Dash of Humanity
Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.
Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.
Edits by: Selbi, Abcron, Breath of Plagues, Refro, Jaestring, The Parasprite, Starbound Gurren
Pre-read by: SkeeterTL, Solidfire, Penjacker, TypewriterError, Pearple Prose
(It took all of them to corral my insanity.)
Cover art by Tsitra360
V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo.
V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.
18 Chapters:
- 1. Unexpected House Guest 2013-08-23 20:46:49 UTC5188
- 2. Awkward Misadventure for Two 2013-08-26 23:01:00 UTC4967
- 3. New Pony Party 2013-09-02 20:28:43 UTC5515
- 4. Three Can Keep a Secret 2013-09-10 03:21:30 UTC5602
- 5. Attempts at Normalcy 2013-09-11 21:41:58 UTC5269
- 6. Facing Reality 2013-09-14 00:45:57 UTC6894
- 7. That Escalated Quickly 2013-09-18 00:42:27 UTC6988
- 8. The 20th Century Limited 2013-09-23 21:26:37 UTC4044
- 9. Full of Surprises 2013-09-29 13:58:14 UTC6309
- 10. Same Crap, Different Day 2013-10-04 00:00:15 UTC7277
- 11. We Need To Go Deeper. 2013-10-10 02:34:27 UTC4543
- 12. In Sickness And Health 2013-10-27 16:55:07 UTC5226
- 13. Blackout 2013-11-18 02:02:16 UTC3706
- 14. Never a Dull Moment 2013-12-01 19:39:16 UTC6722
- 15. Dash of Insanity 2013-12-10 21:38:32 UTC6746
- 16. In The End 2013-12-17 23:00:51 UTC4774
- 17. Epilogue 2013-12-20 21:31:18 UTC1775
- ---- Bonus: Dash's Journal, prequel edition ---- 2014-01-06 16:20:14 UTC