How I Lived My Life Twice

Hey, wazzup!
Okay, so I've been keeping a secret with Arthtrot that is hinted at in this chapter. If anypony notices it, message me. Cya!

On a Date With Yourself

Basicly, ponyville is EXACTLY the same as ponyville. I've mastered controlling my magic of fire, up to making fire hurricanes (We all know how that turned out). I've also started to switch personalities randomly between me and the clones I made a while back. I thought they were gone. Damn Negafire burnt Rainbow Dash! He also molested... nevermind. Posifire is in control right now, flirting with the mares. I should really learn to control them, or things could get ugly. "Hey there, Colgate. How's it going? I heard you like it when I do this." He (I) took out a brush and started combing her mane, saying "Brushie brushie!" I swear if I were to switch back right now I would be blushing so hard my cheeks would set on fire. Colgate stretched out for a bit before getting cozy on a bench. I could hear light snoring and Posifire seemed satisfied. From where I was, a portal opened up and I was sucked in. "Guess it's my turn." I said as I was now standing where Posi was. I looked at Colgate, and couldn't help but say "d'aawwww." I picked her up and dropped her back at her house. "I need to see if I can control these new personalities." I galloped over to Twilight's tree and knocked on the door.

"Seriously! Ponies these days don't get this is a PUBLIC library!" Twilight shouted. The door swung open to reveal Spike. "Oh, hey there. Where's Twilight?" I asked. "She's in the basement right now testing on a new potion. She said to stay out of there. For all I know it could be a cure to cancer." He replied. Secluded pony is secluded. "Well, are there any books on split personalities?" Spike hopped onto a ladder, which rolled down the shelf as he grabbed the book he was looking for. The ladder made an abrupt halt and Spike hopped back off. "Split Personalities 101. Seems like most of these informational books are titled Hitchponies Guide or 101." I grabbed the book and was on my way. "See ya later!" Spike waved goodbye to me. Why he didn't ask why I want such a book, I haven't a clue.

I flew up to my new cloud house (more condensed clouds for better protection and fireproofing), broke down the wall, and walked inside. "Like a boss." I flopped onto my bed and opened the book. "Time to be an egghead."

*Five minutes later*

"Okay, so if this works, I'll be able to control Posifire and Negafire." I made the final indents in the cloud floor and opened a jar of rainbow. I poured it in, the liquid spectrum filling in the lines. "Now for the final touch." I pulled a hair out and placed it in the stream of rainbow. It glowed red, then orange, then yellow, and so forth. Then the unexpected happened.

The rainbow glowed a sickly green and then drained of color. My body felt like it split in three. Oh wait, it did. "Well, this was a failure." Negafire said. "And sure was an ugly one. Look at the liquid!" Posifire said. "Guys, can we get along and NOT try to point out the bads? The good thing is that we're together and not either out cold or locked in the prison of my head. Ugh, how am I gonna explain this?" I paced back and forth. "Let me look in the book for a reverse circle." I checked the book for it. That's when I noticed the fine print. "How to split personalities? Just great. No going back." I said bluntly. "But what about the reverse circle?" Posifire asked. "Did you not hear what I just said? No going back!" He backed up into a wall.

"Guys, idea." Negafire said. Me and Posi paid our attention to him. "You don't have to explain. We can stay in your mind while you can do what you need to." Seemed like a good plan. I looked at Posi, and he nodded. "Well, it's settled. You two, up here." I pointed to my head. They both circled a hoof with fire, creating a portal, and jumped in. You in there? ±Yeah±. I still don't get how I can be in my own head while also being in the real world. Just think about it.

"Hey Blaze! You there?" I heard an orange mare call "Coming!" I replied. I flew over to the door. "What do you need?"
"Well, I was wondering if you and me... well..." Same thing would've happened here. "Sure, why not?" She jumped with joy, almost breaking through the cloud. She grabbed my hoof and we flew down to Pinkie's. When we landed, she popped out, upside down, right above us. "Hey there! What can I get you today?"
"Woah! Pinkie! Seriously, don't do that. It freaks ponies out." She pouted, then fell on the ground.

"Anyways, we'd like a watermelon flavored smoothie. Large, please." Fire said. "Okay then! Wait right here!" She flew off towards the kitchen, leaving a cloud of dust in her wake. "Seriously, where does she get that much dust?" I asked. -Don't question Pinkie Pie.- "I'm baaack!" Pinkie shouted. I took the drink from her hoof and put two straws in it. "Thank you, Pinkie. Here's a tip." I dropped three bits into her saddlebag. "Thank you, too! Now stay here, I've got other ponies that need service." She darted off, and I took a sip of the smoothie.

"Is it great in Ponyville, the Mare version? Surrounded by your kind all the time, as in females."
"Yeah, those colts are really boring where I'm from."
"Are you planning on staying?"
"No, the rest of the mane six colts would become suspicious and worried." I agreed. What would happen if I were to leave for weeks? Nothing good. "Maybe we can alternate every couple days. On Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday, I'm in your world, while your in mine the rest."
"Deal."

The rest of the day was pretty uneventful. Other than the fact I almost DIED by drowning because I didn't know how to swim with hooves, pretty uneventful. "Wanna sleep with me tonight? My bed is pretty large."
"Uh... sure. What's the worst that could happen?"