The Immortal Prank War

by Lady_Facepalm

It Has Begun . . .

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Luna quietly giggled to herself as she tip toed into her sister Tia's room. The soft snores coming from the bed informed her that she was indeed asleep, and that she wouldn't wake up while she began the prank war. Last year Luna had admitted defeat after she had been bombarded by hundreds of her sisters favorite dessert: cake. Luna shuddered at the thought of that much of the sweet treat, before turning back to her sleeping sister's mane and tail.

The immortal alicorn of the night snickered to herself at the thought for her opening prank, a brand new mane and tail due. Using her magic, a gel labeled Mane Styled appeared in her telekinetic grip. Luna uncorked the bottle and slowly began to maneuver her sister's mane into a hilarious position. "Done," Luna thought to herself before moving on to her sister's tail. She giggled again. "Oh I can't wait to see the look on her face when she see's this"

With the deed done, Luna covered her sister up in her blanket, being careful not to disturb her tail. The younger sister giggled again before leaving the room, making sure to get rid of the bottle of gel on her way.

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Celestia yawned and stretched her legs on her quilted bed, getting rid of the nighttime stiffness that racked her body. "What a night," she thought as she climbed out of bed and raised the sun while her beloved sister lowered the moon. Then, a sudden thought hit her, making her eyes shoot open to look around her room. "Our Prank War starts today," Celestia thought to herself, taking cautious steps around her room. "I'd better stay alert for any pranks Luna tries to pull on me." When she was satisfied that nothing was there, she opened her door and went downstairs to the castle thrown room.

"Why are all the guards looking at me like that?" Celestia thought to herself. " Oh no did Luna do something to my fur?!" She looked around at herself to make sure she was still white, before letting out a relieved sigh. "Well if it's not my fur then what are they looking at?" A guard cleared his throat and looked at Celestia, his checks pink from suppressing laughter. "P-Princess Ce-Celestia?" He shakily asked. She noticed he was trying desperately not to laugh.

"What's the matter Morning Dawn?" Celestia responded. Oh if I find out what Luna did to me I swear I'm breaking out the cake.

"What happened to your mane and tail?!" And then he and all the other guards in the room, who were also trying their hardest not to laugh, burst out laughing at the sight of their ruler. Celestia frowned and conjured up a full length mirror using her magic. Then her eyes widened in horror. "Oh my Faust." She thought as she gazed at her reflection, blushing brightly at herself.

Luna had somehow given her an Afro, some kind of popular mane style back in the nineteen neightees. Her mane, once beautiful and flowing, was now a swirling vortex in the shape of a ball. Her tail was no different, and the sight of her blushing that much made her blush even brighter. "Okay," Celestia thought. "I'm getting rid of this mane style." And then proceeded to try to get rid of the strange style, but nothing happened.

"What is going on?!" Celestia thought to herself. Her magic couldn't get rid of this style. Why? All of a sudden, a flash of dark purple magic appeared in front of her, which was holding the accused bottle of gel. Celestia turned to the back of the label and groaned. There, in fine print, it said "Does not administer magic affects. Lasts up to 12 hours." Celestia groaned again. Darn Lulu! The aggravated sun princess frowned and went deep in thought about what kind of prank to pull on Luna. Then a light bulb went off in her head.

"Morning Dawn?" Celestia began asking. He stopped laughing and turned to his Princess. "How can I help?" He asked. Celestia grinned devilishly. "Do we still have that magical paint?"

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Celestia carefully made her way into her sisters room, holding the paint can in her magic grip. "So Lulu, you prank me first huh? Well now you're going to stand out." She thought to herself and she began applying the paint to her sister's coat of fur.
It was Celestia's favorite color by far, and that would make it even funnier. Luna snored loudly in her sleep and shuffled around slightly. The sun princess grinned and finished applying the magical paint, but before leaving, she set a magical alarm next to her sister and went downstairs to wait for the carnage.

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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! A loud alarm awoke Luna from her sleep, making her send a bolt of magical energy towards it, shutting it up. Luna scoffed. "Really Tia? A magic alarm you must be really off your game this year." Then Luna stretched her leg, finally noticing what happened to her once beautiful coat of fur. "OH MY FAUST I'M PINK! TIA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!" Luna yelled, running downstairs to strangle her older sister.

On her way down, she noticed all the guards were not at their usual posts. "Maybe they are at a debriefing?" Luna thought to herself as she sped down the hallway to the thrown room. As soon as she entered, she realized how stupid she was. Celestia threw a party and invited hundreds of guests. It looked like all of Canterlot was there, and to make matters worst, everypony stared at the pink alicorn princess when she walked through the door.

Luna glared at her sister, who was trying desperately not to laugh. "TIA!" Luna yelled. "IF YOU WANT A PRANK WAR YOU GOT A PRANK WAR! IT'S SO ON!" And with that thought she ran back upstairs to try to get the paint ff her fur.

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