Tribal disputes

The group had begun the journey, but before they could reach the village, night fell onto the group, so they made a camp right where they stopped. They ate dinner, and finally, each of the ponies began to go to bed. "Hey V-Two, I'm going to bed. You gonna be ok being up all night?" Twilight asked.

"Don't worry Ms. Sparkle, I'll be alright. Sleep isn't a bother when you're pretty much immortal." V-Two said, bumming Twilight out a bit about his outlook on life.

"Ok, goodnight V-Two." Twilight said, then planted a kiss on V-Two's cheek.

A couple of hours went by, and V-Two had still looked at the fire, remembering how he came to be in this world. But this was short lived, as he sensed another presence coming to him. He knew the presence well, he couldn't forget it. He knew this presence, a mare's presence, as his Aunt Luna's presence. "Aunt Luna, please show yourself." V-Two said.

The Princess of the night did as requested, and revealed herself to V-Two. "Hello my nephew, how have you been?" Luna asked.

"Aunt Luna, may I suggest we have this conversation over there?" V-Two said, pointing to a hill top. The two royal ponies then flew over to the area. "Now, Aunt Luna, what is it you request from me?" V-Two asked, bowing to his aunt.

"I wish to now why you didn't report to Celestia after you left the Caring Souls village. My sister saw the smoke and thought that she  might've lost you again." Luna said to V-Two, showing an expression on her face that showed she might've lost her nephew.

"I didn't report to mother, because I was stopped by Ms. Sparkle's friends." V-Two said. "And on my way to our current camp site, Ms. Sparkle asked to hold onto my bag of transportation dust. And, yesterday morning I agreed to listen to her, and said I'd do what I deemed necessary if anything bad happened." V-Two explained.

"Well then..." Luna began. "Will you give me the report, so that I may tell my sister?" Luna asked.

"Aunt Luna..." V-Two began. "They're all gone, the Fire stalkers destroyed the village!" V-Two said.

"It's ok my nephew, you probably didn't know it would happen." Luna said.

"You're right, I didn't..." V-Two said. "There was no possible future that showed the destruction of the village, and the ponies of the village!"

"V-Two, there is one more." Luna began "The traitor, his name is Brute Force. I advise you to be cautious."

"Ok, good night Aunt Luna." V-Two said, before heading back to the camp site.

When V-Two had landed back to the camp site, the sun began to rise. V-Two looked at the rising sun and said "Good morning mother. I love you, very much!" After some time, he screamed "AAHHHHHH!" and everypony, and the young dragon, woke up. "Mornin' lazy folk. Let's head out, we've still some ground to cover." V-Two said.

The group had traveled a couple more miles, and V-Two stopped. "Hang on... something's coming this way!" V-Two shouted, and he was right. Pies began to bombard the group. They had done well to dodge for a bit, and V-Two found out where the pies were coming form. "This way!" V-Two commanded, running in the direction of the flying pies.

As they headed for the flying pies, the group was hit by pies at random, and they began to hear laughing as they got closer to what they thought was the destined village. "Here they are everypony!" V-Two said, covered in pies. When the group entered the village, the tribe began to laugh at the visitors. V-Two finally had enough, and shouted "Where is Pinkie Pie!?"

The pink mare had heard her name, and bounced over to V-Two. "That'd be me Whadda ya need?" Pinkie pie asked.

"Look, I'm here to take you home. I brought your friends here as well." V-Two explained. The pink mare agreed immediately, after she saw her friends behind V-Two. "Ok, so let's head for the nearby village... the Truthful minds!"

"Wait, surely they can not be from their village!" A pony said, showing himself. "What if they're here to take our goddess!"

"Oh yes, cause we want to take her away to the Truthful minds." V-Two said, in a jokingly sarcastic tone.

"SEE!" The stallion shouted. "They want to take her away, I say we burn them on a stake!"

"Calm down Serus." Th village chief said. "This stallion was obviously joking. His sarcastic tone didn't help his case here though. You must learn to take a joke. Learn to laugh for once."

"Sorry father." Serus said.

After that, the group left, and V-Two noticed the clouds above them. "Oh no, it's about to rain..." V-Two said. "Ms. Sparkle, I need you to teleport us exactly 126 miles to the east, now!" Twilight looked confused. "Why?!" Twilight shouted.

"No time for questioning, just do it now!" V-Two shouted. Twilight, and Rarity surprisingly, had both used their magic to make the long journey possible. V-Two was glad, as he began to see what was happening at the Funny bones' village, it had started to rain, and he was glad he was far from it.

"Hmm..." Serus said to himself. "It seems that we need water to stop the male Pegasus from taking the last goddess... I'll inform Snake tongue of this." Serus said, then went to go to his hut to get his quill, and other needed supplies for the letter he was going to write.