Im nut ok i Promiss

by dark-bloodysoul666

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Adventure, Sex, Big Macintosh, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Sad, Main 6, Nightmare Moon, Princess Luna
Length: 1189

A story about a pony who has to deal with soceity and all the other depressing things in her life.

A story about a pony who has to deal with soceity and all the other depressing things in her life.
I am going to try writing a story for my little pony because the show rocks as much as GC.

Published 2012-02-24 08:44:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-24 08:44:02 UTC

da nite dhat changd everythang

hi my name is Nite Black Histeria Moon Star Sparkel. i liv in ponyvill and run a goffik clothin stoore (an- lik hot topik lol). im goffik and a loner and only reli on my sistar Twilite Sparkkel 4 thangs.

i had 2 run teh store 2day soo i put on my blak lacy corset and blak pufffy skirt wit 4 blak lather hi heeled shoes. i put a blak ring dhat sad 666 on it (an-im a athest who warships satin) on my horn and put MCR (dhey fukin rok!) bands on mah wings.

"hay bitch" twilite said as i was gong to work.

"hay slut" i retorted.

"u look kawaii" she went.

"so do u lol" i said. she was wearin a purpel gothik dress wit blak fishnet stokings.

"i hav 2 rite a friendshit letta 2 dhat fukin prep Celesta. i HATE DHAT FUCKIN BATCH!" twilite yelled.

"lol i do too. shes almost as much of a fukin prep as dhat bitch Rareity. i gotta go hore." i said.

i went 2 mah shoop then.

on my way i passed Rareities fashon shop and her and a bunch of othar preps laughed at me. i put my middel finga up at dhem and dhey gasped and ran inside.

i got 2 me shop and sold a bunch of stuff and shit wen som1 cam in da door.

it was…..BAG MAKINTOSH!1

"hay" he said in a drepressed way.

he was SO fukin hot. he had on a linkin park tshirt wit 4 blak sk8tar shoes on his hoofs. he had died his maine black and wore tons of blak eyelinar. he looked jus like Gerard Way in da musik video 4 Helana where he sang sexily into da mike.

"hay" i said bak bluching.

"i hav tikets 2 da MCR concert tonite. u wanna go wit me?1" he axed

"O MY FUKIN GOD! i FUCKIN LUV MCR!" i screemed.

"will u go dhen" he askd agian.

"sure" i said goffikally.

l8tar dhat nite me and twilite got redy 4 da concert. Bag macintosh came in appeljaks truk but it was painted blak. it had bumpa stikers 4 evanesence, gc, marilon manson and otter gothik bands on it. we all did crack, coke, weed, and alcholol on da way 2 da koncert.

wen we got dhere i startred 2 screem beecause gerard way came on da stage.

gerard and da band sang da song Ghost of U

"at da end of da wrold or da last thing i see you r nevar cumin home never cumin home" gerard sang.

just dhen i saw Bag Mac gettin an eruction. he locked away embarased.

"its ok" i said. "i think sensative bi-ponys r really hot" (an-if ur a homophube dhen GTFO)

"ur so kool Nite Spakel" he went puttin hiss hoovs around me.

"yah lol"

afta da concart Bag Mak drov his truck into Evarfree Forest.

"y r we here?" i asked.

"Nite sparkel i brought u to da concart beecause i had to tell u somthang" he said staring at me wit longin in his eyes.

"wut?" i retarted.

"i cant tell u so maybee dhis song will help u undarstand"

just dhen he started to sing 'Wak me up Inside" lik a male versian of Amy Lee.

"do u-" i stated to say b4

"YES I LUV U NITE SPARKEL. MORE DHAN DA WORLD ITSELF!1"

just dhen we started takin off eachotters cloths and got on da hood of da kar. he stuk his Big Mac into mine and we did it 4 da 1st tim.

Twilite thuoght we were kute. "Kawaii" she sad watchin us do it. i kud tell she was turned on by da lock in her eyes.

suddenly we herd some1 yell. "WAT DA FUCK R U DOIN U MOTHERFUKERS!"

it was…..Princess Celerstia!1

brin me 2 lif3

Princes Celerystia bruoght us 2 da mayors office and told us 2 sit down.

"CUM NOW!" da mayor yellad.

we came.

"Twilite Spakall wat were u doin wit dhes 2 in da middel of da evarfree forrest?" Celerestai axsed twilite

"we were at da MCR concart u stupid fukin preppie posar bitch!" twilite (mah sister) mumbled loudy.

"WAT DA FUK DID U JUSt SAY 2 ME!" Celeryestia demandad. "ur goin 2 hav too writ me anodher freindship letta jus 4 dhat".

"NO!" i went sexily; defanding me sister.

"Stop ur blabbaring u stuped goth satinist" screemed da mayor of ponyland.

"IT WAS MAH FUALT!" Bag Makintash bruke in. "i lured dhem into da forest 2 hav sex wit dhem!"

"IF DHATS TRU DHEN U HAV 2 WRIT ME 1 FRIENDSHIT LETTA PAR WEEK!" Celermestia giggeled softly.

"FIN I WILL DHEN!" hallowered Bug Mak.

"u may go now" da mayor of pwnies said waverin us off.

wen we were away we stated talkin abuot wat had just happaned in da mayors ofiice b4 wen we were broght in 4 havin sex on da car becuse we had went 2 da MCR conkert dhat big mac invited us 2 wen i saw him in me shup becuase i had 2 goto wok dhat day.

"wat a fuckin batch" twilit spakal (my sistar) said angrally.

"yah wat fukin preps. dhey probubly listans 2 paris hanna montuna & justin beibber" Bag Mic said full of rage.

i just looked deeply into hes eyes. dhey were so full of paine & angry dhat it made get all hot and wet and hav a gurl versian of an eruction.

"tanks 4 takin da fall 4 me i said" blushin

just dhen Mac Big did somting i didnt except…..he franched me in da face.

twilit (my sistar) smiled happaly as we mad out 4 da rest of da trap home. Bag Mike stayed ova hour tree huse and we had sax da hole nite.

da next mourning (get it cause im goffik and tink bein sad is kill (lol i did it again)) a preppy zebra came ova and knoked on da door.

"Cum outside NOW!" she yelled.

we all did.

"wat do u want" i said angrally.

"da mayor said she wants to banassh Bag Mak 4 raping u 2" she siad smugly.

"NO!" i yelled sexily.

"wat if we dont" twilite (mah sastar) added.

"dhen i will tell Celerestai dhat Nite Blak Hysertia Moon Star Spakel & Bag Mac were havin sex all night!" she said trumpetetly.

"how did u kno dhat!" we all gapsed.

"because i used me african magik 2 spy on u reterds" she retarted.

"ILL GO!1" I yelleded.

"NO U CANT DO DHIS!" Pig Mac & twilight (my saster) screemed scaredly.

"HAHAHAHAHA" Zekura laughed crapin her hooves togethar.

dhat is until…..a black ponie appeared behand her and cut her in half wit her hurn.

"NNOOOOOOOO!" zekura yelled as blud flew out all aruond her, all ova ponyland and da treehuse.

she died.

"DHATS WAT U GET U FUKIN PREP POSAR BATCH!" yelled da blak pwny.

she was wearin a Gren Day tshit wit 4 shiny MCR house shoes. she wore a TON of blak eyeliner wit blak lipstack.

it was….Prancess Luner.