Once again, a Pegasus prowled the back streets of Ponyville. He was on a hunt, a hunt for prey. But this Pegasus was not looking for meat, as a Gryphon would, no, he was searching for sex. He also wasn't new to the game of searching for a one-night stand. In fact, he had been doing this for several months. His favorite place to travel for a one-night stand was Pinkie Pie's, as she was always open to experimentation and absolutely never turned down sex.
DeVille had swung by her house, but he heard moans coming from the building and was in no mood for anything more than one-on-one. Weighed down with the burden of being picky, he was unsure of where to go. He could go to Twilight Sparkle's house, but he won't bang an egghead like her unless she's drunk off her ass. He thought about going by Fluttershy's to get a little bit of Dominatrix, but thought against it since he had a slightly bad wing.
He'd been flying away from the dentist's office and smacked a wing against a tree nearby. He didn't break it, but it was still sore, even after a week of taking pain pills from a walk-in clinic in the vicinity. Every so often, the forward edge would throb, causing slight irritation. But he did his best to ignore it.
"Where to go, where to go?" he pondered aloud as he slinked past the Carousel Boutique. He stopped for a second to think about the pros and cons. "Let's see....she's got a tight pussy...likes anal...but she refuses to let me cum in or even near her...stuck-up little bitch....but she does like to be rutted fast and hard...hmm..."
Before he could make a decision, a hoof tapped him on the shoulder. He exclaimed in surprise and tried to take flight, quickly crumpling to the ground when his wing folded from the incredible pain.
"Sorry!" a voice calls from the shadows of the still night. "Are you okay?" From the darkness came a mare. The mare was Colgate, his lay from the week before. She bent down and brushed the mane out of DeVille's face. "I'm sorry," she repeated. "I didn't mean to scare you."
"You didn't scare me!" he said heatedly, standing up quickly. "I was just...startled. Yeah, startled!"
"Well...sorry that I....startled you..." she replied unsurely. In her head, she wondered why he didn't want to be "scared", but she didn't say it aloud. Instead, she said "I wanted to ask you something DeVille...I um..."
"Yes?" he said, voice turning up along with an eyebrow.
"DeVille...I want to...you know...um...I should have thought this through...will you..."
She continued stuttering, much to DeVille's amusement. "Do you want me to fuck you?" he quipped, taking the words right from her mouth. She nodded and he smirked a gigantic smirk that stretched from ear to ear. "Weeeell, no. Have to turn down your offer."
"No!" she cried. "DeVille, please!" He shook his head and suppressed a snicker at her plight. She got down and started begging him. "Please DeVille! You can finish in me just please do it DeVille!" With a sigh he finally agreed. "Oh thank you!" she squealed.
"But one condition..." he added in a growl.
"Yes! Anything! Just fuck me! Fuck me fuck me fuck me!"
"Calm down! Jeez, so hungry...anyway, you cannot start getting depressed about me leaving like last time. I'm only here for a good lay for tonight and then I'm gone. Pregnancy is not my style, getting tied down - not my style, relationships - not my style."
"Yes! That's fine! I need you to fuck me DeVille! Just do it!" she screeched.
"Hey!" a feminine voice shouted from above them. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" The voice came from Rarity, who was doing anything but sleeping. In fact, she'd been having sex with a certain Big Macintosh, but not wanting anyone to hear, which was very difficult considering he was one of the best stallions when it came to love making.
This was proved when they heard a soft whisper. "Hurry up, Rarity. I'm tryin to get back before dawn." The unmistakable accent of the apple farmer could be heard, despite how low his voice was. Rarity left the window and went back to tend to the stallion.
DeVille only smiled, knowing that Colgate's appearance was a wonderful thing. She accepted his terms and was so ready to get fucked that she didn't care what the end result was. The Unicorn could barely hold herself back a he watched her partner for the night started to talk in circles around her.
He eyed her body with intensity, studying her featured closely. Looking for each hair out of place, searching for any sign of earlier clopping, a simple glimpse of body fluids wasted on her. Unfortunately, he saw none, so he knew she'd need warmed up before anything happened.
"Let's get back to your place," he growled quietly. "I've been prowling for quite some time now..." A slight twinkle was in his eye, the same twinkle that appeared whenever her was thinking deviously, as he was right now.
As she led him along, he thought about a friend he had met back in Canterlot. His thoughts were interrupted when she announced their arrival. “Okay, we're here!” She fumbled with her keys and threw the doors open, barely able to keep from slamming him to the ground in lust.
With a chuckle, the stallion walked in, shutting the doors behind them firmly. He slid up and rubbed his body against hers as he circled. “So eager...so hungry..just the way I like a mare. You know what else I like?”
He grabbed her mane and yanked her head back. “I like my mares nice and wet.” He yanked her mane again and slapped her on the ass hard. “And since you didn't treat yourself, I have to do all that work. So you're going to pay a little before you get played with.”
He threw her in one of the chairs, face concentrating on her slowly moistening slit. “Oh, I can't wait to have this beauty wrapped around my cock...” He growled and stepped forward, eyes darting between her face and her pussy.
“Please, DeVille, buck me...buck me,” she begged, staring into his eyes when his gaze shifted to her face.
He smiled. “Oh, I will. First things first, though; I need to warm you up.” He started to dive in, but her hooves stopped him. “Hey, I thought you wanted me to buck you?”
“I want you to watch me...play with myself...” She blushed, reaching her hoof down, touching her hungry slit with a gasp. She slowly worked her hoof around in circles while DeVille watched, his broad smile never fading.
“Yeah...just like that...” The stallion licked his lips, his erection growing from the sight. He grabbed her hoof out of the way and laid his sensitive tool on her, relishing she shudder she had. “Maybe a little bit of this will help...”
He slowly slid back and forth on the flesh, grunting and groaning as the pleasure rippled through him. It was nearly impossible to sit there and let him tease her with the burning heat in her loins, but she allowed it, knowing she'd have a greater payout later on.
“Oh, DeVille...” She moaned and rubbed his face gently. “Please, don't stop...” Her hoof slowly fell down and rested near her lips, his shaft still rubbing across its surface gently.
“Hey, how about you jack my cock?” the bat pony growled, pulling off of the mare. She leapt up, tackling him to the floor, her lips grabbing his in a deep kiss that forced his eyes shut. Her hooves instantly went under his wings, hitting the most sensitive spots.
Her accidental stimulation worked wonders, bringing the stallion right to the edge, but refusing to let him hop over. It turned him on with a passion and he yanked her mouth off. “Suck my cock, Colgate. Suck it hard and I'm going to eat you out.”
She turned around without a second thought and wrapped her hoof around his shaft. “Thank you, DeVille..thank you so much for coming tonight...I was so desperate and I just didn't know where else to turn!”
“Heh heh heh, don't worry. As long as you let me cum deep inside of you, I'll be perfectly fine...” He dug his tongue into her, grinning from ear to ear as she instantly clamped down, orgasming hard, a soft shriek leaving her mouth.
“DeVille, no more teasing! Please, I need it in me!” She rubbed his shaft, looking back at him. “You have no idea how badly I need this. You're the only pony I could ever ask to do this.” The need in her eyes made him fold.
“Alright.” He had never seen a mare this desperate, and it sent a small nip of sympathy through him. He lifted her up and carried her back to the chair, laying her down with care. He ran a hoof down her side, smiling at her shudder.
“Thank you...” She slowly spread her legs and touched his hoof. “I just wish you didn't have to go...”
“It's just not my style,” he replied. “I don't do relationships. I don't get married or anything like that. I'm just a horny stallion looking for a horny mare. Tonight, it's you. Tomorrow, who knows. Now, shut up and let me fuck you.”
As he pushed his tip into her, he planted soft kisses on her chest. “You're a sexy mare...and you're going to be all mine tonight...” He eased his way in, deeper and deeper, length slowly being engulfed by her slightly used hole.
The kisses traced up her body till they were concentrated on her face. “Oh, DeVille...I'm your mare...I'm your mare...” She moaned loudly as he gently rutted her, forcing his dick in and out of her burning depths.
“Yes you are...my little bitch...my little toy,” he grunted. She slowly squeezed and released his tool, adding to the pleasure he was receiving. “Yeah, keep doing that...oh, yeah, that feels good...” He started to speed up, her moans increasing in volume.
“DeVille...oh, fuck, yes...more, please, more...” She brought his head down, kissing him deeply as his speed increased, the rhythm disappearing from his thrusts as his orgasm built. She rubbed the back of his head, squeezing her walls periodically.
DeVille paused when he heard a low voice call out. “Thought you didn't like getting tied down, DeVille?” As the form stepped into the dim light, DeVille saw it was his friend, his piercing blue eyes staring right at the bat pony.
“Cosmo! I was just thinking about you, you know...” He smiled at the Alicorn and put his hoof on Colgate's chest, kissing her gently. “Pretty horny tonight, this one.”
“Yeah, but you don't know why.” The black fur of the stallion glistened as he moved forward, an aura lifting a wrapped toothbrush from a container. “See, this is another way you and I differ: I can smell a mare in heat.”
“What?” DeVille looked at the dentist. “She's not in heat!”
“Okay, buck her. When she wakes up sick, don't say I didn't warn you.” He reached up and adjusted the white lock of his mane that hung in front of his face. “A mare in heat is probably the horniest thing around. And they have a certain smell.”
Pulling the toothbrush from its cellophane prison, Cosmo stuck it in the dentist's mane. “Tell him, Colgate. Being in heat is driving you insane and you need bucked, but you don't want some random pony knocking you up, you want DeVille.”
Her falling tears proved that the words rang true. The subspecies Pegasus growled. “You were going to let me buck you?! I told you I don't do that shit! I buck and I leave, that's it! I don't have relationships, I don't have foals, I just have sex and get drunk!”
“DeVille, I'm sorry! I-I wanted to tell you, but you wouldn't have done it! And I can't just clop it away! It's intense and I've had trouble with work because of it!” Her cries made Cosmo walk over and put his hoof on her head.
“Me, I'm willing to buck a mare in heat. Pregnancy doesn't bother me. In fact, I have at least seven mares carrying my foals right now. They all know that I sleep around and that they'll never be the only ones,” he admitted.
“Now, if you want DeVille to have sex with you, you are going to let me join. And I'm going to perform a little spell I made. It keeps a mare from getting pregnant for twenty-four hours.” He pressed his lips to hers gently. “Deal?”
She nodded. Cosmo looked at his friend. “Deal?”
“I guess...but why'd you make a spell to keep a mare from getting pregnant? You said yourself that you don't care,” the stallion replied.
“Well I can't get Luna pregnant, can I? Imagine what everypony would say if they found out she was going to raise the foal of a pony that was in a different bed every night, and never the same one twice in two weeks!” came the immortal's reply.
“Ah. I see. Use the-”
“YOU BUCKED WHO?!” the blue mare yelled.
“Calm down, Brushie. Yeah, I bucked Luna. Have been for several months and I sure won't stop. Oh, I swear, I'm going to propose to her one day. Settle down somewhat. Have a foal, rule Equestria, all that good stuff,” Cosmo muttered with a happy sigh.
DeVille shook his head. “Whatever, Cosmo. Now, about that spell...”
“Fine,” the black form grunted, a flash of black enveloping Colgate for a brief second. “Now she's good and ready...hey, let's have a little threesome, eh?”
DeVille looked at the Unicorn in the chair. “Up to her, although I sure won't mind. But she's mine so I get to pick first...” Colgate nodded and the bat pony licked his lips, looking hungrily at her labia. “You already know what I want...”
“I'll see how well your marefriend does with her gag reflex...” As he slid over to her face, the mare whimpered. “Don't worry, I'll be gently. In fact, I have a thing I do with mares. If you don't like it after thirty seconds, I'll stop. Deal?”
She nodded. “Just warn me before you cum...I don't know how you Alicorns would work with that...”
“Hey, you don't need to worry, Colgate.” He gently kissed her lips while DeVille kissed his own prize. “Look, most mares I buck? I stick with them. But I won't take advantage of you like that, so I'll teach you how to get your own, alright? I don't want you out on the streets unless you know what you're doing.”
“Okay...and...Cosmo?” He perked up his brow. “If DeVille finishes first...you can take his place...just please be gentle...I mean, you're an Alicorn-” She felt silent as DeVille stuck his tongue into her, forcing a shudder through her body.
“Oh....DeVille...yes...” She blushed and cleared her throat. “Cosmo, you're an Alicorn, so you're probably a lot bigger...just be gentle and I won't make you stop, okay?” she gasped loudly as the stallion between her legs lapped at her walls, moistening her lips.
As Cosmo kissed her deeply, his friend shoved his tongue deeper and deeper into the mare, making her moan in delight. Breaking away, Cosmo showed his growing erection. “Oh, Colgate, you're so sexy...” He slowly tilted the chair back and DeVille ate with more energy, send a sharp shudder up the mare's spine as she orgasmed.
With a wide smile, the sub-species Pegasus pulled back. “You know, I wasn't in the mood for a three-way, Cosmo, but you saving my ass sure changed my mind.” He chuckled as he hopped up, placing his hooves on either side of Colgate's body. “Ready?”
“Wait! Let me roll over.” She wiggled beneath him and flipped onto her belly, lifting her tail aside for him. “Cosmo...please stop if I tell you to, okay? You seem like a good stallion...” She smiled and looked up at his face. “I hope you have fun though.”
With lust in his heart, DeVille thrust forward, piercing her in one go. He groaned as he started thrusting, the moans of the mare only fueling him. Cosmo watched as Colgate's eyes shut and her body bounced in the chair.
“Hm...I'm going to be nice and gentle with you,” he muttered, lowering himself to her face. “Despite being very horny, you're a sweet mare. I'm sure that you'll find a stallion one day. Might even be me if I knock you up next time you're in heat.”
She only moaned as the other stallion pounded away. Already his thrusts were getting more erratic and frantic. The tightness of her vag combined with the pulsating warmth of her heat was overwhelming and he was going to finish earlier than he had planned.
“Come on, DeVille...cum...cum deep inside of me...oh, please, DeVille, just keep going...” She stuffed a hoof in her mouth as she orgasmed hard, clamping down on his shaft. He couldn't hold himself and released, his seed spurting into her depths.
He did his best to stay standing, but fell mere seconds after he finished climaxing. Cosmo slowly moved behind her and rolled her onto her back again. “I never buck unless a mare is facing me. I want to see her beautiful eyes.”
He laughed gently and kissed her cheek. “Now, you moan like a good girl and I can make this last a very very long time.” He lifted his hooves onto the chair and lined his tool up with her hole. “Are you ready, Colgate?”
She nodded. “Please, Cosmo...I need it...” She spread her legs wide, looking down at him beggingly.
“Next time you're in heat, just call my name and I'll be right over, whether or not you want to get pregnant.” He pushed forward, entering her. She could feel his girth spreading her more than DeVille had and she stared at him with wide eyes.
“Don't freak out, yet; I've only just started.” He slowly went deeper and deeper, her hot depths squeezing against him forcefully. A shudder ran through both of them as his medial ring slipped inside of her sex.
“Oh...Cosmo,” she moaned, throwing her head back. “Yes, right there....”
“Yeah...I thought you'd like that...” He shoved forward suddenly, sending a shock up her spine. “I can find every little spot you have...all the sensitive places...” He angled himself a little to the side and her mouth flew open in a silent scream.
“Yeah, you're going to orgasm good, Colgate. And I can go all night. In fact, I can go a full eight hours without having one orgasm,” he purred, slowly thrusting at an angle, making her face stay wide in shock and disbelief.
“Yeah, that's right, I've got stamina, but I'll go easy on you and let it rip soon...oh, you're tight...second tightest mare I've ever bucked,” he groaned.
A soft cough came from behind him. “Bet it was Luna, wasn't it?” DeVille grunted, standing up shakily. “Oh, fuck, that was quicker than I expected. Damn heat made me blow!” He chuckled as he walked up, looking at the mare's face. “Damn Cosmo...she's at a loss for words...”
“No, not at a loss, completely incapable of speech because of the pleasure. Literally, I'm hitting certain nerves that are-”
“Don't get all sciency with me. I don't speak that language. I only know sex talk,” the bat pony quickly spat, patting the mare's cheek. “But she's damn shocked. Just can't believe she'd do that to me...and I told her that-”
“She knew. She wasn't going to tell you, DeVille. In fact, she was going to go to Canterlot next week and search for a Royal Guard to have a relationship with. He would never know the foal wasn't his.” Cosmo tapped his horn to Colgate's and charged a spell.
“Here, I'll let you see it...” As he released his magic, a screen popped up and started to show Colgate running through the plan, from getting DeVille, to getting pregnant, to getting a Guard to be her boyfriend.
“Wow...horny enough to get pregnant and get a Guard to be the father...” He looked at the mare with new-found respect and kissed her cheek. “Nice one. It's time for me to get going. Hope you have a good time with Cosmo.”
With that, he walked outside, turning back to wink before running off into the night, leaving Cosmo and Colgate alone. “So, Colgate,” the former grunted, slowing down and straightening out, “Are you having fun?”
She nodded. “Yes...Cosmo, please, cum in me...I'm getting close...” She gasped and her walls clamped down on him, forcing him to shove deep into her and release his own load. As the sticky fluid trickled out, he gave her a small kiss on the nose.
“Now, I'd like to teach you how to get your own. That way you can always remember Cosmic Guardian.” He kissed her again and slowly pulled out of her, hitting her with a spell that gave her the energy she had lost through the course of the night.
He pulled her from the chair, telling her how to find a pony. “Always look for one with a slight desperation in their face. Not too desperate, because they forget about being safe.” As he taught her, he kissed her gently, making her feel good inside.
He took her outside, showing her how to hide in the shadows and prowl about, giving tips on how to creep up on an unsuspecting pony. When they returned inside, he showed her how to make a stallion feel good, as well as a mare.
Finally, after nearly two hours, the lesson was over. He lifted her into a tight hug, kissing her deeply. “Now, I want you to remember that I'm there for a pony in need. Just call my name and I'll do my best to come over.”
She looked deep into his eyes, a twinkle of happiness shining bright. “Cosmo, my legs are always open for you. And I want you to know that any mare you're with is very lucky.” She kissed him gently and rubbed her horn on his. “Thank you...”
He took the toothbrush from her mane and wrapped it in magic. He sat there for a moment, his aura melting and twisting the plastic. Each tug or squish changed the shape and, eventually, he made it disappear in a flash of magic.
“You're welcome, Colgate,” he said. “Now you get some sleep. I have to get back to Canterlot before Luna goes to sleep. She hates it when I’m not there to hold her.” He kissed her deeply and gently set her down. “Good-bye, Brushie. Hope to see you again.”
Disappearing into a shadow, he left her alone. She smiled and climbed her stairs. “DeVille better watch it next time he comes around,” she purred, hopping into bed. “DeVille and any other horny pony better watch out...”
Just as she was about to shut her eyes, she noticed a small statue sitting on her nightstand. She grabbed it in magic and studied it with a smile. Cosmo was easy to see. Had he not been off center, she would have thought it was a memento, but he was off center.
Looking closer, she noticed a small form under his slightly outstretched wing. It was her. She had a smile on her face and she was leaning her head on him affectionately. The sight made her chuckle, but what she saw next made her jaw drop.
Written on the base, right in front of their hooves, were three words: I love you. She flipped it, looking at the bottom. She hadn't expected anything to be there, but something was; a note. The inscription was small, but readable.
Hey Colgate. Look, DeVille isn't ever going to be with you. He's just not like that. There is somepony out there for you, you just need to find him. So, keep looking. One day you'll be very happy. And always remember than I'm there for a mare in need.
She clutched the statue tightly and laid down, covering herself slowly. The smile on her face was small, but it could still be felt by Cosmo all the way in Canterlot. She shut her eyes, silently thanking both stallions. Before she knew it, she fell into the deepest sleep she had ever experienced.
