Day blarf in Equestria. Your best friend died. He was a cow. He knew you liked meat, so he left his body to you. To honor his memory, you craft him into the finest cheesesteak sandwich that ever existed.

You find a nice, peaceful spot in the park and begin to eat your friend. He's delicious. A pony walks up and asks what you're eating.

"A Philly cheesesteak," you reply.

"What did he say?" a pony says.

"A 'filly' cheesesteak!?" another shouts.

"Oh my Celestia, he's eating a child!"

The ponies begin to attack you before you can explain yourself. You try to run, but you're quickly hunted down and trampled to death underneath a hundred marshmallowy hooves.

Today was a bad day.

Author's Note

I'm aware cows are not male.