Today was a [adjective] day

Day 2013 in Equestria. You're running low on supplies, so you begin to head into town. As you turn a corner, you find fluttershy sitting in the middle of the road. That's odd; normally she hides or sets a trap. You try to ignore her and walk past, but she steps out in front of you, nearly tripping you.

"What, Fluttershy?"

"Hello, Anon." she says, looking behind you. "Fancy seeing you here."

"Will you please get out of my way?"

"Oh absolutely!"

She makes a weird movement with her hooves.

"Fluttershy, what the hell are you do-UGH"

You're cut off as you feel a terrible pain in your chest. Looking down, you see an arrowhead sticking out of your heart. Underneath the blood, you see "Qpid" written on the shaft. In shock, you turn around and see Derpy holding a bow in her hooves as she hovers. Strength fading, you fall to the ground. Who'd have thought Derpy was such a good shot

"Can I get my muffin now?" you hear Derpy say.

Fluttershy stands over you.

"You've been shot through the heart with an arrow. That means you'll fall in love with me now, right?"

You cough out a bit of blood.

"No, it means I'm going to die, you stupid cunt!"

"Oh... what's "die"? Anon? Anon, are you sleeping?"

Today was a bad day.