Family reforming progam!

by Cadances Paladin

Reforming time with Pinkie Pie.

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"Brother, is that really you, or am I dead?" Lunacy asked Discord, oblivious to the ponies around him. Discord facepawed at what his brother said.

"Lunacy, we're spirits, we can't die, but we can be imprisoned, remember?" Discord asked. "By the way, how are your eyes feeling?"

"Let's see..." Lunacy said, as he turned his paw and hand into eyes, and began rubbing them against some statues "They're feeling pretty good!" He said to Discord, then began laughing like a psychopath. He then used his magic to put his paw and hand back in their respectable places, as well as his eyes. "So, what's this you told me about you no longer being evil?"

"Yes, I see Discord told you the news then." A familiar voice said to Lunacy.

"Oh, I didn't think that you'd still be alive princess. How long's it been then..... 1,000 years?" Lunacy asked, turning towards Celestia.

Celestia looked at Lunacy in disgust, mainly because he still had the necklace that she made for him when her, Lunacy, Discord, and Luna were all friends. "Precisely, but you've been freed only because your brother thinks that you can be reformed, and that you can use YOUR magic for good as well."

"Hiya, I'm Pinkie Pie, I'm so glad that I get to help you!" The pink mare said, as she jumped into Lunacy's arms.

"You must be joking, please tell me you're joking." Lunacy said, as he dropped the mare. "If so, it isn't a funny joke."

"Nope, it's true. You're going to be staying with Pinkie Pie until you're reformed." Discord said to his brother Lunacy, looking dead serious, which for Lunacy was a surprisingly new thing for Discord to do.

"You're serious!?" Lunacy exclaimed. "Huuhh... Oh well, might as well try. So, where to Pinks?" Lunacy asked, picking the pink mare up with his magic.

"To Ponyville!" Pinkie said, which made some anger grow into Lunacy, and which also made some more madness grow inside, and the desire for a new suit.

The group made it to Ponyville, but Lunacy stuck back for a moment. "Hang on, I'm gonna transform for a bit, until I find out where I'm staying at least." And with that said, Lunacy used his magic to transform into a pony.

He as pleased with the results. "Ah, much better for this scenery... though I'm not sure about this." Lunacy began, as he walked towards the pink mare he'd be staying with, for Celestia knows how long. "What'll happen if I make a slip, and murder some ponies brutally?"

Discord, using his twin telepathy, told his brother the answer "You'll be turned back to stone, to never have a second chance like I did. So, don't mess this up!" Discord said, giving his brother a slap on the head with his magic.

"Fine... stupid chaotic being." Lunacy said, as he walked with Pinkie Pie.

A few ponies that said Pinkie Pie were surprised to see her with some stallion they'd never seen before. At one point, Octavia came over to talk to the two as they were walking to the bakery in town. "Hey Pinkie Pie, who's this?" Octavia asked, curious to who the stallion was.

"This is Lunacy." Pinkie said, with Lunacy looking around for something less boring in the area.

"Oh I see, so. Are you two dating?" Octavia asked.

Pinkie blushed at this, and stammered her answer. "W-What? No n-n-n-n-no! He's going to be staying with me until.... well let's just say he needs some help, so I'm helping." Pinkie said. Octavia could never understand what Pinkie was implying.  "Hey, we gotta go, later!" Pinkie said, as she pulled Lunacy with her to the bakery.

When the two entered the bakery, Lunacy smelled some of the most sweetening things he ever smelled. "Mmmmm.... what is that tasteful smell?" Lunacy asked.

"Oh, welcome to Sugar Cube Corner. That's the brownies baking that you're smelling. I'm Mr. Cake, what can I get you?" Mr. Cake said.

"Oh no Mr. Cake, this is my friend Lunacy, he needs some help with something, but I can't say what, so hes staying with me." Pinkie Pie explained to her boss.

"Pinkie Pie, are you sure about this? I mean we can't have another pony living in this house and bakery alone, it's just not profitable." Mr. Cake explained. "Uh, is that paint on your suit?" He then asked, noticing the red on Lunacy's dark suit.

"No, I think it's best you see my true form." Lunacy said, turning back into his Draconequus body. "Ah, much better!"

Seeing the infamous monster in his house, Mr. Cake screamed, alarming Mrs. Cake. "What is it dear?" Mrs. Cake asked, but noticed Lunacy. Mrs. Cake screamed as well, frightening herself and her husband even more. "P-Pinkie get away from him!" Mrs. Cake said "He'll rape you then take your skin as a prize!"

"No, I'm trying to reform him, like how my friend Fluttershy did with Discord, his brother!" Pinkie said, but realized that what she just said made the situation worse.

"That's it!" Lunacy shouted, and stopped time. Lunacy then poked each of the Cakes, which allowed them to move in the frozen time. "Look, I'm going to try to be reformed, but if you keep treating me like the insane monster i know I am, this ain't gonna work Cakes. So, I won't kill anypony, or anything, if I can live in the upstairs room with the pink mare over there." Lunacy said.

Realizing they had no other choice, the Cakes agreed. Lunacy unfroze time, and turned to Pinkie Pie. "So Pinkie Pie, I'm roomin' with you!" He said to his new roommate. The two went upstairs, and entered the room that Lunacy would be sleeping in. "Wow, what a small space of a room." Lunacy said.

"Come on, it'll be alright!" Pinkie said, as she hugged the tall Draconequus. "Hey, you wanna see a movie!?" Pinkie asked. Lunacy had nothing else to do, so he went to the movie that Pinkie had suggested. Lunacy transformed back into the pony form he chose to be in. He didn't deem it necessary to be his normal self out in public, everypony would just run from him anyways.

When they got into the theater, the movie started. "So, what's this about again?" Lunacy asked, who was met with several 'shhh's.

"It's about this couple that are stranded on this island in the middle of nowhere!" Pinkie said, who was also met with several 'shhh's.

As the movie went on, Lunacy became interested in it. "Maybe these ponies aren't as bad as I thought... maybe, I still want more evidence before I decide to turn good." Lunacy thought, thinking the movie was actually real. "Hey, Pinkie, mind if I have some, oh what is it called, 'popcorn'?" Lunacy asked. Pinkie agreed to let him take some of her popcorn, and when he reached into the bucket, he felt his hoof touch something soft, and warm as well. "Is this what 'popcorn' feels like?" He thought to himself. When he looked down, he realized he was holding on to Pinkie's hoof, and not some of the actual food he heard about.

Lunacy quickly took his hoof back, and started to blush a bit. "Could I be...? No, no I won't, I refuse to! Ponies imprisoned my brother, twice! And she helped the second time, I still want to avenge Discord, he did nothing wrong! But.... why am i feeling love for this mare? She's like any other mare..." Lunacy thought to himself, before the theater lights blasted on, blinding him.

As the two walked out, Lunacy was once more blinded, but by the sun this time. "Oh man..." Lunacy said, rubbing his eyes "That was a good 'movie'?" He asked himself, trying to remember the name of this new thing he'd seen for the first time.

"Yeah, it's the first time I saw it too!" Pinkie said "I heard about it on T.V. and thought 'I should go see this one day.' so I chose today, so I could see it with you!" The pink mare said. "Hey, you wanna go get some ice cream now?" Pinkie asked.

"Ice cream?" Lunacy asked. He was very familiar with this, because in the past, his favorite thing to eat was the frozen dairy treat, and he often froze ponies in the treat as well. "Of course! Let's go, lead the way!" Lunacy said, as he followed the pink mare.

When the two got to the ice cream shop, they found Derpy and her stallionfriend Doctor Whooves. "Hey Derpy, hey Doctor!" Pinkie said.

"Hey Pinkie Pie! Who's this?" Derpy said, looking confused as usual thanks to her lazy eye.

"The name's Lunacy, but please, call me Insane!" Lunacy said, laughing at his own joke, as Doctor Whooves laughed as well.

The four ponies talked, and after some time Pinkie and Lunacy walked inside the shop. "Hey Scoops!" Pinkie said to the mare behind the counter.

"Oh, hello Pinkie, what'll it be today?" The mare asked.

"Hmm, the usual. How about you Lunacy?" Pinkie said aloud.

"Hmm, a three scoop cone, with mint chocolate chip, chocolate, and vanilla please!" Lunacy said.

In no time, the mare behind the counter got their order ready, and the two went outside to sit down in the sun.

"So, Lunacy, tell me 'bout yourself! When were you born?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Oh, well it's been a long time since somepony actually tried to get to know me... Oh yeah I was born over 2,000 years ago, on the same day as Discord." Lunacy said.

Pinkie Pie began to ask plenty of questions, all of which Lunacy had an answer to. Pinkie was surprised at every answer Lunacy gave to her. "Hmm, ok here's one.... Whadda ya call a pony, with no legs horn or wings, floating in the ocean?"

"I don't know Pinkie, what do you call a pony, with no legs horn or wings, floating in the ocean?" Lunacy asked.

"Bobber!" The Pink mare shouted, cause Lunacy to shoot a bit of the milkshake he now had out of his nose. "Wow, I didn't think it was that funny!" Pinkie said.

"You know, that's the first joke I heard in over a thousand years, and it's also the first joke from somepony else that I laughed at!" Lunacy explained. Lunacy began to feel his heart speak more and more to him with a feeling he had remembered from earlier, and it's loud beating on the inside. "Hmm... i was wrong, maybe I am falling for her. But should I? What if I do ask her out, and she breaks my heart like.... *she** did?*" Lunacy asked himself in his thoughts.

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