The Band of Equestria

by CoconutSwirl

Rating: everyone
Tags: Spike, Rainbow Dash, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Rarity, Random, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Snips, Human, Princess Luna, Snails
Length: 1686

First Fic ever so i have no idea how this is going to go but if you guys like it i might just get them up faster but as a blank flank myself :( i have no idea what i'm doing (Still finding Mah special Talent)

Published 2012-02-25 10:24:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-25 10:24:02 UTC

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

On the sunny afternoon of Saturday me and my five mates were just
driving along the highway with the rest of the convoy after finishing
up on our best concert yet.

When all of a sudden a huge opens.

"What the Fuck!!!" I yelled as it sucked us in.

Darkness...

"um... Guys?" Greg said in the darkness of the subspace that we were
pulled into. "are we dead?"

"Obviously were just floating in the void with sithis Greg" Jayson
Replied with his stupid matter a fact tone he has, which striked up a
little bit of a laugh from the rest.

After a few seconds of laughing Matt decided to join in "Mara save
me!" which just picked up the laughing all over again.

After the laughter died down I Joe decided to because serious, "guys
seriously where are we?"

"seriously I have no fucking idea" I said to him "but this reminds me
of a fanfic on fimfiction called..." before I could say anything else
a bright light started to blind us and the van we were in was shaking
side to side violently.

In unison we were all yelling "Shiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt!!!"

The van started to wobble less and instead of wobbling seemed to start
excelerating forward at a fast speed.

The light seemed to fade and the car was slowing to a stop so I
decided to open my eyes. Bad mistake. As soon as I opened my eyes all
I saw was red.

The van suddenly slamed againsed a tree and my favourite guitar flew
through the window smashing it and snapping the neck on the tree.
After recovering from the crash I turned my head to the side to look
back at Jayson "you own me a fuckton of money" I said in as calm a
voice as ever.

"look Stanley I tied it down but joe was playing it I swear." he
looked more frightened than a mouse when it's beening chased by a
hungry cat.

" I don't give a fuck let's just figure out what the fuck happened"
'geezus i am pissed off now'

Matt had already gotten out at this point and as the rest of the guys
got out. "Stan you were right when you said this being a fanfic"

' What the fuck?' as I though this I started to get out and noticed
what he mean. "holy shit!"

We were in equestria, or to be specific a applejacks farm.
I started to notice that the drivers we hired to drive the trucks that
were supposed to carry are stage and gear were dead in their seats as
I turned around to get a betterlook at the place.

"sooooo much 3d stu..... " I stoped as I fully turned around and
noticed what Matt failed to point out.

"twilight?" Greg said out aloud. And he was right twilight was
standing with spike on her back writing a letter.

She looked up and then jumped back when she saw us all string at her.

Jayson started to walk towards her and was saying "it's ok we won't
hurt you."

But she just turned around and ran ( galloped? ) away from us.

" are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked the others. They
all nodded except Greg.

" what are you guys thinking?" he seemed to be shaking a little but if
he was scared he didn't show it in his voice.

I started to walk around the back of the van towards 1 of the three
trucks that we had in the convoy. " she's writing a letter to
celestia! Matt grab the van and my guitar!" he nodded.

" is that bad?" Greg asked.

" Jayson, Joe check the drivers of the trucks to see if they're alive"
I was in the first truck pushing the dead driver into the back where
his bed was. "and if they're dead get them in the back and we'll bury
them later!" I yelled out of the window.

" Stan!" Greg yelled at me through the window.

" what?!"

" what's going on?"

" oh, twilights writing a note to princess Celestia" by this time I've
gotten in the divers seat and put the radio on. " Jay, Joe, Matt you
read me?"

"loud and clear Stan" Matt was first in.

"hey your in my radio right now"

"shut up jayson it's not the time fo..... " I looked up in the
direction of canterlot and I could see a little glint of light being
reflected off something.

" I can hear you" Joe last as usual.

" shit guys start em up and follow me!" I started up the truck and
looked around to find where We're going. "get your fucken ass in here
Greg! The royal guards are coming!"

Greg jump up in the truck and before he could close the door I sped of
towards the barn just at the top of the hill as fast as I could with
the other guys behinds me.

Listen to this ( high way to hell ) or ( my music )

It wasn't much of a hill so it wasn't that long before I got to the
barn and once I got there I checked for the others.

Once we were all the I started down the hill towards.

" the everfree forest?" Greg said not out of concern or fear but
curiosity " why the everfree forest?"

We were at the bottom of the hill now and I drove straight through the
white fence " because none of the ponies will want to follow us except
the guards and the 6 so they won't have a large search party" this
wasn't the only reason but it was the best I had for him at the moment.

We were coming up on the everfree now so I decided to slow up not to
damage the veichle too much. " guys slow down we need to find a good
spot to make camp"

In a few seconds the rest had complied with this and slowed upbehind
me. Within a few minutes we decided on a place not to far from the
edge of the forest for a camp site.

"geezus this place isn't as likable as I though" Matt though aloud.

" well guys looks like we're in equestria" I stated to the guys who'd
gotten out of the trucks.

"I swear Lauren did this" Joe putting on his troll face for us.

" no Joe not funny" Jayson said.

"ok guys enough shit we need to get ready for night then we can sit
down and realize what's happened to us" Greg stated to us which
suprised the shit out of me. He almost never says sht like that.

"lucky we pack for camping conditions" Matt said seemingly unfazed by
Greg's statement was actualy right seeing we we were heading to do a
concert for the scouts and we packed to camp instead of staying in a
hotel like usual. So we had axes billys food and allcthe essentials.

" well then let's get started"

Chapter 2

Chapter 2 the great band of equestria

It'd been 2 hours since we'd gotten into the everfree forest and
Luna's just raising her moon now. We've already set up the tents
gotten a fire going, cooked the beef and veges and we're just sitting
around now playing guitar waiting for Greg to finish up the dinner or
for the inevitable guards coming to get us.

"this happened at the worst time didn't it?" Matt asked us with the
underlining sad tone.

"what do you mean Matt this is a whole new opportunity for us" there
goes jayson with his uplifting attitude "just think no more worries no
more.."

"meat"

" what now Matt" I said through gritted teeth.

" no more meat they won't let us eat meat" he had a point there but
all of us already new that.

" oh well I guess we can just..." *crack*

" what was that?" Joe got up from his resting spot and picked up the
hatched he was using to cut the smaller logs while the rest of us
grabed an axe that we all used except Greg who had a kitchen knife and
Jayson who had his pocket knife.

"I think they heard us" someone whispered behind a bush.

"ya think" another whispered a little loudly.

" I know that voice!" Matt started to perk up " rainbow dash? "
suddenly loads of royal guards popped up arounds us.
I turned around in a 360 and counted atleast 20 guards in golden
armour and about 5 in a darkish blue.

" you've got to be shitting me!" Greg yelled as he rose his knife the
guards started to take a battle stance and the unicorns among them
seemed to have their horns glowing ready for some spell.

Twilight steped out of the bushes along with the rest of the mane six
with a little bit of a lack of fluttershy. Twiligh t started to speak
" put your weapons down and come with us in the name of Celestia"

I'm not having any bloodshed particularly because we're in equestria
so I slamed my axe into the tree next to me " you heard the unicorn
put em down"

" why they could attack us if we do?" Matt said to me as everyone else
either lowered their weapon of stuck it in a close by tree or stump.

" because if you don't they will and I'll kill you myself ya bloody
basturd now drop the fucken axe" the mane six seemed to cringe when I
swore at him but if the guards were bothered by my swear than they
didn't show it.

Matt dropped the axe and the end of it hit his toe " yah fuck!" he
grabed his foot and started hopping backwards and fell over the log he
was sitting on and fell on top of rainbow dash.

" ah get this... Thing! Off of me! " she cried