or… or something!” Flash Sentry was nearly hyperventilating, and Velvet was fixing him with an unimpressed glare.

“Honestly Flash, you’re acting like a child. Nopony is going to think that about you. After all, you didn’t even realize that I was Shiny’s mom, and I’ve been dating you for six months!” At this, Flash took a sharp intake of air – and slowly released it a few seconds afterwards.

“You’re right – you’re completely right, Velvie. I am being ridiculous. I didn’t even think about that.” He nodded slowly, mulling over her words. “You’re absolutely right.” So lost in thought he was, that Flash didn’t even notice when Velvet stood up and started waving her forearms frantically in the air.

“Shiny! Cady! We’re over here! Flashy and I are here!” Velvet hollered, drawing the attention of the two royals – as well as everypony else in the restaurant – to her location. Shining and Cadence shyly made their way through the crowd, trying to avoid the awkward, awe-struck stares as they took their seats. “I’m so glad that you two could make it! How are you doing?” Velvet asked in a quieter tone once they had sat down and most of the stares had been averted.

“We’re doing very well, thank you, Velvet.” Cadence replied with a smile. “It was very kind of you to invite us along for dinner.”

“Oh pish, my dear! It was the least I could do!” Velvet laughed. Cadence merely nodded, and both mares turned to their stallions, subtly punching them in the ribs in order to make them speak. Flash and Shining looked at each other awkwardly, and without the others knowledge, both were sweating profusely.

“So uh… Flash… how long you, uh, been working in the guard?” Shining said after a few unpleasantly painful moments. Flash swallowed hard before speaking.

“Well, uh, about eight years, I think? As, um, Princess Cadenza could probably tell you, I worked for Her Highness, Princess Celestia, for a long time until I was t-transferred over to the Crystal Empire a year and a half ago.” Flash mumbled quickly. Shining nodded slowly, pursing his lips, and silence overtook the table again. The only break in said silence was Cadence coughing.

“What was that, dear?” Velvet looked up as Cadence lowered her hoof. “Did you say something?”

“Hm, me?” Cadence’s eyes were slightly wider than normal, “No, no, I didn’t.”

“Oh, okay.” Stillness took them once more, but was mercifully broken quickly by an uptight looking crystal waiter in a spiffy pressed tuxedo.

“My Princess, Mi Amore Cadenza, and Prince Shining Armor, might I say what an absolute pleasure it is having you dine at our establishment this fine, beautiful evening.” The waiter started, bowing his head low to the two. Cadence and Shining returned the gesture. “May the Goddess bless you with many healthy, beautiful foals in the years to come.”

“Ah-ah-ah-ah!” Shining tried to interrupt him, but it was too late. The words were said, and in seeing Velvet’s perked up ears, Shining knew that he was too late.

“Speaking of foals, when are you two going to give me some grandkids?” Velvet leaned forward, glaring at them through half lidded eyes. Shining facehooved, a flush spreading across his features.

“Mom, we’ve been over this! You’ll get them when Cadence and I have discussed it. We’re not ready yet!”

“Well you’ve been married for nearly two years, Shiny,” Velvet scolded, pursing her lips, “If you’re not ready soon, you might never be ready! I don’t see why you’re not listening to me!”

“You don’t get a say, mother!” Shining matched his voice to hers despite Cadence’s protests, “If you’re not the one having the foals, you don’t get a say!” Velvet sighed before grinning slyly at Flash.

“Well then, maybe Flash and I will have foals of our own!” Velvet ignored Flash’s horrified gasp, “How would you like that, Shiny? A new baby brother or sister to help me look after? I’m sure Twily wouldn’t mind!” The older mare grabbed Flash around his neck and pulled him closer as he started hyperventilating again. “What do you say to that?”

“Mom! We are not discussing this any further! Ugh!” Shining put his hooves over his ears and squeezed his eyes shut, “Bad, bad, bad mental images!”

“Why Shiny? If you’re not going to give me the little foals that I want, then I’ll have them myself!”

“Velvie!” Flash yelped, pulling away and shaking his head frantically, “No! No no no! This is weird! I’m not discussing having children while my boss is at the table!”

“Why not, Flashy? I told you, today, Shiny is not your boss. He is my son, and Cadence is my daughter-in-law. There’s no need to be so formal!”

“I have to be formal, Velvie, I didn’t even know that you were Prince Shining Armor’s mother until yesterday! And I am not speaking of children in the presence of the ever gracious Princess Cadenza!” Flash looked to Cadence, who was just staring down at the table cloth. “I am so, so sorry, my Princess. I don’t know what has come over Velvet tonight.”

“What’s come over me? We’re talking about what Shining’s not coming into! I’m not getting any younger here, honestly!”

“Mom. You’re really not as old as you think you are. You said it yourself; you’re still young enough to have kids of your own!”

“That doesn’t mean that I actually will though!”

“Velvet? Shining?” Cadence interjected softly, her eyes never once leaving the table. She bit her lower lip as she tried to smile politely.

“And why would you even want kids with this guy?!” Shining pointed an accusing hoof to Flash, “He’s not even that good looking! And I bet he’s lousy in bed!”

“Hey! Don’t bring my bedroom skills into this!” Flash retorted, a little louder than intended. Cadence noticed painfully that the rest of the ponies were starting to stare again.

“Boys please, keep it down. We’re in a classy establishment.” The Princess put a hoof on her husband’s shoulder, trying to get him to calm down. “Now, as I was saying-“

“How did you even meet my mom anyways?! Did you know that you’re the reason why they got a divorce?!” Shining stood up, yelling. “If it wasn’t for you and your overly spiked mane, they would still be together!”

“Shining Armor Sparkle!” Velvet roared, “I cannot believe you! Why are you being so childish?!”

“ME, mom?! I’M being childish?!” Shining’s eyes were wide with exasperation, “You’re the one dating somepony whose twenty years younger than you!”

“Shining, please,” Cadence was nearly at her wits end, “If you would just-“

“Why does that matter, Shiny?! Age is just a number! Flash is a mature, handsome stallion, and I’m pretty sure that I’m old enough to be able to choose who I want to date!”

“Well obviously you chose wrong! Do you know how embarrassing this will be for me when the rest of my guard finds out that my subordinate is dating my mother?!”

“Why should it affect you at all, Shiny?! You’re not a part of this! Stop acting like you are! This is my life, and my relationship, and you’re not a part of this!”

“Oh, big words coming from a mare, who not five minutes ago, was telling me that she has a say in when I have foals!” Shining scoffed, grinning inside. Velvet just shook her head, visibly upset.

“You know-“

“STOP!” Cadence yelled, slamming her hooves on the table and standing up, giving the three angry glares. “Will you three stop bickering like children and stop?!”

“Cady, I-“

“No, be quiet Shining!” Cadence snapped, batting his hoof away. “This entire time, the three of you have been arguing over something so petty and small, and I haven’t been able to get two words in!” She sat down again, smoothing her rumpled dress. “Now, if you would kindly be quiet for about thirty seconds, may I be permitted to say what I want to say?”

“Of course, Princess Cadenza… I apologize.” Flash mumbled, lowering his head in shame. Cadence sighed and nodded.

“Thank you. Now then,” She turned to her right and looked at the waiter standing awe-struck and speechless, “I would like a red wine and the vegetable bouillabaisse.” At a look back to her table, and the three blushing, ashamed faces, she turned back to the waiter and added with a deadpan voice;

“On second thought, make the wine a hard cider.”

~~~~~~~~~~

“That literally could not have gone worse.” Shining groaned as he collapsed onto their bed, covering his eyes with his hooves. “I don’t see how that could have gone any worse.”

“Of course it could have gone worse dear, it’s not like you insulted your mother’s new boyfriend and told her what a big mistake she’s making,” Cadence fixed Shining with an unimpressed glare, “Oh wait, you did do all those things.”

“Cady, please, spare me the lecture. I know I messed up. I just can’t stand the thought of those two together!” Shining swung himself up and off the bed, and started pacing around the room. “I have to do something!”

“Well what can you do, darling? Try and get your mom and dad back together?” She said with a playful smirk. “What else is there?” Cadence looked over as Shining was silent.

“Cady, that’s actually a pretty good idea!” Shining exclaimed, jumping in the air and beaming. “That’s a brilliant idea, actually!”

“Oh no, no it’s not.” Cadence grabbed his shoulders and shook her husband hard, “No it’s not. Shining Armor, you are not interfering with her relationship!”

“Cady, do you really want my mother, the mare who nags and complains at us to have foals all the time, living in the Crystal Kingdom? Practically right next door to us?” Cadence bit her lip, thinking. “Do you really want my mom in the castle all day, distracting us and embarrassing us?”

“Well…”

“Do you really want Flash to become your step-father-in-law?”

“I suppose not…”

“Exactly!” Shining clapped his hooves together and resumed his pacing. “Me and her can go on a little… outing, you could say. I could apologize to her and invite her to dinner, just the two of us. And dad could just mysteriously show up! And we can set up a romantic atmosphere for them, and they would fall back in love!”

“Hold on there, darling,” Cadence interrupted, holding up a hoof, “I am not a part of this. This is all on you. I’m not the one with the problem with Flash. You are. You can do this on your own. I won’t stop you, but I’m not going to help you.”

“Fair enough,” Shining mumbled, nodding his head slowly. “I can get other ponies to help, though… maybe Twily! Yeah, Twily would help! I bet she would love to see mom and dad back together!”

“Are you sure that you really want to do this, Shining? Meddling in the affairs of love is a dangerous place to tread…”

“Of course I have to do this, Cady! These are my parents we’re talking about! Between me and Twily, we’re bound to come up with an idea so romantic, that those two will have no choice but to fall back in love!”

“And how do you plan on contacting Twilight about your little plan?” Cadence asked as she sat down, feeling exhausted. Shining laughed heartily at her.

“Why my dear, that’s easy!” The stallion stood up tall, stretching his forearm out in a salute, before bellowing, “Cadence, take a letter!”

“Excuse me?” Cadence asked, raising an eyebrow. “You want me to what?” Shining visibly deflated.

“It means ‘write this down’. Come on, Cady, Twily says this all the time!”

‘No, I know that-“

“Cadence, take a letter! 'Dear Princess Twilight, today I learned that our mother has found another certain special somepony, somepony that you might remember from your last visit here…'”

Cadence resisted the urge to facehoof as she pulled out a quill and scroll and began writing.

Chapter Six

“Well, I hope I don’t have to go through something like that again for a while.” Twilight flung her castle bedroom door shut and collapsed onto her bed. Her crown rolled off her head carelessly and rested near her pillows as she let out a sigh of relief. It had been two days of long, hard work negotiating with the griffons, who thought they were being undercut in one of their trade deals, but in the end, the three alicorns pulled through, and it was Luna who came up with a better deal, one which clearly benefitted both parties. Twilight was just about to roll over and claim her much-earned sleep when a knock at the door interrupted her.

“What is it?” Twilight called out, trying to make her voice sound pleasant. A muffled response answered her, one which she could not make out. She waited a few moments before huffing and getting up to open the door. “What was that?” A crystal messenger stood at the door, who bowed quickly when he saw her.

“I apologize, Your Highness, I am under orders to deliver you this message from His Highness, The Crystal Prince Shining Armor. He has marked it as urgent and has informed me that it is for your eyes only.”

“Oh my gosh!” Twilight gasped, levitating the rolled scroll from the messengers open saddlebag and nodding to him.
“Thank you, sir. You’ve done well. Be seated in the lobby and get the servants to bring you something to eat and drink. You’ve earned a rest.” The messenger nodded gratefully and his limbs relaxed as he turned and began his walk down the hallway to the lobby. Eagerly, Twilight closed the door behind her and unrolled the scroll, sitting down on her bed. Her eyes scanned the page rapidly, then slowly as she re-read the letter. “Huh?”

Dear Princess Twilight,

Today I learned that our mother has found another certain special somepony, somepony that you might remember from your last visit here. That certain special somepony is somepony that I did not approve of for you, and is somepony that I do not approve of for our mother. I have devised a plan – a plan that literally has no possible flaws – to break up mom and Flash Sentry, and get her back with dad, before she has the chance to have foals with him, as she threatened that she would. Please respond to me via. letter if you are interested in assisting me in this endeavor. I am certain that you are as eager to see mom and dad back together as I am.

Your Loving BBBFF,

Shining Armor.

“WHAT?!” Twilight yelped, dropping the letter in anger. “My MOTHER is dating my ex-coltfriend?!” The new Princess felt like stomping angrily on her brother’s letter, but refrained from doing so. “I can’t believe her! ARG!”

“Twilight?” Twilight heard a gentle, serene voice that she had heard so many times in her life. Turning, Twilight hung her head and sighed. She didn’t know why, but her former mentor’s voice always had the ability to calm those around her.

“Yes, Celestia?” Twilight asked, taking deep breaths. “Is there something I can help you with? Are the griffons not satisfied with the new deal?”

“No, Twilight. I heard you shouting. Is everything alright?” Celestia entered Twilight’s bedroom and wrapped her wing around her in a motherly fashion. “You know that you can tell me anything.”

“I know, Princess. I’m sorry for disturbing you. I just got a letter from my brother, which included some… less than desirable things.” Twilight looked up to Celestia, and saw that the older Princess was staring between the letter and her with wide, flustered eyes.

"What kind of things?" She asked slowly. Twilight shook her head sadly and looked off into the corner of the room.

"Some things that I'm not too happy to see, or hear. My brother said some things that I never thought I would hear out of his mouth... or anypony's mouth, to be exact." Celestia blinked a few times at Twilight's words.

“Twilight Sparkle, you are aware that the Crystal Kingdom Empire is still a part of Equestria, correct?”

“O-Of course…” Twilight stuttered, wondering what had brought about that question.

“And you are aware that incestuous relationships are one hundred percent illegal across every corner of Equestria, correct?” Twilight stared wide eyed at her mentor.

“Of course it is, Celestia! Everypony knows that! Why would you ask me that?” Twilight asked, feeling a little bit disgusted at even the thought of being a part of an incestuous relationship with one of her family members. Her eyes fell on the discarded letter that was lying on the floor. “Wait a second, did you think…”

“I’m overreacting again, aren’t I?” Celestia realized her folly and chuckled to herself. “I apologize. I should have asked to see the letter before I jumped to conclusions. You merely stated that the letter held undesirable things, and I though the worst of it. If you can believe it, it's not the first time that something like that has happened, so I just assumed...” To the untrained eye, Celestia’s face held no blush, but to Twilight, who had been around her mentor for her entire life, could see a twinge of red hidden beneath her white face.

“I got word from Shining saying that my mother is seeing a stallion that I myself used to date,” The younger alicorn hung her head. “It feels so unfair to me, Celestia. Flash broke up with me, and now my mother gets to go out with him? Like, what the hay?!” Twilight’s own use of such curse words surprised even her, but she was so flustered that it didn’t matter. If Celestia was offended by such terms, she didn’t show it.

“Now my student, I know that you must feel angry, or upset, or maybe even a little jealous,” Celestia rested her head on top of Twilight’s in a loving fashion. “But there is nothing you can do about it except for merely telling your dear mother how you feel, and hope that she will understand.”

“But my mom has always been this way! She’ll do things behind my back, and when I tell her that it makes me mad, she’ll apologize and promise not to do it again, but then a week later, it’s all ‘oh, sorry Twilight, I donated all your books to the school without telling you, whoops!’” Twilight ground her teeth together. “Do you have any idea how infuriating that is?!”

“Of course I do,” Celestia cooed gently, smiling in a nostalgic way. “I do have a little sister, you know. And we weren’t always so old and wise as we are today.” At that, Twilight glanced upwards at the older Princess.

“You mean, you and Luna used to get into fights and stuff too?”

“Of course we did! Obviously, the biggest fight that we’ve gotten into happened approximately 1005 years ago, but Luna has always been on the receiving end of my pranks, and I on hers. Though I must say, she’s a little rusty after being gone for so long.” She added with a wink. “But back to the matter on hoof: would you rather I leave, so you may meditate on the letter?”

“I think so, if it’s not too much to ask,” Twilight smiled sadly. “It’s a lot to take in at once. I had no clue that my mother was seeing somepony else. Thank you for the advice though, Celestia. It’s always wonderful to hear your opinions on a topic.”

“And it’s always wonderful knowing that there’s somepony around to listen to my advice. Do not hesitate to call for me if you need anything else, my dear Twilight. I’m always here for you.” The two alicorns exchanged hugs and a brief nuzzle before Celestia stood and took her leave. Twilight watched her go, and when her door was finally shut, she picked up the letter and re-read it yet again. After a few minutes in solitude, Twilight stood and walked over to her desk to pull out a pad of crisp, Canterlot stationary, and a pen. She desperately wished that she had Spike around to send a letter directly to Shining, but a messenger would have to do.

Dear Prince Shining Armor,

It was just wonderful to learn of my mother dating my ex-coltfriend. Even more wonderfully it was to learn that you had a plan to break the two of them up. While I would normally be 100% behind this endeavor, I cannot assist you in such a thing, as I feel that it would put a stain on my otherwise spotless conscious. I wish you the best of luck, however, and while I cannot help you, I secretly hope that you succeed.

Your Morally Correct LSBFF,

Princess Twilight Sparkle.

“There! Now, to find that messenger so he can take it back to Shiny.” Twilight thought aloud as she walked slowly over to the door, rolling up the parchment as she went. Careful not to put any wrinkles or creases in it, she folded it under her wing and went to open the door. Yet just as she was outstretching her hoof to swing it open, a swirl of green fire came through her open window, and a scroll landed ungracefully at her hooves. “What’s this? A letter?” Sure enough, the rolled up paper contained the unmistakable mark of the Golden Oaks Library. Twilight quickly unrolled it, frowning. She had told Spike not to contact her while she was away on business unless it was a serious problem.

Twilight,

Dad kissed Rarity after you left. Rarity kissed dad back. Send help. Preferably in tissue form. We’re all out.

Spike.

The page was marked at the bottom by a few little tear stains, and for a few brief moments, Twilight couldn’t speak. She thought that Shining’s letter had surprised her, but Spike’s took the cake – as well as everything else in the bakery. For a minute, the alicorn considered the possibility of Spike lying, or misconstruing a few details – he had a tendency of jumping to conclusions.

“Just like a certain Princess I know.” Twilight thought grimly. Yet something in the letter indicated that her number one assistant wasn’t lying. She looked up at the ceiling and closed her eyes, briefly imagining her father, her dear, pure, kind father, kissing one of her best friends – kissing, among other rigorous activities. Twilight nearly gagged as she shook the mental image out of her head. She lifted up her right wing and allowed her reply to Shining drop out from under it.

“What is with my parents right now?!” Twilight muttered angrily as she flung open her desk drawer with her magic and brought over the paper and pen again, scribbling a new letter for her brother rapidly. Her eyes only scanned over the letter once for spelling and grammatical errors before she nodded firmly to herself, ran out the bedroom door without closing it after her, and down to the lobby where she had told the crystal messenger to go.

~~~~~~~~~~

Nowhere in the Golden Oaks Library could a baby dragon be found. Instead, one very sad looking pony – an older stallion – could be found, sitting shamefully in silence. In fact, nowhere in Ponyville could a baby dragon be found. Yet if one were to go to the eastern border of the Everfree Forest, on the right side of the river, the side with the extensive apple orchard on it, a baby dragon could be found, looking sorrowfully at his own pitiful expression in the water.

Spike had been sitting there for what felt like days, but in reality, was probably only a few hours. The only times that he had moved from his spot were to run to Fluttershy’s cottage for the night, which was mercifully located near Sweet Apple Acres. The timid pegasus was kind enough to let him sleep at her home for as long as he needed to, and he graciously accepted her offer. He hadn’t said a word, and he hadn’t even flinched when he thought he heard movements coming from the dark forest nearby. He just gazed into his reflection’s wet eyes and wept some more. The rustling of nearby trees grew louder, but he didn’t care. He just cried some more, as he had been doing for hours. Spike knew that he was almost out of tears, but he didn’t stop or even slow down. An even louder rustle startled him, and this time it was much closer than before. He looked up and around at his surroundings, but saw nopony.

“H-Hello?” He called out, his voice shaky, but from fear or sadness, he couldn’t tell. “Is anypony out there?”

More rustling. It was coming from a nearby bush, a large one. The leaves on it trembled slightly as it wiggled back and forth. “Hello?”

“Oh let’s just go, he knows we’re here.” An annoyed, raspy voice sighed. Spike took a tentative step towards the bush.

“Well of course he does, since you just had to yell that out!” A southern voice replied, equally annoyed sounding.

“Girls, can we please not fight?” A charmingly light, squeaky voice intervened. Before Spike could take a step back, two figures, one orange and one yellow, came tumbling out of the bush in an embrace, pushing and shoving each other. A white figure jumped out after them. Spike blushed immediately at the knowledge that the Cutie Mark Crusaders had been watching him cry.

“What are you three doing out here?!” Spike demanded in an authoritarian voice, trying to mask his insecurities. “You shouldn’t spy on people, you know!” At his words, three heads slumped low to the ground.

“We know.” The young fillies chimed at once.

“We just thought that if we could be extra sneaky, then we could get our spy cutie marks!” Apple Bloom explained, rubbing her mane and putting her big bow off center.

“Besides, it was really fun!” Sweetie Belle put in. Scootaloo and Apple Bloom immediately clamped their hooves over Sweetie’s mouth.

“N-Not that we were spying on you for very long, of course.” Scootaloo laughed.

“Yeah! It’s not like we had heard that you left the library all teary eyed, and asked Fluttershy where you were!” Apple Bloom grinned shyly, hoping that her lie would hold up.

“What are you guys talking about; we’ve been out here for two hours!” Sweetie reminded them, giving Scootaloo and Apple Bloom both a light knock on the head as a reminder. “Honestly, you two are so spacey sometimes!” The earth filly and the pegasus filly both groaned at Sweetie’s remarks. Sweetie Belle, for the most part, remained oblivious as to what she had done wrong. “Why were you crying anyways, Spike?” Spike sighed deeply. He had wanted to avoid this conversation if he could, but it was apparent by their curious stares that they weren’t going to let it go.

“I just found out that… my crush is seeing someone else.” He mumbled, keeping his voice low in case anypony else was nearby for any reason. He was surprised to find, however, that even though he had worded his response in such a plain, dull way, the three fillies immediately latched onto him, hugging him and telling him motivational phrases.

“Just keep going, Spike!” Apple Bloom cried out. “We’re here for you now! No need to worry!”

“Oh, what an awful thing to find out, Spike!” Sweetie Belle cooed, stroking his scales. “If there’s anything we can do to make you feel better, just ask!”

“Yeah, if you wanna come and spend the rest of the day with us, you can! I mean, you might not be able to get a cutie mark, but you can still have fun with us!” Scootaloo pounded on his back hard with her hoof, causing Spike to have to hide a grunt of pain.

“Really? I-I wouldn’t be intruding on you guys or anything?” He asked the three girls sheepishly. “Other than Twilight and her friends, I never really get to hang out with anyone else, especially ponies my own age.”

“Really? Well look no further than the Cutie Mark Crusaders!” Sweetie Belle announced proudly, swinging her forearm over his shoulder and pulling her two friends in for a group hug. “We would never turn down a fellow in need, right girls?”

“Right!” The other two affirmed, yelling loudly. Spike felt a grin creep onto his face, one that he neither could hinder, nor wanted to hinder. It was his first smile in days.

“Well… alright! D-Does this mean… I mean, if I’m hanging out with you girls and all… I know I’m a dragon, but maybe… if it isn’t too much to ask…?”

“New Cutie Mark Crusader!” Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo screamed even louder this time as they released him from the group hug. Scootaloo ran off towards the bush where the three had emerged from, while Sweetie and Apple Bloom tugged him along eagerly.

“Where are we going?” He asked quizzically, peering curiously around the bush. There, Scootaloo was adjusting her helmet over her mane. She had one hoof poised on her scooter, and attached to the back of it was a large wagon, big enough for three or four ponies – maybe five, albeit very uncomfortably.

“We’re goin’ to the clubhouse! Jump in, Spike!” Apple Bloom ordered, pushing him into the wagon. Spike lost his footing and collapsed into it. Sweetie and Apple Bloom jumped in after he had brought himself into sitting position.

“Everypo-Everyone ready back there?” Scootaloo asked without looking back. Her wings started to flicker up and down slowly.

“Ready!” Scootaloo’s three passengers shouted in unison. Without further ado, Scootaloo took off, her little wings buzzing and rapidly picking up speed as she whizzed through the trees. Spike held onto the wagon for dear life, but Sweetie and Apple Bloom reclined backwards, Apple Bloom with her arms behind her head.

“It won’t be long before we get there, and then you can become an honorary Cutie Mark Crusader!” Sweetie Belle exclaimed to Spike, who was too terrified to open his eyes. “Aren’t you excited?!”

“Aren’t you worried for your life?!” Spike retorted, cracking one eye open just enough to see Sweetie Belle’s face.

“Why would I be?” She asked him.

“Look how fast she’s going!”

“Well duh, how else do you think we’re gonna get there quickly?” Apple Bloom piqued up, raising an eyebrow at the dragon. “Scootaloo’s driven us around enough times – we know not to doubt her anymore.” As if on cue, the Cutie Mark Crusader Clubhouse appeared behind some apple trees, looking just as fresh as the day it was first made. “Let’s go Spike! The faster we can get you initiated, the faster we can get to crusading!”

“Yeah! Come on!” Sweetie grabbed his arm and tugged him up the stairs and inside, as Scootaloo followed soon after, leaving her helmet on the handlebar of her scooter. Spike couldn’t help but to smile again as he saw the three girls run around frantically, trying to make as many preparations as they could. Scootaloo pushed out a podium from Celestia knows where, and Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom busied themselves with scribbling down something on a couple of queue cards. He felt at home with these girls. While he loved Twilight and her friends, he felt more like an annoying little brother tagging along, than an actual member of her group. Here, he was surrounded – well, not quite surrounded, but almost – by a group of ponies his age, and he felt remarkably happy.

“We’re almost ready Spike; just give us a few minutes!” Sweetie told him absently, not looking up from the card that she was writing on. Spike merely nodded, even though he knew that she couldn’t see it, and took a seat against the wall.

“It’s perfectly fine, girls. Take your time.”