Death Angels, Titanians, and Equestria

Tiran was tired, during the trek down the mountain, he slipped and rolled all the way down the path, and into the train that was waiting. On the train, he stood up to go check on his eye, and the train braked, flinging down the aisle and through the door at the end. Then as he was getting off, some Asshole tied his Trench coat to a bar and he got caught on the outside of the train as it started taking off, dragging him along the ground for a few miles. Then on his trek through the woods to ponyville, he slipped.....again, and rolled down a rocky cliff face, hitting only the toughest rocks and branches, and as if his luck wasn't bad, guess what was at the bottom of the hill.

Poison Joke.

Apparently, if you start crushing as many of the damn flowers as possible, its effects start immediately.

Turning him into a very pretty long haired woman. Then he found out that being the husband or in this case wife of thier caretaker does not give you special rights, at least not to bears. It had chased him clear to ponyville.

Then derpy dropped a piano on him, then the owner of that piano yelled at Tiran for an hour and forced him to pay double for the broken instrument. Then as he neared his home, The Cutie Mark Crusaders decided to play a prank on him and throw sticks and mud at him, they quickly fled when they saw him glare at them and clench his fists.

Then when he finally got home, he slipped on a toy and landed straight face first into a pot of boiling oatmeal.

Fluttershy was watering her plants when she heard a crash and a scream. Responding, she saw Tiran with his head stuck in a pot, desperately trying to pull it off, with hot oatmeal running down his neck. She couldn't help but giggle as she tried to pull off his makeshift hat she stooped though, when she felt something soft brush up against her arm. Curious, she pressed into the mass again, feeling its odd texture. She let out a yelp when a feminine voice questioned her.

"Fluttershy....Today has been a hard day, I fell into poison joke, so can you please stop poking my boobs?"