Today was a [adjective] day

Day 565656 in Equestria. It's a dark and stormy night. You wake up to a loud thumping sound coming from outside. You put on your slippers and look outside, but it's too dark. Sounds like it's coming from your shed. You tear the door open and jump inside, but it's empty.

Suddenly, there's a flash of lighting. For a split second, you see a hockey mask and a knife. You grab a shovel off the wall of the shed and swing

9999 OVERKILL

You hear Fluttershy scream in pain. Looking close, you see it was Fluttershy the whole time.

"I take it serial killers aren't your fetish?"

You hit her with the shovel a few more times, and go back to bed.

Today was a good day.