Dinky and Derpy have owned and operated the best dang breakfast shop in Ponyville for years now. With over a gazillion flavored varieties of pancakes (never mind that "gazillion" isn't actually a number), it's the very best place to be for all your flat, rounded pastry needs!

But trouble just won't stay away from these two, will it? No, for a certain two salesponies non-pah-ray (or however the heck that's supposed to be written) have returned to Ponyville, bearing a new machine of whimsy and wonder: the Waffle Iron!

How will a mother and daughter deal with this callous and perfectly legal affront to their business? Has capitalism gone too far? Just what is the deal with waffles, anyway? There's only one way to find out...

The epic sequel to Panning Pancakes, because no one told me not to write it! Oh, and I suppose it's been written for that One-Shotober thing, too! Part of a balanced breakfa--I mean, the Muffinverse!