The Coolest, Most Awesome, Most Radical Pony and The Skeletons in her Closet

The Coolest, Most Awesome, Most Radical Pony and The Skeletons in her Closet

Rainbow Danger Awesome Amazing Dash, an adventurous daredevil and loyal friend, was constantly either napping on a cloud or doing extreme stunts on any given day. She loved hanging out with her friends and, for some reason, didn't enjoy staying in her cloud mansion in the sky. No pony has ever questioned her about her home or why it was so huge and extravagant.

Rainbow Dash wasn't into fancy things or diamond rings and yet she had to endure the lifestyle that Rarity would have killed for. The clan of ponies Rainbow Dash belonged to were known as the Rainbow clan. Much like the Apple clan, they had their own traditions and back story.

Rainbow Dash's father, Rainbow Rich, was a wealthy pegasus. He didn't enjoy spoiling his daughter and taught her to live her life with comfort, but not as an egregious flank hole. She learned well, and since his passing due to his hedonistic lifestyle, he left her a fortune in his will. She was the sole heir of the giant mansion in cloudsdale that no one has entered since it was abandoned long ago. She kept her wealth a secret from most ponies. She only had one friend in the entire world who was able to get past her defenses and learn of her secret.

She moved away, from Cloudsdale to Ponyville, long ago to get away from the emptiness of her mansion and to secretly be close to the only pony she could ever let into her darkness.

When she realized she didn't have a place to stay, she had an ingenious idea, she bought some clouds and molded it as a cover for a seemingly simple house to keep others from wanting to break in, and see the magnificence of the internal infrastructure. The roman architectural designed building had an eccentric addition to it in the form of a rainbow fountain.

Still, all the bits in the world couldn't buy happiness. She had realized, since she wasn't willing to risk her friendship with her friend for a potential and short relationship, that lotion and fantasies would have to make do. She wasn't into dating others and casually had sex with many mares. This lead to an issue early on in Ponyville when she first joined the weather team. She had been a damn fine weather pony, but the issue was that she was also sleeping around with the locals.

Other mares would complain that parts of the town that had brighter weather was because Rainbow Dash was sleeping with whoever lived in that area. She almost lost her job and her cover as to why she could afford the many things she owned. She didn't buy anything too expensive unless she could make a good story for how she acquired such it. She stopped sleeping around and felt sexually frustrated for a while. The promotion to weather manager made life easier for her and that was when she came across an ad for a phone sex service.

She started calling up and soon a legend was born. Not the kind of legend that is told with applause, but the kind that agents of Moaning Mare wished died in a hot pool of lava and was never heard from again. The reasons for such animosity that the veteran Moaning Mares had were because of the special requests during the five hour reservations.

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Fluttershy spent the morning worrying and pacing around her house. She was still amazed that Rainbow Dash was asleep, but figured it would be best to let her stay.. "That's it Angel Bunny, all I have to do is convince Rainbow Dash to stay the night and she won't be calling ... oh wait, that means I won't work tonight and I can't make money. Shoot! I shouldn't have splurged on the toys... but they are fun and I need to put more effort into making the noises sound as real... Oh Angel Bunny, what should I do?" She looked at the bunny and waited for him to shed some wisdom.

He grabbed a giant piece of paper and some markers and wrote her a very detailed and extravagantly designed message that read, "You are shit out of luck." In his defense it had pretty colors and a nice gold star to decorate the bad news. He wasn't able to fix all her problems and this one was a huge one.

Fluttershy almost cried at the response, her feeling of hopelessness rising by the second. "Wait a second, she has been sleeping for too long... does she have the day off or did she..." Fluttershy couldn't finish the thought as she ran up stairs just to see that the room was empty and a hoof written note left on the bed.

Dear Fluttershy,

I had fun and stuff, but I gotta go, and I didn't want that awkward morning scene two friends share after sex.

Oh yeah, tonight I won't be available for sex since I have to visit my dead grandma, and I won't be at my house.

So don't come over... unless I return and come here for more sex.

P.S. I love having sex with you.

P.P.S. I really loved it when you did that thing with your tongue... amazing stuff Fluttershy.

P.P.P.S. You have cute nipples, I just thought you should know that.

Your awesome and sexy friend,

Rainbow Danger Dash

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Fluttershy was nervous for the remainder of the day. She went to the spa with Rarity and couldn't manage to look her in the eyes. It was impossible without wanting to answer her using the name she was instructed to use last night.

Rarity noticed Fluttershy's somber mood and tried to find the source of the issue. "Fluttershy darling, what's going on? You don't seem to be your normal self... did anypony hurt you?" She asked while starting to feel her dom/protective side come out.

"No... just... I have a question... what would you do if you found out one of your friends has been lying to you, or not lying, but not telling you the whole truth about themselves?" She wasn't able to word it without hinting at something, so she tried her best.

"I wouldn't know darling, like for example; you mean if Applejack, who says she is straight and her ‘barn door don't swing that way,’ was really into mares? Why I would... ahem... I don't know." Rarity said with a light blush. She had never recovered from her previous night, she had wild fantasies about subduing the farm mare and making her do wicked things in penance for not submitting to her sooner.

"Oh Rarity, I forgot to tell you I had invited Applejack to come to the spa with us today. I hope you don't mind, but I feel she could use a relaxing day after yesterday." She said with an innocent smile.

Rarity was flustered, she was not ready to see Applejack for she would end up rutting her in the spa. "Well, I do think your intentions were good, but I don't think she will show up darling," She said, hoping she was right.

Too bad she wasn't and in came Applejack, looking oblivious as all get out. She wasn't even aware of her impending doom. She had sauntered in, mocking the two feminine ponies, and didn't even realize that there were a pair of eyes staring at her every move.

"Dat Flank!" Rarity gasped out before she covered her mouth with her hoof.

Applejack wasn't close enough to fully hear what Rarity had said and Fluttershy was red in the face. "Howdy girls, how ya’ll doin'?" She asked before settling herself next to Rarity. It wasn't as if she wanted to be sexually molested in front of the entire spa. It was just that she wasn't aware it could be a possibility.

"Umm' I just remembered I got to go." Fluttershy ran out the spa giggling. She felt good about herself, she might have set up her two friends together, and that meant two less awkward customers... then it hit her, Rarity was itching to dominate Applejack... I just hope nothing bad happens.

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As the day passed and night settled in, Fluttershy was waiting for the eternal torment to begin. She decided to have her toys lined up in case she needed to make realistic sounds of passionate sucking or riding. She wasn't afraid to get a bit wild, even if she was hardly the expert on sex.

She waited as she plugged her cord in and, soon enough, just as she was ready for her first call, it was that caller. "Hello, this is Candy Clit, how can I make you cum?"

"Well for starters, you can drop the name Candy Clit, because tonight you are going to be using the name Fluttershy, and also you must call me Dashie... that isn't a request, it's an order." Replied the rude voice.

When Fluttershy heard that command, she started feeling a bunch of mixed emotions, and she looked at Angel Bunny, who decided to hightail it outta there. He wasn't going to stick around for this shit, he decided he was going somewhere less possible for a meltdown to occur.

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Rainbow Dash had prepared the entire house to be locked and unable to be entered. She had the lights off and the candles lit. She had some incense and she was ready for her night. She just called, and boom, just as scheduled, Candy Clit appeared. She had her special request ready and dropped the first part of the ball on her.

"Alright I will be Fluttershy, but who is she and how can I be like her?" Fluttershy responded to the earlier question.

"Umm' she is like shy and soft speaking, but there is another twist to it." She paused for dramatic effect, "I want you to pretend you're 9 months pregnant and hormonally imbalanced. I have this fantasy where Shy is pregnant with my foal and you will be playing the part of Preggashy." She stated with a dark smile.

Silence hung over the air for a minute until the agent was able to finally recover from having her mind blown. "Umm' okay..." She stated with her softest voice. She had inadvertently used her real voice, but instead of giving her identity away, it only enhanced the fantasy.

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Inside Rainbow Dash's Sick and Twisted Mind

Rainbow Dash was with Preggashy at their house. Rainbow Dash had a luxurious house and finally had allowed the world to know her deepest secret. She was hanging with her friends as they all sat around the table, silent. They didn't know what to expect as Rainbow Dash had a HUGE announcement to make. "Well girls, you know that Fluttershy here has been pregnant for a while and I have to tell you it's my foal." She said while the group stayed uncharacteristically silent. She had explained everything to the group and gained no reaction, they all just ate silently. After the uneventful dinner, Rainbow Dash decided to entertain her guests with a show.

"Now Fluttershy, get on the dinner table and let's show our friends how we entertain our guests." She commanded in a polite tone.

Preggashy was taking her time getting on the table due to her bulging stomach and her randomly occurring contractions. She got on the table and laid her legs open while speaking in a sultry tone. "Oh Dashie, let's show them how we do things," She stated with a lustful giggle.

"Alright babe, now keep them legs spread Fluttershy, I am going to dine on my dessert. Sorry girls, I can't share this treat," She said to her faceless friends who were not responding to any of the antics that were being played out. Rainbow Dash leaned her face in and started slowly placing her lips on her pregnant lover's core. She gently kissed the puffy lips that were aroused and excited from the lewd acts. "Mmm' Shy your pussy tastes so great, I could eat it all night." She stated before returning to treating herself to some ‘Shy Pie’.

Preggashy was blushing and moaning loudly. Her body arched a bit from the sudden jolts of pleasure. "Oh my Dashie, you seem really hungry... my goodness, I should feed you more." She said with fake joy. She began to tear up while her marehood was being eaten, the fantasy for one of the mares came crashing down around them.

Rainbow Dash was too busy eating away to even hear the soft sobbing. It finally registered in her mind that those weren't moans and she stopped...

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"I am sorry... I just can't... do this...." Fluttershy was unable to keep the heartbreaking scene in her mind from playing out. To know she had a friend who not only loved her but wanted her to be the mother of their foal, it was too much for her to fictionalize after their recent romp.

"Umm' you already broke? It's only been 30 minutes and already you are crying... Hmm, I guess I can just call another-" Rainbow got cut off before she could finish her statement.

"NO!" Fluttershy yelled. She couldn't let the customer leave until another grueling four hours and thirty minutes. It would mean she would lose her job.

"Well what do you suggest... I was about to cum from the hot scene playing in my head... you do a great Fluttershy, if I didn't know any better, I would say you were Fluttershy. Though you can’t be Fluttershy, she would never degrade herself into being some phone slut. I mean she has self respect, no offense." She stated nonchalantly

Fluttershy wanted to break down and cry. "You sound like you really like this Fluttershy... so why waste your time on a 'phone slut' like me?" Asked the disguised voice mare.

"Because none of your business... I pay good bits to get great service, I didn't ask you to question why I can't just go up to my best friend in the whole wide world and say ... Fluttershy I love you." Rainbow Dash replied with tears in her eyes.

"Yeah, what if you did? She could say it back." She responded with a bit of anger.

"Please get real. Sure, sex with Shy was great, the real Shy, not you, but still it takes more than sex to be in a committed relationship... anyways, I’m bored now. I want some loving, and if you won't be my Shy of the night, then I will just go bang the real one." She said before yawning.

"Umm' wait... what's the next part of the fantasy? Maybe we can do that..." she offered, hoping her friend would be into another mare as well, or another type of fantasy.

"Well... if you really want to know, it's where Preggashy gives birth to my foal in front of all our... I mean my friends.." She said, forgetting that she was talking to a phone sex operator and not her friend.

"Umm, excuse me, but I thought I just heard you say you wanted me, I mean Preggashy, to give birth to our, I mean your, foal in front of 'your' friends." She said, hoping her phone was messing up.

"Yeah... I want a foal with Fluttershy and I want to be there when the foal is born... but it doesn't matter, you can't even grin and bear it, so unless you want to have a meet up..." She waited, hoping for an answer.

The light bulb in Fluttershy's head went off. "Ok Dashie, just for you, as our very special customer, Candy Clit, I mean 'Fluttershy' will go to your house... just tell me where you live and what she looks like and I will disguise myself as your friend for one night. I urge you though not to let anypony know that we did this, because I am sure you don't want other customers getting the same treatment right?" She said, hopeful. She was going to go as herself with naughty lingerie to Rainbow Dash's house while pretending to be another mare... it was so bucked up, even she felt guilty as hell.

"Sure I live in..." Rainbow Dash explained all the details and waited patiently for her 'guest’ to arrive.

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Rainbow Dash heard a soft knocking at her door, she had left the phone off the receiver on the side table so the meter ran. She wanted the agent to get paid and wasn't going to break the rules of how payment was done. She went to the door and opened it and her eyes widened in surprise.

'Candy Clit' had appeared at the door with some lingerie on and her hair tied in a bun, her coat was shined and her face had a mask that just covered around the eyes. "Hey there, you must be the oh so sexy Dashie I have been talking to on the phone." Candy Clit looked her over. "You sure look tasty, I hope I look delicious as well," She said with a slight wink as she sauntered into the house.

Rainbow Dash closed the door and was going to spend the next four hours having one hell of a time. "Oh Dear Celestia, forgive me for what I am about to do." She said before she went into her room. When she got to her room, she found Candy Clit on her bed. The mare had her legs open and Rainbow Dash was in trouble... I think I am in love... She is absolutely perfect for me.

Author's Note

Alright so an extra chapter early. All because I love you guys... in the yandere kind of way or tsundere... idk I forgot my hentai terms.

Either way I hope you guys enjoy this one.

Next Chapter: Pinkie Pie Wants Sex!

Can you guess what it's about ?

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