Why do i have hooves?

"I'M A PONY!" A PONY! AND WORST OF ALL.... I'M A FILLY! I SHOULD BE A MARE! I'M A STINKING CUTE LITTLE WHITE PEGASI FILLY WITH PINK HAIR!" I scream at the grass. "Oh no! I'm going to miss my school trip!" I cry out hopeless and watch a tumbleweed blow by as I try to figure out how to walk shakily trotting towards a welcome to Appleloosa sign. "At least now I know where I am... IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE APPLELOOSA!" How will i get back to earth? I burst into tears just as a group of ponies walks nearby. One of them walks towards me.

"Are you okay hun? Are you lost?" She asks me.

"What do you think? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! No! I'm not okay!" I scream still angry. How could I be a My Little Pony?!? It's a TV show for gods sake!

"Everythings gonna be fine! I'll help you get back to your mommy! Where do you live sweetie?" She asks me in that tone you use when you talk to a toddler.

"I'm not a little kid!" I say just as an idea pops into my head. If I can't take a trip to London today, why not Ponyville?

"Of course you aren't!" She smiles at me using that tone again.

"Ponyville. I live in Ponyville. Will you take me there?"

"My that's very far away... Come with me, lets go ask the nice officer if he will take you home" She says and grins while herding me towards one of the ponies in the group in a police outfit.

"No! No police!" I say panicked as she ignores my protests, my trip will go to waste when they find out i don't exist!

"Who's this Peach?" He asks her.

"This is a little lost filly, she was crying over there, says she's from Ponyville-"

They push me towards another filly probably expecting me to play or something, and out of hearing range of their conversation.

I suppose they did that on purpose, but this is going to be trouble. "Hiya! My mom says your lost! How'd you get way out here all the way from Ponyville? You must of accidentally gotten on a train or something!"

Unable to answer her question I just say I woke up here kind of quietly.

"Did yah dose off on a cloud or something? Wow! Can i see you fly?" The filly says really loudly

"Uhhhh yes?" I say confused because she as talking faster than a hyena sprints.

"Well go on then!" She replies excitedly and stomping her front hooves.

"Go on then what?"

"Fly, silly!"

I hesitantly move my wings about to try them when the officer interrupts.

"Come on, time to take you to Ponyville, do you know your address?" He asks me walking me towards a train .

"Yes.. Uh just take me to Ponyville and I will walk there by myself.. Uh okay?"

"Nonsense, I'll walk you there to make sure you get home safely."  He says walking towards a different section of the train before I get a chance to reply back.

"Darn it" I hmph crossing my front legs. This is going to be very bad. Very very bad.

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Once we get off the train i thank the officer, just as he is saying lets get you to your parents, and make a run for it.

"Bushes!" I jump in one of the cartoony looking bushes and hide making a few rustling noises until I get into a comfortable position.

~Officer POV~

"Lets get you to your house-" The filly makes a dash for it "...Hun" I run after her a bit slower as I am out of practice.

~Violets POV~

I hear the officer look for me as I hide in the bushes. No one ever looks in the bushes. They are thorny! I hear him walk away, and when I think the coast is clear i come out. "Phew" I spit out some dirt and look around. "Oh no!" He got more police officers! They were everywhere. Where to go, where to go. "Twilights library!" It looks bigger then it does in the show.  I run towards it, dashing behind something every once in a while until I get there. I walk in casually.

"Oh Hi!" Spike says as he carries a few books to put them on a shelf. "Do you want me to show you the picture books?"

"Um it's okay I just wanted to visit." I reply and look around pretending i'm just looking at books. A police pony comes in.

"There you are!" she exclaims and carries me out using magic from his horn as i struggle.

Ok Violet, just tell them the truth, that you are not really a pony and are a human, a bipedal hairless monkey like creature, ok? I think to myself. That's all i need to do.

"Why did you take off running like that from him?" She asked me

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"I'll tell you the truth" I say as she watches.

"I'm not really a pony.. I'm a bipedal creature from a planet called earth" I say my heart beating fast. I look at the police ponies as they burst out laughing.

"Humans are an old mares tale!" One of them says laughing.

"Whats your name?" Asks the Appleloosa officers.

I use my real name. "Violet" I reply.

He nods and looks at something, kind of like a mini computer.

"It's like there's no trace of you" He says. "Do you really live in Ponyville?"

I can't think of anything, and I stupidly say "No?" as I back up tripping backwards over a rock and hitting my head on the hard path. Everything goes black.