Ultimate Lesbian Wrestling Championship

“Well hello my little ponies, I see you’re ready for a new dose, a new taste, a new titillating experience of the ULTIMATE LESBIAN WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP!! ship-ship-ship. Hoiety Toiety dashed off to the toilety, so welcome your new host! She’s spunky, she’s feisty, she’s lesbo as a rainbow, and she’s one hell of a hen-holler. Welcoooooooooome Giiiilda!”

“Whatever...”

“Your demeanor is quite warming. But I bet you’re even better at flaming, amiright? Huh? Huh?” Discord nudged the griffin.

Gilda growled in anger. “Stop touching me.”

“We’re here to watch mares do a little more than touch each other and you’re afraid of a little nudge? My my, someone’s mother didn’t hug her egg enough.”

“You’re right, my mother made me fight my siblings to the death,” Gilda said coldly.

Discord froze. “Well... I’m sure this fighting match will bring up many warm and tender memories!”

“Whatever...”

Two ponies charged into the arena from the hidden holding bay. From one end galloped a very strong, very powerful orange earth pony. Applejack, mare of the apples. Sporting green shorts and a red collared shirt, she looked like a regular country mare. From the other end flew a Rainbow blur. Rainbow hovered in the air, ten paces from Applejack, and gently laid her four hooves on the dusty ground. She was wearing a similarly themed rainbow dress with tights instead of panties, complete with a laurel on her head.The two athletic mares snorted at each other and spat over their shoulders, mirroring intimidating gestures. As they pawed the ground, their well-toned muscles rolled in their legs and shoulders, a sure sign of their power.

“Whoa Gilda, watch those wings! I know you’ve got the hots for the Dash, but I’m not in the mood for a face full of feathers!”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about old man.”

“Old? OLD?! Do you know who you’re talking about squirt?! You try being frozen in stone, conscious, for a thousand years! Just imagine how much morning wood I had afterwards! Thankfully I managed with Cele- oh woops, I’m under contract. I totally did not imply a sexual relationship with the Princess, so you can all calm down now. Yeah, you won’t understand! Morning wood!”

“Whatever...

“You know what? You try it!” Discord snaps his fingers. With a flash of light, Gilda’s gender is reversed. “Let’s see you enjoy a match, the manly way! Oh, nice size...”

Gild-Gideon looked at himself with horror. “What have you done to me? Now Rainbow Dash will never love me!”

“CALLED IT! I don’t know man. With the size of that thing, you could probably knock her off her hooves. And if you aim well enough, maybe a few teeth.”

Meanwhile, back in the arena, the two waiting mares merely stared toward the commenter's box, wondering what the hell was taking so long. Rainbow Dash did her best to hide her blush at Gild-Gideon’s accidental confession. Dammit, just when she was starting to forget her-him. Applejack just shrugged and pulled out an apple from inside her hat to eat.

“...and that’s why with the proper grip and technique,  you too can make a lady feel like a goddess! Trust me, I know. Totally not sleeping with an alicorn here. Not. one. bit.”

“Umm...uh...thanks I guess.” Gideon stuttered.

“Well I suppose we should introduce these... adorable ponies.” Discord made air quotes as he spoke. “You may recognize Miss Honesty over there, that blonde mane is hard to miss when a hat is covering it. I hear her apples are almost as delicious as her Apple juice, and I’m not talking about the kind you have with breakfast!”

“OOOOH!” cried the crowd.

Gideon face palmed.

“So Gideon, mind introducing us to your object of desire before the rest of the evil exes show up?”

“Uh okay...I guess. The rainbow maned one is Rainbow Dash.”

“How... descriptive. You painted a picture and captured her essence in that description. And without further adieu, let the ring begin!”

match match!

With a quick leap and tackle, Applejack pinned Rainbow Dash down on the ground. Instantly Applejack locked the Pegasus’s lips into a deep kiss. Rainbow also seemed to be returning the kiss with as much zeal as her competitor as her wings shot out from their sides.. They rolled around, exchanging saliva in their lip lock of wills. Suddenly, Applejack ended the kiss, leaving a disappointed Rainbow Dash lying on the ground.

Without saying a word, Applejack rose to her hind legs and clapped her fore hooves.

“Well that’s a tad early. And I thought Rainbow Dash was the fastest.” Discord snapped his fingers, conjuring a rope onto Applejack’s waiting hooves.

Applejack smiled devilishly. Without giving the rainbow mare a chance to react, Applejack hogtied the Pegasus in record speed, leaving her completely exposed to the farmer.

With no time to waste, Applejack grabbed the loose end of the remaining rope with her teeth. Before anypony could see where she was going with this, Applejack shoved her face and rope into Rainbow Dash’s waiting marehood.

“Clever. A rope used as a binding agent AND a tool. Too bad Rainbow Dash wasn’t fast enough. Perhaps she was a little tied up in the moment.”

Gideon was at a loss for words as he felt a new part of himself swell with pleasure. “Umm...Discord? S-Something’s happening!”  Discord patted him on the shoulder.

“Think of it like a second set of wings. It shoots up around pretty mares. And out.”

Applejack shoved her face and tore Rainbow Dash’s tights with her teeth, desperate to avoid the time limit. Rainbow Dash, as stubborn as she was brave, bit her lip and held in the incoming orgasm as best she could as waves of pleasure rippled through her entire being. The rough rope dug inside, burning her folds like no other. Just when she felt close...

poof! The rope disappeared, releasing Rainbow Dash from her two captors.

“Sorry kiddo, time’s out. Looks like Rainbow Dash isn’t the fastest after all, and by that I mean orgasm,” Discord said with a smug smile.

Gideon merely grunted as he stroked his large erection. The tip of his penis oozing precum. Discord slapped his hand away.

“Whoa man, put it away! This is not the time to be touching yourself! That’s their job! Now stop thinking about penis and watch the sexy lesbians do sexy stuff. With each other.”

Recovering from her rope molestation, Rainbow Dash rose to her shaky hooves. A steady stream of fluids dripped down her legs. She briefly considered retaliating with her own secret move, but for the first time in written history, she decided she should prepare first.

Applejack, however, wasn’t planning on formulating any strategies. She charged Rainbow Dash at full speed, her hooves pounding on the ground. Rainbow Dash tensed, having expected Applejack to gallop. Normally she was the most levelheaded one, but in battle she was impulsive. Rainbow Dash was as well, but she knew to turn that off if her opponents were too wild.

Rainbow Dash reared up, buzzing her wings for balance, and grabbed Applejack in a two legged grapple. Applejack wrapped her arms around Rainbow’s waste, and the two locked lips once more. They twisted, grunted, and spun in every direction without a clear victor. Applejack had the strength advantage, but Rainbow Dash’s wings allowed her to keep her balance. One of Applejack’s hooves slid down Rainbow’s back, toward her flank where a certain aroused pegasus felt a tight squeeze. In her surprise, Rainbow Dash let out a pleasured whinny, breaking the kiss.

Seeing a moment of opportunity, Applejack crouched down and pushed in, knocking Rainbow Dash off her hooves. Slinging Rainbow over her shoulder, causing sweat to condense over her strained muscles, Applejack threw her weight to the side and landed on the ground on top of Rainbow Dash.

Straddling her, Applejack reached down to her shorts and unzipped the top, revealing her bare marehood. With care, Applejack leaned down and place her lips on her friend’s as her other lips made contact. Rolling her hips slowly but sensually, the two pairs of folds grinded against each other, soliciting moans from the snogging mares.

For Applejack, it was like bucking a tree. Rather than her best friend for life, it was her pegasus friend for life. She thrust as if she were to buck every apple off her friend, just another day’s work. Rainbow Dash tried to retaliate with her own, inexperience thrusts. She envisioned kicking clouds, just another ten seconds of her job. Except with Applejack’s vitality, she could last a lot longer. Hopefully more than thunder would come out.

Just as Applejack reached down with her hoof toward Rainbow Dash’s plot, no doubt to squeeze her ass again, the cyan pegasus whipped her ass to the side, exposing her rear to Applejack. Instead, her tail snapped forward and wrapped around Applejack’s hoof, which gave Rainbow the leverage to throw her onto the ground with another flick of the rear. Quick as lightning, Rainbow jumped on top of Applejack and straddled her, effectively pinning her in a sudden reversal.

Rather than return the favor and shove her tongue down Applejack’s throat, Rainbow Dash thought of a more direct approach. Rainbow Dash brought up a hoof. Applejack’s eyes widened. She was a tough earth pony, so her senses weren’t easily overloaded like the others.

“The safe word is ‘whatever.’ “

smack

Applejack let out a small gasp of air when Rainbow struck her cheek.

Applejack reached up and gingerly touched her tender cheek in shock. Her green eyes sparkled with a mixture of shock, awe, and arousal as she stared at the incoming hoof.

smack

Again Rainbow Dash struck Applejack, but this one snapped her out of her stupor. Applejack squirmed, but her red button-up shirt reduced her agility, making escape impossible. Rainbow Dash felt her hips begin to slide, so she did what any assailant would do. She grabbed onto Applejack’s shoulders and flipped her over.

“Meh. A repeat performance?” Discord yawned as he watched Rainbow Dash begin to mount her best friend. Hearing this, the pegasus paused. He was right.

smack! smack! smack! Rainbow Dash began spanking Applejack. The tangerine mare bit her lip, but let nothing out. At this point Rainbow Dash was wet, but Applejack was dry as a desert. The two mares were experience athletes and highly controlled, meaning the match wasn’t going to end soon if they didn’t pick up the pace. Something Rainbow Dash certainly did.

SMACK! Rainbow Dash spanked with all her might upon Applejack’s flank, leaving a red hoofmark between two printed apples. The blow was strong enough to drive out a whinny from the awestruck mare. Rainbow Dash leaned over and peeked, and managed to see a small stain in her shorts spread..

“Oh ha ha, you just better change me back to a girl after this.” Gideon threatened as he stroked his member.

“Oh poor you. I bet you would rut the first girl you see, wouldn’t you?”

The sounds of smacks and whimpers ended the commenters bickering. Applejack was at the brink of her orgasm following Rainbow’s beating, bleating uselessly and stomping the ground. She tried to scurry out of Rainbow’s grip, but the pegasus merely grabbed her flank and pulled her back, then continued to beat her. This continued for a few moments, until Rainbow Dash gave a powerful shove.

Applejack landed on her side, weak. She tried to stand but found she could not, her stamina spent. Rather than roll her on her back, Rainbow merely straddled her side. Raising both of her cyan hooves, Rainbow began alternating hooves as she repeatedly smacked Applejack in the face.

“Um, should we stop her?” Discord whispered to the steaming griffin.

Gideon was too busy fapping to answer, his mouth drooling as he watched the mare of his dreams dominate.

“Um, well alright. At least she seems to be enjoying it.”

With each strike, Applejack moaned in pain and pleasure. For an earth pony, pain was one of the few sensations that clear stood out, rather than be dulled out like the rest. A few bruises were beginning to form on her face, forcing Rainbow Dash to stop.

“Hey, AJ, you alright?” Rainbow Dash whispered to her friend. “As cool as this is, I don’t want to go too far. You okay there?” Applejack opened a black, swollen eye and replied.

“Sure thing, sugarcube. Ah didn’t use the word yet. Do ya mind wrappin’ it up? Ah’m hollerin’ for a finishin’.” Applejack grinned and Rainbow returned it. Rainbow Dash stood up and climbed off of Applejack. Using her wingpower to hold her upright, Rainbow buzzed her wings in place. Signaling her intention, she dropped down and laid on top of Applejack.

Dash wrapped her arms the toned stomach of her best friend as her wings buzzed. The red cotton shirt made gripping the mare harder, but Rainbow Dash was more than plenty strong. Adjusting so they faced each other, Rainbow Dash planted her lips on Applejack’s as she zipped toward the open sky.

Twenty seconds remain

Rainbow Dash flew above the nearby clouds, above every pegasus watching. She flew miles above the stadium in a rainbow blur, taking Applejack for a ride. Applejack, somewhat nauseous from the flying dash, was too drained to be moan.

Ten seconds remain

Rainbow Dash stopped her assent, not removing her lips from her opponent, and dived down to the earth. Applejack tensed up and put more pressure in her kiss, locking tongues with her pegasus friend.

Eight seconds remain

The wind rustled the folds of Rainbow’s rainbow dress as drops of fluid were ripped by the tatters of her tights. Defying all physics, Applejack’s hat remained on her head.

Six seconds remain

The folds of the mares’ eyes began to sting as the wind cut into them. The two tightened their lids, their eyes felt like they were being torn out.

Four seconds remain

A sonic cone began to form around the two as they descended to the earth.

Two seconds remain

Rainbow Dash opened one of her eyes, and shivered in panic. The ground was rapidly approaching. Applejack was blissfully unaware.

One second remain

Rainbow Dash pulled up, ricocheting off thin air and catapulting into a rainbow hued blur. Her shift in velocity caused a domino effect, creating a-

“SONIC RAINBOOM! I honestly didn’t think she’d pull that off! Or get Applejack off. Well her time’s up. If Applejack didn’t boom, then Rainbow’s sonic is disqualified! So Gideon, how hot was that?”

“Ugghh...” groaned Gideon, his orgasm thundering through him like an earthquake.

“Whoa...” Discord gasped as he lifted his feet from the ground. “We’re going to need a towel. Or five. So Gideon, how was it enjoying the mare of your dreams dominate from a male standpoint?”

“It was...something.”

“You know, if you’re ever interested... I hear Hoiety Toiety has very interesting parties if you ever care to join me. Oh look at that! Rainbow Dash has landed with Applejack on top of her!”

Rainbow Dash fluttered back toward the ground, completely exhausted. She tugged Applejack, tightly clinging to her, and collapsed on the ground. An emergency referee, a certain burly red stallion wearing black and white ref stripes, ran to the fighters and used his hoof to take a quick peek under their clothes. The stallion looked toward Discord and tilted his head toward one of them, and nodded to signify the winner.

“Well folks, the results are in!” Discord announced. “It looks like Applejack...”

Discord snaps his fingers and conjured a pair of sunglasses on his face.

“... came inside Rainbow Dash.”

Gideon jolted. “Discord! DISCORD!”

“What Gideon? What is it?”

“I WANT TO CUM INSIDE RAINBOW DASH!”

Discord snapped his fingers and returned Gilda’s gender. “That’s enough heterosexuality for today!”

Back at the stadium, Rainbow Dash stood up, her legs wobbling. She nuzzled her exhausted friend until Applejack lifted her head. “You alright, AJ?”

The tangerine mare gazed at her friend with calm, loving eyes. “Whatever.” She then collapsed, unconscious.

Rainbow Dash flew into the air and saluted the audience before dashing away. Applejack was lifted by the scarlet ref, who gently carried her off the stadium.

“Well everypony, that was quite the match. Nothing says more about the magic of friendship than an orgasm faster than the speed of sound! Looks like Rainbow Dash is going off to the next round! And possibly getting off! Prepare for the next round everypony, here at the... Gilda?”

Gilda brought her fists down onto the desk, slamming it with all her might. “Get hot, watch smut, here only at the ULTIMATE LESBIAN WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP! Discord, give me my dick back. I have to go find Rainbow Dash.”