Harmony's Decent into Twilightby The Guy on Your RightChaptersPrologue: The Erotic Entrance of a New AlicornChapter one: Electric BoogalooChapter 3: diabolic disasters of devastating destructionPrologue: The Erotic Entrance of a New AlicornPrologue: The Erotic Entrance of a New Alicorn This is the beginning of an EMPIRE that would claim millions of ponies lives. Back on a little planet called earth, there was a strikingly handsome lad named Copper. He was bullied all his life by people who were jealous of his special talent. He liked to create big sculptures of art in the shape of pwnes that were hideous and so grand of scale, everyone was forced to simply adore it; of course, that’s what you do to make an autistic person, happy. He secretly loved the show My little pony, because he knew everyone would hate him if they find out; not everyone can see the real beauty of pones. So, he never admitted it to no one, and he deemed himself, a closet brony. He still liked to go onto pony sites, but hated everyone on there because they were all jealous of his magnificent and undoubtedly, unmatched artistic talent. One could infer that this made him somewhat of a narcissist, but they just weren’t looking deep enough. One day after a long day of playing a long game of basketball with his friends -- whom he held much pent up aggression towards -- he returned to his house where, his parents would constantly beat him using such items as belts, pans, rolling pins, and burning cucumbers. The worst being the pesticide ridden pinnable. He went onto his father’s computer, and after he had deleted numerous dirty pictures of various plants and camels, went onto his favorite website of them all: Facebook. After checking to make sure he still had over nine thousand friends -- whom he held pent up aggression towards -- he proceeded to delete his account becuase he knew it was bad to seek attention from people on the internets. He then turned on Netflix so that he could watch his favorite show of all time: He-man. You thought he was going to watch My Little Pony, huh? Wrong. Copper was too awesome to be caught doing that on his father’s computer. He has a secret room for that; down the basement he goes. With his beautiful singing voice he began to sing the My Little Pwni theme song in a much better way than any of the characters did. It didn’t matter if the dogs all started to howl when he started to sing; he just accepted it as them wanting to join in. After watching a few episodes, he began to tire of eating his Doritos and drinking his Jebus Guarana, mixed with Kool Aide. Idly, he stroked his chin, wishing he was old enough to grow a beard or a moustache, but so far nothing. He went to the mini fridge in the back of the room and grabbed himself a banana. It was good for him to maintain his amazing hourglass figure. Seriously, he had great abs that all the men swooned over. Especially his present girlfriend, Suzy Starfire Raven Shore. Oh, how she loved to swoon all over his abs. He never actually met her in real life of course. No, she was just a girl he had met on the internet, who had befriended him and who liked his singing voice. They had daily video chats, but for some reason she was sick today. It made him sad that she couldn’t see him eat his banana on camera. For some reason, she always looked turned on when he does such activity. After long hours of watching streams on Netflix, and eating potassium-loaded fruit, he suddenly felt dizzy. Laying down on the cold, semented floor, he passed out, thinking as this might be his final day. He muttered indistinguishable words, mostly expletives like, “Goshdarn” and “Dangnabit”. As he finally said his final words, “Golly I love Ponies”, a rotten tooth fell out of his mouth. He stared at his baby tooth and then smiled; a yellow smile that came from all the Doritos he inhaled. He was only thirteen-years-old, and now he was almost like a real man now, and real men gets free wishes. “First, I want my girlfriend Suzy Starfire Raven Shores to be here in person.” Suddenly in a whiff of magic dust, his girlfriend who was incredibly erotic, and not fat at all, but lacking bust size appeared in his muscular arms. “Suzy!?” he asked, unable to believe his dusty eyes. “Yes, my love. It is I. Kiss me you fool!” And the kissing they had was extremely erotic, and gave an eight year-old a boner somewhere. But that was not the end of it. No, their passion for each other knew no bounds, but neither one really knew how to continue so they stopped. Already bored with his first wish, he moved onto his next wish. Pushing her girlfriend with his Dorito-covered hands, he tried to think of another one that could satisfy his needs. “I want an AK-47 with dual-mags, breach loading, double barreled, a combi-acog widescreen plasma scope, cloaking device for nerf-warfare and a holographic sight with a grenade launcher and a chainsaw bayonet at the end! Oh, and a C4 bomb, because I ain’t a complete terrorist without it.” And just like that, the obviously superior gun and C4 explosive appeared in his hands. Looking at the magnificent weaponry, Copper felt himself getting wet. Seriously, even boys can get wet! He spilled his Coke all over his pants, getting them all sticky. But Copper also felt something else in his pants. A loose Dorito chip. He pulled it out and thought of eating it but instead put it away. “I’m done with Doritos!” he said heroically. “Who needs chips when you have an assault rifle?” Unfortunately, like the silly silly person he was, he forgot to request ammo for his gun. That’s extra. even for magic wishes. Gotta be careful about that hubris. Miffed that his beast gun was nothing but a wading pile of crap without ammo, he tossed it into the garbage can. Despondent, he reached for the lone Dorito chip that had fallen in his lap and carefully chewed it before swallowing and sighing in defeat. “Copper, “ his erotic girlfriend called to him. “Since there’s nothing left to eat, or watch, or shoot, why don’t we do something together...?” Suzy Starfire Raven Shores batted her eyes at her boyfriend like she had seen people on TV do in 50’s sitcoms. She didn’t know what it meant, or what it signified, but maybe it would give Copper some ideas. It always seemed to work for Lucy. “Wait… I’m thinking…” Copper stroke his chin to help him think of another wish, but soon found it ineffective. “Damn it! I wish I have a beard to caress, just like one of those action movie stars’ have!” in a blink of an eye, a puffy beard appeared on his chin, completing his broke-back Mexican look. It was still strangely er0tic, specially that the beard matches his muscles and strong chin. “Better…” now, with Copper’s new beard, he placed a hand on his sexy facial hair, moving it up and down in a slow pace. “Now I only have one wish left. Darn. What… will… I... do... next… Aha!” he suddenly yelled at the top of his lungs, scaring people within ten feet near their house. “Of course!” He looked at Suzy Starfire Raven Shores in the erotic way that he always did, and she swooned but that wasn’t his intention. No, he had the perfect idea. It was going to be great. It was the best idea he ever had before. It was the greatest idea that anybody had ever had in the history of the world. “I want to go to Equestria and go on a super awesome kawaii desu desu sugoi adventure of magnificence infinite!!!!1” there was a thunderclap from outside, the power in the room seemed to flicker and from a place seemingly far away yet strangely in the same room, a glowing light appeared. It started swirling around, colours dancing on it’s face as it swirled faster and faster. Copper and Suzy Starfire Raven Shores started to feel dizzy as they watched the light swirl around faster and faster before it suddenly engulfed them, and they were transported from the basement and reappeared in a green, grassy field. The touch of grass made him feel rather uncomfortable in his pants. There were grass trimmings in his underwear. It was an odd sensation as for some reason; he was still wearing the same clothes as he had when he left but now they weren’t quite fitting right. His two hands felt like oversized rolls of salami, when he looked down he noticed they were actually rust-colored hooves (whoda thunk!) They were throwing him off slightly. As was the underwear with grass trimmings that were currently riding up on him. He struggled with his clothes, only to find that it wasn’t grass trimmings, but he had an actual tail. Somehow he was no longer Copper, the masculine, handsome dashing boy. No, he was Copper the masculine, handsome dashing colt! Suzy Starfire Raven Shores was also a female pony; a sexy female whorse with an even sexier cutie mark. Yet, she was still less dashing than him, because she’s still lacking the appropriate bust size, even for mares. But, oh no! He didn’t have a cutie mark on his sexy flank! He felt sad for a second, then remembered that he was in Equestria. But, oh no! He didn’t remember who he was anymore! He remembered that he was a human and that his girlfriend was not as smexy as him, but he couldn’t even remember what he had eaten for breakfast this morning. Glancing around, he noticed that they were not the only ones in the field. Ponies in different colors surrounded them, but they all have something in common: they were all stallions. The ponies had an almost hungry look about them and it was directed on Copper, himself. They must simply be surprised to see such a handsome and masculine pony show up in the middle of the field, he thought to himself and was about to say something, when the largest of the ponies walked towards them. He was huge with a beefy physique, a slightly psychotic look in his eyes and strangely tiny wings. “YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” the pony screamed and then launched himself at Copper, knocking him onto his stomach, and making him let out an “oof” as the air in his lungs escaped. Copper felt a strange sensation near his tail as if something hard was poking him in the rear. Copper knew immediately what it was, and with a strength that he didn’t know he had, he threw the huge pegasus off his back. The ponies that had been gathering around him fell back a few steps, surprised at his p-p-p-powerbook!!! Then as one, they all kneeled and bowed their heads towards him. Finally, some respect, but why? Copper thought. He looked around, trying to see if he could find the answer he was looking for in his surrounding. But the only thing he could see other than his smexy girlfriend and the bunch of stallions kneeling in front of him was a large banner reading, “Third Annual Colt Cuddlers’ Picnic” It was then that he saw his shadow and noticed for the first time that he not only had a horn, but wings as well. “By the Power of Greyskull!” he did not know where he had learned that phrase, or why he had said that, but he did not care. “I’m an Alicorn!” Then he stopped because he had no idea what an Alicorn actually was, except he happened to be one. He struck a heroic pose; his wings outstretched; his head held high; a foreleg raised and Suzy Starfire Raven Shores stroking it like she was polishing a baseball bat. She swooned over his horse abs like the whorse she was and they both looked so incredibly erotic in that pose. “Woooooow!” a voice suddenly called out, catching the two erotic couple’s attention. They turned to see a group of six pastel-colored ponies heading in their direction, yet strangely, these ponies were mares. Copper was about to ask what they were doing near a Colt Cuddlers’ picnic, when they heard another voice calling from the other direction. “Good afternoon. I wasn’t aware that there was another Alicorn in Equestria. And a very erotic one...” The speaker was a tall, white Alicorn with a flowing, multi-colored mane of sunshine and lollipops. She was flanked by a smaller, dark Alicorn with a flowing mane made out of black plasma, filled with stars, and a pink Alicorn with a rather, sedate but colourful mane of several colours, with erotic -- yet creepy -- eyes, but nopony really cared about her. Copper looked over to where they had come from and saw another banner hung by the trees. “9,001st Annual Alicorn Picnic for Alicorns” The white Alicorn looked at Copper and his marefriend and asked, “Would you care to join us?” The way that she asked made Copper feel funny, as if she wanted to eat him or something, but at the same time, he thought that ponies can’t eat meat, so that’s just silly. “I’d love to,“ and he, along with Suzy Starfire Raven Shores joined the other Alicorns and the six pastel ponies, one of whom was also an Alicorn, at their picnic. As they sat down on the blanket and enjoyed the food Copper couldn’t help but think that his life was just going to get better from here on in. Not that he could remember anything previous to waking up in that field but something told him that only good things were to happen from now on. In a far off place, a Draconequis shivered. It was time for him to have some fun once again. Chapter one: Electric BoogalooChapter one: Electric Boogaloo Copper was partaking in some incredibly erotic bananas while all the mares at the picnic were swooning over his abs, especially Suzy Ruby Sapphire Emerald Shores. Rainbow Dassh then reached for her moistening ice cream as Copper slid five consecutive hot dogs from the plate into his mouth, buns and all. Copper realised that the buns had fridge mold on them and threw up all over his dick. It took about 15 minutes to clean all the puke off of his throbbing meat stick with his mouth. Cadance assisted in getting some out of his guce. “Just who is this guy?” asked Rainbow Dash with a trembling voice. “I don’t know,” Twilight replied, “but he’s got one talented mouth.” “I want that mouth on mine!” whimpered Fluttershy, erotically, like cousins taking a bath together with the water at just the right temperature. It was really erotic. “We could all share and have a party!” Pinkie said extremely erotically. “Oh my darling, he just simply looks so darling don’t you agree darling?” Rarity spouted erotically out to no one whatsoever. “God, shut the fuck up, Rarity, you little goddamn bitch!” yelled Shining Armor as he erotically punched her in the face. “No one likes you, you’re better off hanging yourself!” “You tell him, hubby,” Cadance purred, pawing at Shining Armor’s crotch. “So, Conn... err… Copper, how erotic are you today?” asked Twilight erotically. “I’m feeling VERY erot- You know, I’m feeling too erotic, Twilight. Would you please violently fuck me up the butt with a magic dildo?” asked Copper. “Abso-fucking-lutely.” Twilight then transformed into a giant, erotic version of Big Mac. He had a huge flaccid penis that erotically swung to and fro like a construction crane. Copper’s eyes glistened as he stared into the abyss of Twilight Mac’s dickhole. Copper then climbed into the wet slimy hole and nuzzled in there like an autistic baby in a blanket being fucked by my uncle. Soon enough Twilight Mac came so hard that Copper came spurting out like some sort of cheesy, yeast-smelling water park slide. “Dicks!” screamed Applejack as she flew into the sunset and blew up in the giant ball of gas that stalked all life in equestria. “Shit. Gotta go clean that up.” said Celestia, fingering her asshole. After she took her hoof out of her festering shit hole, she licked all the residue off. The shit resembled what she had for lunch, a hairy milky cum sack. Celestia then flew off into the sun and burnt up just like that other lesbo-faggot, Rarity or whatever that transgendered dick head’s name was. “Man this makes my undeveloped penis so unbelievably hard and erect.” Copper erotically spewed. Copper’s penis then became so thick and erect that the skin on his dick ripped. “My penis sense is tingling!” shouted Copper as he turned around to face a large fatty pile of meat staring menacingly and eroticly down at him. “I found you dirty Whorses! Now hop up on santa’s lap so I can shove my fat and veiny meat stick into your shitty sausage pockets.” Then Neck Beard had a heart attack and died. He ate too much salt. And shit. Diabetes is SRS ISSUS TO GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!1. fangz (get it cuz im goffik GTFO) 2 my bff raven u rocka grl MCR rox 666 !1111111111111123 “Wow that was the most flaccid i have ever been in my entirely short life l0l.” Said some faggot named Copper. Fluttershy then ran over to Neck Beard’s corpse and ravagely feasted on his meat and two veg. Neck Beard, even while dead, came butter and mayonnaise (cause he’s a fatass lel). “H0LY SHIT GAT AWAY FROM SLUTTERSHIT NOOOOOW!!!!!1” screamed Luna as her mouth foamed and she fell to the ground. She broke her skull on impact due to the fact that she was using her projectile shitting powers to lunge her into the erotically soft jagged grass. The grass then engulfed her entire body and drained her of her blood. After she landed she then smoked the grass and yelled “420 BLAZE IT FAGG0TS.” “This has been quite the peaceful evening wouldn’t you say?.” said Applejack HOLY CUNTING SHIT SHE’S ALIVE. “Oh my I must agree” said a rather ravishing looking bear with a top hat and light up sketchers. “You are quite the darling, darling.” responded Applejack. “Would you like a cup of tea?” asked the lavender unicorn known as Pinkie Pie. “No thank you, dar-” “YOU BETTER DRINK THIS FUCKING TEA FAGGOT.” screamed Pinkie Pie as she shoved the tea cup down Applejack’s throat and ejaculated all over the fashionista's beautiful mane. Applejack then woke up from getting facefucked by Shining Armor’s hoof and washed her mane with the jizz like erotic shampoo. “HELLO MY LITTLE BONERS,”said DickSward erotically out of complete cocksucking nowhere, “IS IT TIME TO PONI PONI?” “Not now DickSward, we’re busy having a super kawaii desu amazingtastic desu sugoi kibou adventure in my dick,” Twitlit Sporkle said oh so erotically, Copper being housed in her aforementioned dick hole. Copper new ths ws srs bsnss, so Bad-Vampire-Book Bad-Music-Movie pissed Copper out of her penis shaft. “Holy fuck look at the dick on that horse!” the camera guy yelled and zoomed in. The horses then suddenly noticed a human and erotically butt raped him to death. “God this place is annoying my pubes off! It looks like it’s time to send you faggots off to another world” then DickSward opened a portal in the form of a shit-caked anus to bikini bottom and shoved horses right on in. So Copper and Suzy Ziggy Starcunt Thunderdick Shores were shat out by the rectum portal into another forest. Suddenly Eren Jaeger and Mikasa Ackerman ceased their erotic threesome with Levi-Heichou Sama and found the two standing out with their dicks out. “Whoa, da fuck are you?” asked Eren as jizz dribbled down his chin in a very erotic fashion. “Eren you shut your cum filled ass up before I shove my cock in it,” Levi-Heichou moaned erotically. “I’m sorry for interrupting your bodaciously erotic sexcapades,” Copper stated in a Cockney accent. “But we seem to be lost and we need to get home to Horsetown and stop Neckbeard from raping our villages, burning our women, and erotically destroying our way of life! “Did you say Neckbeard?” whispered Eren erotically. “That nigger ate the titan that ate my mom (inception refrence lolol). I will assist you in your epic quest, but first you must help Mikasa-niichan and Levi-Heichou cum inside each other.” Suddenly, Copper burst into two new Coppers like a fuckfest of multiplying bacteria. The looks they gave each other were beyond the previously eroticness of the erotic scenes “I’m ready,” the two Coppers said simultaneously. Then they both fucked Eren and Mikasa together. Levi then cried tears of blood because he had nobody to have noodles of sex with. And it was extremely erotic. “I’ll let you fuck me, Levi-Heichou Senpai Sensei Sandwhich Sama Chan onisama,” sighed Suzy Braus Springsteen as she took off her dress and her G-sized bra. “You’re so sexy kawaii.” “Fangs,” Levi said, giving Suzy Creamcheese the Neko-Neko face. Sappire Bob Saget Raven Shores Dark’ness then smothered her Cheeto dusted tits all over Levi-Heichou’s peniscock. And it was extremelyly erotic. So erotic in fact, that everyone died except they didn’t in fact it mostly likely didn’t kill them at all but I digress for something else is happening, Like the urge to get plastered. and remember small children! defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier. “So what is your name, my sexy kawaii erotic desu desu ponie?” Mikasa asked erotically to Copper. “I do not remember my name, my sweet sexy and erotic faggotcakes, but I will try to think of one as soon as possible. How about Shadow Critic Darkflayme? It’s so edgy you could cut your dick off by erotically staring at it. Erotically.” “HOLY FLAMING ROCK HARD BALLS!” Levi-Heichou cried at the erotic name, and then he came blood, and then Mikasa and Eren came erotically and then the pones came as well but even more erotically while cumming to that cum. And then their cum came but not quite as erotically as the others. Then all the colt cuddlers left. It wasn’t their style. Suddenly, their semen cumbined (lel, geddit) and turned into a really.erotic set of shitting dick-nipples. It was……………………………………………………… Neckbeard!!! “WTF I THOUGHT U WAS PERMABANNHAMMERED” screamed Shadow Critic Darkeflayme eroticly. “WAY PAST COOL! THE PARTY VAN CAN’T TOUCH MY DICK. I’M THE FASTEST RIDE IN TOWN.” (copper looks toward sound) To Be Continued….? Chapter 3: diabolic disasters of devastating destructionChapter 3: diabolic disasters of devastating destruction (somewhere completly difffrent from where we were before) Cinnamon Bun was at her cottage doing the normal things a mare with months worth of grease in her hair would be erotically doing. She was erotically interrupted when suddenly Dicksward king of chaos and and erotic parkour seemed to just erotically slither out of her erotic eye socket. “CINNABUN!” Dickward erotically screamed out as he took a good look at the greasy and erotic faggot. “Um, I would actually prefer if you called me by my full nam-” “ITS TIME TO PONI PONI!” SCREAMED SQUIDCORD AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS. “Oh no…” “OH YESSSSSSS!” screamed squidcord as he. erotically mounted the greasy dirt pony. Then suddenly a portal opened erotically trying to suck the desert food pony in. “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSHITNIGGERS” screamed cinnabun as she tried to get away but it was all for naught as the portal sucked harder and harder than the Spy kids movies. Soon she was completely sucked into the portal. clowncore dry humped her the whole time But before anyone could erotically blink their erotic vaginas, there was an erotic sudden typhoon! Finally there was sudden peace amongst the portal as everyone was forced into absolute sudden hyper erotic orgy party eight. And suddenly rabid squirrels from Planet 9 OMG, SO FUCKING KAWAII DESU!!!!111!!!one-tyone one eleven! lept from the pushes and began to assault everypony with plasma weapons of mass destructification. The group, however, had plasma weapons of far greater destructification hidden in their extremely erotic assholes and proceeded to remove them with haste as they waged a year long war in only hours that laid waste to the entirety of the undersea world of Tartlantisius Magoi Retrdariii the fifty-ninth. Then suddenly they were again in Ponyville. They did not know how or why, but not a single pony asked a question because they knew it was more erotic that way. Now that they were back in Equestria though, they noticed that everything was erotically dancing to an unheard but obviously super erotic beat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPk5IUbdH0 And with this epicly erotic beat playing unheard throughout all of Equestria, there was no longer a single pony who could resist the erotic dance. Except Neck Beard who wasn’t a horse, he was a fat sweaty faggot that couldn't stop beating his throbbing veiny meat stick all the time or eating cake. “Shit, i can’t stay here much longer! My contract says that if i do too much physical activity i'll lose weight!” then Neck Beard teleported somewhere different. SUddenly, a throbing horde of dicks popped out of the air and began ejaculating at will towards all of the very lucky participants of the fiasco. “Quck we need you” Pricess celery said to copper since you probably forgot he was a character in this so you needed a reminder “We must Canterlot!” and then they were at the canterjizz. In theeir she told him that clouds have teemed up with and are attacking equestula. “Since your a faggot who hasn’t gotten nothin done yet I got a faggot thats slightly better than you” she then showed him the greasy haired fuck thats supposed to be cinnnabun still being dry humped by clownsore “What in Shangra-la’s ever lasting fucks do you people want from me?” she said very elqounitly and ladylike “You don’t honestly believe that you can control the empire with such malevolence, do you Neck Beard?” Twilight Sparkle inquired, the oter mane six in fighting stance beind her. Copper was currently curled up into a ball because he couldn’t stand the pure might of Neck Beard and his bearded neck. “But, of course, I do, foolish horses,” Neckbeard replied, wielding his .22 shotgun and pointed it to the currently unconsciou Celestia. “I will not allow you to take this kingdom, Neck Bear, “ Twligj Said with a passion in her eyes as she charged up her laser beam spell. And so the Empire was finally brought to a time of great peace and tranquility by the end of Neckbread. From this came many, many years of absolute happiness and joy and rainbows reigned supreme over the skies for days at a time. Everypony was extremely satisfied when the night came and they slept, though it was not long before they found out that they were in a DREAM! LGBT, GAIZ, ZOMG!!!111ONEONEONE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn5N9B3UG1g
Prologue: The Erotic Entrance of a New AlicornPrologue: The Erotic Entrance of a New Alicorn This is the beginning of an EMPIRE that would claim millions of ponies lives. Back on a little planet called earth, there was a strikingly handsome lad named Copper. He was bullied all his life by people who were jealous of his special talent. He liked to create big sculptures of art in the shape of pwnes that were hideous and so grand of scale, everyone was forced to simply adore it; of course, that’s what you do to make an autistic person, happy. He secretly loved the show My little pony, because he knew everyone would hate him if they find out; not everyone can see the real beauty of pones. So, he never admitted it to no one, and he deemed himself, a closet brony. He still liked to go onto pony sites, but hated everyone on there because they were all jealous of his magnificent and undoubtedly, unmatched artistic talent. One could infer that this made him somewhat of a narcissist, but they just weren’t looking deep enough. One day after a long day of playing a long game of basketball with his friends -- whom he held much pent up aggression towards -- he returned to his house where, his parents would constantly beat him using such items as belts, pans, rolling pins, and burning cucumbers. The worst being the pesticide ridden pinnable. He went onto his father’s computer, and after he had deleted numerous dirty pictures of various plants and camels, went onto his favorite website of them all: Facebook. After checking to make sure he still had over nine thousand friends -- whom he held pent up aggression towards -- he proceeded to delete his account becuase he knew it was bad to seek attention from people on the internets. He then turned on Netflix so that he could watch his favorite show of all time: He-man. You thought he was going to watch My Little Pony, huh? Wrong. Copper was too awesome to be caught doing that on his father’s computer. He has a secret room for that; down the basement he goes. With his beautiful singing voice he began to sing the My Little Pwni theme song in a much better way than any of the characters did. It didn’t matter if the dogs all started to howl when he started to sing; he just accepted it as them wanting to join in. After watching a few episodes, he began to tire of eating his Doritos and drinking his Jebus Guarana, mixed with Kool Aide. Idly, he stroked his chin, wishing he was old enough to grow a beard or a moustache, but so far nothing. He went to the mini fridge in the back of the room and grabbed himself a banana. It was good for him to maintain his amazing hourglass figure. Seriously, he had great abs that all the men swooned over. Especially his present girlfriend, Suzy Starfire Raven Shore. Oh, how she loved to swoon all over his abs. He never actually met her in real life of course. No, she was just a girl he had met on the internet, who had befriended him and who liked his singing voice. They had daily video chats, but for some reason she was sick today. It made him sad that she couldn’t see him eat his banana on camera. For some reason, she always looked turned on when he does such activity. After long hours of watching streams on Netflix, and eating potassium-loaded fruit, he suddenly felt dizzy. Laying down on the cold, semented floor, he passed out, thinking as this might be his final day. He muttered indistinguishable words, mostly expletives like, “Goshdarn” and “Dangnabit”. As he finally said his final words, “Golly I love Ponies”, a rotten tooth fell out of his mouth. He stared at his baby tooth and then smiled; a yellow smile that came from all the Doritos he inhaled. He was only thirteen-years-old, and now he was almost like a real man now, and real men gets free wishes. “First, I want my girlfriend Suzy Starfire Raven Shores to be here in person.” Suddenly in a whiff of magic dust, his girlfriend who was incredibly erotic, and not fat at all, but lacking bust size appeared in his muscular arms. “Suzy!?” he asked, unable to believe his dusty eyes. “Yes, my love. It is I. Kiss me you fool!” And the kissing they had was extremely erotic, and gave an eight year-old a boner somewhere. But that was not the end of it. No, their passion for each other knew no bounds, but neither one really knew how to continue so they stopped. Already bored with his first wish, he moved onto his next wish. Pushing her girlfriend with his Dorito-covered hands, he tried to think of another one that could satisfy his needs. “I want an AK-47 with dual-mags, breach loading, double barreled, a combi-acog widescreen plasma scope, cloaking device for nerf-warfare and a holographic sight with a grenade launcher and a chainsaw bayonet at the end! Oh, and a C4 bomb, because I ain’t a complete terrorist without it.” And just like that, the obviously superior gun and C4 explosive appeared in his hands. Looking at the magnificent weaponry, Copper felt himself getting wet. Seriously, even boys can get wet! He spilled his Coke all over his pants, getting them all sticky. But Copper also felt something else in his pants. A loose Dorito chip. He pulled it out and thought of eating it but instead put it away. “I’m done with Doritos!” he said heroically. “Who needs chips when you have an assault rifle?” Unfortunately, like the silly silly person he was, he forgot to request ammo for his gun. That’s extra. even for magic wishes. Gotta be careful about that hubris. Miffed that his beast gun was nothing but a wading pile of crap without ammo, he tossed it into the garbage can. Despondent, he reached for the lone Dorito chip that had fallen in his lap and carefully chewed it before swallowing and sighing in defeat. “Copper, “ his erotic girlfriend called to him. “Since there’s nothing left to eat, or watch, or shoot, why don’t we do something together...?” Suzy Starfire Raven Shores batted her eyes at her boyfriend like she had seen people on TV do in 50’s sitcoms. She didn’t know what it meant, or what it signified, but maybe it would give Copper some ideas. It always seemed to work for Lucy. “Wait… I’m thinking…” Copper stroke his chin to help him think of another wish, but soon found it ineffective. “Damn it! I wish I have a beard to caress, just like one of those action movie stars’ have!” in a blink of an eye, a puffy beard appeared on his chin, completing his broke-back Mexican look. It was still strangely er0tic, specially that the beard matches his muscles and strong chin. “Better…” now, with Copper’s new beard, he placed a hand on his sexy facial hair, moving it up and down in a slow pace. “Now I only have one wish left. Darn. What… will… I... do... next… Aha!” he suddenly yelled at the top of his lungs, scaring people within ten feet near their house. “Of course!” He looked at Suzy Starfire Raven Shores in the erotic way that he always did, and she swooned but that wasn’t his intention. No, he had the perfect idea. It was going to be great. It was the best idea he ever had before. It was the greatest idea that anybody had ever had in the history of the world. “I want to go to Equestria and go on a super awesome kawaii desu desu sugoi adventure of magnificence infinite!!!!1” there was a thunderclap from outside, the power in the room seemed to flicker and from a place seemingly far away yet strangely in the same room, a glowing light appeared. It started swirling around, colours dancing on it’s face as it swirled faster and faster. Copper and Suzy Starfire Raven Shores started to feel dizzy as they watched the light swirl around faster and faster before it suddenly engulfed them, and they were transported from the basement and reappeared in a green, grassy field. The touch of grass made him feel rather uncomfortable in his pants. There were grass trimmings in his underwear. It was an odd sensation as for some reason; he was still wearing the same clothes as he had when he left but now they weren’t quite fitting right. His two hands felt like oversized rolls of salami, when he looked down he noticed they were actually rust-colored hooves (whoda thunk!) They were throwing him off slightly. As was the underwear with grass trimmings that were currently riding up on him. He struggled with his clothes, only to find that it wasn’t grass trimmings, but he had an actual tail. Somehow he was no longer Copper, the masculine, handsome dashing boy. No, he was Copper the masculine, handsome dashing colt! Suzy Starfire Raven Shores was also a female pony; a sexy female whorse with an even sexier cutie mark. Yet, she was still less dashing than him, because she’s still lacking the appropriate bust size, even for mares. But, oh no! He didn’t have a cutie mark on his sexy flank! He felt sad for a second, then remembered that he was in Equestria. But, oh no! He didn’t remember who he was anymore! He remembered that he was a human and that his girlfriend was not as smexy as him, but he couldn’t even remember what he had eaten for breakfast this morning. Glancing around, he noticed that they were not the only ones in the field. Ponies in different colors surrounded them, but they all have something in common: they were all stallions. The ponies had an almost hungry look about them and it was directed on Copper, himself. They must simply be surprised to see such a handsome and masculine pony show up in the middle of the field, he thought to himself and was about to say something, when the largest of the ponies walked towards them. He was huge with a beefy physique, a slightly psychotic look in his eyes and strangely tiny wings. “YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” the pony screamed and then launched himself at Copper, knocking him onto his stomach, and making him let out an “oof” as the air in his lungs escaped. Copper felt a strange sensation near his tail as if something hard was poking him in the rear. Copper knew immediately what it was, and with a strength that he didn’t know he had, he threw the huge pegasus off his back. The ponies that had been gathering around him fell back a few steps, surprised at his p-p-p-powerbook!!! Then as one, they all kneeled and bowed their heads towards him. Finally, some respect, but why? Copper thought. He looked around, trying to see if he could find the answer he was looking for in his surrounding. But the only thing he could see other than his smexy girlfriend and the bunch of stallions kneeling in front of him was a large banner reading, “Third Annual Colt Cuddlers’ Picnic” It was then that he saw his shadow and noticed for the first time that he not only had a horn, but wings as well. “By the Power of Greyskull!” he did not know where he had learned that phrase, or why he had said that, but he did not care. “I’m an Alicorn!” Then he stopped because he had no idea what an Alicorn actually was, except he happened to be one. He struck a heroic pose; his wings outstretched; his head held high; a foreleg raised and Suzy Starfire Raven Shores stroking it like she was polishing a baseball bat. She swooned over his horse abs like the whorse she was and they both looked so incredibly erotic in that pose. “Woooooow!” a voice suddenly called out, catching the two erotic couple’s attention. They turned to see a group of six pastel-colored ponies heading in their direction, yet strangely, these ponies were mares. Copper was about to ask what they were doing near a Colt Cuddlers’ picnic, when they heard another voice calling from the other direction. “Good afternoon. I wasn’t aware that there was another Alicorn in Equestria. And a very erotic one...” The speaker was a tall, white Alicorn with a flowing, multi-colored mane of sunshine and lollipops. She was flanked by a smaller, dark Alicorn with a flowing mane made out of black plasma, filled with stars, and a pink Alicorn with a rather, sedate but colourful mane of several colours, with erotic -- yet creepy -- eyes, but nopony really cared about her. Copper looked over to where they had come from and saw another banner hung by the trees. “9,001st Annual Alicorn Picnic for Alicorns” The white Alicorn looked at Copper and his marefriend and asked, “Would you care to join us?” The way that she asked made Copper feel funny, as if she wanted to eat him or something, but at the same time, he thought that ponies can’t eat meat, so that’s just silly. “I’d love to,“ and he, along with Suzy Starfire Raven Shores joined the other Alicorns and the six pastel ponies, one of whom was also an Alicorn, at their picnic. As they sat down on the blanket and enjoyed the food Copper couldn’t help but think that his life was just going to get better from here on in. Not that he could remember anything previous to waking up in that field but something told him that only good things were to happen from now on. In a far off place, a Draconequis shivered. It was time for him to have some fun once again.
Chapter one: Electric BoogalooChapter one: Electric Boogaloo Copper was partaking in some incredibly erotic bananas while all the mares at the picnic were swooning over his abs, especially Suzy Ruby Sapphire Emerald Shores. Rainbow Dassh then reached for her moistening ice cream as Copper slid five consecutive hot dogs from the plate into his mouth, buns and all. Copper realised that the buns had fridge mold on them and threw up all over his dick. It took about 15 minutes to clean all the puke off of his throbbing meat stick with his mouth. Cadance assisted in getting some out of his guce. “Just who is this guy?” asked Rainbow Dash with a trembling voice. “I don’t know,” Twilight replied, “but he’s got one talented mouth.” “I want that mouth on mine!” whimpered Fluttershy, erotically, like cousins taking a bath together with the water at just the right temperature. It was really erotic. “We could all share and have a party!” Pinkie said extremely erotically. “Oh my darling, he just simply looks so darling don’t you agree darling?” Rarity spouted erotically out to no one whatsoever. “God, shut the fuck up, Rarity, you little goddamn bitch!” yelled Shining Armor as he erotically punched her in the face. “No one likes you, you’re better off hanging yourself!” “You tell him, hubby,” Cadance purred, pawing at Shining Armor’s crotch. “So, Conn... err… Copper, how erotic are you today?” asked Twilight erotically. “I’m feeling VERY erot- You know, I’m feeling too erotic, Twilight. Would you please violently fuck me up the butt with a magic dildo?” asked Copper. “Abso-fucking-lutely.” Twilight then transformed into a giant, erotic version of Big Mac. He had a huge flaccid penis that erotically swung to and fro like a construction crane. Copper’s eyes glistened as he stared into the abyss of Twilight Mac’s dickhole. Copper then climbed into the wet slimy hole and nuzzled in there like an autistic baby in a blanket being fucked by my uncle. Soon enough Twilight Mac came so hard that Copper came spurting out like some sort of cheesy, yeast-smelling water park slide. “Dicks!” screamed Applejack as she flew into the sunset and blew up in the giant ball of gas that stalked all life in equestria. “Shit. Gotta go clean that up.” said Celestia, fingering her asshole. After she took her hoof out of her festering shit hole, she licked all the residue off. The shit resembled what she had for lunch, a hairy milky cum sack. Celestia then flew off into the sun and burnt up just like that other lesbo-faggot, Rarity or whatever that transgendered dick head’s name was. “Man this makes my undeveloped penis so unbelievably hard and erect.” Copper erotically spewed. Copper’s penis then became so thick and erect that the skin on his dick ripped. “My penis sense is tingling!” shouted Copper as he turned around to face a large fatty pile of meat staring menacingly and eroticly down at him. “I found you dirty Whorses! Now hop up on santa’s lap so I can shove my fat and veiny meat stick into your shitty sausage pockets.” Then Neck Beard had a heart attack and died. He ate too much salt. And shit. Diabetes is SRS ISSUS TO GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!1. fangz (get it cuz im goffik GTFO) 2 my bff raven u rocka grl MCR rox 666 !1111111111111123 “Wow that was the most flaccid i have ever been in my entirely short life l0l.” Said some faggot named Copper. Fluttershy then ran over to Neck Beard’s corpse and ravagely feasted on his meat and two veg. Neck Beard, even while dead, came butter and mayonnaise (cause he’s a fatass lel). “H0LY SHIT GAT AWAY FROM SLUTTERSHIT NOOOOOW!!!!!1” screamed Luna as her mouth foamed and she fell to the ground. She broke her skull on impact due to the fact that she was using her projectile shitting powers to lunge her into the erotically soft jagged grass. The grass then engulfed her entire body and drained her of her blood. After she landed she then smoked the grass and yelled “420 BLAZE IT FAGG0TS.” “This has been quite the peaceful evening wouldn’t you say?.” said Applejack HOLY CUNTING SHIT SHE’S ALIVE. “Oh my I must agree” said a rather ravishing looking bear with a top hat and light up sketchers. “You are quite the darling, darling.” responded Applejack. “Would you like a cup of tea?” asked the lavender unicorn known as Pinkie Pie. “No thank you, dar-” “YOU BETTER DRINK THIS FUCKING TEA FAGGOT.” screamed Pinkie Pie as she shoved the tea cup down Applejack’s throat and ejaculated all over the fashionista's beautiful mane. Applejack then woke up from getting facefucked by Shining Armor’s hoof and washed her mane with the jizz like erotic shampoo. “HELLO MY LITTLE BONERS,”said DickSward erotically out of complete cocksucking nowhere, “IS IT TIME TO PONI PONI?” “Not now DickSward, we’re busy having a super kawaii desu amazingtastic desu sugoi kibou adventure in my dick,” Twitlit Sporkle said oh so erotically, Copper being housed in her aforementioned dick hole. Copper new ths ws srs bsnss, so Bad-Vampire-Book Bad-Music-Movie pissed Copper out of her penis shaft. “Holy fuck look at the dick on that horse!” the camera guy yelled and zoomed in. The horses then suddenly noticed a human and erotically butt raped him to death. “God this place is annoying my pubes off! It looks like it’s time to send you faggots off to another world” then DickSward opened a portal in the form of a shit-caked anus to bikini bottom and shoved horses right on in. So Copper and Suzy Ziggy Starcunt Thunderdick Shores were shat out by the rectum portal into another forest. Suddenly Eren Jaeger and Mikasa Ackerman ceased their erotic threesome with Levi-Heichou Sama and found the two standing out with their dicks out. “Whoa, da fuck are you?” asked Eren as jizz dribbled down his chin in a very erotic fashion. “Eren you shut your cum filled ass up before I shove my cock in it,” Levi-Heichou moaned erotically. “I’m sorry for interrupting your bodaciously erotic sexcapades,” Copper stated in a Cockney accent. “But we seem to be lost and we need to get home to Horsetown and stop Neckbeard from raping our villages, burning our women, and erotically destroying our way of life! “Did you say Neckbeard?” whispered Eren erotically. “That nigger ate the titan that ate my mom (inception refrence lolol). I will assist you in your epic quest, but first you must help Mikasa-niichan and Levi-Heichou cum inside each other.” Suddenly, Copper burst into two new Coppers like a fuckfest of multiplying bacteria. The looks they gave each other were beyond the previously eroticness of the erotic scenes “I’m ready,” the two Coppers said simultaneously. Then they both fucked Eren and Mikasa together. Levi then cried tears of blood because he had nobody to have noodles of sex with. And it was extremely erotic. “I’ll let you fuck me, Levi-Heichou Senpai Sensei Sandwhich Sama Chan onisama,” sighed Suzy Braus Springsteen as she took off her dress and her G-sized bra. “You’re so sexy kawaii.” “Fangs,” Levi said, giving Suzy Creamcheese the Neko-Neko face. Sappire Bob Saget Raven Shores Dark’ness then smothered her Cheeto dusted tits all over Levi-Heichou’s peniscock. And it was extremelyly erotic. So erotic in fact, that everyone died except they didn’t in fact it mostly likely didn’t kill them at all but I digress for something else is happening, Like the urge to get plastered. and remember small children! defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier. “So what is your name, my sexy kawaii erotic desu desu ponie?” Mikasa asked erotically to Copper. “I do not remember my name, my sweet sexy and erotic faggotcakes, but I will try to think of one as soon as possible. How about Shadow Critic Darkflayme? It’s so edgy you could cut your dick off by erotically staring at it. Erotically.” “HOLY FLAMING ROCK HARD BALLS!” Levi-Heichou cried at the erotic name, and then he came blood, and then Mikasa and Eren came erotically and then the pones came as well but even more erotically while cumming to that cum. And then their cum came but not quite as erotically as the others. Then all the colt cuddlers left. It wasn’t their style. Suddenly, their semen cumbined (lel, geddit) and turned into a really.erotic set of shitting dick-nipples. It was……………………………………………………… Neckbeard!!! “WTF I THOUGHT U WAS PERMABANNHAMMERED” screamed Shadow Critic Darkeflayme eroticly. “WAY PAST COOL! THE PARTY VAN CAN’T TOUCH MY DICK. I’M THE FASTEST RIDE IN TOWN.” (copper looks toward sound) To Be Continued….?
Chapter 3: diabolic disasters of devastating destructionChapter 3: diabolic disasters of devastating destruction (somewhere completly difffrent from where we were before) Cinnamon Bun was at her cottage doing the normal things a mare with months worth of grease in her hair would be erotically doing. She was erotically interrupted when suddenly Dicksward king of chaos and and erotic parkour seemed to just erotically slither out of her erotic eye socket. “CINNABUN!” Dickward erotically screamed out as he took a good look at the greasy and erotic faggot. “Um, I would actually prefer if you called me by my full nam-” “ITS TIME TO PONI PONI!” SCREAMED SQUIDCORD AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS. “Oh no…” “OH YESSSSSSS!” screamed squidcord as he. erotically mounted the greasy dirt pony. Then suddenly a portal opened erotically trying to suck the desert food pony in. “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSHITNIGGERS” screamed cinnabun as she tried to get away but it was all for naught as the portal sucked harder and harder than the Spy kids movies. Soon she was completely sucked into the portal. clowncore dry humped her the whole time But before anyone could erotically blink their erotic vaginas, there was an erotic sudden typhoon! Finally there was sudden peace amongst the portal as everyone was forced into absolute sudden hyper erotic orgy party eight. And suddenly rabid squirrels from Planet 9 OMG, SO FUCKING KAWAII DESU!!!!111!!!one-tyone one eleven! lept from the pushes and began to assault everypony with plasma weapons of mass destructification. The group, however, had plasma weapons of far greater destructification hidden in their extremely erotic assholes and proceeded to remove them with haste as they waged a year long war in only hours that laid waste to the entirety of the undersea world of Tartlantisius Magoi Retrdariii the fifty-ninth. Then suddenly they were again in Ponyville. They did not know how or why, but not a single pony asked a question because they knew it was more erotic that way. Now that they were back in Equestria though, they noticed that everything was erotically dancing to an unheard but obviously super erotic beat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPk5IUbdH0 And with this epicly erotic beat playing unheard throughout all of Equestria, there was no longer a single pony who could resist the erotic dance. Except Neck Beard who wasn’t a horse, he was a fat sweaty faggot that couldn't stop beating his throbbing veiny meat stick all the time or eating cake. “Shit, i can’t stay here much longer! My contract says that if i do too much physical activity i'll lose weight!” then Neck Beard teleported somewhere different. SUddenly, a throbing horde of dicks popped out of the air and began ejaculating at will towards all of the very lucky participants of the fiasco. “Quck we need you” Pricess celery said to copper since you probably forgot he was a character in this so you needed a reminder “We must Canterlot!” and then they were at the canterjizz. In theeir she told him that clouds have teemed up with and are attacking equestula. “Since your a faggot who hasn’t gotten nothin done yet I got a faggot thats slightly better than you” she then showed him the greasy haired fuck thats supposed to be cinnnabun still being dry humped by clownsore “What in Shangra-la’s ever lasting fucks do you people want from me?” she said very elqounitly and ladylike “You don’t honestly believe that you can control the empire with such malevolence, do you Neck Beard?” Twilight Sparkle inquired, the oter mane six in fighting stance beind her. Copper was currently curled up into a ball because he couldn’t stand the pure might of Neck Beard and his bearded neck. “But, of course, I do, foolish horses,” Neckbeard replied, wielding his .22 shotgun and pointed it to the currently unconsciou Celestia. “I will not allow you to take this kingdom, Neck Bear, “ Twligj Said with a passion in her eyes as she charged up her laser beam spell. And so the Empire was finally brought to a time of great peace and tranquility by the end of Neckbread. From this came many, many years of absolute happiness and joy and rainbows reigned supreme over the skies for days at a time. Everypony was extremely satisfied when the night came and they slept, though it was not long before they found out that they were in a DREAM! LGBT, GAIZ, ZOMG!!!111ONEONEONE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn5N9B3UG1g