WWE Comes To Ponyvile
By Shade Ponsinger
Everypony is getting excited because WWE is coming to ponyville. Twilight and the gang were also excited for WWE. "Wow! WWE is coming to ponyvile." said Rainbow Dash. "I can't wait to see WWE Champion John Cena go one on one with the number one contender CM Punk."
So, as the day gets exciting, everypony is now in the arena and they are going insane. This was more insane then the attitude era. oh btw, in case you're wondering, it's filming at WWE RAW. So, WWE begins with the Miz TV segment. "Welcome everyone live to the must see tv talk show, Miz TV." Said The Miz and the crowd goes nuts. The Miz continues to talks. "Tonight, I have two guests right here on Miz TV and here's our first guest right now. Fillies and gentlecolts, please welcome the WWE Champion, John Cena." So, John Cena is running to the rings and he throws his hat to Rainbow Dash. "Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh. I got John Cena's hat." Said Rainbow Dash. "Wow! You are quite lucky tonight Rainbow." said Applejack. So, The Miz talks to John Cena and talks about his opponent tonight, CM Punk. "So, John, you faced CM Punk many times and you are facing him once again. Let's not forget John, you only beat him once. Do you think you will beat him tonight?" Said The Miz. "Well, Miz, to answer that question for ya, I think I can beat CM Punk again. Me and CM Punk is gotta be one of the most greatest rivalries in my career. And since I beat him last time, I'll do it again tonight and at the upcoming WWE Pay Per View event, the Royal Rumble." Said John. Then, The Miz gets ready to introduce his second guest for his show. "Well, fillies and gentlecolts, lemme introduce to you my second guest for Miz TV, CM Punk." CM Punk walks down to ring and sits on a couch like he doesn't give a damn. And The Miz welcomes CM Punk to his show and talks about the match between CM Punk and John Cena. "CM Punk, welcome to Miz TV. So, Punk, lemme ask you this. Last time you faced John Cena, you lost for the number 1 contender spot for the WWE Championship. But do you think you will beat John Cena tonight and win your third WWE Championship?" "Well, I'll admit, that still is in my head every single day and I hope I will get it out of my head once I beat him tonight." Then, John Cena interrupts CM Punk and starts talking about tonight. "Whoa whoa whoa, Punk, listen up. You shouldn't be worried about winning tonight. What you should be worrying about is beating me at the Royal Rumble for the WWE Championship. And I know I never beat you for the WWE Championship but I will beat you for the WWE Championship and when I do, I will throw the biggest party in WWE history." Said John. "Oh, he likes to party. I hope he invites me." Said Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie, I don't think he will invite you to the party. You can't be in like every party around the world." Said Twilight. And then John Cena looks at Pinkie. "Well, since we are in ponyville, I think I will invite Pinkie Pie to the party." Pinkie Pie jumps up and down going all excited. Then, CM Punk interrupts John Cena. Whoa whoa whoa John. I just wanna say this right now. Once I win back that championship, I will throw the biggest parties in the world and yes, I will invite Pinkie Pie to the party. So, I guess we'll have to see who'll win at the Royal Rumble for that WWE Championship." And then, CM Punk walks out to the arena and so does John Cena. "Fillies and gentlecolts, tonight, John Cena goes one on one with CM Punk. But I just gotten words that you fans decide what kind of match will it be at the Royal Rumble tonight. Will it be an extreme rules match, an I quit match, or a falls count anywhere match. You fans decide tonight. So, Miz TV segment ends.
About 2 and a half hours later, the match between John Cena and CM Punk is up next and the fans voted that the match simulation at the Royal Rumble will be an I quit match. So CM Punk comes down to the ring first and the crowd is going nuts for CM Punk. Then, John Cena runs to the ring and throws another hat to Derpy Hooves. Derpy was smiling and saying "oh my gosh, I got a John Cena hat." So, the match starts and John Cena grabs CM Punk by the neck and punches him to the head. The crowd is chanting "Let's Go Cena, CM Punk." The match goes on for about 45 minutes and John Cena is all fired up. John Cena gets ready for the five knuckle shuffle, CM Punk thens reverses and hits the GTS. It was all over and CM Punk beats John Cena. And so, the show ends and everypony is now leaving. They were all talking about the Royal Rumble.
So, it's Sunday and everypony is watching the Royal Rumble. And Zack Ryder wins the Royal Rumble and talks about winning it. "Man, I can't believe I just won the Royal Rumble. Watch out you broskis. Zack Ryder is coming to Wrestlemania. And hours past and John Cena and CM Punk is next. So, they fight, blood was everywhere around the ring. Both men are down and John was the first to be up and he ties CM Punk between the ring post and turnbuckle. And he starts hitting Punk with a chair. CM Punk is then saying " I quit I quit I quit I quit." And John Cena wins and everypony was going all excited. Especially Pinkie Pie. "Yes, I'm gonna party with Cena." Then, Pinkie Pie asks if her friends wanna come. They said yes. "Oh my, I can't wait to party with John Cena." Said Rarity. "I'm gonna be so happy to see him." Said Fluttershy. And Pinkie Pie and the gang come to John Cena's house and they party all night long. And so, they were happy and having and lived happily ever after.