Cadence x Human Heart

Cadence awoke with a start from her nightmare, and immediately clutched for her lover. Upon finding it, she began whimpering.

No response. She looked up to see a heart wearing sunglasses with a cigarette in its top left valve... clearly asleep. She cuddled the creature she left her former husband for, kissed it, and went back to sleep.

The heart relived that fateful night over, and over again. He wondered if the right decisions were made, if the right actions were taken...

"Fuck yeah they were." It said to itself...

*flashback noise and visuals*

Heart and Cadence lied in bed after an exhausting bout, cuddling and kissing.

The bedroom door opened, "Cadence,I got you a- what the-*gurk*!" The heart quickly flew from the bed, and down Shining Armour's esophagus. The white Guard Captain quickly choked to death as the heart tore apart his  and leapt through his chest like a parasitoid.