prolouge: my life sucks ass dosent it?
Orange. That is one of the ways to describe the monster that lived in dead reptiles trench. Another way would be big. This monster was known as a quartopus. Ya know, like an octopus but with four not eight tentacles. (Douy)Now though it did not have as many tentacles, it was still very deadly due to the fact that it has poisonous spikes at the end of its tentacles.
This poison couldn't kill an aquatose, but it could make one fall asleep for awhile. And then it ate you whole.
Yep. Now you might be asking this question in your head: what sort of suicidal dumbass would be stupid enough to go
near this monstrosity for one god dam piece of seaweed? The only answer I can honestly give you?
Me
Now don’t get me wrong. My life may have sucked ass, but the last thing I was not suicidal. I was just really desperate. See if I didn't fill my daily quota for sea weed I didn't eat for weeks. And I would not let that happen. No monster would keep me from eating.
I thought this as I swam towards the seaweed in question, trying hard to keep it from seeing my bright blue shell. When I reached the seaweed I looked around me. No giant monster in sight. Not even a speck of orange was visible anywhere. I sighed in relief as I found no trace of the orange monster. I quickly uprooted the sea weed and turn around.
To see a large pair of oval shaped eyes staring right back at me.
My first instinct was to panic. But if I did, I would surely die. So I stood perfectly still in hopes that it wouldn’t eat me. Unfortunately, a small ocean current caught my tail, and lifted it up. The quartopus looked confused, then angry that I had dared trespass onto its territory. I did the thing any sane person would do.
I swam away.
The quartopus had me in seconds. Well I tried. I thought as it pricked me with its poison. I fell almost imminently asleep as the monster stuffed me in its monstrous jaw. Now when this happened the last thing I thought would happen was that I would wake up. But well... to put it bluntly, it happened.
The first thing I saw when I woke up was stone. I sat up, only to hit my head on a large stone. I got up slightly more slowly this time. Looking around I saw that I was in a temple. I notice a door on the opposite side of the room. I ran to that door.
And stepped into a new world.
This world was unlike anything I had ever seen. It was lush and green. I took a small step forward.
And fell off a cliff.
Yep. That happened. After blacking out for the second time today, I woke up to find myself among more lush and green foliage. I look down as I stepped forward. I then broke into a sprint. Why you ask? Partly because I wanted to get the buck out of there before something bad happened.
And partly because of the hundreds of small pissed off white critters that had started to chase me.
Thankfully even above water my kind is quick. I quickly scrambled up a small cliff. I looked down at the white critters to make shure they aren’t climbing after me.
And thats when I heard it.
" Tusk task. Avoiding the punishment you so richly deserve? Maby you just need a... push in the right direction. But where’s the fun in a push? Hmmmmmmmm? "
Before I could figure out what this voice meant, I felt a horrible pain in my right cheek and fell off the cliff. For the third time today, I black out.
In my dreams I am in a white room. Inside is a smoky grey aquatose wearing fishnet stockings." ahhhh its good to be alive. Well for me at least. you know, I really want to break you, but my master says no. I guess I could try something ... different." With that he shoves me on the floor, takes a claw and shoves it in my most sensitive area. If a round rubber object hadent have been shoved in my mouth I would have sqealed in pain . The most I could manage is a muffled whimper. I feel something hot press against my body in that area.
Now I may not have gone too school, but it didn't take a giniouse to know what that was. I tensed up in anticipation of what would happen,suprieingly nothing. " You were expecting that you filthy basterd weren't you?" In my shame I nod. "Huh , well I think I am going to save the virginity for later. See ya you fucking basterd!
When I woke up, I found myself tied up right in the middle of a dark cave. A small fuzzy white critter came up and sniffed my face. For the first time I saw one up close. It was small and fuzzy and had two long fuzzy ears.
It looked me over like a slab of meat. "Hey maby we can use this ugly piece of shit and feed it to one of fluttershys bears." the bunny wonderd. "Lets kill him first though ." The white thing then lifted a large rock above his head and prepared to kill me. I closed my eyes and prayed to the creator that my death would be swift.
But it never came.
I opened my eyes to find a very odd mammal was standing over me. Where its paws should have been, it had strange blocks. It was bright yellow with a odd colored hair that stretched across some of its back. OMC. That colour... that incrediable colour. I had never seen anything like it in my life.It wasn't quite red or purple. It was sort of a mix. A small pair of wings were adorning its sides.
I have never seen anything like it. Anyway this strange mammal was scolding the white thing who was about to kill
me. "Angel! We don't treat creatures like that,ever! bad angle bad!" then the mammle foucased on me."Hi I'm fluttershy, what's your name?" she asked me kindly. I looked up at her and I spoke the first words of my life. "I am Camilio".
