Today was a [adjective] day

Day pemdas in Equestria. Hurt your back at work so you're laid up for a few days. Fluttershy shows up at your house.

"I heard you hurt yourself, Anon, so I'm here to take GOOD care of you..."

Oh no. She pulls out a bag. Inside is a Pony Station 3 and a copy of Not-so-friendly Konflict Resolution 9. Eh...

"I'm the world champ, you know. I bet you can't beat me!"

Oh it's on, now.

You're on your fifth round. She's beat you every time. You're getting pissed. She beats you again.

"Quit spamming low kick, faggot!"

You chuck the controller at her face. She's out like a light. Throwing the controller fucks your back up even more. You're stuck there for 6 days, drinking Fluttershy's blood for nourishment, before someone finally finds you.

Today was a bad day.