Today was a [adjective] day

Day 456 in Equestria. Rainbow Dash boasts she can beat you at any sporting event. If you win, she'll do anything you want. She's so confident, she lets you pick the event. SUMO WRESTLING MOTHAFUCKA.

Easily beat her. Tell her to open her mouth. With tears in her eyes, she takes the entire length in her mouth. She spits.

"This is so dirty!"

"You're not done yet. Put it back in your mouth."

She does so, obviously disgusted. She involuntarily begins to run her tongue over it. You're loving it. Finally, after a minute, she spits the earthworm out.

"There, I kept a worm in my mouth for a minute."

"And it was hilarious."

"You know, when I said you could make me do anything you wanted, I thought you'd want to fuck me."

"lol why would i fuck a horse"

Today was a good day.