Welcome all! Mayor-Mare speaking, and welcome to the first annual Ponyville Copulation Carnival! Today you will witness the graceful and elegant lovemaking of some of the town's most desirable and obvious true soul mates. Except under these carnival tents, you never exactly know what to expect from these love-birds once they're in the spotlight.

Ahem, love-ponies.

Special thanks to my magnificent editor, Lucky424.