After years of training underneath the mysterious, mystical Zecora, Apple Bloom is to be initiated into the zebra Shaman Order through one last test– performing a fertility rite.

With only the barest thread of what she's in for and a bit of trouble accepting herself, though, Apple Bloom is rather nervous. But with the help of her mentor and the very spirits she encounters through the rite, perhaps Apple Bloom might find more than she expected.

Though really, when said ritual involves getting brutally screwed in every orifice by an army of ghosts, if she found anything more, it would be a surprise.

Here's one last thing before my summertime ends and I'm reduced to a disorganized mess as I try to shed my social retardation and get back into the high school groove (not that I'll care #seniors).

Massive, massive, massive thanks to darf for the vast majority of the editing, Catalyst Cradle for the other majority, and Cola_Bubble_Gum for keeping me from making Apple Bloom completely incomprehensible. I wish I could send you guys cookies or something for making this probably the most polished 4-5k words I've ever put out.

Enjoy the show.

Non-indicative cover art by JunglePony because I couldn't find anything better

srsly tho wtf is wrong wit anthros