Painkiller: guard, unicorn, jerk. He doesn't like most ponies; just as much as they don't like him. He does however have a rather particular talent that he likes to use to both amuse himself, and serve Princess Luna: Painkiller can control emotions. This magic of his has made him very valuable to the Alicorn Princesses. Come along with Pain as he sets out on an adventure to try to stop other Ponies from annoying him, and maybe even stop a bigger threat towards Equestria. As long as it doesn't bother him too much.

(Contains no clop. Marked Teen for mild adult humor. Marked Sex for innuendo, and some foreplay.)