Today was a [adjective] day

The shock of arriving in Equestria gave you a heart attack, and now you have a condition. Fluttershy's house burnt down, leaving 40% of her body burned. Rarity lost her hearing during a tragic sewing machine malfunction. Pinkie Pie lost her hind legs to diabetes. Apple Jack went blind in a farming accident. Twilight lost her front legs when one of her experiments went awry. Rainbow Dash is a lesbian. You all go to school together.

Today was a bad day.