The cloud was pretty comfortable. Made a good sleeping spot. Why didn't I think of this earlier? Way better than some dusty old wagon.

The Mane Six haven't come yet, probably planning some attack, or alerting Celestia, or something. Cowards.

I had nothing to do except read a single book I've read over 50 times over and over again. I wasn't going to go down there, if anything, they might've been hiding out under my wagon or some shit, waiting for me to go down there. I'd only go back to my wagon for food or water, or another pissing jar, but nothing else.

Then I heard voices, familiar voices, belonging to 5 ponies. They're here.

I peaked my head over the edge of the cloud, and saw the multicolored ponies trot up the hill, heads low, ready to attack. I aimed my bow, pulled back on the string. The whole world seemed to stop in its tracks, waiting and watching for me to take the shot. Time slowed, it even seemed the birds had stopped flying.

I let go. The arrow flew straight and true, right into the hoof of the pink one. She screamed, fell over, and the orange one and the one called Fluttershy flew over to her, and the others tried to find where the arrow came from. I quickly took cover, and brought my head back down.

"Shit just got serious," I breathed. I peeked back over the cloud to find that the pink one and Fluttershy had stayed behind, while the other three advanced. I can't see whether to admire their braver or their stupidity.

I wasn't much of a professional archer, but I tried anyway. I took three arrows, locked them into the string, and took aim. It was greatly more difficult to shoot a bow horizontally than vertically, I don't normally do it this way, but I wanted to finish this quickly.

I let it fly. Instead of hitting each of them with one arrow, the three arrows flew in a group, and hit the white one in the stomach, liver, and back hoof. Instead of screaming, she just fell over, silver blood spurting all over the place.

If this were the six that represented friendship, I wonder why Twilight and the orange one took cover behind two rocks instead of helping the white one out.

I decided to kill off the two that stayed behind. Arrow in hand, I heard shouting,
"Nobody hurts my friends!" some pony screamed while a hoof slammed right into my face. I fell back on the cloud, nearly tipping over the edge. I looked around, trying to find out who that pony was, until she landed right in front of me.

"Rainbow Dash, I thought I broke your leg,"
"Ehh, Twilight has some healing spells," she said, and kicked me again.

I stood up, punched her in the face, then jumped off the cloud, and flew to my mound of grass near the wagon. I dug up my stone nail leg thing, "Perfect."

Rainbow Dash flew down after me, but I power turned right on time, to get a good, bloody blow, in the face. A loud scream emanated across the hill, as blood spilled from Rainbow Dash's eye, snout, and neck.

I trotted over to the downed rainbow pegasus, blood still dripping from the hole in her eye and neck. I raised my stone club, and brought it down on her, again and again and again, until she stopped screaming, and stopped breathing. Bronze blood covered my hoofs and club, like, the whole thing. All that was left of Rainbow Dash was a body of a pegasus without a head. The head, was slowly trickling down the hill, a couple rainbow strands of hair lie around the body.

"Two down, I think, 4 or 5 to go," I came out from behind the wagon to confront the orange rodeo pony and Twilight. they saw the large amounts of blood, and a look of horror spread across each of their faces.

"Rainbow Dash!" Twilight screamed. They both charged me at once. I ducked as the orange one tried to jump me, and slammed the club into her underside. She fell over, onto her side, obviously dieing.

"Finish this Twi," the orange one said, until she put her head down, and closed her eyes.

I looked back at Twilight. She had stopped charging, now crying. A sad sight to see, if you weren't me.

"Aww, are you sad? Are you sad that I killed three of your friends? Are you? Well to fucking bad, they're dead now, nothing you can do about it," I grimaced. My life goal coming slowly to a completion. I will rise, I will rule, I will shine in the light, forever.

But I still had three more ponies to worry about.

Twilight stopped crying, now a look of complete furiosity. Her horn was sparkling black, very black. Small bubbles of darkness, now growing larger, sprouted from her eyes and horn.

"OOHHH SHIT!!" I ducked, as a giant bolt of shadow practically flew over my head at the speed of light. It hit my wagon, which exploded gracefully.

I turned back around, to see two more bolts coming at me. I weaved between them, getting close and close to Twilight, while also increasing the chances I was gonna get hit by one of those things.

I was about 10 feet away from Twilight now, when she fired a shadow bolt straight at me. Nowhere to dodge, I did the thing that most sensible ponies would do. I raised the stone club in front of me, still covered with pegasus blood. I waited for my oncoming death, but no pain came, no explosion. I opened my eyes, expecting to be in hell or something, but no. I was perfectly fine.

The stone club had blocked the shot. I don't know how, but the fact that the shadow bolt blew everything up, I came to the approximate conclusion that the blood of Elements of Harmony had something to do with it.

I smirked. I charged at Twilight, shielding myself from her bolts of boom, until I was eye to eye with her. I felt the warm, golden blood of an alicorn, as I plunged the club into her underside, and came out the other.

The expression of horror reappeared on Twilight's face, until she lost so much blood, her eyes closed, and the body felt limp. I took the club out, now completely soaked with blood. I smiled like a freak.

"TWO LEFT!!!" I screamed as I charged across the hill to the other two. None of them saw me, they were faced the wrong way, and it was impossible to here me galloping on the perfectly fertile soil. I lacked the club into one of Fluttershy's wings, and kneed her chest.

I don't know how anypony didn't here the scream coming from the hill as I killed Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie. Let's just say, I hope somepony would come up here, find the dead bodies, and hold a proper funeral.

I may be a bloodthirsty pony, but I still hold respect.

The sun was setting, illuminating the blood one last time. Club in hand, trotted down the hill opposite to Ponyville, with a case of food that remained.

"One Month Later"

I hid in the cold mountains, without anypony knowing. I was afraid Celestia and Luna would realize the death of the Elements, and come after me. I was scared, I admit, but I still had to rise.

All ponies shall fear me.

Next quest;

Kill the princesses.

Author's Note

Talamad only knows the name of Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Twilight Sparkle.