Erotica: A Compilation

by KillerSteel

Rating: mature
Tags: Random
Length: 5670

"Welcome, reader, to a set of stories I've done through the inspiration I've gained from others. From zany idea to crazy execution, I pray you enjoy it all." -Steel

When it comes down to it, a story is written that is either too short to stand on its own, or too big and complete for its own continuation, and in either or both cases, a story just can't have its own title.

So, a larger story is needed, and that's where this book in your hooves comes in. Inside, you'll find the stories that I've created through the word, advice, prompt or collab of others, all being very entertaining to write, and I hope you find just as much entertainment in reading.

Of course, from the title, you've already garnered what is contained between these covers. Enjoy!

-Tempered Steel, proud and aspiring author.

[I'll mark the chapters that are Anthro, Human or both, don't worry. As such, they may not appear as genre tags. Random was used because this kinda story doesn't fit under any other tag.]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-27 02:48:04 UTC

A Vacation At Mile Beach (Rainbow Dash) [Anthro]

The crash of whitewash, the blow of the waves, the wind in her mane... everything about the sea that Rainbow Dash could’ve dreamed of in a single sport. Like Thunderlane said, it was just like flying, too!

“Finally, they let me out of the stupid hospital...” Rainbow sighed, rolling her shoulder as her eyes scanned the sea. She’d taken a vacation out to Fillydelphia, famed for its beaches and ‘radical’ waves - how anypony still said that was, well, anypony’s guess. The use of language didn’t bother her much, however, as she cracked her knuckles, mouth tilted upwards in thought. “Wing injury, shminjury, I can still do this. May as well, since I’m grounded for another week.” The thought forced a grumble after her words finished; she was forced to live for the sea’s fury, like it or not.

The sun stood high in the sky, basking Fillydelphia’s Mile Beach in glorious, golden light, refracting nicely off the sand to light up the numerous ponies running around and playing. Quite a few attractive stallions sunbathed along its breadth, and though these ponies would have pulled in the amazing Rainbow Dash’s attention, she had more fun things to focus on than flirting with them. She reached over to the long board beside her and pulled it out of the sand, placing it under her arm as she walked along the beach, looking for some rogue wave to conquer.

“Wind’s picked up, clouds are moving inland, pretty uniform jetstreams up there... there should be tons of waves,” she mumbled, raising an eyebrow as she scratched her rainbow-colored hair. Though she barely paid any attention to the ponies around her, she was an inescapable magnet to the stallions along the sand, eyes scanning over her slim physique and tight two-piece swimsuit. It was made to cover just enough of her, but still reveal the curves in her hips and breasts, the tip of the bolt of her Cutie Mark poking out of her bikini bottom. Blushes lit up on a few of their faces, and suddenly, they all wished the mare was looking at them and not the wide, blue yonder of the sea.

“Ugh... guess I’ll just head out there and see. Ten minutes should be long enough, then I’ll pack it in.” Rainbow shook her head at the conditions before her; ten years of studying weather control, and here was a problem that just stumped her; wind is perfect, so where are the waves? “Probably some stupid Hydra swimming out in the middle of the ocean, screwing everything up.” With a shrug, she walked out into the water and placed her board on it, sighing as the warmth coaxed out a bit of soreness in her legs. As the waterline hit her waist, she climbed up onto the board and started paddling herself out onto the water. “Never did like these boards... hm. There’s an idea. Cloud surfing... maybe I’ll take Fluttershy out for a test drive in that.” A grin lit up on her face as she quickly moved out a good distance from the beach.

Surfing on the water was pretty fun, but surfing on clouds? Now that was daredevil entertainment, and the thought of blasting through the air on a surfboard, trick jumping off cloud after cloud just forced her grin wider with excitement. Alright, totally doing that once I recover! Plan set in her mind, her eyes scanned the skies overhead for cloud movement. Sure enough - her assumptions on weather were rarely wrong -, a couple of the puffy things were moving inland, and at a steady rate as well. “Wind’s strong enough... but... no waves?” She moved her hands forward through the water to slow down, standing up on it as she looked around. Not a single peak for miles.

“Ok, that’s definitely weird.” Her experienced eyes scanned again and again, but it was really just— “Wait a sec...” She turned forward, squinting her eyes to try and clear out some of the glare on the crystal blue surface. That’s... that’s a wave alright! Sweet! She nearly jumped for joy, if not for the unstable platform under her. “Ok, back towards shore, and time to ride that monster!” She went back down onto her knees and started paddling back to shore - lying down completely would’ve taken too much time for the pegasus. After a good distance had been crossed, the sound of the water rising and falling in a crash hit her ears, and a grin quickly followed. “Alright, big guy. Bring it on!”

She turned to face her opponent, staring it down in an approaching contest of power. Which would be conquered? The clearly awesome pegasus, Rainbow Dash, or a pitiful ten foot wave racing at her? Only time would tell, as the seconds ticked by and the roaring of the sea’s wrath grew louder and louder. She stood up on her board and braced to meet her rival, white spray flinging off the top as the wave broke on the closing shore. “C’mon...”

Eventually, it rose up and turned into a proper wave, and Rainbow took that as her signal to frantically paddle towards the shore, picking up speed to match the wave. The rising flow grabbed her board and pulled it up, and soon enough, she was flying with the wave towards the shore, shouting her victory against the wave as she came up to the lip, riding the wall of the wave for as far as it would go. The roar of the wave breaking on the shore deafened her, the beach still a good hundred or so meters away, her laughs heard by an audience of one. “Hahahaha! Take that, ocean! Can’t even bring down an injured pegasus! Granted, that injured pegasus is me, but points for trying!” She bragged to the wave, though whether the water actually heard her over its own warcry was a tough guess.

Sticking her tongue out in focus, she swerved along the wall of the wave and flew up towards the lip, flying off and up into the air. Droplets of water flew off her form as she flipped over, like an angel descending from the Heavens, laughing all the while. “Wooohooo!” Her laughter carried right on as she crashed down on the back of the wave, hooves on the board. She still had a good chance to get back on the wall, so she arched her board down towards the water, slipping back down in front of the wave.

Something caught her attention, though. She looked up towards the beach as ponies started moving away from the water, mothers grabbing their children and dragging them out of the sea and onto the sand. Somepony was... probably shouting, but it was hard to tell. Huh, wonder what’s got them all freaked out? Rainbow perked an ear as she relaxed on the board, slowly moving back up towards the lip. “Starts with an... ‘S’, I think?” The ponies shouting were clearly lifeguards, but no ponies were being pulled out of the water by them, preferring to stay far away from the waterline. Her eyes moved around her surroundings, then back towards the wave, where she saw some shadow coming at her. “Oh... ‘S’,” she said calmly, despite her brain practically exploding at the implication.

She quickly swerved out of the way as a huge body smashed through the wall, flew forward and dove back below the surface, but not quickly enough to avoid Rainbow’s eye. A glistening, grey frame, huge, and an obvious, vertical tail and giant dorsal fin that poked up through the surface as it came back around.

A shark.

“Ah, darn it all!” Rainbow shouted, moving back up to the lip of the wave. This thing’s still riding strong! It can get me back to the shore! She cried out in her mind, watching the beach quickly close in on her. Sixty meters... fifty... forty!

But when she heard the water behind her explode, and the blasted wave hit the end of her board, all manner of hope left her mind. She was thrown upwards through the air, ocean switching places with the sky as she tumbled, before slamming back down into the water. Her lungs screamed for air as she looked around, arms and legs working to get her back above the surface. The glistening light above her provided a lamp to follow, but she could definitely tell something was coming at her.

Oh crud... I am *not** becoming shark chow today!* She furrowed her brow, burying the fear of being eaten in the back of her mind as she quickly scanned the water around her. Sure enough, a shadow was moving through the water, circling around her like a vulture, just waiting for her to give up. She watched it harshly as her strokes gained strength, biceps and thighs burning with the work. C’mon, c’mon, go, go go go!

Her face crashed through the surface of the water, and her tongue tasted fresh air as she gasped, coughing. Her eyes moved as quickly as her head, seeking out land, and it was relatively close. Not forty meters away, a quick swim on a good day. She put her muscles to work and rocketed for shore, for safety. But she could feel something racing towards her, and with her wings out of commission— Shut it, brain! Just swim! Swim, darn it!

She worked as hard as she could, but when she felt the water shift under her and that nose press up against her belly, well... ‘show’s over’, some would say. Her body was thrown up through the air, the shark still up against her for a few feet before inertia carried her further, and it leaned back, slamming the water and sending it in all directions. Her belly slammed down into its own for only a moment before the sea closed back over them, pressing her hard into its scales.

“Ngh!” She grunted, clapping a hand over her mouth and nose to stop any air with dreams of escaping into the sea. She felt the shark start moving again, her coat clinging to its scales as it dragged her out towards the sea, panic filling her as she struggled to fight the current. The water moving around them was just too much to fight, even for the powerful pegasus, and her body was pressed up against the shark’s belly.

Darn it... h-how do you fight a shark!? Her mind went through the different ways to fight a shark, trying to figure something out that would at least slow it down. Punch it in the nose, shove your fingers in its gills, pull off a fin if I could get that kinda strength down here... ngh, where’s a gill!? Her eyes squinted to try and keep out the rushing water as she looked over its body, seeking some way to harm it. As the shark rolled over, a view of her target was revealed; a wide vent in the side of the shark’s head. Ok, just gotta get up there... h-how do you deal with it, though? Just... tear it out?

The thought of ripping out a creature’s only way to breathe sent a pang of guilt through her, but it was quickly replaced with conviction as it was her only way to survive. Slowly, she crawled up the beast’s belly, the scales cutting away at her clothing. Gonna suck to replace this... but whatever, life over everything else! She felt her flesh grinding against it, hissing into the water as she reached forward for the shark’s gills. Its sudden turn sent her off into the water, sadly, just missing the hole in the shark. Oh crud... wh-where is it!? She quickly looked around, not minding the tattered remains of her top just barely clinging to her. C’mon, where are you!?

Eventually, the shadow came into her view again, Rainbow constantly turning to face it. Why’s the water gotta be so cold? Kinda hard to focus... She placed a hand on one of her bare breasts to keep the water from brushing over it, using her free arm to face the shark. It turned to face her, speeding up as it charged. Ok... wait for it... MOVE! She quickly moved out of the way and grabbed onto the shark’s fin, getting slammed back into its belly. Most ponies would suggest that openly fighting a shark for survival was insane, but if the only way out was to fight it, most would probably take the option.

Only I’d ever win, though! She smirked as she started the climb again, grating off more of her top. Why are these scales so sharp!? You’d think these things were living back scratchers! If she weren’t some depth under the water, she’d laugh. Oh crud, air... n-need air! She looked upwards, or at least the direction she thought was up, and she could just see the light of the sun above her. The shark turned again, throwing her off into the sea, and she quickly started racing towards it. Need a breath, then I’ll fight you, y’ freakin’ meat-eater! Her lungs screamed out in agony for another breath, a thought of breathing in water just to shut them up passing through the pegasus’ mind. Of course, the thought of death quickly following put the option off at the bottom of her priority list.

Gogogogogogogogogogo! She screamed again and again in her mind, the light growing stronger and stronger. She felt something press up against her back and throw her faster and faster towards the light, shutting her eyes so they didn’t blow up from the water pressure. Oh jeeze...!

The shark and Rainbow suddenly burst from the surface, catapulting themselves tens of feet into the air. Rainbow took the time to gasp and look around, seeing the beach farther away than ever before. The fall was slow, the warmth of the sun taking away a bit of the pain from the frigid, deep waters. Naked and flying... not a bad combo, buuut the shark kinda takes away from the fun. She thought simply to herself, looking down at the shark falling back towards the water. Quickly, she grappled back onto it, hugging around its belly as they slammed through the surface again. With renewed oxygen, she restarted her fight, feeling a new, drafty sensation over her rump.

...Completely naked. Oh, great. She focused on the task at hand as she crawled up towards the shark’s gill, keeping her body up off its sharp scales as best she could. Still, the feeling of the skin grinding up against her thighs sent bolts up through her, keeping her grunts in her mind so she didn’t waste air. Her hand reached out for the gill, and she felt her fingers slip inside of it before the shark veered off again. She tumbled through the water, feeling a blush light up on her cheeks. D-Don’t tell me that actually felt any good! Ngh, a-am I bleeding!? A quick check over her body revealed no open wounds, though her thighs had turned a slight shade of red from the rubbing. Oh great... ah, it’ll go away on its o—

Her thought was cut off by the shark rushing past her again, the current blowing her down further into the water. It came around and slowed itself, coming up to her. She quickly spun to try and grab onto its nose, but not before its jaws opened and she found her arm a good distance inside of it...

The next moment turned her vision red and forced her to scream as the razor-sharp fangs dug down into her flesh, but not far enough to sever muscle and bone. Numerous holes were left in her forearm, red cuts and slashes as the shark moved on past her, granting her a bit of time for the shock to set in. I-It bit me!! She grasped her arm, feeling a shock of pain blast through it - something was broken, probably, but it was hard to tell. I-I’d better not end up in the hospital again!

She looked around again, seeing the shark had... vanished? She looked above her as well, heart swelling as hope returned to her, the pain numbing as adrenaline sped along her veins. Her eyes turned to the light, and she once again swam towards it.

Ok... s-shark left me alone, g-guess I can head home... wherever home is. She subconsciously gulped, focusing on just getting some new air into her lungs and looking for wherever the beach could be. Equestria was a big place, wouldn’t be hard for her to see!

The dark of the ocean made it hard for her to make out anything, eyes still searching now and again for that blasted shark. Too dark down here to see land... g-gotta ascend, c’mon. Don’t die here, Rainbow! Feeling something pressing against her back, she locked up for a moment before trying to speed up, but the body against her kept pace. She panicked more and more trying to speed up, but the body dragged her down, moving forward until it was over her, the light cut off from her sight. She kept fighting, struggling to get around the mass, even as she felt something press up between her legs. C’mon, fight Rainbow, FIGHT! Her struggles increased, before she felt... something slip inside her.

She clapped a hand around her mouth so she wouldn’t gasp, the sudden shock blowing away her focus. It... felt sort of like one of her toys, but it was slippery. Another tried to join in inside her, but it didn’t quite fit, slipping upwards towards her rump where it tried to press in. She clenched to try and keep it out, but it made the sliding member in her vagina even more noticeable, and her struggles weakened, a hand simply moving up to one of the body’s fins as it moved in and out of her. Her walls clenched and stretched to accommodate it, every wave of pleasure quaking her form as it moved deeper and deeper. Ngh... f-focus...

Her attempts to straighten out her mind fell short of the mark as the penis pumped in and out of her, gritting her teeth as she tried to keep her heart beat slow. It was a little smaller than one of her toys, though happily fit inside her as it pushed further and further along with every pump, waves coursing through Rainbow’s body like the water around her. She gripped tighter onto the fin, trying to think past the fog clouding her mind as her body heated up more and more. Think... j-just think... y-you’re getting *something** from wh-whatever’s above you... just pull off and swim for the surface again!* She commanded her body to move, rolling to try and get off the body above her, but it simply boosted forward, shoving further into her. Her eyes rolled back with the shock, hand tightening over her mouth and nose as she quivered, walls pressing down on the pleasurable object in her.

Ok... that... f-felt way too good for what’s going on! Roll, darn you, r-roll! Another thrust broke her focus for a moment, but she attempted to pull off all the same, scales grating against her back as she braced her hindlegs against two smaller fins on the body’s tail. Pushing down on the fin she was holding for support along with her legs, the penis left her and she floated down through the water, her heat combatting the cold of the ocean threatening to devour her. She started swimming up towards the surface, ignoring the burning salt in her wounds as she raced for the surface. The water shifted as the body caught up with her, her vagina being penetrated again a bit more forcefully, forcing her to lock up again.

Darn it...! She grit her teeth and forced her limbs to work, clenching her ass to keep the second member out. The first shaft inside her just went deeper and deeper, pumping in and out with every motion she made, the light growing brighter and brighter as the two bodies slowly went up to the surface. Eventually, the world blurred as she laid back against the body carrying her, working her hips subconsciously as she watched the sun above grow and grow.

The feeling of her anal ring being stretched out didn’t bother her, nor did her body dropping, feeling both her entrances filled to the brim with whatever she was pleasing now. Her hand reached up to the fin above her, keeping just enough mind to watch the sun and let the body carry her up. Just... g-gotta wait... until I reach the surface... w-why does this feel s-so good? C-C’mon Rainbow, you’re being r-raped by a shark! She squinted her eyes as the sun grew ever brighter, her lungs starting to cry out again. Ignore the pain... i-ignore the stupidly good feeling from your crotch... focus on the sun. Focus on the sun. Focus on the sun!

Her squint reached a glare as the surface approached, and finally kicking off the shark, her head broke the surface, taking in a glorious breath of air. She coughed, groaning as her legs rubbed together, kicking to keep her above the surface. Land wasn’t all that far away, that same beach she’d seen before, and she started swimming with all the life she had left towards it. The warm water caressed her hips, breasts, slipped up between her legs and across her aching lips, and for a moment, she thought of the bulky stallions waiting on the sand - one of them had to be turned on by her. No, no, make it to the beach first, masturbate once you’re in private. Just focus on getting through this! Her panic inspired more strength from her burning muscles, her wounded arm leaving behind a small cloud of blood as it tried to scab over, the pain keeping her mind sharp. She panted as every stroke brought her closer to salvation, but the sound of water breaking behind her - something much bigger than her legs - tried to crush what hope she had.

“Oh heck no, I’m not letting you get me again!” Rainbow screamed, kicking and stroking harder and harder.

“Aw, c’mon, lady!”

Rainbow’s brow suddenly furrowed as her ears picked up another voice, looking around. “Uh... who said that?”

“I did.” The voice sounded rather matter-of-fact, despite the fact that the mare and the voice were surrounded by a good distance of water.

“And, um... who are you?”

“The shark.”

... Rainbow’s mind literally locked up, and she looked over her shoulder as she continued swimming, the shark easily keeping pace. Its mouth moved slightly.

“Hi!”

“AHHHHH!! TALKING SHARKS!!” Rainbow kicked her body into overdrive as she raced towards the beach, the shark moving up closer behind her.

“Oh come on! It’s been weeks since I last saw my mate, and you smell so good!”

“STAY AWAY FROM ME!”

“B-But there’re no female sharks around here! Seriously, just help me out and I’ll get you back to shore!”

“OH THAT’S HORSEAPPLES, AND YOU KNOW IT!”

“It’s not! I don’t even know what ‘horseapples’ are, but it’s not! Just slow down so I don’t have to run you down!”

“GET AWAY FROM ME AND LET ME GO HOME!”

“Agh!” The shark roared and dove back below the ocean, rolling over and coming up below Rainbow. “Seriously, cool it!”

“Ah!” Rainbow squeaked as the shark’s scales rubbed up against her, freezing her body with a mix of pain and pleasure. Mostly pain, as it rubbed up against her clit. “Ngh, that hurts!”

“C’mon, c’mon, just ignore the pain and help me out! I’ll get you back home in return!” The shark sounded genuine, if a bit squeaky. Rainbow thought of a thin stallion running across the street, screaming to slow her down - the kind of voice she wanted to get as far away from as possible.

“You’re crazy! I’m not screwing a shark!”

“Oh come oooon, I’m not bad looking for a silverbelly shark!”

“I’m not even attracted to sharks!”

“I know I’m attracted to you! Can’t see very well, but that smell is so good!” The shark rolled back over, plunging Rainbow back beneath the waves. This was responded to with a punch to the gut and Rainbow popping up beside him.

“I am in pain, I am burning up, and I WANNA GO HOME! LEAVE ME ALONE!” Rainbow growled and went back to her swimming.

“Ok, ok, listen! Just help me out! You don’t have to use that sweet oviduct of yours!” The shark begged, swimming along behind her.

“I am NOT doing anything you want me to! Just leave me alone and let me go home!”

“But I’ll take you home! C’mon, wouldn’t it be awesome to have a shark as a pet!? Please, I’m beggin’ ya!”

Shark for a pet? The thought slowed Rainbow down as she blinked, the pain winking out again as she seriously considered it. An image of her surfing the biggest wave in the world on the back of a shark certainly was tantalizing. I can’t trust a shark! They eat ponies! “Buzz off, I’m not being eaten today!”

“Are you kidding!? I already ate a bunch of fish! I’m not hungry! Even though that blood of yours is driving me just a little completely insane, I’ll be good! Just get me off, please! I know you’re wanting it too!”

“I am not!”

“Sure you are! It’s practically all I can smell from here! You’re so turned on, I’m surprised you aren’t trying to freeze the water and get off with that!”

“Ugh... ok, maybe a little, but what’s it matter!?”

“I help you, you help me, and we all get along as a pony surfing on a shark! Please!”

“Rrrrgh... you promise you won’t eat me?”

“Promise! Really promise! I’ll go get caught by a fisherpony if I go back on my word!” The shark sounded like it was about to cry.

“Ugh... you better be one good surfboard after this.” Rainbow moved back along to the shark’s side. “How’re we doing this?”

“I dunno. Do what you did before? Felt pretty good.” The shark vocally shrugged and moved back down under the surface, only his dorsal fin poking up.

“I am so going to Tartarus for this, but there’s no way I’m swimming home on my own...” With a sigh, Rainbow dove back below the surface and grabbed onto the shark’s right fin, looking along it. Sure enough, two things stuck out from under it. They looked pretty similar to a stallion’s penis, but one was shorter than the other. Grumbling in her mind, she pulled her body up to the belly of the shark and lined up, hooves against the two fins sticking out of its tail. As she placed herself against the two cocks, she locked up a bit, second thoughts rolling through her head.

They were quickly cast aside as the shark moved forward, shoving into her rump and vagina, filling her completely. She nearly coughed as the pleasure rolled through her, the two immediately pumping in and out of her. With her injured arm numb and her other arm hanging on to the fin, she just closed her eyes and started moving her hips, the dual penetration quaking her body with waves of warmth. D-Doesn’t feel too bad... kinda hurt when he j-jammed himself up my rear, but... not bad... She loosened up as the movements became rhythmic, her vagina stretching and emptying with each thrust.

She heard herself moan as she bottomed out, head rolling back, a bit of air coming out of her lungs. The movement burned what oxygen was in her lungs, but the pressure in her crotch built more quickly, her hips speeding up to help it along as she grit her teeth, just focusing on the feeling of being filled. G-Good thing I’m not a virgin... o-or else this’d be one heck of a story t-to tell the girls!

The shark rolled over, breaking Rainbow out of the water and above the surface, and she groaned with access to new air, humping harder against the shark’s two dicks. “Ngh... j-jeeze, you aren’t as big, b-but that feels pretty good!”

“Nnnn... c-compliments aren’t gonna get us anywhere, just g-go faster!” The shark shouted, moving along with its gills near the surface, allowing it to breathe. Following the command, Rainbow pounded the two penises into her, moaning as her spare hand rubbed between her legs, a finger sticking into her beside the dick inside her. She leaned back and sat down properly, crying out to the sky above.

“Holy Luna, that feels awesome!” A grin crossed her face as she slammed down harder and harder, her rump bouncing with every impact as her tail swished and wagged. She wished it was a stallion under her, just to give her tongue something to do besides licking her lips, groaning with the growing pressure. “Y-You done yet...?”

“Almost!” The shark answered, Rainbow falling down on every down stroke, not bothering to slow herself so she could get the penises as deep inside her as possible. A few more pumps, and she felt something spurt into her rump, the shark groaning with every surge.

“W-Woah...!” Rainbow hung her head back and shut her eyes as her finger rubbed the button at the top of her slit, slamming down a few more times before her own orgasm rocked her body. “Ngrah...!” She curled slightly, panting as she felt even more semen build in her rump, spilling out under her. “J-Just how much did you come...?”

“‘Come’? I-I dunno what that means...” The shark sighed and drifted on the open water, happy to have gotten that weeks-long urge out. “Alright, get off and get on my back. Let’s head back to that beach.”

“H-Hang on... that actually, um... felt pretty good. Got a name, shark?” Rainbow raised an eyebrow, smiling as she looked through the red locks of her hair, the rest flowing down her back like a multi-colored waterfall, panting as she felt her heart slow down to a more normal rate of beating.

“Uh, not really. My parents didn’t really give me a name, just taught me how to hunt and live.” The shark didn’t sound too disappointed about the fact, but it still brought a look of confusion to Rainbow’s face. What kind of parent wouldn’t name their kid?

“I’m gonna need to call you something besides ‘shark’ if we’re gonna be talking again... hmm... alright, uh... how about Silver Bolt?”

“Sure... name doesn’t really matter much to me, though. Um... gonna get off me anytime soon?”

“Just gimme a bit... phew.” Rainbow hung her head as she sighed, shivering as the pain from her wounded arm came back. “And why the heck did you bite me?”

“Love bite.”

“That’s not a love bite!”

“Yes it is! The last female I was with was totally fine after I bit her!”

“Ok, you and I got some talking to do once we’re back. Roll over and I’ll get up on your back.”

Following her order, the newly-named Silver Bolt rolled over, letting the warm water clean Rainbow up a bit. What followed was a rather panicked situation at the beach as everypony freaked out over a shark being so close to shore, with a naked mare sitting on top of it, followed by a rather embarrassing sprint to the nearest bathroom to clean up and cover herself. After that came another visit to the hospital - turns out her arm had a fracture and would take three weeks to heal -, bed rest, and another visit to the beach where Rainbow met up with Silver Bolt, and told him about Ponyville. He couldn’t really go to her hometown, but he’d be close to Mile Beach - food there was great, apparently - if she ever wanted to come back and surf, or have a bit of fun.

As Rainbow finished her recounting of the tale, the three mares sitting in front of her were still in a daze.

“W-Wait, you were... bitten by a shark, and—” Twilight cut herself off, holding her head between her hands as her eyes spun. “That makes no sense!”

“Hehehe, didn’t make much to me either, but now, I’ve got a pet tortoise AND a pet shark!” Rainbow grinned as she sat back in her bed, still in the hospital to finish up the recovery of her arm, nodding with all the pride and ego she usually had.

“A pet shark? Better not bring it t’ the park, Rainbow.” Applejack just stared at her in moreso bewilderment than confusion or fear. “And... w-wait, you were kiddin’ about the, uh... ‘intercourse’ bit, right?”

“You believe what ya wanna believe, AJ.” Rainbow shrugged and looked over at the last mare with her, a meke, yellow pegasus in a long sleeved shirt, face turned completely red and a few squeaks coming out to answer her glance. “Aww, c’mon, ‘Shy! Haven’t you got anything t’ say?”

“Um... n-no... n-nothing at all. S-Sharks scare m-me...” She shivered again and curled up in her chair, holding her legs close, long skirt held down by her arms.

“Eh. All I know is, I’m taking more vacations to Fillydelphia.” Rainbow chuckled as she relaxed in her hospital bed. What started as a rather terrifying accident ended in the forging of a - strange, mind you - friendship between a pony and a shark, and something to do if she was ever at Mile Beach again. Ponies would speak of the mare who surfed on a shark, and Rainbow would make sure those legends were made. Heh! This might even be better than joining the Wonderbolts!

But that was a tale... for another day.