What's new Pussycat?

by TheOneBehindYou

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Sex, Random, Discord, Crossover
Length: 1381

Kimba was not going to enjoy a date, so why was he compelled to go anyways? Whatever was in store for him, was not going to end well as he knew any date with the spirit of chaos and disharmony was more or less going to be troublesome.

A date with the spirit of chaos and disharmony. Nothing can go wrong. Nope, not at all.

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Confused? Want the story? Watch and learn friends.

WhiteChaos Awaits

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So take this story as a sequel to that video up there. The person who made the amv came up with a hilarious joke of Discord singing What's New Pussycat to Kimba and well, this is the result.

If you hate this story, fine, I won't make you accept WhiteChaos. However I think its one of the most underrated ships ever and I'm going to stick with this ship till the day I die.

So without further ado, Enjoy or blast it with lasers.

PS: Do not give critique as this was an old piece of work and not a new one. It was made about a few weeks ago tops. Also do not panic as I will not upload more WhiteChaos unless the people around here enjoy it.

Published 2013-08-30 04:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-30 04:10:02 UTC

How Could This Happen to Me?

The night was quiet as the tree's began swaying from the gentle breeze hitting them. However this peaceful tranquility was only for the reason that nothing was breathing.

Yes, it was true, the jungle's inhabitants had moved if not silenced from the two new rulers that had recently taken over.

One being from out of this world and one right at home.

It seemed in this dense forest, a strange event had taken place, giving the quiet night anything but.

It had seemed, the new dark ruler: Discord the Draconequus, had been setting up a peculiar feast. A romantic dinner if you will of nothing but the most chaotic assortments as one of his kind would provide.

A steak within its innards apple juice, a delictable fruit "cock" tail as provided by the rooster cawing in the glass and a nice book for dessert.

Discord had nodded his head in agreement, feeling more then satisfied with his work.

"Soon..." he whispered, rubbing his misplaced animal hands together which was that of a lion paw and an eagle's claws. "My little kitty will walk through~ Dashing me with his malevolent presence~"

He placed an eagle arm over his head as he dramatically swooned over the very thought of his young lion prince walking through, giving off a beam of light at how manly he was.

But everyone knew Discord made him as such, if not giving him a more "proper" attitude for his jungle.

It was Discord indeed, who had corrupted the young lion in helping him rule this place. However, all guilt aside, oh wait, Discord didn't have any.

Hearing a rustle and jumble of the leaves, Discord immediately snapped and teleported away from the feast before him, waiting for his young toy to step into his new play area.

Sure enough, Kimba, had stepped through in a dizzy state, seeming to hold his head as he seemed to be worried about something but Discord would easily fix that right up for his lovely prince~

For as soon as he stepped in the clearing and began hearing Discord's soft footsteps, a sudden light emitted from pretty much nowhere and landed right on the lion's body.

"W-What...?" Kimba exclaimed in surprise and worry, gazing around for the culprit but when his eyes focused forward after literally just a blink, he soon met the rather chilling huge grinning face of Discord.

With a head of a long horse, it was easy to understand why Kimba screamed the way he did before falling backward.

However, the mismatched creature only laughed in response as really, he was hoping for such a reaction.

"My sweet little kitty cat~ You didn't think I'd live without taking you out to dinner did you~"

'That made no sense.'

Kimba thought bluntly as he narrowed his eyes at the creature but Discord then laughed as he of course, could hear any thought this young cat had to offer to him.

"Of course it doesn't~ What would be the fun in that~" He then swiftly grabbed the young lion cub's paws and began dancing very awkwardly with him, causing the small cub to flail off the ground in dramatic sways. Needless to say he tried to scream for help but Discord just laughed again and threw him to the side into his seat.

And just when he began getting any ground on his wobbly feet, the draconequus was ahead of him as he was already sipping his "cock" tail with his eyes closed, smiling ear to ear.

"So, how do you like it~" He finished, slapping the rooster with his paw, making it squawk as it flew straight off to the side and off the table, seeming to hold its ass.

"...Uh..." Was all his answer could be as he felt kinda bad for the chicken but with Discord's corrupt powers within him, he also felt like he should chase it down. He could use some meat.

Seeing as there was a steak though, he began to protrude the morsel with his claw since it seemed too normal and of course, in doing so, apple juice exploded on his face. He wasn't very amused.

"You..." Discord was taken a back as he felt his talons on his heart. "Don't like it?"

Kimba turned to him, still looking unamused.

Which in turn caused the dramatic Draconequus to again burst out laughing. Kimba flinched in surprise.

"Excellent! I knew you'd say that~!"

'Please just stop' Kimba thought painfully, giving the most "I want to go home" look that ever went into existence.

However the look went on blind eyes as the abomination of a creature began twirling his talon on the table's loincloth, giving a seductive gaze at the unsuspecting victim. "Good..." He suddenly continued. "Because I have a confession to make~"

And with that being said, suddenly the candle light went out on the table and Kimba was once again surrounded by darkness, only to gasp as he saw suddenly a blur of colors as he was shot in the air again and again. He only began to know this as a spotlight soon bursted down on Discord in the middle of the large space, seemingly singing a strange song.

"What's new pussycat~ Woah woah~ What's new pussycat~ Woah woah~"

As he was being thrown in the air, Kimba began losing balance and flailing his limbs all about, screaming at some points for him to stop but again, the creature of chaos would not listen.

"Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you~ Yes I do~"

And as he threw him back up one more time, Kimba took his own chances and clawed himself onto a giant banana tree leaf. Seeing that he was still sliding very slowly though, Discord soon poofed up and held his hands together in a cute gay way and began rubbing his nose on Kimba's, causing him to actually blush if not gasp as he fell off the banana leaf, hearing him say something else.

"You and your pussycat nose~"

A laugh was heard faintly before coming loud again, being suddenly plopped into the Draconequus' arms, Kimba began feeling swayed as he was caressed.

"Pussycat, Pussycat~. You're so thrilling~ And I'm so willing, to care for you~."

What was even happening anymore?

The lion prince just didn't even know.

"So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!" He said suddenly as he felt his long face rub against his very small one, causing him to blush again.

Then suddenly, as if he skipped some form of the "song" he was singing, Kimba felt himself suddenly land on his back side and seeing that he wanted to stand, he felt a paw on his stomach, keeping him in place otherwise.

But what REALLY worried him, was seeing where his face was on his next lyrics.

"Pussycat, Pussycat. You're delicious and if my wishes can all come true...~" His snake tongue slipped out, causing the lion cub's body not only to squirm but before hand, have his eyes bulge out of his skull. "I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips~"

And at that moment, he wasn't sure if he meant the crack in his balls, his anus or his actual mouth but he was PRETTY sure it wasn't the latter.

But honestly? Enough was enough.

"WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF!?"

And with that being said from the small white lion's mouth, the background music that wasn't even audible originally in the beginning suddenly stopped like a record player and Discord's face dropped.

Kimba wanted to have a sigh of relief but then what followed out of the Draconequus' mouth, had changed his life forever.

"So I guess I'll fuck you before the marriage right?"

Kimba Error 404.

Author's Note

What's new pussycat is owned by Tom Jones, I own nothing. Also if you're about to say this is pedophilia, you are mistaken as Kimba is actually quite old in this version as he is the 1989 version. Which means as a male lion he can be sexually active.

Also don't panic, I won't upload anymore WhiteChaos unless its liked on this site. This will probably be the only fanfic to make it on fimfiction as far as I'm concerned.