My new upside-down inside-out lifeby PhantomPhoenixChapters"I just had to wake up today." (edited)Waking Up, Disaster Avoided, and Sweet Powers (edited)Morning (edited)A long day [part 1] (unedited)A long day part 3OKThings and stuffA long day [part 2] (unedited)"I just had to wake up today." (edited)Chapter 1 Sup the names Amos. I am a seventeen year old student, very exciting I know. I’m 5’7, have brown/blond hair, I weigh 152 lbs., I have light tan skin, and I have brown eyes that turn slightly gold in the summer. I like video games, have a very active imagination, and all around awesome guy, Humble too. This is the story of how I became a god of chaos. Well that escalated quickly. Let’s start at the beginning shall we boys and girls. I live, lived, in Philly near 69th street, don’t worry if you don’t know where that is just look it up on Google or something, it’s why God made the internet. It was the last day of my sophomore year and I was walking through my short cut in a park to my apartment. When I spotted a very good friend of mine, Erisa. She was sitting on a park bench feeding the birds as usual. Erisa was an old friend of my mom and dad, she is thirty-five year old black woman, she has brown braided hair and she always wears sun glasses, but she isn’t blind, so I don’t know what color her eyes are. I’ve known her for most of my life, she’s really fun to talk to and always has a good story to tell, she may look thirty-five but she’s a lot wiser than a normal women her age, personally I think she’s older. DO NOT, tell her I said that. Anyway I saw her said "hey" and waved, and then she looked toward me smiled and waved me to come over. “Hey handsome how are ya.” She started giving me a warm hug. “Not bad just got out of school for summer, how are you today good looking.” I said returning the hug and chuckling slightly “Can’t complain, and that’s good to hear so what else is new.” She said releasing the hug and sitting down, chuckling as well. Then we talked about are day so far, how our jobs were going , you know , casual stuff. It’s always a good time talking to Erisa about anything really. After about thirty minutes she asks me a question that changed my life forever. “Hey Amos, what would you do if you were given the opportunity to go to a different world?” she asked while carrying a distant stare and her face. “Would you go or would you let the opportunity slide away?” I shrugged and said “I think I would go, it would depend on where and what I would have with me though. But I would still go, it would be just way to good of an opportunity. ” “What if you could never come back?” There was no expression shown in her face. This is getting really weird really fast. I thought for awhile weighing out the pros and cons, what I would loss and what there was to be gained “I would still want to go, I mean it’s not like a whole lot going for me here.” She looked at me and put on a big smile and pulls out a small wooden box then handed it to me which I then opened to revel it contained a small, flat, yellowy gold crystal and an envelope with my name on it. “What’s this for?” I asked slightly confused. Ok really confused this whole conversation has been strangely ominous. “It’s everything you’ll need on your trip; just remember to make friends with the locals. Have fun. Don’t make too much trouble. And if you see my son, say “hi” for me. ” she say adding even more to my confusion. “What trip? Locals of where? YOU HAVE A SON!?”I shouted She smiled again and said “You’ll see.” She stood up and snapped her fingers and a shotgun appeared in her hand pointed it at me, before I could ask her what she was doing or how she got it, she pulled the trigger and shot me in the head with a fist bullet thing, it hit and pushed me, through the black hole looking portal behind me. As soon as my head was in I started to go unconscious. I swear I heard Erisa say something before I was knocked out. “Sorry. I’ll see ya later my friend. Enjoy your new life.” The way she said it was weird because she sounded excited and sad for me at the same time or something. I couldn’t tell I was too shocked by the fact that my best friend SHOT ME IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN!!! But you know whatever; it happens what you can do. My thinking was getting harder and harder, then like a light I was out. -Meanwhile in Cantorlot Castle the Royal garden. / Perspective Luna/ -The setting is in third person. After that it’s in first. It was a warm summer’s night in Equestria and the princess of the night, Luna, was in the garden tending to her night blossoms, one of the few nocturnal flowers she has found in the world, there were only like 12 different kinds, but the night blossoms are her favorite. The whole day was just sleep and paper worked for me, and by Faust was it boring, at least now I could just relax in garden. With no one to talk to. At all. Just me. Alone. In the dark. “……” Sigh. “Bored now.” I said aloud to no pony in peculiar with a sigh I then flopped on the grass lying there staring at her night sky. Everything has been so dull since Twilight Sparkle became an Alicorn nothing interesting at all has been happing, the only thing I’ve got to look forward to is Nightmare Night and that’s in almost three months. Sigh. I was just staring into my night, when I saw a shooting star. This was odd since I didn’t make it. But something was off about this star because it wasn’t dissipating like normal, if anything it was getting brighter. Something was falling from space and heading straight for Ponyville it was alarming to say the least. But I wasn’t going to freak out, no I am a princess and I’m going to act as such. I then processed to run into the Castle yelling at the lungs for my sister to be awoken and the Night guards to form up and head straight to the village, so we could go save as many ponies as we could from the fiery ball a death heading toward them. No pressure. And I did it like a princess should. As fast as possible. -Mean while back in the human world Erisa was sitting on the bench where she had sent Amos to Equestria thinking to herself. Then she said aloud. “Looks like I just spiced things up again, I hope my little Amos appreciates what I did for him and doesn’t hate me for it. It was the only why I could save him from this worlds fate. Well at least I explained it in the letter I gave him. Things are going to get very interesting in the peaceful land of Equestria.” -fin Author's Note “Well that was an existing first chapter.” Just so we are clear on few things: -this is after season 3 -the ponies are anthro ponies -Amos is not going to be a pony he is staying human -this story was a recurring dream I’ve been having so decided to just write the dame thing already. -I hope you’ve enjoyed the story so far I know have. -I’ll have the next chapter soon but right now I’m tired and my fingers hurt so yeah see ya. Waking Up, Disaster Avoided, and Sweet Powers (edited)Waking Up, Disaster Avoided, and Sweet Powers (edited) Chapter 2 Darkness was all I saw for the longest time; I couldn’t feel the weight of my body or anything for that matter. Yeah that’s not going to fly with me. ‘Brain activate start up program 10100110.’ “Command accepted, activating start up program 10100110 in” 3 2 1 “All systems are a go.” ‘Good work brain. Give me a system run down please.’ “Yes sir.” “Brain activity at normal levels. Motor skills, legs, arms, and eyes are on stand-by. Speech, heart rate, lungs, and other organs are active sir.” ‘Good, what’s my location?’ “Unknown sir.” ‘Well let’s find out shall we, activate eyes first, then after that everything else.’ “Activating eyes.” 10% 30% 65% 100% “Eyes are now active sir” ‘Thank you brain.’ I opened my eyes slowly so wouldn’t go blind if the sun was out. Fortunately it wasn’t, it was night time wherever I was. I started to look around, it looks like I’m in a field somewhere, well that’s helpful. Looking around again I saw my backpack next to me about 3 feet away, when I tried to reach for it I found that my body was too sore to move. Perfect. I guess I’ll have to just stay here until I can move. ‘Brian how long until all systems are a go?’ “1 min 30 second’s sir.’ Ok that’s not too bad. Then I looked up and saw the sky, it was really beautiful, but I couldn’t see any consultations that I could name. Then it hit me, I’m on another planet. I would freak out , but I was too sore , and tired. I would say things could be worse , but I’d rather not tempt fate or something like that. So I just kept staring at the night sky. “Sir all functions are now green. You can move whenever you want.” ‘Thanks’’ “Anytime sir” I sat up and stretched all my joints and what not, having them all pop and crunch accordingly. Walking over to my backpack I saw the wooden box Erisa gave me, remembering that there was a letter with my name on it, I reached down and opened the box. I first thing I saw was the crystal; I put the beautiful jewel in my hands. I had never seen anything like it; it looked like it was hand crafted by a master. Then it started to shine, and it was getting brighter. I was starting to feel heat in my hand, it wasn’t like it was burning hot or anything, it was more of a warm sensation. It was kind of like putting my hand near a camp fire, it was hot but the good kind of hot, it was comforting I guess is the best way to describe it. Then there was a blinding flash. I closed my eyes and yelped a little when it happened, I mean gave a manly battle cry and….. shut up. I opened my eyes to see that the crystal had turned black and looked worn and cracked in some places. I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my hand, dropping the crystal and looking at my hand I saw I small scar that was definitely not there before. I didn’t know what to think of it, so put that aside for investigation later I looked in the box and got the letter out of it opened it and started to read. Dear Amos "Hey big guy, its Erisa here. Sorry about the suddenness of this little trip and for scaring you like that I was just trying to have a little fun. Hope you can forgive me for that. I cant tell why I did it because now's not a good time, and it will be a bit much to take in. Don't worry I'll tell you next time I see you Now let me explain what that crystal is and what it probably did to you already. First things first the crystal itself was a storage unit, only it doesn’t hold energy like a battery. I put power in to it, my power to be exact, as you have probably already guessed I’m not a ‘normal’ person, I’m actually not a person at all. I’ll tell you that story in person later okay? As for now let me tell what that crystal will do, or has done to you. Basically I gave you a small chunk of my power by putting it in the crystal and having it infuse with your body though your hand. It may or may not leave a small scar afterwards but that’s about the only down side I can think of. So you’re probably wondering what kind of powers you have. Well, your powers are the best kind of powers, chaos; anything you can imagine is yours to create. There are a few rules of course. The native’s will call your powers magic or something silly like that, but really it’s more like a natural ability like the humans are good at inventing things and technology, but if you don’t want to get in big debate about it just play along and call it “magic”. Rule 1: you can’t bring the dead back to life. Well you can but they would be zombies. And not the fun kind either. Rule 2: you can’t force any one to love you. That won’t be a problem for you though you’re not that kind of guy. Rule 3: you can’t go to different dimensions or planets. The power I gave you was only a small amount, but It still makes you one of the most powerful beings one the planet your on. As a side note, pocket dimensions are a loophole and can be created as needed. That’s about it in terms of rules that aren’t in your moral code. Also you’re technically immortal, which means that you won’t die of age, sickness, or poison, you do have a healing factor but that doesn’t mean you can be reckless. Your powers work by way of imagination, simply picture what you want and snap your fingers. Eventually you won’t have to that but for now you do. The more you use your power the easier it gets, so keep practicing and you’ll get the hang of it. The Physics and laws of reality of this world no longer have any meaning to you, so you need not concern yourself with that. Now, as for the planet your on, it’s a bit different than home. First off there are several different types of sentient beings that live here none of which are human. Although there are a lot of there that look very similar to them, for example there should be a town near you that is full of anthro-ponies. If you don’t believe me head into town and see for yourself. Now don’t worry that race particularly is very friendly, but they are a little xenophobic about new things. But I’m sure things will work out for you, you’re a nice guy after all. If you want to learn more go and mingle with some of the locals, maybe make some friends in the process. I have faith that you won’t do anything stupid that will get you run out of town. If I’m right it should be night time where you are now, so the first thing you should do is make a house so you have some place to stay tonight. Well that’s about everything I am going to tell you, have fun with that and what not. Bye for now, I’ll see you as soon as I can. P.S. My son lives in that town I think, or at least knows some of the locals. If you see someone by the name of "Discord" say hello for me okay? Sincerely Erisa. That was a lot of information to take in at once, I don’t even know here to start with this. I had power to do almost anything I wanted, and yet I couldn’t think of anything right now because of the shock. Today’s just been one thing after another. I think the thing I need most is a house to stay in, but I know that don’t have full reign over my power yet. How was I going to make a house? I shrugged, looked for a spot I wanted my house, remembering the instructions I thought of the house I wanted and where I wanted it and snapped my fingers. With a pop a two story building appeared out of thin air seemingly. I blinked and rubbed my eyes and blinked again at the supposedly impossible thing I had just done. I suddenly felt extremely exhausted, like I had just run a marathon then climbed the Empire state building. With a tired yawn I walked up to my new home. I walked right up the stairs not bothering to look at around at my work, I was to worn-out from making the damn thing. I went into the first bedroom I saw, kicked of my sneakers and jacket, and flopped across my bed ,and waited for sleep to take me. I was about fall asleep when found that my brain would not allow it by thinking of all the “what if” and “maybe’s” it could think of, so I decided that one more use of my powers should hopefully knock me out. But what? I guess the best thing would be a path to the near town, if what Erisa said is true than I don’t think I have anything to worry about. So I did just that and with a snap I was out, knowing that my will has been carried out. I wonder what I’m going to do tomorrow. Something awesome to say the least, I hope. -In the village, (uh...Town? I’m not sure. Whatever). In Ponyville 20 minutes ago Twilight Sparkle was in her home /library sleeping when she received a letter from the Princes stating that a meteor was falling towards Ponyville and that it could do vast amounts of damage, if not destroy Ponyville, if it was left on its course. Twilight being the powerful magic using, level headed pony she was, ran out outside, seeing the meteor, she fired a magic blast at it, stetting it off course in to field half a mile north east from where she was. She could hear the very faint boom of the meteor in the background. She then walked back inside her house, walked up stairs, and promptly fell on her bed and went to sleep thinking all she had just done was a dream. Meanwhile Spike was awake and saw everything, and decided it would best to send a letter saying that Twilight handled it well, that the meteor was now somewhere in a field outside of Ponyville and that everything was fine. Tomorrow they would investigate it farther but now was the time for sleep. He then walked back inside went to his bed and fell asleep soon enough. It was going to be a very eventful day tomorrow, which meant more work for him. ‘Sigh’ -Back to present in Cantorlot Castle A very tired and very relieved Celsetia was in bedroom after, getting the letter from Spike that everything was fine. She would have a unit of guards go to Ponyville in the morning, maybe even her sister for making so much chaos so late at night. But that is a problem for future Celsetia to deal with, right now it was 3:00 am and she was going to have to get up in 4 hours. 'Sleep why you no last longer?' she thought to herself. Eventually sleep fell over her and like that she was out like a light. ///////////////////////////////// Elsewhere in the Castle the princess of the night aka Luna couldn’t be more awake. So many questions where running through her head right now that she was getting dizzy. She just kept pacing in her room a face of deep thought. Fin- Author's Note What is to come of all this? What will happen to Amos now? Find out next time on the next episode of dragon ba-. Sorry. I mean, find out in the next chapter of “My new upside-down inside-out life.” For the fandom!!!! Morning (edited)Chapter 3 /Perspective Amos/ I woke up because the sun made me wake up. So with a moan that could scare a zombie I got up and looked at my new room. And I must admit it was the plainest room I have ever seen. The walls were a light, light brow, the floor was wood, which is okay but it wasn’t mahogany nor bamboo and there for unacceptable, all the furniture was grey and the door was white. “This needs to change now.” At the snap of my fingers the room was now a tea leaf green and the floors turned from wood to bamboo, all the furniture now had a Japanese feel to them, there were swords decorating the walls and picture frames that had Japanese writing in them. “Better.” I said out loud to no one. I then went to the bathroom I had installed to see how well it worked if at all. Much to my surprise and joy it did. So I took a nice warm shower brushed my teeth and all that jazz, I didn’t shave though. When I’m on vacation I like to grow out my facial hair, makes me look manlier I think. I put on a plain navy blue tee, some dark blue jeans and then put on some sneakers. After I finished putting on all the clothes I realized I could have just snapped my fingers and changed instantly. Moving on to the rest of the house, after calling myself stupid a few time, I saw it had the same feel as my room only without the swords on the walls and more picture frames with Japanese writing in them. It looked awesome. I went in to the kitchen next for something to eat, like I would do anything else in a kitchen, made myself some toast with some bread that was on the counter already. I was in the middle of eating when I heard someone knock on the front door. I was surprised they came so fast I guess it might have been the new path to a strange building thing. I readied myself for anything, with the exhale of a deep breath walked two the door cracked it open slowly so as not to surprise the being on the other side. “Hello?” I called out to my visitor. “Hi my names Ditzy Doo, but some pony’s call me Derpy. I’m here to add your house to my mail route.” She said happily. I looked through the peep hole and saw a 5:10 bipedal pony with grey fur and wings, blond hair and tale, with gold eyes that were crossed…. Moving on she was wearing a mail carrier’s uniform and had a dig duffle bag with letters sticking out of it. Not exactly what I was expecting but this is probably for the best. “Hey, my names Amos, it nice to meet you Ditzy.” I said through the door I was still hiding behind. I didn’t want to scare of a potential friend just because I’m ugly. I need more self-esteem “Cool name I don’t think I’ve ever heard anypony with that name before.” Ok this is it, go time, the make or break moment. “Well that’s because I’m not a pony.” I said calmly. “Oh are you a Griffin then or maybe a Zebra?” ‘Sigh’ “No I’m neither” “Well what are you then Mr. Mystery Guy?” she said in a playful tone. “Promise you won’t be scared or make fun of me.” I said trying to appeal to her sense of pity or maybe so she can sympathies me or not be scared if she pities me. Maybe I’m over thinking this. I hope was doesn’t freak-out or something. Her face went through a few emotions after I said that but the one that stayed was a look of pure determination. “I Promise on my honor as a mailmare I will not make fun of you or be scared of you based on the way you look.” She said with a puffed out chest full of pride. “Okay.” I said quietly. She looked adorable when she did that little performance, I couldn’t hold back a smile because of how hard she trying to gain some trust from me. With another deep breath I started to open the door. When she saw me her eyes uncrossed and went focused. She looked a little scared but was trying to put on a brave face. “What are you?” “Well I’m a human.” I say nonchalantly. She wasn’t saying anything after that and it was getting awkward. I had to say something. “Yeah I know I’m ugly.” I said in a joking manner with a slight chuckle. Her eyes went even wider then I thought was possible, then she tried to apologize. “N no… I no… I didn’t mean that...”she stuttered, and then she started to tear up. I didn’t mean to make her upset; now I feel like the biggest jerk alive. I was going to say something to cheer her up, but was cut off by the hug/tackle I was given by the mare, who was currently saying a seemingly endless stream of “I’m sorry” into my chest. I was a bit shocked that she was this emotional; I’m going to have to use a more careful approach when making fun of myself in the future. I started to pat her on the back before just surrendering and giving her a big hug back saying lots of “its okay’s” and “really its okay”. About 5 or 7 minutes passed by like that, it was really awkward but not bad, it was… nice. Eventually she got up and looked like she was ashamed of being scared of me which made me assume she got made fun of a lot, maybe because of her eyes, which made me upset that she had thought that Id insult her, but not unexpected. It just goes to show it doesn’t matter where you go bullies are everywhere. When I got up looked at her and gave a big hug then let her go. This was one of the strangest introductions I had ever given; I have a feeling that we are going to be great friends. “That was…. Interesting, you have some really strong arms you know.” I said while rubbing one of my arms. “hehe… yeah, being a mailmare means I have to lift heavy stuff all the time. Um I sorry it’s just that I get made fun a lot because of my eyes being the way they are.” She said sadly. She looked like she was going to cry. ‘Well that confirms my suspicions.’ I thought to myself. “Like I said a hundred times before its okay and there is nothing wrong with your eyes, the people that make fun of you are just jealous that they don’t have eyes as interesting or as pretty as yours.” I said smiling. “Th...Thanks. That means a lot.” She said cheering up and blushing a bit at the ‘pretty’ comment about her eyes. “Do you want some water or a something to eat?” I asked “Yes please. And if it’s not too much trouble a muffin would be really nice.” “No problem at all.” I was about to snap my fingers when a thought hit me. “What’s your favorite kind of muffin?” I asked “Oh their peanuts butter smore’s!!!” she replied excitedly. I smiled, snapping my fingers and having a fresh batch of peanuts butter smore muffins appear on a tray with a glass of ice cold water in my hand, and handed them to her. Meanwhile her jaw was on the floor and her eyes straight and wide, again. “Are you ok?” I asked out of concern that I might have broken her. “How?” she said almost in a whisper. “How what?” I asked, like I didn’t already know. “How did you make the muffins so fast?” she asked in amazement. “Magic?” I said with a shrug. It’s best not to tell her the whole story just yet and it’s something that I can’t really explain it myself. Plus its way easier to just call it magic and be done with it. “That's amazing, you should talk to Princess Twilight Sparkle she’s an expert on magic and stuff like that!” she exclaimed. “Maybe later, do you want to hang out some more or do you have stuff to do today?” I asked trying to change the subject. Her eyes widened again. Man her eyes are big, are all pony’s eyes this big? “Oh no I’m going to get behind schedule, I’ll talk to you later k, bye.” She said as she flew of back to the town I presumed. “See ya later” I said waving to her. “That went well I think” I said out loud to myself. Then a thought hit me I still haven’t seen the outside of my house. I walked off my porch down the path to the town a bit to get a good look at the outside of my house. It has stone pillars in the corners and red brick in-between, its two stories tall, has a dark oak porch and a pecked roof. Not bad not bad at all. I don’t know how it changed from the way it looked before, and the way it looks now but then again I don’t really care as long as it’s cool looking its ok with me. After a quick walk around my abode I walked back into my living room to watch some Full Metal Alchemist episodes that I spawned in as well as a TV, sofa, Xbox360, PlayStation 2&3, and a GameCube. While I continued my breakfast that now included a few peanut butter smore muffins. Damn they're good. I was thinking about what I was going to do later when I hear the doorbell. I hope its Ditzy so we can hang out some more she seemed really cool. I paused the show, and went for the door. When I opened the door there were three pony mares (I figured it’s easier to just call them pony’s rather than Anthro-pony’s) standing at my door, one was my height and was purple with navy blue hair with a dark purple and pink strip in her hair, the next one was Dizty’s height and was a dark blue with…. are those stars in her hair? That's really awesome, the last one was 6'3 ft. tall and was snow white skinned , and had hair that looked similar to the dark blue one but had three strips of color in there. All three of them had horns and wings and crowns? Are they the royalty of the land? Of course they are no one just goes up to some ones house and looks like this unless they’re crazy or the real deal. I looked past them to see an army of armed clad ponies sounding my house. Well that’s not good that’s not good at all. I looked back to the three mares in front of me and saw that the purple one was about to talk. I wouldn’t know, I was too busy shutting the door and locking it while have a panic attack. I think I’ll just wait until Ditzy gets back to deal with this. I need someone on my side. I’m so screwed, so very screwed. Fin- Author's Note Thanks for all the support. A long day [part 1] (unedited)\Perspective Luna\ “Well that was interesting.” I said tying to break the awkward silence that was left after the encounter with the…. I don’t even know what it was but it looked scary out of its mind when it saw the regiment of guards behind us. I got an ‘indeed’ from Tia and nothing from Twilight. I told Tia that if we brought the guards would only complicate things. That creature looked like it had a heart attack I wonder if it’s ok, who am I kidding it’s probably having a panic attack. It did look like a pony only with a lot less hair and quite young too. I decided to knock again but this time a bit more softly; I was quite confused as to how this house came to be when Twilight said she’s never seen it before and that the road to it was new as well. What could have made a house and road appear over night besides Discord himself? If this one of his pranks again I swear I’m goanna- My thought was interrupted by the door creaking open and a voice coming from behind it. “Hello?” \Perspective Amos a few minutes earlier/ Ok I need to calm down, there’s only a small army outside my door and three ponies whom I believe to be royalty. Where did they even come from? How did they even know I was here in the first place? No big deal I got this, you know why because I can summon an army of Gundam at any time I want. Hey, yeah I can do anything I want; I have the powers of a god I can make entire armies with the snap of my fingers why should I even be worried. ‘I can do this, I can win, I can do this…….’ (Light knocking) ‘OH GOD IM GOING TOO DIE!!!!’ Calm down, just breathe. In Out In Out Ok, I can do this. Gathering myself I creaked open the door and called out. “Hello?” /Back to Luna/ I take a moment to prepare myself to answer back and to clear my throat. (Clears throat) “Hello my name is Princess Luna ruler of the night and this (I gesture Tia who has an odd look on her face) is my sister Princess Celsetia ruler of the day and this (I gesture to Twilight now) is Princess Twilight Sparkle ruler of…… friendship?” Now that I think about it I have no idea what Twilight is in charge of. Twilight gives me a hurt look. It’s not my fault no one tells me anything! The young creature chuckled slightly at that. Good I’m getting it to open up a little. The door opens a bit more so that I can see just half of it, well him now that him I can tell that he’s male. His voice was wasn’t enough because he only ever said one word and the first time I saw him was only for a second because he got scared and shut the door. “Hello my name is Amos, it’s a pleasure to meet you all.” He said with a quick glance at the guards behind us and Tia for some reason. “Hello Amos, we came here to investigate a meteorite that crashed near here last night when we spotted your lovely home” I wasn’t even being nice when I said that his home was quite refreshing to see “we were wondering if you know anything about it.” He took a moment to think about it then had a confused look on his face. “I think that might have been me, I mean I did wake up sore and in a small creator yesterday night.” he said with casually like its happened before or that thing similar happen often to him. Or he’s just crazy. “WHAT?!?!?!?” exclaimed a slightly mad looking Twilight Sparkle. “How are you alive? You don’t look like a creature that could survive such an impacted! In fact what even are you? And if that was you, you could have destroyed the whole town of Ponyville!” He just looked at her and said “First off shouting when a person is about 5 feet from you is rude. Second I’m awesome incarnate. Third the crater wasn’t much bigger that my body so there’s no way I could have destroyed a whole town let alone a house. Forth I don’t like uneven numbers so I’m saying this sentence to give this list of reasons symmetry.” When he finished he had a look of shock and retreated behind the door a little muttering a quick ‘sorry’ as he did so. Twilight for her part was flabbergasted that a new being too this world just used the most amount of words we’ve heard out of him to tell her off. I was trying not laugh at her misfortune, she really needs to learn some tact. “Mind if we continue this inside, that is if you don’t mind.” I say trying to move the conversation along. He took a moment to think it over then said “Ok, but only you can come inside.” gesturing to me. “What? Why?” all three of us said in unison. “Because Luna you’re the only you whose made a good impression on me, so you’re the one I trust enough to let in. That and Celsetia has been giving me a hard look this whole time and Twilight is much too inexperienced, no offence, also you look like you haven’t slept in a day and need to sit down.” He said very matter-o-factly A firm “No.” came from Celsetia. We all turned to Tia, who wore a glare that could kill army’s at Amos, for an explanation on that. “You talk to all of us at once or I will get the guard to make you sit and make you talk! You will NOT be alone with my sister understood?!” “…….” “…….” “…….” “Tia want do you think you’re doing threatening this…..” he never did say what he was did he. “Human, I’m a human.” Amos said from the door way. “Thank you Amos, a young human like he is a criminal and I don’t recall a time when I said I couldn’t make a decision for myself. Now go back to the guards with Twilight and don’t come unless I say so Got It, I WILL NOT have you ruining a diplomatic and peaceful solution to this situation because you think I can’t handle talking to a child!!!” I was absolutely livid at her, I’m tired of her thinking I can’t do my job as a princess because she doesn’t think I’m ready yet! “You’re such a jerk sometimes and another thing…..” /Perspective Amos/ “These two do know that this is a diplomatic meeting that could change the fate of your entire world right?” I say to a facepalming and mortified Twilight. “I swear they never act like this at formal meetings.” She says that but I’m not too sure. ‘sigh’ “Can I ask you something?” she looked a little nervous when she asked that. “Sure.” “When we introduced our selves as royalty why didn’t you bow or even call us princesses? You just called us by our first names. I don’t mind it but Celsetia and Luna might be annoyed by that.” “I didn’t bow because I don’t bow to anyone or anything for that matter. As for why I don’t call you princess I felt it was an unnecessary formality, you just show up on my door step. I didn’t mean to rude I just didn’t want to do any of those things, if I did I felt like I would have been surrendering or something. You know what I mean?” “I really can’t say that I do but if that’s your choice I won’t judge.” She said with a small smile.” “Thanks” I say with a smile of my own. “….” “So listen I’m sorry that I kind of snapped at you earlier I was a little stressed by all of this.” I say gesturing my hand to everywhere. “Apology accepted, I’m sorry I was rude to you, I’m still kind of new to the whole princess thing.” “How long ha...” “I have Never wet the bed you fat jerk!” shouted a enraged Luna. “Did you just call me FAT?!” retorted a completely livid Celsetia. “Me thinks we should head inside, this is going to get ugly really fast.” Twilight says to me. “Are you sure we should just leave them like that?” “What could we do to stop them? They’re the most powerful beings in existence.” “We’ll see about that.” I say with a chuckle as Twilight just stares at me confused. I start to walk over to them, because of their “fighting” they moved over to the front of my lawn. “Hey Twilight does this world have dragons?” “Yeah, but what does that have to…” she never did finish that sentence “Rooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar” I let lose a mighty dragon roar that could probably be heard across that continent. Silence, good that means they got the message. “Are you two done?” I ask two very dumbfounded Princesses who both nod. “Good now let’s make this essayer I don’t want to be talking all day about nothing. Let’s see, I don’t intend to take over and franking I wouldn’t want to so forget about me doing anything along those lines. I won’t be part of your country because I don’t want to be used. I don’t want to eat anyone. I don’t know Why I’m here and I’m not going to tell you how I got here, because I don’t want to. Just leave me alone and I’ll leave you alone, deal?” Luna was the first to recover “I don’t think that’s everything that we need to talk about, but if you wish to be alone for now we shall. But before we go how did you roar like a dragon just now?” I smirked “Magic.” She frowned, but before she could say anything the guard’s surrounded me with spear tips point at my neck. “Stay back and stand down monster!” one of the shouts. I snap my fingers and all of their spears went flaccid. “Having a little trouble sir?” I say with a smug smile on my face. I think that got them mad because they all charged me; I just jumped up and over them and walked back to my house while they were still in a dog pile or is it pony pile? Whatever, anyway I walked back to where Twilight was standing, she was slack jawed. I turned to her and said. “Well I think that’s enough politics for one day I’m going back inside, we’ll talk later okay?” “Uh-hu” was all she said. “Okay then bye Luna, bye Celsetia, bye Twilight, enjoy your trip back home wherever that may be.” “You can’t just leave, we have important matters to discuss.” Celsetia shouted from my front lawn. “Whelp I am and you can’t stop me so ta-ta.” I snapped my fingers and stent them to the middle of town. Don’t worry I put a mattress under them to break their fall. With that I want back inside and instead of going back to my T.V. I went to the kitchen to make some caramel hot cocoa. It’s hot out but it smells good sooooooo yeah, you may be thinking why don’t I just magic in the drink. Well that because making that drink particularly calms my nerves. Wonder what I’m doing today? I still want to talk some with Ditzy she was nice. Wait. Did I just tell three rulers of a country to basically piss of? That had to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. Well can’t change that now can I, why can’t I just ever do things right the first time? This cocoa is really good. ‘Knock knock’ ‘Sigh’ “What could it be now, a dragon?” I am getting a little tired from using my magic, not as tired as I was when a made my house but enough to want to sit down and relax for a bit. I go and open the door to find a massive dragon head staring at me from about a foot away from my face. It was dark amber with a pale under belly, wings the size of a small plain each. Its eyes were sage green, it had long body, strong looking legs and sharp claws each the size of my arm. We just stared at each other, both of us unmoving just staring. What the hell am I supposed to do fight it? Offer it tea and pancakes? Say ‘hi’? Actually that would probably be best. Let’s go for that. “Um, hello there Dragon of unspecified gender, how can I help you?” “Hello there little one.” said a feminine voice. Ok it’s a she I can work with a she. Girl dragons are usually nicer than boy dragons right? Right? …….. shit fin part 1- Author's Note Chapter 5 will be done next week I think and this will be edited soon enough. A long day part 3So I'm just going to leave this here and see what happens. You know now that I’m getting a good look around I’m starting to see just how colorful this place is. I don’t like it. It makes me feel… out of place? Maybe I’m over thinking it. It’s just I feel like I should change it but I don’t want to mess with the way things are in this world but at the same time there’s a voice in the back of my head telling me to make things the way I want them to be. Maybe I should just forget about it and focus on my walk to town. …. “Bored now!” I say to the sky, because it will make a difference. ‘Sigh’ You know looking back on the way my last two interactions went with the “locals” I feel as if I should use caution or maybe some tact in my approach. Naaaahhhh, ill just wing it and hope for the best because I’m too lazy to come up with a good idea right now. But just to be safe I should probably not ‘bump’ into any princesses while I’m rolling into town. Now that I think about it what was up with that white one? What was her name? Sunbutt?, no, Whitey?, no, Tia?.... sure lets go with that. Anyway why was she so mad at me like I punched her grandma or something? The way she acted while Luna and I talked was… off to say the least. Well at least I think it was off she could act that way all the time. Speaking of acting off Aberdeen was kind of odd too. I mean she is a dragon and all but come on she acted like she only talks to fish or something. Well she did say that hadn’t had a conversation in so long that she forgot her name. How old do you have to be to forget your own flipping name?! How far is this town? Maybe I should have use a floating platform or a jetpack or maybe- *(sob sob) Is someone crying? ‘No it’s a weeping willow Jackass.’ Why am I so mean to me? I carefully walk toward the sound of the crying. There I find a white mare with dark and light blue spiky hair crouched behind a tree, I also think she has a horn. She also has what look like headphones on, weird, for some reason I thought the tech level in this world was lower because those guards only had spears and swords. Whatever I solve that mystery later right now there’s a crying girl that is in need of a big hug and some cheering up. If anyone were to ask what my one true weakness is I would have to say when a girl is crying, I just can’t stand it. I stroll on up and sit next to her with about 1 ½ ft of room between us, don’t want to look like a creeper, and then I poke her. She looks at me with teary, bloodshot eyes and a quivering bottom lip. ‘Hngggggggggggg’ I can’t stand that face. I wrap her in my arms and hug her so tight she didn’t even have time to say anything. I don’t think she minded through because she returned the hug and use my shirt as a snot rag. I don’t really mind I’m just enjoying the hug. ‘So much for not being a creeper.’ Don’t care giving sad girl a hug, kill yourself. After about 5 or 8 minutes and a box of tissues later she lets go of me, I do the same; she just looks at me, smiles and says: “Thanks for that.” “No problem.”I reply back. “So what’s your name kid?” “Amos, yours?" "Vinyl Scratch" "Cool and thank you not freaking out about me not being a pony. I know I'm kind of weird looking." "It's cool I travel a lot when I'm on tour so I see a ton of different peeps." Oh I guess that makes sen- wait on tour is she a rock star? Author's Note And that's as far as I've gotten with chapter. Maybe I'll make more chapter that summarizes what I wanted this story to be idk. But for now this is all I've written. OKWell its been a long time coming. I want to say thank you all for your support, the bronie communtiy well always be a place I will have some connection to. Its the first place ive ever said "these guys get it", and while im not leaving I just find myself losing interst. Not just here but alot of other places too, I cant realy say i have nothing to inspire me, its just i dont have any motivation. At all. I still get story ideas and plot's and all that jazz. But i cant bring myself to write like use to. Maybe its because i dont have any family support for my writing or becuase i simply cant talk too anyone about it without getting a "look". Everyone on this site knows that look. it Says that your wasting your time and we think your gay. Its messed up. I dont even know why im writing this. Maybe its for you, me, Luna, I dont know and im not sure that i care. I just want this here. Maybe it so I can know that there are people that understand, or maybe its a cop out becuase im scard to put myslef on the spotlight. I dont handle pressure well. But i hind it so i dont have to deal with it. Anyway im getting off track. So what does this mean for this story? Im not gona write it any more. I cant ive been feeling like crap for not writing anything for so long and dreading what others might say. "Why did you stop writing, your really good?" "Start writing again." Stuff like that not becuase i think im good by any means but because i dont want anyone to be upset that i stoped writing. I will say that if anyone wants to pick up where i left off be my guest. You know what ill even help you if you have a skype just send me your name and well have a jam sesion. It would be nice to really get to know some of you. With that said here's my Skype name : gameboy_493 or Unfunny Suits Thank for listing to me and my shitty problems you're a wonderful crowd. In the name of TallestBronnie "Brony on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Much love <3 -john Things and stuffI want to start off by saying that I'm sorry so very very very very sorry that I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow at writing the chapters in this story. I hate high school and homework and my social life, because they make me too tired to write. But i am still writing chapters so don't you be worried none, i got this. Chapter 6 will be done when i get the time, its about 1\2 way done so i won't be too long, unlike my di-(pow). Hey what was that for Pinkie? "For almost saying a bad word." sigh I'm sorry for being 17. "That's no excuse, but you did say your sorry, sooo i guess its okay. Just remember don't do bad things or Pinkie will cut you. Got it?" Ye-es-s Ma'am "Good you'll see me later~" -poof- -gulp- help me. Thank you guys and girls for your support so far and all of feedback both good and bad, it only helps me be a better writer. Brony on!!!!!!!!!! A long day [part 2] (unedited)Guess who's back in action!? Chapter 5 A long day part two Sometimes I think life hates me. Which is wied because I like life; maybe it’s just me? Whatever the case may be I really don’t know how to approach the situation in front of me. It’s been like 5 minutes of an awkward staring contest between a 26ft tall dragoness and a thin 17 year old Hispanic kid. I’d like to say a joke or something but nothing funny comes to mind, all I can do is stare. God this is like the moment before telling your crush you like them or something, maybe even worse. I mean she could at least tell me what she wants or how she even knew where to find me. I have to think of something to get start talking to at least, this silence is making my stir crazy. “Sooooooooooooooo, lovely weather we’re having today isn’t it?” She tilted her and gave me confused look. Yep, that proves it I’m a moron. I shouldn’t even be surprised; I did ruin negotiations with three princesses not even an hour ago. Being a diplomat is probably the worst thing I could be in life ever. Maybe I should apologize for my stupidity. Why do I even care I mean she did just come out of nowhere, knock on my door, without breaking it somehow, and then proceed to stare directly into my soul without saying so much as a word. No wait she did say “hello” and called me “little one”. Maybe I should try again with the whole talking thing. But what to say after my last amazing display of conversation skills. “I don’t mean to be rude or cause you offence, but could you please stop staring at me your making me feel uncomfortable.” “My apologies, I was just trying to remember what manner of creature you are. Again I’m sorry if I made you upset.” She said rather politely. Which surprises me because dragons are usually “hot headed”. (I’m sorry that was a terrible joke, I feel bad just for thinking it.) They also shouldn’t be able to talk; then again ponies shouldn’t talk either. “It’s ok, by the way I’m a human. Names Amos what’s yours?” She looked at me confused for a second. What’s up with that? “You know what; it’s been such a long time since I have even spoke to another intelligent creature such as yourself, so long in fact I don’t even remember my name. Which now that I think about it isn’t very uncommon for dragons, we’re very solitary and territorial beings.” Wow how long do you have to be alone and not talk to anyone to forget your name? In- fact how old is she? How long do dragons live for? I'll ask another time because right now's not a good time. “Well how about a give you a name?” I can’t just call her the dragoness all the time. “Oh and what makes you think you have the right to give me a name?” she didn’t sound angry but just plain curious. I shrugged “Because I can.” I didn’t really have a reason I just think it would be awesome to name a dragon. She chuckled at my answer (if you could call it that). “Very well what name would you propose to give me?” “Sam” “………” “What?” “…..No….” 'Damn well I'm out of ideas. Wait how about-' “How about Aberdeen?” “That’s an interesting name.” “Well you’re an interesting dragon, makes sense to me.” “You’re quite right.” “Cool beans, how about in celebration of your new name I give you a gift.” “Very well then.” “Close your eyes.” She did so. So I snapped my finger and made an enchanted sword for her. It was a 36 inch long katana with a fire enchantment on in with the word “Aberdeen” inscribed on the hilt. Looking at it I don’t think she could hold this right so I added another enchantment to give her an Anthro-dragon form, painless of course. Satisfied with my work I held it out to her and told her to open her eyes. She looked at it and smiled a little while chuckling. “While I appreciate the kind gesture, but this weapon is much too small for me to handle properly.” “I figured, so I enchanted it, try it out.” She looked at me then the sword then back to me then to the sword again. “Sigh” She took it and unsithed it, holding it in-between her claws, then a poof sound with a puff of smoke happened. I coughed while clearing the smoke with a little fan a produced from nowhere. When the smoke cleared the spot where the mighty dragon Aberdeen was now held a 6’5 naked Anthro-dragoness holding a flaming katana. A.K.A the most awesome thing I have ever seen in my life. I started to blush when I realized I was staring at a “naked” dragon lady, so I made some clothes to go with the enchantment. I randomized it so they weren’t the same every time the enchantment was activated. A now clothed Aberdeen looked herself over and smiled. “This is a very…..interesting gift, but a gift non-the-less and I thank you for it.” “You’re welcome, you want to come in for a snack or something?” I asked politely ‘Like a sir.’ “Thank you for the offer but I’m afraid that I have a prier engagement, perhaps another time.” “Ho, that’s cool.” I just remember something I did earlier, a something that involved me and a dragon shout. “Hey that ‘prier engagement’ you motioned wouldn’t have anything to do with a loud dragon roar that I ma- heard earlier would it?” ‘Please say no.’ “Why yes it did - ‘Damn it all!’ – I heard it from my cave and thought it might be another dragon trying to claim some of my land. Strange how it seems to have vanished now.” “Yes strange very strange, well ill keep an eye out in case it comes back.” I REALLY hope that this doesn’t come back to bit me in the left ass cheek, why the left you ask because don’t worry about it okay! “You would do that for me?” Aberdeen asked very surprised I would even offer. I nod “Sure that’s what friends do right?” She stared at me for a few seconds ‘This conversation has an awful lot of staring in it.’ then smiled and said: “You think of me as a friend? A dragon, a big, scary, pony eating, village burning dragon you think of as a friend?” “Yeah, is that a problem?” Having a dragon as a friend would be awesome in all ways possible. “No-it’s-not-a-problem-at-all-I-would-love-to-be-friends-well-I-have-to-go-I’ll-see-you-later-bye.” She said quickly them resithing her sword, turning back in to her dragon form a flying away in a random direction. Leaving me standing there dumfounded by what I just witnessed. “Okay later.” I say to the spot Aberdeen was standing. I look down the path that leads to the town, maybe I should go see what it looks like? Would that even go over well? I might get to see Ditzy there and then we can hang out. I also might get run out of town. What if I run into the princesses? Screw it I got this. Know why? Because I have the power of chaos and I can just make a dilldo cannon to attack them while I run for it. Okay that was a wired thought. I think I’ll just run for it if things go south. I totally got this I mean I just became friends with a dragon just by being myself. How bad could a bunch of human-like shaped ponies be? I Got This. At least I really hope I do. With that I set of down the path to town of ponies and such. -To be continued Author's Note Sorry that this took so long to come out I just started my Jr. year of high school and the home work has been unforgiving to me. But hey I got it out and that's what counts. P.S. check out my other story "The Reason Why" and tell me how everything is wrong with it. BRONY ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I just had to wake up today." (edited)Chapter 1 Sup the names Amos. I am a seventeen year old student, very exciting I know. I’m 5’7, have brown/blond hair, I weigh 152 lbs., I have light tan skin, and I have brown eyes that turn slightly gold in the summer. I like video games, have a very active imagination, and all around awesome guy, Humble too. This is the story of how I became a god of chaos. Well that escalated quickly. Let’s start at the beginning shall we boys and girls. I live, lived, in Philly near 69th street, don’t worry if you don’t know where that is just look it up on Google or something, it’s why God made the internet. It was the last day of my sophomore year and I was walking through my short cut in a park to my apartment. When I spotted a very good friend of mine, Erisa. She was sitting on a park bench feeding the birds as usual. Erisa was an old friend of my mom and dad, she is thirty-five year old black woman, she has brown braided hair and she always wears sun glasses, but she isn’t blind, so I don’t know what color her eyes are. I’ve known her for most of my life, she’s really fun to talk to and always has a good story to tell, she may look thirty-five but she’s a lot wiser than a normal women her age, personally I think she’s older. DO NOT, tell her I said that. Anyway I saw her said "hey" and waved, and then she looked toward me smiled and waved me to come over. “Hey handsome how are ya.” She started giving me a warm hug. “Not bad just got out of school for summer, how are you today good looking.” I said returning the hug and chuckling slightly “Can’t complain, and that’s good to hear so what else is new.” She said releasing the hug and sitting down, chuckling as well. Then we talked about are day so far, how our jobs were going , you know , casual stuff. It’s always a good time talking to Erisa about anything really. After about thirty minutes she asks me a question that changed my life forever. “Hey Amos, what would you do if you were given the opportunity to go to a different world?” she asked while carrying a distant stare and her face. “Would you go or would you let the opportunity slide away?” I shrugged and said “I think I would go, it would depend on where and what I would have with me though. But I would still go, it would be just way to good of an opportunity. ” “What if you could never come back?” There was no expression shown in her face. This is getting really weird really fast. I thought for awhile weighing out the pros and cons, what I would loss and what there was to be gained “I would still want to go, I mean it’s not like a whole lot going for me here.” She looked at me and put on a big smile and pulls out a small wooden box then handed it to me which I then opened to revel it contained a small, flat, yellowy gold crystal and an envelope with my name on it. “What’s this for?” I asked slightly confused. Ok really confused this whole conversation has been strangely ominous. “It’s everything you’ll need on your trip; just remember to make friends with the locals. Have fun. Don’t make too much trouble. And if you see my son, say “hi” for me. ” she say adding even more to my confusion. “What trip? Locals of where? YOU HAVE A SON!?”I shouted She smiled again and said “You’ll see.” She stood up and snapped her fingers and a shotgun appeared in her hand pointed it at me, before I could ask her what she was doing or how she got it, she pulled the trigger and shot me in the head with a fist bullet thing, it hit and pushed me, through the black hole looking portal behind me. As soon as my head was in I started to go unconscious. I swear I heard Erisa say something before I was knocked out. “Sorry. I’ll see ya later my friend. Enjoy your new life.” The way she said it was weird because she sounded excited and sad for me at the same time or something. I couldn’t tell I was too shocked by the fact that my best friend SHOT ME IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN!!! But you know whatever; it happens what you can do. My thinking was getting harder and harder, then like a light I was out. -Meanwhile in Cantorlot Castle the Royal garden. / Perspective Luna/ -The setting is in third person. After that it’s in first. It was a warm summer’s night in Equestria and the princess of the night, Luna, was in the garden tending to her night blossoms, one of the few nocturnal flowers she has found in the world, there were only like 12 different kinds, but the night blossoms are her favorite. The whole day was just sleep and paper worked for me, and by Faust was it boring, at least now I could just relax in garden. With no one to talk to. At all. Just me. Alone. In the dark. “……” Sigh. “Bored now.” I said aloud to no pony in peculiar with a sigh I then flopped on the grass lying there staring at her night sky. Everything has been so dull since Twilight Sparkle became an Alicorn nothing interesting at all has been happing, the only thing I’ve got to look forward to is Nightmare Night and that’s in almost three months. Sigh. I was just staring into my night, when I saw a shooting star. This was odd since I didn’t make it. But something was off about this star because it wasn’t dissipating like normal, if anything it was getting brighter. Something was falling from space and heading straight for Ponyville it was alarming to say the least. But I wasn’t going to freak out, no I am a princess and I’m going to act as such. I then processed to run into the Castle yelling at the lungs for my sister to be awoken and the Night guards to form up and head straight to the village, so we could go save as many ponies as we could from the fiery ball a death heading toward them. No pressure. And I did it like a princess should. As fast as possible. -Mean while back in the human world Erisa was sitting on the bench where she had sent Amos to Equestria thinking to herself. Then she said aloud. “Looks like I just spiced things up again, I hope my little Amos appreciates what I did for him and doesn’t hate me for it. It was the only why I could save him from this worlds fate. Well at least I explained it in the letter I gave him. Things are going to get very interesting in the peaceful land of Equestria.” -fin Author's Note “Well that was an existing first chapter.” Just so we are clear on few things: -this is after season 3 -the ponies are anthro ponies -Amos is not going to be a pony he is staying human -this story was a recurring dream I’ve been having so decided to just write the dame thing already. -I hope you’ve enjoyed the story so far I know have. -I’ll have the next chapter soon but right now I’m tired and my fingers hurt so yeah see ya.
Waking Up, Disaster Avoided, and Sweet Powers (edited)Waking Up, Disaster Avoided, and Sweet Powers (edited) Chapter 2 Darkness was all I saw for the longest time; I couldn’t feel the weight of my body or anything for that matter. Yeah that’s not going to fly with me. ‘Brain activate start up program 10100110.’ “Command accepted, activating start up program 10100110 in” 3 2 1 “All systems are a go.” ‘Good work brain. Give me a system run down please.’ “Yes sir.” “Brain activity at normal levels. Motor skills, legs, arms, and eyes are on stand-by. Speech, heart rate, lungs, and other organs are active sir.” ‘Good, what’s my location?’ “Unknown sir.” ‘Well let’s find out shall we, activate eyes first, then after that everything else.’ “Activating eyes.” 10% 30% 65% 100% “Eyes are now active sir” ‘Thank you brain.’ I opened my eyes slowly so wouldn’t go blind if the sun was out. Fortunately it wasn’t, it was night time wherever I was. I started to look around, it looks like I’m in a field somewhere, well that’s helpful. Looking around again I saw my backpack next to me about 3 feet away, when I tried to reach for it I found that my body was too sore to move. Perfect. I guess I’ll have to just stay here until I can move. ‘Brian how long until all systems are a go?’ “1 min 30 second’s sir.’ Ok that’s not too bad. Then I looked up and saw the sky, it was really beautiful, but I couldn’t see any consultations that I could name. Then it hit me, I’m on another planet. I would freak out , but I was too sore , and tired. I would say things could be worse , but I’d rather not tempt fate or something like that. So I just kept staring at the night sky. “Sir all functions are now green. You can move whenever you want.” ‘Thanks’’ “Anytime sir” I sat up and stretched all my joints and what not, having them all pop and crunch accordingly. Walking over to my backpack I saw the wooden box Erisa gave me, remembering that there was a letter with my name on it, I reached down and opened the box. I first thing I saw was the crystal; I put the beautiful jewel in my hands. I had never seen anything like it; it looked like it was hand crafted by a master. Then it started to shine, and it was getting brighter. I was starting to feel heat in my hand, it wasn’t like it was burning hot or anything, it was more of a warm sensation. It was kind of like putting my hand near a camp fire, it was hot but the good kind of hot, it was comforting I guess is the best way to describe it. Then there was a blinding flash. I closed my eyes and yelped a little when it happened, I mean gave a manly battle cry and….. shut up. I opened my eyes to see that the crystal had turned black and looked worn and cracked in some places. I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my hand, dropping the crystal and looking at my hand I saw I small scar that was definitely not there before. I didn’t know what to think of it, so put that aside for investigation later I looked in the box and got the letter out of it opened it and started to read. Dear Amos "Hey big guy, its Erisa here. Sorry about the suddenness of this little trip and for scaring you like that I was just trying to have a little fun. Hope you can forgive me for that. I cant tell why I did it because now's not a good time, and it will be a bit much to take in. Don't worry I'll tell you next time I see you Now let me explain what that crystal is and what it probably did to you already. First things first the crystal itself was a storage unit, only it doesn’t hold energy like a battery. I put power in to it, my power to be exact, as you have probably already guessed I’m not a ‘normal’ person, I’m actually not a person at all. I’ll tell you that story in person later okay? As for now let me tell what that crystal will do, or has done to you. Basically I gave you a small chunk of my power by putting it in the crystal and having it infuse with your body though your hand. It may or may not leave a small scar afterwards but that’s about the only down side I can think of. So you’re probably wondering what kind of powers you have. Well, your powers are the best kind of powers, chaos; anything you can imagine is yours to create. There are a few rules of course. The native’s will call your powers magic or something silly like that, but really it’s more like a natural ability like the humans are good at inventing things and technology, but if you don’t want to get in big debate about it just play along and call it “magic”. Rule 1: you can’t bring the dead back to life. Well you can but they would be zombies. And not the fun kind either. Rule 2: you can’t force any one to love you. That won’t be a problem for you though you’re not that kind of guy. Rule 3: you can’t go to different dimensions or planets. The power I gave you was only a small amount, but It still makes you one of the most powerful beings one the planet your on. As a side note, pocket dimensions are a loophole and can be created as needed. That’s about it in terms of rules that aren’t in your moral code. Also you’re technically immortal, which means that you won’t die of age, sickness, or poison, you do have a healing factor but that doesn’t mean you can be reckless. Your powers work by way of imagination, simply picture what you want and snap your fingers. Eventually you won’t have to that but for now you do. The more you use your power the easier it gets, so keep practicing and you’ll get the hang of it. The Physics and laws of reality of this world no longer have any meaning to you, so you need not concern yourself with that. Now, as for the planet your on, it’s a bit different than home. First off there are several different types of sentient beings that live here none of which are human. Although there are a lot of there that look very similar to them, for example there should be a town near you that is full of anthro-ponies. If you don’t believe me head into town and see for yourself. Now don’t worry that race particularly is very friendly, but they are a little xenophobic about new things. But I’m sure things will work out for you, you’re a nice guy after all. If you want to learn more go and mingle with some of the locals, maybe make some friends in the process. I have faith that you won’t do anything stupid that will get you run out of town. If I’m right it should be night time where you are now, so the first thing you should do is make a house so you have some place to stay tonight. Well that’s about everything I am going to tell you, have fun with that and what not. Bye for now, I’ll see you as soon as I can. P.S. My son lives in that town I think, or at least knows some of the locals. If you see someone by the name of "Discord" say hello for me okay? Sincerely Erisa. That was a lot of information to take in at once, I don’t even know here to start with this. I had power to do almost anything I wanted, and yet I couldn’t think of anything right now because of the shock. Today’s just been one thing after another. I think the thing I need most is a house to stay in, but I know that don’t have full reign over my power yet. How was I going to make a house? I shrugged, looked for a spot I wanted my house, remembering the instructions I thought of the house I wanted and where I wanted it and snapped my fingers. With a pop a two story building appeared out of thin air seemingly. I blinked and rubbed my eyes and blinked again at the supposedly impossible thing I had just done. I suddenly felt extremely exhausted, like I had just run a marathon then climbed the Empire state building. With a tired yawn I walked up to my new home. I walked right up the stairs not bothering to look at around at my work, I was to worn-out from making the damn thing. I went into the first bedroom I saw, kicked of my sneakers and jacket, and flopped across my bed ,and waited for sleep to take me. I was about fall asleep when found that my brain would not allow it by thinking of all the “what if” and “maybe’s” it could think of, so I decided that one more use of my powers should hopefully knock me out. But what? I guess the best thing would be a path to the near town, if what Erisa said is true than I don’t think I have anything to worry about. So I did just that and with a snap I was out, knowing that my will has been carried out. I wonder what I’m going to do tomorrow. Something awesome to say the least, I hope. -In the village, (uh...Town? I’m not sure. Whatever). In Ponyville 20 minutes ago Twilight Sparkle was in her home /library sleeping when she received a letter from the Princes stating that a meteor was falling towards Ponyville and that it could do vast amounts of damage, if not destroy Ponyville, if it was left on its course. Twilight being the powerful magic using, level headed pony she was, ran out outside, seeing the meteor, she fired a magic blast at it, stetting it off course in to field half a mile north east from where she was. She could hear the very faint boom of the meteor in the background. She then walked back inside her house, walked up stairs, and promptly fell on her bed and went to sleep thinking all she had just done was a dream. Meanwhile Spike was awake and saw everything, and decided it would best to send a letter saying that Twilight handled it well, that the meteor was now somewhere in a field outside of Ponyville and that everything was fine. Tomorrow they would investigate it farther but now was the time for sleep. He then walked back inside went to his bed and fell asleep soon enough. It was going to be a very eventful day tomorrow, which meant more work for him. ‘Sigh’ -Back to present in Cantorlot Castle A very tired and very relieved Celsetia was in bedroom after, getting the letter from Spike that everything was fine. She would have a unit of guards go to Ponyville in the morning, maybe even her sister for making so much chaos so late at night. But that is a problem for future Celsetia to deal with, right now it was 3:00 am and she was going to have to get up in 4 hours. 'Sleep why you no last longer?' she thought to herself. Eventually sleep fell over her and like that she was out like a light. ///////////////////////////////// Elsewhere in the Castle the princess of the night aka Luna couldn’t be more awake. So many questions where running through her head right now that she was getting dizzy. She just kept pacing in her room a face of deep thought. Fin- Author's Note What is to come of all this? What will happen to Amos now? Find out next time on the next episode of dragon ba-. Sorry. I mean, find out in the next chapter of “My new upside-down inside-out life.” For the fandom!!!!
Morning (edited)Chapter 3 /Perspective Amos/ I woke up because the sun made me wake up. So with a moan that could scare a zombie I got up and looked at my new room. And I must admit it was the plainest room I have ever seen. The walls were a light, light brow, the floor was wood, which is okay but it wasn’t mahogany nor bamboo and there for unacceptable, all the furniture was grey and the door was white. “This needs to change now.” At the snap of my fingers the room was now a tea leaf green and the floors turned from wood to bamboo, all the furniture now had a Japanese feel to them, there were swords decorating the walls and picture frames that had Japanese writing in them. “Better.” I said out loud to no one. I then went to the bathroom I had installed to see how well it worked if at all. Much to my surprise and joy it did. So I took a nice warm shower brushed my teeth and all that jazz, I didn’t shave though. When I’m on vacation I like to grow out my facial hair, makes me look manlier I think. I put on a plain navy blue tee, some dark blue jeans and then put on some sneakers. After I finished putting on all the clothes I realized I could have just snapped my fingers and changed instantly. Moving on to the rest of the house, after calling myself stupid a few time, I saw it had the same feel as my room only without the swords on the walls and more picture frames with Japanese writing in them. It looked awesome. I went in to the kitchen next for something to eat, like I would do anything else in a kitchen, made myself some toast with some bread that was on the counter already. I was in the middle of eating when I heard someone knock on the front door. I was surprised they came so fast I guess it might have been the new path to a strange building thing. I readied myself for anything, with the exhale of a deep breath walked two the door cracked it open slowly so as not to surprise the being on the other side. “Hello?” I called out to my visitor. “Hi my names Ditzy Doo, but some pony’s call me Derpy. I’m here to add your house to my mail route.” She said happily. I looked through the peep hole and saw a 5:10 bipedal pony with grey fur and wings, blond hair and tale, with gold eyes that were crossed…. Moving on she was wearing a mail carrier’s uniform and had a dig duffle bag with letters sticking out of it. Not exactly what I was expecting but this is probably for the best. “Hey, my names Amos, it nice to meet you Ditzy.” I said through the door I was still hiding behind. I didn’t want to scare of a potential friend just because I’m ugly. I need more self-esteem “Cool name I don’t think I’ve ever heard anypony with that name before.” Ok this is it, go time, the make or break moment. “Well that’s because I’m not a pony.” I said calmly. “Oh are you a Griffin then or maybe a Zebra?” ‘Sigh’ “No I’m neither” “Well what are you then Mr. Mystery Guy?” she said in a playful tone. “Promise you won’t be scared or make fun of me.” I said trying to appeal to her sense of pity or maybe so she can sympathies me or not be scared if she pities me. Maybe I’m over thinking this. I hope was doesn’t freak-out or something. Her face went through a few emotions after I said that but the one that stayed was a look of pure determination. “I Promise on my honor as a mailmare I will not make fun of you or be scared of you based on the way you look.” She said with a puffed out chest full of pride. “Okay.” I said quietly. She looked adorable when she did that little performance, I couldn’t hold back a smile because of how hard she trying to gain some trust from me. With another deep breath I started to open the door. When she saw me her eyes uncrossed and went focused. She looked a little scared but was trying to put on a brave face. “What are you?” “Well I’m a human.” I say nonchalantly. She wasn’t saying anything after that and it was getting awkward. I had to say something. “Yeah I know I’m ugly.” I said in a joking manner with a slight chuckle. Her eyes went even wider then I thought was possible, then she tried to apologize. “N no… I no… I didn’t mean that...”she stuttered, and then she started to tear up. I didn’t mean to make her upset; now I feel like the biggest jerk alive. I was going to say something to cheer her up, but was cut off by the hug/tackle I was given by the mare, who was currently saying a seemingly endless stream of “I’m sorry” into my chest. I was a bit shocked that she was this emotional; I’m going to have to use a more careful approach when making fun of myself in the future. I started to pat her on the back before just surrendering and giving her a big hug back saying lots of “its okay’s” and “really its okay”. About 5 or 7 minutes passed by like that, it was really awkward but not bad, it was… nice. Eventually she got up and looked like she was ashamed of being scared of me which made me assume she got made fun of a lot, maybe because of her eyes, which made me upset that she had thought that Id insult her, but not unexpected. It just goes to show it doesn’t matter where you go bullies are everywhere. When I got up looked at her and gave a big hug then let her go. This was one of the strangest introductions I had ever given; I have a feeling that we are going to be great friends. “That was…. Interesting, you have some really strong arms you know.” I said while rubbing one of my arms. “hehe… yeah, being a mailmare means I have to lift heavy stuff all the time. Um I sorry it’s just that I get made fun a lot because of my eyes being the way they are.” She said sadly. She looked like she was going to cry. ‘Well that confirms my suspicions.’ I thought to myself. “Like I said a hundred times before its okay and there is nothing wrong with your eyes, the people that make fun of you are just jealous that they don’t have eyes as interesting or as pretty as yours.” I said smiling. “Th...Thanks. That means a lot.” She said cheering up and blushing a bit at the ‘pretty’ comment about her eyes. “Do you want some water or a something to eat?” I asked “Yes please. And if it’s not too much trouble a muffin would be really nice.” “No problem at all.” I was about to snap my fingers when a thought hit me. “What’s your favorite kind of muffin?” I asked “Oh their peanuts butter smore’s!!!” she replied excitedly. I smiled, snapping my fingers and having a fresh batch of peanuts butter smore muffins appear on a tray with a glass of ice cold water in my hand, and handed them to her. Meanwhile her jaw was on the floor and her eyes straight and wide, again. “Are you ok?” I asked out of concern that I might have broken her. “How?” she said almost in a whisper. “How what?” I asked, like I didn’t already know. “How did you make the muffins so fast?” she asked in amazement. “Magic?” I said with a shrug. It’s best not to tell her the whole story just yet and it’s something that I can’t really explain it myself. Plus its way easier to just call it magic and be done with it. “That's amazing, you should talk to Princess Twilight Sparkle she’s an expert on magic and stuff like that!” she exclaimed. “Maybe later, do you want to hang out some more or do you have stuff to do today?” I asked trying to change the subject. Her eyes widened again. Man her eyes are big, are all pony’s eyes this big? “Oh no I’m going to get behind schedule, I’ll talk to you later k, bye.” She said as she flew of back to the town I presumed. “See ya later” I said waving to her. “That went well I think” I said out loud to myself. Then a thought hit me I still haven’t seen the outside of my house. I walked off my porch down the path to the town a bit to get a good look at the outside of my house. It has stone pillars in the corners and red brick in-between, its two stories tall, has a dark oak porch and a pecked roof. Not bad not bad at all. I don’t know how it changed from the way it looked before, and the way it looks now but then again I don’t really care as long as it’s cool looking its ok with me. After a quick walk around my abode I walked back into my living room to watch some Full Metal Alchemist episodes that I spawned in as well as a TV, sofa, Xbox360, PlayStation 2&3, and a GameCube. While I continued my breakfast that now included a few peanut butter smore muffins. Damn they're good. I was thinking about what I was going to do later when I hear the doorbell. I hope its Ditzy so we can hang out some more she seemed really cool. I paused the show, and went for the door. When I opened the door there were three pony mares (I figured it’s easier to just call them pony’s rather than Anthro-pony’s) standing at my door, one was my height and was purple with navy blue hair with a dark purple and pink strip in her hair, the next one was Dizty’s height and was a dark blue with…. are those stars in her hair? That's really awesome, the last one was 6'3 ft. tall and was snow white skinned , and had hair that looked similar to the dark blue one but had three strips of color in there. All three of them had horns and wings and crowns? Are they the royalty of the land? Of course they are no one just goes up to some ones house and looks like this unless they’re crazy or the real deal. I looked past them to see an army of armed clad ponies sounding my house. Well that’s not good that’s not good at all. I looked back to the three mares in front of me and saw that the purple one was about to talk. I wouldn’t know, I was too busy shutting the door and locking it while have a panic attack. I think I’ll just wait until Ditzy gets back to deal with this. I need someone on my side. I’m so screwed, so very screwed. Fin- Author's Note Thanks for all the support.
A long day [part 1] (unedited)\Perspective Luna\ “Well that was interesting.” I said tying to break the awkward silence that was left after the encounter with the…. I don’t even know what it was but it looked scary out of its mind when it saw the regiment of guards behind us. I got an ‘indeed’ from Tia and nothing from Twilight. I told Tia that if we brought the guards would only complicate things. That creature looked like it had a heart attack I wonder if it’s ok, who am I kidding it’s probably having a panic attack. It did look like a pony only with a lot less hair and quite young too. I decided to knock again but this time a bit more softly; I was quite confused as to how this house came to be when Twilight said she’s never seen it before and that the road to it was new as well. What could have made a house and road appear over night besides Discord himself? If this one of his pranks again I swear I’m goanna- My thought was interrupted by the door creaking open and a voice coming from behind it. “Hello?” \Perspective Amos a few minutes earlier/ Ok I need to calm down, there’s only a small army outside my door and three ponies whom I believe to be royalty. Where did they even come from? How did they even know I was here in the first place? No big deal I got this, you know why because I can summon an army of Gundam at any time I want. Hey, yeah I can do anything I want; I have the powers of a god I can make entire armies with the snap of my fingers why should I even be worried. ‘I can do this, I can win, I can do this…….’ (Light knocking) ‘OH GOD IM GOING TOO DIE!!!!’ Calm down, just breathe. In Out In Out Ok, I can do this. Gathering myself I creaked open the door and called out. “Hello?” /Back to Luna/ I take a moment to prepare myself to answer back and to clear my throat. (Clears throat) “Hello my name is Princess Luna ruler of the night and this (I gesture Tia who has an odd look on her face) is my sister Princess Celsetia ruler of the day and this (I gesture to Twilight now) is Princess Twilight Sparkle ruler of…… friendship?” Now that I think about it I have no idea what Twilight is in charge of. Twilight gives me a hurt look. It’s not my fault no one tells me anything! The young creature chuckled slightly at that. Good I’m getting it to open up a little. The door opens a bit more so that I can see just half of it, well him now that him I can tell that he’s male. His voice was wasn’t enough because he only ever said one word and the first time I saw him was only for a second because he got scared and shut the door. “Hello my name is Amos, it’s a pleasure to meet you all.” He said with a quick glance at the guards behind us and Tia for some reason. “Hello Amos, we came here to investigate a meteorite that crashed near here last night when we spotted your lovely home” I wasn’t even being nice when I said that his home was quite refreshing to see “we were wondering if you know anything about it.” He took a moment to think about it then had a confused look on his face. “I think that might have been me, I mean I did wake up sore and in a small creator yesterday night.” he said with casually like its happened before or that thing similar happen often to him. Or he’s just crazy. “WHAT?!?!?!?” exclaimed a slightly mad looking Twilight Sparkle. “How are you alive? You don’t look like a creature that could survive such an impacted! In fact what even are you? And if that was you, you could have destroyed the whole town of Ponyville!” He just looked at her and said “First off shouting when a person is about 5 feet from you is rude. Second I’m awesome incarnate. Third the crater wasn’t much bigger that my body so there’s no way I could have destroyed a whole town let alone a house. Forth I don’t like uneven numbers so I’m saying this sentence to give this list of reasons symmetry.” When he finished he had a look of shock and retreated behind the door a little muttering a quick ‘sorry’ as he did so. Twilight for her part was flabbergasted that a new being too this world just used the most amount of words we’ve heard out of him to tell her off. I was trying not laugh at her misfortune, she really needs to learn some tact. “Mind if we continue this inside, that is if you don’t mind.” I say trying to move the conversation along. He took a moment to think it over then said “Ok, but only you can come inside.” gesturing to me. “What? Why?” all three of us said in unison. “Because Luna you’re the only you whose made a good impression on me, so you’re the one I trust enough to let in. That and Celsetia has been giving me a hard look this whole time and Twilight is much too inexperienced, no offence, also you look like you haven’t slept in a day and need to sit down.” He said very matter-o-factly A firm “No.” came from Celsetia. We all turned to Tia, who wore a glare that could kill army’s at Amos, for an explanation on that. “You talk to all of us at once or I will get the guard to make you sit and make you talk! You will NOT be alone with my sister understood?!” “…….” “…….” “…….” “Tia want do you think you’re doing threatening this…..” he never did say what he was did he. “Human, I’m a human.” Amos said from the door way. “Thank you Amos, a young human like he is a criminal and I don’t recall a time when I said I couldn’t make a decision for myself. Now go back to the guards with Twilight and don’t come unless I say so Got It, I WILL NOT have you ruining a diplomatic and peaceful solution to this situation because you think I can’t handle talking to a child!!!” I was absolutely livid at her, I’m tired of her thinking I can’t do my job as a princess because she doesn’t think I’m ready yet! “You’re such a jerk sometimes and another thing…..” /Perspective Amos/ “These two do know that this is a diplomatic meeting that could change the fate of your entire world right?” I say to a facepalming and mortified Twilight. “I swear they never act like this at formal meetings.” She says that but I’m not too sure. ‘sigh’ “Can I ask you something?” she looked a little nervous when she asked that. “Sure.” “When we introduced our selves as royalty why didn’t you bow or even call us princesses? You just called us by our first names. I don’t mind it but Celsetia and Luna might be annoyed by that.” “I didn’t bow because I don’t bow to anyone or anything for that matter. As for why I don’t call you princess I felt it was an unnecessary formality, you just show up on my door step. I didn’t mean to rude I just didn’t want to do any of those things, if I did I felt like I would have been surrendering or something. You know what I mean?” “I really can’t say that I do but if that’s your choice I won’t judge.” She said with a small smile.” “Thanks” I say with a smile of my own. “….” “So listen I’m sorry that I kind of snapped at you earlier I was a little stressed by all of this.” I say gesturing my hand to everywhere. “Apology accepted, I’m sorry I was rude to you, I’m still kind of new to the whole princess thing.” “How long ha...” “I have Never wet the bed you fat jerk!” shouted a enraged Luna. “Did you just call me FAT?!” retorted a completely livid Celsetia. “Me thinks we should head inside, this is going to get ugly really fast.” Twilight says to me. “Are you sure we should just leave them like that?” “What could we do to stop them? They’re the most powerful beings in existence.” “We’ll see about that.” I say with a chuckle as Twilight just stares at me confused. I start to walk over to them, because of their “fighting” they moved over to the front of my lawn. “Hey Twilight does this world have dragons?” “Yeah, but what does that have to…” she never did finish that sentence “Rooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar” I let lose a mighty dragon roar that could probably be heard across that continent. Silence, good that means they got the message. “Are you two done?” I ask two very dumbfounded Princesses who both nod. “Good now let’s make this essayer I don’t want to be talking all day about nothing. Let’s see, I don’t intend to take over and franking I wouldn’t want to so forget about me doing anything along those lines. I won’t be part of your country because I don’t want to be used. I don’t want to eat anyone. I don’t know Why I’m here and I’m not going to tell you how I got here, because I don’t want to. Just leave me alone and I’ll leave you alone, deal?” Luna was the first to recover “I don’t think that’s everything that we need to talk about, but if you wish to be alone for now we shall. But before we go how did you roar like a dragon just now?” I smirked “Magic.” She frowned, but before she could say anything the guard’s surrounded me with spear tips point at my neck. “Stay back and stand down monster!” one of the shouts. I snap my fingers and all of their spears went flaccid. “Having a little trouble sir?” I say with a smug smile on my face. I think that got them mad because they all charged me; I just jumped up and over them and walked back to my house while they were still in a dog pile or is it pony pile? Whatever, anyway I walked back to where Twilight was standing, she was slack jawed. I turned to her and said. “Well I think that’s enough politics for one day I’m going back inside, we’ll talk later okay?” “Uh-hu” was all she said. “Okay then bye Luna, bye Celsetia, bye Twilight, enjoy your trip back home wherever that may be.” “You can’t just leave, we have important matters to discuss.” Celsetia shouted from my front lawn. “Whelp I am and you can’t stop me so ta-ta.” I snapped my fingers and stent them to the middle of town. Don’t worry I put a mattress under them to break their fall. With that I want back inside and instead of going back to my T.V. I went to the kitchen to make some caramel hot cocoa. It’s hot out but it smells good sooooooo yeah, you may be thinking why don’t I just magic in the drink. Well that because making that drink particularly calms my nerves. Wonder what I’m doing today? I still want to talk some with Ditzy she was nice. Wait. Did I just tell three rulers of a country to basically piss of? That had to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. Well can’t change that now can I, why can’t I just ever do things right the first time? This cocoa is really good. ‘Knock knock’ ‘Sigh’ “What could it be now, a dragon?” I am getting a little tired from using my magic, not as tired as I was when a made my house but enough to want to sit down and relax for a bit. I go and open the door to find a massive dragon head staring at me from about a foot away from my face. It was dark amber with a pale under belly, wings the size of a small plain each. Its eyes were sage green, it had long body, strong looking legs and sharp claws each the size of my arm. We just stared at each other, both of us unmoving just staring. What the hell am I supposed to do fight it? Offer it tea and pancakes? Say ‘hi’? Actually that would probably be best. Let’s go for that. “Um, hello there Dragon of unspecified gender, how can I help you?” “Hello there little one.” said a feminine voice. Ok it’s a she I can work with a she. Girl dragons are usually nicer than boy dragons right? Right? …….. shit fin part 1- Author's Note Chapter 5 will be done next week I think and this will be edited soon enough.
A long day part 3So I'm just going to leave this here and see what happens. You know now that I’m getting a good look around I’m starting to see just how colorful this place is. I don’t like it. It makes me feel… out of place? Maybe I’m over thinking it. It’s just I feel like I should change it but I don’t want to mess with the way things are in this world but at the same time there’s a voice in the back of my head telling me to make things the way I want them to be. Maybe I should just forget about it and focus on my walk to town. …. “Bored now!” I say to the sky, because it will make a difference. ‘Sigh’ You know looking back on the way my last two interactions went with the “locals” I feel as if I should use caution or maybe some tact in my approach. Naaaahhhh, ill just wing it and hope for the best because I’m too lazy to come up with a good idea right now. But just to be safe I should probably not ‘bump’ into any princesses while I’m rolling into town. Now that I think about it what was up with that white one? What was her name? Sunbutt?, no, Whitey?, no, Tia?.... sure lets go with that. Anyway why was she so mad at me like I punched her grandma or something? The way she acted while Luna and I talked was… off to say the least. Well at least I think it was off she could act that way all the time. Speaking of acting off Aberdeen was kind of odd too. I mean she is a dragon and all but come on she acted like she only talks to fish or something. Well she did say that hadn’t had a conversation in so long that she forgot her name. How old do you have to be to forget your own flipping name?! How far is this town? Maybe I should have use a floating platform or a jetpack or maybe- *(sob sob) Is someone crying? ‘No it’s a weeping willow Jackass.’ Why am I so mean to me? I carefully walk toward the sound of the crying. There I find a white mare with dark and light blue spiky hair crouched behind a tree, I also think she has a horn. She also has what look like headphones on, weird, for some reason I thought the tech level in this world was lower because those guards only had spears and swords. Whatever I solve that mystery later right now there’s a crying girl that is in need of a big hug and some cheering up. If anyone were to ask what my one true weakness is I would have to say when a girl is crying, I just can’t stand it. I stroll on up and sit next to her with about 1 ½ ft of room between us, don’t want to look like a creeper, and then I poke her. She looks at me with teary, bloodshot eyes and a quivering bottom lip. ‘Hngggggggggggg’ I can’t stand that face. I wrap her in my arms and hug her so tight she didn’t even have time to say anything. I don’t think she minded through because she returned the hug and use my shirt as a snot rag. I don’t really mind I’m just enjoying the hug. ‘So much for not being a creeper.’ Don’t care giving sad girl a hug, kill yourself. After about 5 or 8 minutes and a box of tissues later she lets go of me, I do the same; she just looks at me, smiles and says: “Thanks for that.” “No problem.”I reply back. “So what’s your name kid?” “Amos, yours?" "Vinyl Scratch" "Cool and thank you not freaking out about me not being a pony. I know I'm kind of weird looking." "It's cool I travel a lot when I'm on tour so I see a ton of different peeps." Oh I guess that makes sen- wait on tour is she a rock star? Author's Note And that's as far as I've gotten with chapter. Maybe I'll make more chapter that summarizes what I wanted this story to be idk. But for now this is all I've written.
OKWell its been a long time coming. I want to say thank you all for your support, the bronie communtiy well always be a place I will have some connection to. Its the first place ive ever said "these guys get it", and while im not leaving I just find myself losing interst. Not just here but alot of other places too, I cant realy say i have nothing to inspire me, its just i dont have any motivation. At all. I still get story ideas and plot's and all that jazz. But i cant bring myself to write like use to. Maybe its because i dont have any family support for my writing or becuase i simply cant talk too anyone about it without getting a "look". Everyone on this site knows that look. it Says that your wasting your time and we think your gay. Its messed up. I dont even know why im writing this. Maybe its for you, me, Luna, I dont know and im not sure that i care. I just want this here. Maybe it so I can know that there are people that understand, or maybe its a cop out becuase im scard to put myslef on the spotlight. I dont handle pressure well. But i hind it so i dont have to deal with it. Anyway im getting off track. So what does this mean for this story? Im not gona write it any more. I cant ive been feeling like crap for not writing anything for so long and dreading what others might say. "Why did you stop writing, your really good?" "Start writing again." Stuff like that not becuase i think im good by any means but because i dont want anyone to be upset that i stoped writing. I will say that if anyone wants to pick up where i left off be my guest. You know what ill even help you if you have a skype just send me your name and well have a jam sesion. It would be nice to really get to know some of you. With that said here's my Skype name : gameboy_493 or Unfunny Suits Thank for listing to me and my shitty problems you're a wonderful crowd. In the name of TallestBronnie "Brony on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Much love <3 -john
Things and stuffI want to start off by saying that I'm sorry so very very very very sorry that I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow at writing the chapters in this story. I hate high school and homework and my social life, because they make me too tired to write. But i am still writing chapters so don't you be worried none, i got this. Chapter 6 will be done when i get the time, its about 1\2 way done so i won't be too long, unlike my di-(pow). Hey what was that for Pinkie? "For almost saying a bad word." sigh I'm sorry for being 17. "That's no excuse, but you did say your sorry, sooo i guess its okay. Just remember don't do bad things or Pinkie will cut you. Got it?" Ye-es-s Ma'am "Good you'll see me later~" -poof- -gulp- help me. Thank you guys and girls for your support so far and all of feedback both good and bad, it only helps me be a better writer. Brony on!!!!!!!!!!
A long day [part 2] (unedited)Guess who's back in action!? Chapter 5 A long day part two Sometimes I think life hates me. Which is wied because I like life; maybe it’s just me? Whatever the case may be I really don’t know how to approach the situation in front of me. It’s been like 5 minutes of an awkward staring contest between a 26ft tall dragoness and a thin 17 year old Hispanic kid. I’d like to say a joke or something but nothing funny comes to mind, all I can do is stare. God this is like the moment before telling your crush you like them or something, maybe even worse. I mean she could at least tell me what she wants or how she even knew where to find me. I have to think of something to get start talking to at least, this silence is making my stir crazy. “Sooooooooooooooo, lovely weather we’re having today isn’t it?” She tilted her and gave me confused look. Yep, that proves it I’m a moron. I shouldn’t even be surprised; I did ruin negotiations with three princesses not even an hour ago. Being a diplomat is probably the worst thing I could be in life ever. Maybe I should apologize for my stupidity. Why do I even care I mean she did just come out of nowhere, knock on my door, without breaking it somehow, and then proceed to stare directly into my soul without saying so much as a word. No wait she did say “hello” and called me “little one”. Maybe I should try again with the whole talking thing. But what to say after my last amazing display of conversation skills. “I don’t mean to be rude or cause you offence, but could you please stop staring at me your making me feel uncomfortable.” “My apologies, I was just trying to remember what manner of creature you are. Again I’m sorry if I made you upset.” She said rather politely. Which surprises me because dragons are usually “hot headed”. (I’m sorry that was a terrible joke, I feel bad just for thinking it.) They also shouldn’t be able to talk; then again ponies shouldn’t talk either. “It’s ok, by the way I’m a human. Names Amos what’s yours?” She looked at me confused for a second. What’s up with that? “You know what; it’s been such a long time since I have even spoke to another intelligent creature such as yourself, so long in fact I don’t even remember my name. Which now that I think about it isn’t very uncommon for dragons, we’re very solitary and territorial beings.” Wow how long do you have to be alone and not talk to anyone to forget your name? In- fact how old is she? How long do dragons live for? I'll ask another time because right now's not a good time. “Well how about a give you a name?” I can’t just call her the dragoness all the time. “Oh and what makes you think you have the right to give me a name?” she didn’t sound angry but just plain curious. I shrugged “Because I can.” I didn’t really have a reason I just think it would be awesome to name a dragon. She chuckled at my answer (if you could call it that). “Very well what name would you propose to give me?” “Sam” “………” “What?” “…..No….” 'Damn well I'm out of ideas. Wait how about-' “How about Aberdeen?” “That’s an interesting name.” “Well you’re an interesting dragon, makes sense to me.” “You’re quite right.” “Cool beans, how about in celebration of your new name I give you a gift.” “Very well then.” “Close your eyes.” She did so. So I snapped my finger and made an enchanted sword for her. It was a 36 inch long katana with a fire enchantment on in with the word “Aberdeen” inscribed on the hilt. Looking at it I don’t think she could hold this right so I added another enchantment to give her an Anthro-dragon form, painless of course. Satisfied with my work I held it out to her and told her to open her eyes. She looked at it and smiled a little while chuckling. “While I appreciate the kind gesture, but this weapon is much too small for me to handle properly.” “I figured, so I enchanted it, try it out.” She looked at me then the sword then back to me then to the sword again. “Sigh” She took it and unsithed it, holding it in-between her claws, then a poof sound with a puff of smoke happened. I coughed while clearing the smoke with a little fan a produced from nowhere. When the smoke cleared the spot where the mighty dragon Aberdeen was now held a 6’5 naked Anthro-dragoness holding a flaming katana. A.K.A the most awesome thing I have ever seen in my life. I started to blush when I realized I was staring at a “naked” dragon lady, so I made some clothes to go with the enchantment. I randomized it so they weren’t the same every time the enchantment was activated. A now clothed Aberdeen looked herself over and smiled. “This is a very…..interesting gift, but a gift non-the-less and I thank you for it.” “You’re welcome, you want to come in for a snack or something?” I asked politely ‘Like a sir.’ “Thank you for the offer but I’m afraid that I have a prier engagement, perhaps another time.” “Ho, that’s cool.” I just remember something I did earlier, a something that involved me and a dragon shout. “Hey that ‘prier engagement’ you motioned wouldn’t have anything to do with a loud dragon roar that I ma- heard earlier would it?” ‘Please say no.’ “Why yes it did - ‘Damn it all!’ – I heard it from my cave and thought it might be another dragon trying to claim some of my land. Strange how it seems to have vanished now.” “Yes strange very strange, well ill keep an eye out in case it comes back.” I REALLY hope that this doesn’t come back to bit me in the left ass cheek, why the left you ask because don’t worry about it okay! “You would do that for me?” Aberdeen asked very surprised I would even offer. I nod “Sure that’s what friends do right?” She stared at me for a few seconds ‘This conversation has an awful lot of staring in it.’ then smiled and said: “You think of me as a friend? A dragon, a big, scary, pony eating, village burning dragon you think of as a friend?” “Yeah, is that a problem?” Having a dragon as a friend would be awesome in all ways possible. “No-it’s-not-a-problem-at-all-I-would-love-to-be-friends-well-I-have-to-go-I’ll-see-you-later-bye.” She said quickly them resithing her sword, turning back in to her dragon form a flying away in a random direction. Leaving me standing there dumfounded by what I just witnessed. “Okay later.” I say to the spot Aberdeen was standing. I look down the path that leads to the town, maybe I should go see what it looks like? Would that even go over well? I might get to see Ditzy there and then we can hang out. I also might get run out of town. What if I run into the princesses? Screw it I got this. Know why? Because I have the power of chaos and I can just make a dilldo cannon to attack them while I run for it. Okay that was a wired thought. I think I’ll just run for it if things go south. I totally got this I mean I just became friends with a dragon just by being myself. How bad could a bunch of human-like shaped ponies be? I Got This. At least I really hope I do. With that I set of down the path to town of ponies and such. -To be continued Author's Note Sorry that this took so long to come out I just started my Jr. year of high school and the home work has been unforgiving to me. But hey I got it out and that's what counts. P.S. check out my other story "The Reason Why" and tell me how everything is wrong with it. BRONY ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
