Pony Fortress 2

by DreZoma

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Random, Crossover
Length: 1093

Some weird hybrid of TF2 and MLP, warning unfinished and terrible.

I was bored, so I made this :P

Mixture of TF2 and MLP, unfinished and unedited. Expect terribleness.

PLEASE, r&r, or else I might go insane. I do have quite a craving for cupcakes already…
*Terrible reference is terrible

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-24 10:24:04 UTC

Prologue

PONY FORTRESS 2

This is  a rather terrible crossover of MLP and TF2.

Expect crap piled onto more crap.

NOTICE: Yes, I am aware someone created something called “Equestria Fortress 2”,

you don't have to sue me.

NOTICE 2: I own none of the characters, TF2 or MLP. Don't sue.

Where are we?

Welcome to 2 Fort, as the fighters call it. They don't bother much with names. Why bother when your only purpose here is to kill? A lot. A lot, lot.

That's the life of a mercepony. I suppose. Kill or be killed. Added bonus though, if you kill you get paid. Lot's. Apparently the flim-flam brothers really want each other dead over some dispute over land. Something about Zepheniah Flam and his will- I wasn't really paying attention, truth be told. The sniper was telling me something about it- I believe Twilight was her name. Apparently a total book worm. It was hard to hear her over the voice of the scout anyways, she kept bragging over how she managed to capture a point in 10 seconds flat. I guess why she has a 'dash' in her name.

Wait, so you want to know about the team now? Geez, I thought this was supposed to be quick.

Well, I only met them shortly. I believe they have quite a crew, there's a...

HEAVY,  though the guy's not very big and definitely not very heavy. Apparently he's a kid... a baby dragon. Which explains that, but really? Carrying a machine gun? It's bigger then him too. I don't get it either, but he seems to do fine. Don't' know why a kid's a mercepony either. Eh.

SCOUT, the bragging pony I was talking about. Fast. Very fast. The stuff she's carrying keep her from flying all the way, she's a Pegasus, but she still can use the wings to jump higher then the normal pony could. I believe she was called “Rainbow Dash”. I don't know what rainbow's have to do with shooting ponies, but eh, she's good at it.

SOLDIER, this ponies got some weird eye problems. The other ponies called her either 'Soldier' or 'Derpy', so I guess her name is something along the lines of that. She's a Pegasus but the weapons really holds her down unless she uses the rocket to give her a boost, then she can fly slightly. I'm impressed with her skill though. She's surprisingly good with the rocket launcher and can shoot almost anything even with that lazy eye. She also likes muffins apparently.

PYRO, this pony is crazy. The only thing I could see was her pink, busy tail, and all the other ponies would just call her 'Pinkie'. Not sure if that's a nickname or not, but either way (I'm guess it's a she) this pony is insane. She seemingly popped out of nowhere when I found her, ambushing from every which way. Plus, she seems to get really happy using the flame-thrower of her's. She nearly burned down the building several times, half of which involved a attempt at baking something.

DEMOMARE, different from the other ponies, mostly due to the fact that she's a zebra, this pony has a serious taste for mixing up explosives. Shooting them too. Can't say a lot about her, I'm not sure I even remember hearing a pony say her name. She could probably kill 4 ponies at a time though.

ENGINEER, she has a really distinct southern drawl in her speak. Real clever with machines too. Most of the members called her 'Jack' or 'Engineer', but some called her by 'AppleJack'. She's good at her job I can tell you, she managed to create an automated sentry in less than 2 minutes. It could kill too, really, really well. It even could sort allies from enemies, and not kill those on your team.

MEDIC, this pony is really, really timid. This mare stays behind in the back a lot, but somehow manages to be one of the most important members. Apparently no one has died on her watch, by her I mean 'FlutterShy'. That's what I heard them calling her at least. I trust in her abilities too, I saw in action the power of her device. 'Medi-gun' they called it. The scout took a pretty nasty fall, bleeding badly. The gun just fixed her right up.

SNIPER, the book worm I was talking about. She knows her stuff, apparently. I don't know if reading gives you magic sniping powers, but somehow she shot down a bird from 100 yards. I'm pretty sure that's a good shot. Very good. She said it had to do with her magic, apparently. She's also seems to be some sort of leader in the group, the other members look up to her. Intelligence reasons I guess. Either way, she's a heck of a good sniper.

SPY,  she's some sort of fashion crazed trickster, and she is probably the most dangerous pony alive. When I first met her she was  fussing about how she needed to get a new suit, how her's was out of fashion and how she would be the laughing stock of the whole battlement. According to the sniper she does that a lot. Her skill and utility makes up for her dramatic personality. She had some sort of disguise device that allowed her to disguise herself as the enemy, and an invisibility watch to get behind enemy lines. Not only that, but manages to take out key opponents with back stabs she gets through trickery and careful planning. Frightening really.

There. Does that cover it?

More? Really? What in Equestria is a portal gun? No, they don't use anything called a 'Portal Gun', whatever that is. Gravity gun? Where do you get these things? No, they don't use any of whatever you're talking about. Hats? What do hats matter? No, hats would be the most useless thing ever, I don't get what you think is so great about hats. No pony in their right mind would EVER care about hats in war. It's stupid.

TF2: HAT SIMULATOR 3000

LOL! JK, I love the hats. Though, thinking about it, they probably should just stop with the TF2 part and just make HAT SIMULATOR 3000. That would make everyone- I mean everypony, happy. Next chapter should be coming soon. Just wondering, should I make this a less personal fight story or should I include my obsession... shipping? D:

I REALIZE THIS STORY IS PIECE OF BALLS, BUT IT WOULD HELP IF YOU POINT OUT WHERE. THANKS.