Today was a [adjective] day

Day 12345 in Equestria. As you're walking down the street, you accidentally step on a tripwire. A net falls over you. Fluttershy flutters shyly over to you.

"Oh my. I've finally captured you!"

"Fluttershy, this net only covers my Head and Shoulders™."

You freak out and throw the net off you. Enraged, you grab a blade from the tool belt of a nearby stallion. Fluttershy flies off and you chase after her swinging madly. Twilight sees you and grabs the tool from your hands and levitates Fluttershy to safety.

"Ok, enough of this!"

She goes therapist mode, with the bun and the glasses.

"I see the problem here, you two. Fluttershy, if you stop trying to rape Anon, he won't try to stab you with a putty chisel and end your life."

Fluttershy looks sad.

"Oh, ok..."

"And you, Anon. You shouldn't bother with Fluttershy when you could have all this!"

She tackles you to the ground and starts grinding her marehood over you, soaking you in her juices.

"What kind of a psychologist are you!?"

Her mind snaps.

"PSYCHOLOGIST!? Are you nuts!? I'M A HORSE!"

You suddenly notice she is, in fact, a horse. She's also not purple and has no horn. Looking around, you remember what happened. You hid in your neighbors horse stalls to huff gasoline. All of your adventures in Equestria were just a weird hallucination.

Today was a good day.