Fan-Fic By: FANsparkledash
Cross-over between MLP and Family Guy
FamilyPony Episode: 1
Theme-song
During the theme song of Family Guy…[It seems today, That all you see, is violence and movies and] Derpy Hooves crashes in the band playing the theme song “Sor-ery I So-rey, heres Yo-ur Mai-l” Derpy hands Peter Griffin his mail. Peters mouth is open and paused in chock. “Hav-ee a nice day!” Derpy said.
Inside The Griffin House…..
“Lois, it happened again…!” Peter yelled. Peter is once again up his shinanigins. “Hey that’s my line!!” Rodger said interrupting this story. Get Outa here Rodger your not in my fan-fic! “im not?” her replied while mysteriously fading away. Meanwhile *cough cough* in the Griffin house… “Hey Lois, I still had that skull I secretly never threw away” “WHAT!?!?” Lois replied angrily. “It’s the TV people again!!” Stewie said yelling from his room. Suddenly, ponies from the show “My Little Pony” he was watching, started flying out of his TV. Derpy came flying from his TV crashing into his wall. “Dammit! Not again!! I don’t like change!!” “Hi I’m Derpy! W-what is your name?” Stewie noticed that Derpy had the personality of his onced cloned self ‘Bitch Stewie’.
Later That Day…
“This Just In! Police have had many reports on flying pony-“ “actually there called Pegasus!” “Oh My god, you always act like this greg!” “anyways… they are all over Quahog!” Terry said professionally. “Back to you Tom”. “Now to Ollie with the weather!” “Its Raining Pony’s!” ollie said. “Thankyou Ollie” “This ends today news!”
Back In the Griffin House…
Brian drinking tequila like always… “It’s this a joke? Cause, Ca-use you know-w that’s stupid” he said drunkly. “Gosh I don’t know Brian, I have one living in my room, his name is Derpy” Stewie said, giving Brian a weird stare. “Ya…right, coming from the guy who shot me in the my knee one time!” Brian replied raising his voice. Derpy manages to fly through Stewies room floor and into Brians drink. “Hi… I’m Derpy.. I..I Sor-ery I spilled your drink” Derpy said to Brian. “What.. The… Hell?!”Brian replied. “He came from my TV, aswell as the other pony’s thar are wondering around in Quohog”. Interrupting Peter Screams “OH MY GOD! Lois! I found a pony in the bathroom! I new pony’s were real!” “Sure Peter…” Lois replied thinking peter was joking around again “Yay!!!! You let me be myself!”.
Meanwhile in Adam’s West (The mayor) office…
“So… my nemesis ‘Boogaboogabooga’ finally did it..his plan for world domination has begun!! To the bat cave!” he inserts a quarter to his 4 year old batcar that move’s back and fourth “dananananananananana BatMan!!!!!” Adam suddenly realized he’s not getting anywere so he hides underhis desk “Teddy!(his teddy bear) your in charge of Quohog! Tell them… Adam Weast.. I meen west… I .. I don’t even know anymore!! Has resigned!”
Meawhile in Equestria…
Everypony in Ponyville is at Twilight Sparkles’s house scared and worried. “Calm down Everypony! We need to all be calm!” Twilight yelled to attempt to calm everyone. Outside of Twilight’s house there is a skull on the ground. Urban legend sais “Anypony that looks at it directly in the holes were the eyes were once were, teleports to a TV, that the other skull is placed. Skulls may only work in property of thy pony, or thy human”. “We should throw a party for the skull!!! Party Party Party!!” Pinkie Pie yelled excitingly “Pinkie Pie! That skull is evil!” Twilight replied. Spike burps out a letter from the princess. It reads “My most faithful student Twilight Sparkle! It seams’ that the ‘other’ skull has been activated! Please come to Camelot Quickly!! I’ll explain later!”. "Sorry guys, I have to leave and find out whats going on!" Twilight told everyone. "Rainbow, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike! your comming with me to find out whats going on". "bu...bu.. but i, i dont want to be teleported anywere except ponyville" Fluttershy stuttered. "Don't worry we got your back!" Rainbow Dash Said. The group; as scared as they were, began there journey to the train to Camelot. Suddenly, the mood of the day seemed to be gloomy and scary.
Camelot Here We Come...*Gulp*
The train was silent. Nopony could ever hear a pen drop. It was early 3:00am when the ponies started to here screams of vanishing ponies."Rarity are you okay??" Twilight asked rarity, as she sat there crying on the corner of the train cart. "I.. I never been alone before! Im scaredTwilight!" she replied."Im scared too" said fluttershy hiding under her blanky. The group huddled together and mangage to make it to the morning. It is now 7:00am. The ponies arrived at Camelot. It was like a ghost town, not a soul in sight. Suddenly they see Princess Celestia beging to vanish! "Princess!!!" Twilight screamed. "Twilight go to my library and read the book "Skull" and you'll understand! Please do not run to me, for I am vanishing forever" Princess Celestia said. Suddenly there were these wisps of skulls flying everywere. They seemed to be controlled by the pain skull. The world is in pearl. Suddenly they hear something!! "hehehehe.... heheheh " and see fingers coming out of the skull.
Meanwhile In Quohog
"hehehehe, hehehe" Peter lauging wile he poked the skull in its eyes. "I told you to burry that thing!!" Lois yelled. "Calm down Lois i know what im doing!" Peter replied. "Oh hi Surprisicle!(Peters pony that he found, and named in the bathroom)". Surpisicle was a pegasus pony. Majestic and wise. A Canterlot pony he was. A perfectly groomed main made him look astonishing. Atleast... untill Peter decided he didnt way the 300 pounds that he did and tried to ride it. "Weeeeeee" Peter said happily. Surpisicle gushing for air and look all tired in just 2 seconds. Surprisicle fell to the ground and went to look for some water. "That is rude, kind sir! You weigh the size of an elephant on its fat days!" Surpisicle said. "Woah... you can talk?? This is awsome!!" Peter said.
Peters Thoughts While Intrepting This Pony Can Talk
"I am peter i will fight you! hehehheheh" with his sword battling caveman with pens for there weapons, and orange caps with candy on them; while flying Surprisicle.
Back To Quohog
"I can do anything with you!!" Peter said. "Where am I at? What happend to all of Equestria?" Surprisicle asked. Peter completely Ignores that question, and sticks fingers up his noes. "Wha-what did you say?" "....."Surprisicle replied with non-verbal communication of saying nothing. "Gigity gigity gig-a-ty" Quagmire said, while passing peter. "Hey Peter, whats that mini-horse you have there?". "Oh this? its my pony" "Pegasus!" Surpisicle interupted. "Woah Peter he can talk!?" "I found him in my bathroom, next to the hole in the wall leading to Stewies room. "Sigh... im with idiots..."Surprisicle muttered to himself.
Back In Equestria
Twilight and her friends dashed to Celestia's library. "Here it is!" Said spike!. "Theres a note on it?". "Let me look at that, Twilight used her powers to lift the note as she read it. It reads "My Dearest Student, Twilight Sparkle. Please read this. It seems to be the Positive(+) Skull [Skull+ will be the name it will be refered for the rest of the story]. When both Skulls are activated, positve and negative, it creates a disturbance between two very Distinct worlds. Please do not be scared. With the Elements of Harmony on your side, I know you , and your fellow friends can do anything! You must deactive the skull on the other side. For Princessess, Those who travel in royal blood gets stuck between the realms of both worlds and cannot compile into either do proccess of entering a world. Read this book! It explains how to deactivate the skull(+) after that, then you must deactivate the skull(-). Both have different demands, for be deactived. I trust you Twilight Sparkle. I Trust you and all of your friends. For fate rest on your hoofs. -Princess Celestia"
To Be Continued...
