Discord has made more mistakes in the past two years than he did in the five million years of his existence.

Mistake 1. He summons the most dangerous creature in the multiverse - me. Apparently.

Mistake 2. He made a deal with me, to be his 'agent of chaos' in return of power, and a way to get home.

Mistake 3. He trained me to be the ultimate killer.

And Mistake 3 will be the last mistake he will ever make.

This is the story of a man in Equestria. This is the story of a killer, just trying to be normal. This is the story of a commoner turned omnipotent tyrant. This is the story of me.