World War Three With Ponies!

It all began when Italy contacted the United States for help. Rome had been bombed by France on April Fool's Day. The ruins of Ancient Rome were obliterated, and burned to the ground. Italy retaliated by  burning the Eiffel tower to the ground. France claimed it was an April Fool's Day prank but the Italian government did not believe them and bombed their government HQ.

France teamed up with Germany and planned to take over Italy, but thanks to one of their spies, they were able to prepare and ask for help. First came the Russians and they helped rebel the French and German infantry, the Americans were brought in to help in the air. When the French found this out they sought help from the Taliban and seeking revenge on the Americans they gladly joined in on the fight. Then they sought after the help of Great Britain who accepted after a payment of $45,000,000.

The sides were evened... for now. Little did the Enemy(the British, French and Afghans) know Canada had joined the Americans and the other countries making up the Allied Forces. This would later help the Allied Forces in battles involving a lot of heavy artillery. The Canadians were also good strategist . They had the worlds best strategist on their side. Along with the best air force,army,and navy the Allied Forces were a force to be reckoned with! Russia's sheer size and numbers made the enemy quiver when seeing them before a battle and the Americans sheer confidence made them puke in disgust. Along with the Canadians accent the enemy wanted to run for cover and quit. But we all know that won't happen.